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Politics / Re: Agbakoba Sues Army Over 12 Soldiers’ Conviction by remmyton(f): 6:52am On Oct 09, 2014
MODs check †ђε front page button, it seems to be working on its own

@topic, they shud not be denied their rights

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Health / Re: Nigeria Donate $3.5m 2 Liberia,other by remmyton(f): 6:47am On Oct 09, 2014
The owner of dis forum į̸̸̨§ a great supporter of †ђε president, see how he pushed ds topic to fp 10mins after opening of †ђε thread

@topic, Nigeria showing †ђε world wu į̸̸̨§ †ђε boss since 1BC

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Romance / Re: Ladies What's Your Say About Guys/men Who Wear Pants? by remmyton(f): 4:45pm On Oct 03, 2014
My friend once touched a guy's bre*ast playingly and BAM!!!!!! He's d!*ck stood, if he had worn A pant, we wouldn't av noticed, but it stood glaring at us, lol, he turned his n packed t well

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Jokes Etc / Re: Breaking: Oscar Pistorius Sentenced To 15 Years In Prison Without His Prosthetic by remmyton(f): 10:11am On Sep 12, 2014
I will conclude ds report as a mere rumour until d formal verdict s passed
Literature / Re: My Crony by remmyton(f): 9:13am On Aug 23, 2014
I can beliv tears were alrdy comin out of my eyes, if hakeem had died, ehn ...........

Tdan, I wil read all ur works from today, u Ά̲̣̣̣̥я̣̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ such a great writer
Keep t up
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Most Publicized Celebrity Relationships That Crumbled by remmyton(f): 8:44pm On Aug 22, 2014
They all look good togeda, but den, celebrity means use n dump

Don't ask me wu s usin n dumpin wu undecided undecided
Politics / Re: I Have Two Or Three Years To Live –pope Francis by remmyton(f): 7:07am On Aug 20, 2014
May God always be wit u, Papal Francis

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Politics / Re: President Jonathan Receives Tissue Papers Made By Students Of GSS, Abuja (PIX) by remmyton(f): 6:36am On Aug 20, 2014
Cool one Mr. Presido

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Health / Re: Breaking News : Four More Ebola Survivors Discharged by remmyton(f): 8:11pm On Aug 18, 2014
I love Goodnews, wu said prayer s not d key? May God strenghten d health workers takin care of d ebola victim n may all ebola victims survive in Jesus name

Ebola wil come n go like d odas: bird flu n odas
Celebrities / Re: 25 Celebrities With Historical Look Alikes – This Is Creepy! by remmyton(f): 12:00pm On Aug 02, 2014
A lot pepo look alike on ds planet earth

Smtime ago, a girl older dan I saw me n called me one name, since ts not my name, I kept walkin, she had to catch up wit me n touch me, immediately I turned, she was so so surprised n said I look exactly like her cousin wu stays at d norTh, dat she was wondering wat d cousin s doin here in d east, I laughed n she was more surprised bc we had d same way of laughing, she said.

Last Bullet: I am sure everyone of us has a historic look alike, just dat they Ά̲̣̣̣̥я̣̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ not famous or we Ά̲̣̣̣̥я̣̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ not famous enof to find them

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Travel / Re: Ebola: FG Suspends Airline Operations From Liberia, Sierra Leone by remmyton(f): 5:10pm On Jul 30, 2014
MilesLamar: Any topic with EBOLA makes front page.. The nigga is now famous

Just like d days of chibok, I ddnt knw a day wil cm wen d story of chibok wil cm to pass, as for ebola, it wil be a history soon

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Politics / Re: FG Doubts Sanusi’s Withdrawal Of Suspension Suit by remmyton(f): 7:27pm On Jul 04, 2014
NL s gettin borin, bring hot topics, I love d bashin n all, I laf a lot readin pepo's comments

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Family / Re: 7 Types Of People You should Not ever Invite To Your Weeding by remmyton(f): 11:59am On Jul 03, 2014
Summary, don't invite anybody to ur weDding

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Phones / Re: How To Downgrade From BBM 8.0.0.94 Back To Old Version by remmyton(f): 7:40pm On Dec 10, 2013
http://rroyy.com/apps/Blackberry_Messenger_v7.0.0.126_OS6/bbm.jad

Try d abÓve link, it wÓrks perfect, use ur fone browser, dnt use BBWorld, it wil stil gv u d same upgraded version, u dnt need to delete d old one, just click replace when it pops up in ur browser

Click like if it helped
Celebrities / Re: Lola Omotayo-okoye & Anita Isama Dazzle In New Photos by remmyton(f): 3:02pm On Dec 10, 2013
With all dia make-over, they can't be compared to me, after my make-over :p

Travel / Re: Journey From Lagos To Anambra By Road In Pictures by remmyton(f): 2:52pm On Dec 10, 2013
As if u know @op, I av been dying to c dat onitsha-asaba bridge, I can't bliv such beautiful but old bridge exists in Nigeria, I wonder hw long it took to build it

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Foreign Affairs / Re: . by remmyton(f): 6:12am On Nov 28, 2013
This bedroom looks like a hotel room, I could lodge in there for a very long time, cheesy

If this type exist in Nigeria, most of d youths will commit crime just to be inside it n enjoy d comfort as long as it lasts wit d current rate of unemployment

I stil hope for a beta Nigeria shaa

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Nairaland / General / Re: Robbers Raid Students Hostel, molest Female Student To Coma In Calabar South by remmyton(f): 3:45pm On Nov 22, 2013
R*ape in dis 21st century
Well everyone will drink with his/her own cup eventually
May God grant d young EX-Virgin a quick recovery

Abeg MOD, stop modifyin my comment

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 35 Killed, In China Oil Pipeline Explosion by remmyton(f): 3:37pm On Nov 22, 2013
RIP to d Dead

If its in Nigeria, some people will blame it on the government

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Romance / Re: Her Husband-to-be Abandoned Her In The Hospital A Week To Their Wedding. by remmyton(f): 9:54am On Nov 07, 2013
lirusehn: ma father wud dis-own u if u bring dis up infront of him. His ist born married a lady witch for 15yrz no menstruation noru tok of baby. And u fink people wiv dis xperienz wud buy d idea of *pregnant after marry*.


That xplains ur level n height of reasoning
#walks out of thread#
Family / Re: Why Do Men Appear With All Sort Of Colours On Their Wedding Days by remmyton(f): 9:39am On Nov 07, 2013
@OP, please don't tell me the picture attached is that of a to-be-husband, his bestman n page boy, I can't bear it shocked shocked shocked

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Nairaland / General / Re: Who Is Enjoying It More, The Boy Or The Woman?? by remmyton(f): 9:34am On Nov 07, 2013
The boy has to hold on to smtin na
Politics / Re: 70 Boko Haram Members Kill 40 People, Burn 300 Homes by remmyton(f): 5:51am On Nov 05, 2013
Who counted the number of bH members
Just asking undecided

But on a serious note, these BH wil never cease killing, even if what they are asking for is granted, because blood thirst is already running in their stream
Crime / Re: 8 Girls Jailed For Prostitution In Abuja by remmyton(f): 5:41am On Nov 05, 2013
When dia s no job for d youth, the youth create jobs for themselves

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Politics / Re: BREAKING NEWS: ASUU Takes Jonathan's Message To Members •after 13 Hours Meeting by remmyton(f): 5:38am On Nov 05, 2013
We r watchin with folded hands
Politics / Re: Uke Stampede (survivors Account) by remmyton(f): 5:49pm On Nov 04, 2013
Atleast they hav to blame it on sm1 undecided
Properties / Re: Building Collapsed At Muri Okunola, Victoria Island by remmyton(f): 5:34pm On Nov 04, 2013
Wats wit all dis building collapse
Religion / Re: Why Believe In Jesus? by remmyton(f): 5:29pm On Nov 04, 2013
I must tell u, most of us believe in wateva we believe because we are brought up dat way by our parents.

Believing in Christ Jesus at first is because I grew up in a Christian family, now is because, I av asked him a lot in prayers n believe me when I say they are answered

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Romance / Re: How Do You Tell Your Girlfriend She Is A Bad Cook, Without Offending Her? by remmyton(f): 5:24pm On Nov 04, 2013
Just be truthful to her, u may not want to hurt her feelings, but I tell u, if u do not marry her tomorrow, she may up with a man wu wil not tolerate dat

She wil be grateful in future that u told her now
Politics / Re: 6-yr-old Burnt To Death In Lagos Fire by remmyton(f): 2:51am On Oct 31, 2013
What's wit parents lockin their children inside d houz wen goin out, they should dat disaster can happen anytime, I tink d best option s to take dem to a friend's houz r any of ur relative's houz or they can as well hire an older hand to help dem care for d children

RIP Small Pikinn, May ur gentle soul RIP
TV/Movies / Re: Funmi Iyanda - NTA Shut-down My Show For Interviewing A Gay Man by remmyton(f): 1:54am On Oct 31, 2013
I try to understnd l*sbians, but a homosexual, I can't understnd

A l*sbian wil say a man can't satisfy hÉr, dat most times, b4 she cum, d male has cum n anoda said she wil rather she's f*ngered dan facing d wrath of bangin cheesy

So, if u r a homo, gv me ur reason apart from d smell of a p*ssÝ, bc, there r gOod cleans girls out dia, wat s ur reason lemme start understndn u guys

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