₦airaland Forum

Onlytruth: It is getting closer and closer to home.
Man flees the North to escape boko Haram, meets worse in his own state Enugu.
This is part of why I keep saying that you do not run away from mass murderers; you confront them wherever you live.
Anything else is tantamount to postponing the evil day.
It appears as if fulani has basically seized a portion of Enugu state, and the governor is silent.
Quite sad.

so you mean those people at North should remain there? #whistles-you must be Hi#

mumumugu: I learnt that an empty vessel makes the loudest noise

you took it from my mouth

okay, #sings Toto Dicke Hi song# #bomb explodes# #runs away#

what about movie stars

see your head, you fine like Segun Arinze

my top five list are
a. Kanu Nwankwo
b. Okocha Jay Jay
c. Taiwo
d. Remmyton
e. and whoever wants to have his or her name on my list,

i don't like those illuminati football players. IMO

thats a good step, many non governmental organisations should do more, imagine the type of suffering those displaced Nigerian citizens are going through, even the new born babies,

only God is there is their consolation

this is the part one

waiting for the other complete part

Ignatio: I find it alarming that people with no health issues say it's ok to buy breast milk for their babies. Abi una no wan make the thing fall? It must obey gravity o.

this reminds of Nigerians who will never come back to Nigeria, not even to be the president of this country. They will never, i mean never touch their leg in Nigeria, talk more of living here after experiencing good live outside here IMO

acidtalk: Babe - Hello honey?
Guy - Hello dear, how are you doing?
Babe - I am not okay joh!
Guy - What's wrong?
Babe - Can you do me a favour?
Guy - What favour dear? Anything for you.
Babe - Can you....
Guy - is it your BIS renewal?
Babe - No!
Guy - Is it the new phone I promised you?
Babe - No! Nah!
Guy - It is the gucci bag?
Babe - Please hold on let me talk.
Guy - okay talk.
Babe can you buy me.....
Guy - The car?
Babe - That will be later joh!
Guy - Buy you what then?
Babe - can you buy me garri?
Guy - What? Are you kidding?
Babe - No nah! It is now too expensive for me to afford.
Guy - I thought you never used to take garri?
Babe - Well, not until it became the most expensive food on Sheraton and Protea Hotels Menu.





Man - Sweetheart, I am at Debonairs what type of Pizza do you want me to buy for you?

Girl - Debonairs keh? No oh! Please just add small money ontop and buy garri instead.



Junior - Mama, saturday na my birthday, wetin we go chop? Akpos mama cook rice and chicken last month for him birthday.

Mother - Junior na Garri and beans we go cook for your friends.

Junior - Mama, garri and beans keh?

Mother - yes keh! We go show them Apkos say we get money, rice and chicken na poor man food now.

acidtalk, you get am for mouth

scaring when turned, i hope the owner survived it.

is it true that in every leap year, the death rate is very high, if anybody have heard of that, reply my post

social injustice, why can't their girls talk to their men, no wonder they are all turning into lesbians and homosexuals, that's what you get when you separate men from women. city of sodom and gomorrah. the little girl wants to feel like a woman and not a slave

that igp is a bloody liar, I wish his son was among d killed, then if he s saying this, it will understandable. A police man with a gun verses mob with a stone n a stick, a police attacks a mob, a mob throws stone, police runs with his gun, u r can deceive some of d people all d time, all d people some of d time, but never all d people all d time, bloody killers, mtchew

this type of thing is really getting normal. The talk of bomb blast is now more like knock-out noise. I must survive this country. *Sings* I am from Nigeria, in case you don't know, Nigeria ayanya, u can enter motor, or fly for aero.

is cook made of bleaching agents then , if so, it not good for consumption IMO though , based on OPs research and findings

Billyonaire: That's in order. Bigger men care less about what you take too serious, There are too many things to worry about, that there is less time to sit down and think about Sex, Fashion mistakes, gossips and insults. PDP rules!

For once you are right
Don't bother quoting me back cos I won't open dis thread again

Julieccentric: Please tell them

okpara ugo: Carefree in what sense? Pls be explicit.

I cant marry a woman who takes one hour to make-up before going out with me. Some ladies do spend as much time brushing and shinning fake hair and eyelids. I dont say they dont look nice after that, but it is all fake(the aspect i dislike).

There is a solution to ur problem since u still appreciate it a little, if u r going out with at 1pm, tell her its 11am, so that by d time she finish making up, it will be 12.30pm

to be sincere, I love heavy make up, it always fit me cool, believe it or not, make up gives girls guts, especially when she believes she attractive and make up plus a girl's dress code scares men. My bf likes me natural but I look natural only when we are taking an evening walk

Series22: if u dey vex 4 Gej food list, go drink Otapiapia, Ewu!

seconded

he is always giving me moral instruction, believes he knows everything and has this ego that piss me off, but I still love though

samguru: @ op,please stop disturbing nairalanders with subsidy news again,abeg if u get beta torry to yan we wan read jooooor

did you op force you to post on his thread, nairalanders and their foul smelling mouth

silver or gold I have not, but what I have I give you, my prayers that u be able to complete ur plan as proposed without being kidnapped or killed in Jesus name, amen

last I heard, the penalty for kidnapping someone is death, when will our youth learn? I really tire for Nigerian youth, they don't learn from others mistakes

some parents don't care about what their children do. I am saying this cos I was a victim of such, I almost joined the wrong group, but thanks to my physics teacher before he died, made me understand that my future depends on me alone and not my parents, so I woke up and faced life d right way. So I am advising my fellow youth to not allow what their parents less concern about them mislead their motives in life, cos at d end who suffers it more is u n not ur parents.

that's sad, my friend said their house is affected too, God help us all, who knows where next it will happen, no place is safe again

[quote author=control_seven]Who then committed such selective decimations? But, i have been wondering while #MOBI 40 generated less public outcry & interest than #ALUU 4? NASS for eg never at anytime mobilized to protest the dastardly killings unlike in the later? Has it anything to do with the social status of the victims involved? RIP to the dead![/quote]If u ask me, na who I go ask, d matter wey u c so, e tey wey im start, no be me go stop am, e heavy for hand, Lolx

isn't this funny, I tire for this boko guys wella

anger is my second name. When I get angry, I take a deep breath, sit down n just stare at d person that made me angry. It works for me a hell number of times, u can try it @ op

thanks for ur insults n advice, all of them are welcome, what baffle me most is how some persons job on NL is to call people they don't know names all because they are in d same idea-sharing forum, it shows the level of IQ some, I can't blame them though. Well, I am happy I learnt from u guys, I want to say to those abusers, be still, think twice before u call someone name, cos maybe in real life, you are lower than d person u r abusing. Thanks, gotta sleep. Thanks everyone