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chatinent:
1. Why do we apologize before saying anything in Nigeria? Eg “please don't be angry, where is First Bank located here?” “Abeg, no vex, where I go fit piss here?”


2. Why do we say ‘no problem’ or ‘no wahala’ when told to do sth after a conversation?

it's the best way to approach people... That's why the foreigners enjoy us!

TMSMedia:
Lady Cancels Her Wedding After Bride Price Was Paid, Says Her Husband Is A Scam (Photos)



https://www.instagram.com/p/CZMBOngr_2i/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

if the guy don pay, he's not a scam... She just realized that his prick can't do the job effectively! Rich girls are only after good sex from men and nothing more. And they always want to be in charge. Maybe na after one argument she thought about it, that

-f*ck, he no sabi
-respect (toy boy), he no get.

Abeg let him go! not what i want. Na so them be

Audio moves

Buhari government has made the country so poor with his policy that just anyone wants to be president with the aim of saving Nigeria. Watch out for many funny declarations by just anyone for the top most political sit come 2023.

By now you all know the insecurity situation in Northern Nigeria. This is just an eye opener.

In the north, there's only a high and low class of individuals and every group of hausa muslim men you see around has a high class individual in control of them.

You may have heard about Bandits, bokoharam, iswap, killer herdsmen, etc. They're all islamic believers. They read koran before and after every attack that would involve killing of people.

Take note of these points
1. This people are all controlled by a high class individuals.

2. They do not want western education (part of their islamization agenda).

3. All the groups above kidnap students just to discourage their people from receiving western education.

4. With all the sophisticated weapons the Nigeria government have, they can't crush this terrorist groups as you hear in the news because they're actually fullfilling their Allah's will which they are in support.

5. They want to control presidential power so as to maintain their ambitions.

Watch out.

Biafra handwork... Na so them go sit down carve virtual interview for Rotimi Amaechi, talk wetin the guy never talk! When has Amaechi ever made a statement of regret for joining APC? Lol

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Reality that doesn't exist?
Reality that I have no knowledge about?

Lol! that's exactly what i'm saying.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
The day Nigerians go wise ehnn..
Una just dey clown around..
So using a symbol/design automatically makes it satanic?

until you wake up to reality

Lastmankc:
You will soon blame PDP for your low sperm count

Lol! Isn't that your father Buhari's trending style?

See as their mode of taking pics look like na one big ocultic group meeting?

PDP Government did it. Blame them

Now understandable why Trump did similar... Right?

Another audio strike just as always.

Concensus or whatever, it's not a problem in as much as there's going to be an electronic way of transmitting results... So, it's pretty Okay by me!

lovetext:
Then a coward like me cant run a world power country , no world power I repeat world power even US will allow its rival have a base in a country near its border , go back in time and read when soviet union started alliance with Cuba and see what US did , so dude forget all this your capping

silence is the best answer you.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Ask the ladies not all ladies here that's even if your story is true..

Wait until you have such experience. let me update you on what to expect. Expect to hear this if you haven't touched her and you want to marry her:

1. I was Raped
2. I had sex just once in my past relationship and that's when i was deflowered.
3. I have toilet infection
etc. These are the very common ones. There are many other lies to keep you in the dark.

LordIsaac:
Ask Eve why she gave Adam the apple immediately she saw that her eyes were "opened", and there, you'll have your answer.

from the beginning women were this cunning... Guy no be lie!

SenecaTheYonger:
Because most of that gender were not taught proper basic toilet hygiene.

Do you know some of them even wipe their ass from back to front? Literally scrapping the shiit in the toilet paper through their vagina, labia, etc. And then wear their pants

Meanwhile they’re supposed to wipe backwards.

Also, most times when shiit drops on toilet water, the way it slashes on our balls is same way it splashes on her vagina.

Lol

7 years ago i broke up with my girlfriend who cheated on me while away (NYSC) & got an STD then claimed it was toilet infection & that we shouldn't have sex for a while. Guess what? It was pregnancy & she got miscarrage. When i confronted her, she confessed that she cheated because she was so high & i wasn't around & she couldn't masturbate. So i ended it like it never happened. Lol!

2 years later, There's this lady i met in my church. She's somewhat clean. But when i tried to get serious with her, she told me she was raped at 12 and got toilet infection at 19. At first i believed her only to take her for test & discovered that she's HIV stage 2 positive. It was then she told me she was abused by her boss when she was serving as maid. Lol!

I ended it not because of anything but because she lied just to keep me. What if i got harmed? She didn't care.

So, let me ask you ladies. Why do you think telling someone the truth about your body or ugly experience would make them go away or remain a hidden lie?

I swear, Buhari get very serious bad luck.

The keeper f@cked up! He saw the ball and took his positions only to disappoint us by not putting up any energy to save the ball... I honestly prefered the other black guy that keeped for us against Ginea.

I honestly prefer the other keeper to this guy... He just! In fact. Nonsense.

ABOKI!!!

Why Austin bring this Aboki na? Which kind bad luck be this?

MT:
That was a glaring yellow card offence. He almost twisted his ankle. Let's be fair sir.

mtcheew!

Mtcheeew! I really hate Buhari video call with him bad luck... God forbid.

Very stupid referee!

Na Buhari go use him bad luck go make video call wey make we no score for first half... Second half we go win because i believe Austin will change tactics!

nasonaso:
Tunisians are better

Yes o... better at chasing ball!

This two men marking Simon go soon tire.

Tunisians didn't come to play ball but to mark players... Lol!

Ormo... Them put two men on Simon! But we dey still win sha