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Another joke... Do they think of life after the strike?

Lol!

Which world club? How can a tornament played by a selected few be called a world club? How many African club team features?

immortalcrown:
Wasn't the Bible made by humans and purchased with money? Is the Bible the first Bible humans got and must the Bible be the last bible humans will use? To prove that you are not highly confused and sentimental, which sentence in my post mocks God?

you see your thinking? Thinking like a muslim (living people with watery cow brain). The same way they think Jesus as an ordinary human being born by a woman. Mtcheew! No need to argue with your senseless brain because arguing with a fool has no meaning.

immortalcrown:
God does not perform this kind of miracle. The Bible, though containing the word of God, is a bunch of paper made by humans. God is not irrational. He will not make humans flammable and make Bible non-flammable. He has the power to do it but He is not as foolish as human to do it. A man can do it to brag about his power. God will not save the Bible and allow the car to get burnt. God is not irrational and wicked like a man. The biblical statement that the word of God shall not pass away does not mean the holy Bible is non-flammable. When some houses containing copies of the Bible get burnt, the bible copies also get burnt depending on how the copies are kept in the houses.

If you set your Bible on fire, the back covers and the edge will definitely get burnt.

The hell? Who the Bleep is this? DUDE!!! Are you mocking God? God doesn't give a shit to that car because the car is big to you. He saved the Bible for you and I to see it on Nairaland & trust Him.

jamesodu:
•Eyebrow on provision that ministers should resign to contest for office •INEC to get list of candidates Aug. 18



https://thenationonlineng.net/pressure-on-buhari-to-reject-reworked-electoral-bill/

bill or not... Whatever means to bring in Amaechi as the next president of Nigeria is acceptable and fine by me!

Honestly, if Amaechi becomes the president... It will be the best thing Buhari has ever done for Nigeria whether he signs the electoral act bill or not! Amaechi is more than capable to take this country to the next level.

Richy4:
OP, I have never separated before... but this is my opinion..

<<<The question should be while both couple were separated,... has the man moved on mentally and physically?... If yes? then he should let her know that it was a bad idea for her to come back...That he doesn't see it working...There are attitude he can't find himself tolerating ....And both will find a way to handle their kids' welfare..

But if he hasn't and wants to try again,

<<<<Then he should invite her before she moved into the house to a neutral place like a quite restaurant or park where they can talk about why they got separated in the first place...Just to iron things out and make promises...
<<<immediately she moves in with the kids, both should be starting on a clean slate... No need for old memories...Just my Opinion...

i support this... Op, you might want to take this advise!

Tinubu is a politician

I discovered this habit in every Nigerian. Once they have what they needed, paying you will be stories.

Lol... Now we're gradually understanding what Buhari meant by promising that he would end insecurity before he leaves office (there was a strict negotiation in background) because they know that if the next president comes from the south, the government would really wipe them (his terrorist brothers) out of the country.

You won't hear anything like the NA killed hundreds of ISWAP. But you will hear ISWAP Killed soldiers, hundreds of people, destroyed villages, kidnapped hundreds of children and compensated... And the next day Surrender! Lol. Only an asshole would believe or trust Buhari.

The whole north under bandit attacks is a huge stage play. The attacks are only against rivals and non muslims. The rivals could be a Muslim. But with what is happening already they're all staged. God will expose all of them and put them to shame.

Promisecinho12:
I met the pretty lady few years ago and we were cool with each other. I was the first man in her life but distance became a barrier in our relationship. She later got married and now she has two lovely kids.

Whenever she visits her parents, she always wants to visit me too but I don't usually allow her to enter the room with me cause am scared that okafors law may work on me

Recently I told her to stop visiting me that she is married and I don't fancy her visiting me and she called me all sort of names pls I don't know if I did something wrong for telling her not to visit me again.

you did the right thing... Information flies, especially infidelity kind of info! You just saved yourself from suicide.

Egyptian Coaches are so abusive on refs. They really deserve red cards. Thank God the match ended in PK because Egypt really would have blamed something... Congrats to Senegal!

Hisbah21:
clap for urself again,i'm nt reading ur trash

can you read? Lol...!

Hisbah21:
clap for urself

remove every sentiments and call black black, as well as white white. Go and ask, it was Amaechi who started the Port Harcourt City project. Go and ask any Rivers state residence during his time. Everybody received at least one thing directly from the government under Amaechi. He priotized education in the whole state, bought books for every student and my direct cousin went on a schorlaship under Amaechi. He equipped all the schools in the states' wards with computer facilities. Before, Nursery schools were done by only private individuals, but guess what, he built government nursery schools. Which governor in any state has made sure that state projects get to every single ward in their states? Education one key to development and i'm sure ASUU crises will end under Amaechi because he knows the value of quality education.

Hisbah21:
no infrastruction
no capital development
what about the state economy

but how many chairmen has done any of those? Wike abandoned many projects Amaechi could not complete while in office due to sentiments. Amaechi personaly regularized prise of products and petrol during his time. UST became the best state university in Nigeria and West Africa under Amaechi. He equiped hospitals in Rivers state and made some treatment of diseases free. He signed the rehabilitation of markets and giving shops to every single person who sells on the road, which he could not complete due to the crises b/w him and GEJ wife which limited Rivers state's internal revenue. He reduced transportation prises and gave grants to youths. Go and ask. It was Amaechi who started standard road projects which Wike came and completed some and added his own flyovers and (Wike) has not employed any Rivers state citizen from another ward other than his Ikwere brothers.

Hisbah21:
Ameachi that cannot even perform well as minister,talkless of president

Amaechi was someone that wore torn clothes to school and was laughed at. So, he understands the life of the poor.

Let me tell you some of the many things he did as a governor that reached the poor.

1. He established schools in every single ward in Rivers State

2. He was the only governor who employed the highest number of people in Rivers state.

3. He bought text books for every single pupil and basic students of Rivers state.

4. He bought mosquito nets for every single Rivers state residence.

5. He gave educational scholarship to thousands of people from every ward in Rivers state.

etc.

At least these are the little i can remember he did that affected every single citizen of Rivers state during his time.

Guess, under Buhari, his achievements was one of the things Buhari could bost of during the previous election.

People like this are rare. He deserves it.

I pray he gets the ticket... Definitely, this is the only time a Northern group is making sense!

KiNg0G:
Egypt submitted a petition to CAF to postpone the final match by one day, so that it will be on Monday instead of Sunday. Because the Egyptian team went through a road full of difficulties and played three matches of 120 minutes each in just one week against the strongest teams of the continent, Ivory Coast, Morocco and Cameroon. In addition, their last match was yesterday, unlike the rival team, which was two days ago.
Does CAF agree or reject?

Lol! We all know Egypt don't want to play their final on sunday (a christian day) ... Go to history, they've always want to change any great event that falls on a sunday! It's a normal islamic syndrome.

If it's just 30k then why this post?

Go and get a license to use such or expect anything from the hungry police

MJBOLT:

They should also suspend all sporting activities(football, Basketball, boxing,UFC,WWE etc),music,movies,series,all forms of parties or events should be suspended,we need the youths to be focused 100% this period.

Distractions will not be tolerated

Come, you be ashawo? Your head correct?

Show me your friend and i'll tell you who you are. Your children will be very proud of you with BBnaIja style.

If you keep yourself as a product for sale, yes, then all you've said applies. But if you want what is called GENDER EQUALITY, then you'll delete your post. When Nigerian women gets to the UK or US where gender equality is practiced, they quickly divorce their Nigerian husband who thinks all you've written above is the way of life for women. There in the US, both the chores and finance are shared among couples. Which is why you'll see paid maids in most homes. Your write up shows you're still in your 20s and you're yet to understand life.

Good day, Nairalanders.

Please, can anyone mention any country on this planet that asks their citizens to pay a sum of money for printing of their National ID card?

Or

Is it constitutional for Nigeria to sell its National ID card?

On the NIMC app, the NIN card is divided into two "Premium and Standard" (as if it's a product) and they both cost differently. This means over 60 million Nigerian will be paying N1000 (Premium) and N400 (Standard) for the cards. Worst still, the payment is just for you to download it. I thought it was something that will be printed for you and you go to their office to pick it up. Another worst situation is that the card you're paying for is another SLIP which means it cannot be accepted internationally... Chai! No wonder we keep having increasing number of cyber crime, because there's no proper means of identification and the particial way is even for sale.

For the first time ever have I seen a National ID for sale (Fulani regime is exceptional) . Enya... Who do us like this?

There's an advanced tracking device used only by law enforcement agents. This device has a tracker that will put a call to a phone number and once it goes through, it will lock the location. You won't even notice the call or any signal effect on the phone. What the lock does is that even if you off the phone and remove the sim and fly to another country, the device will tell you exactly where the phone is, even if you disassemble the phone and remove the battery, in as much as your location was locked, there's no way to hide that particular phone. It's now left for the security agents to gather intelligence on how to grap you but no matter the time taken, they'll get you. Kanu's direct phone number must have been exposed and this tracker was used on it to lock its location. The DSS has it and there's nobody whose phone can go through & this tracker has locked its location that can escape. The best way is to throw away the phone in a river and relocate as soon as possible but you can still be caught in time.

Lol... I'll advise you return the phone by giving a report to another police station because you're already in trouble! Police can lie on your head and since he can call the phone, you can be tracked very easily. To me, i think that the officer is up to something and puting that phone in your bag was intentional. Return the phone to the police station and narrate the whole truth or be the victim. Try as much as possible not to let the phone remain with you for more than 48 hours. Or you may enter a case that will be difficult to defend in court if the phone stays with you longer.

We're used to this empty promises... It will take them 17 months to realize that this was a motivational speech!

Idamond:
The era of human referees about to come to an end.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CZcZSytN-ec/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

i have said it that a time will come that humans will no longer be needed for any job and ponzi schemes will be the only means of making money.

Lol! They'll be fools if they're not used to this shit promises...

How did this stupid post get to front page?
Enya... Mtcheeew!