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BusinessRe: Fairmoney Becomes A Fully Digital Bank by rentAcock(m): 7:15am On Dec 15, 2021
I will definitely avoid this Fairmoney because they look like a scam company. This is yet another front page post where their agents make fake comments as if they are real customers or curious commenters but its easy to see through the fake comments. Some of them even joined nairaland on the same day. I wonder who's the mod that keeps pushing these fake threads to front page, they must have an ulterior motive. This level of deceptive marketing is enough red flag for anyone to avoid this company by all means.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Signs Deal With Wema Bank (Video, Photo) by rentAcock(m): 8:53pm On Dec 03, 2021
I forgot WEMA bank was still in existence until Davido put them on the limelight. They should thank him for bringing them back to life.
BusinessRe: ​​A Loan App Is Threatening Me! Help! by rentAcock(m): 5:15am On Nov 30, 2021
This thread is very suspicious and I'm really surprised it made front page. Almost everyone suggesting or enquiring about "fair money" created their nairaland account in January 2019, some accounts were even created on the same day. The OP is shilling/ advertising this fair money loan provider likely with his multiple fake naiariand accounts, becareful.
CelebritiesRe: Five Lessons Nigerian Creatives Should Learn From Rema’s IP Theft Saga by rentAcock(m): 8:19pm On Nov 26, 2021
I like President Obama and President Obama likes Rema, therefore I like Rema and dislike DJ Neptune.
FamilyRe: What I Found In My Grandma's Wooden Box(pictures) by rentAcock(m): 7:34pm On Nov 03, 2021
OP I will buy the ones in good condition, I collect these things.
FamilyRe: What Is It Like To Grow Old And Never Be Married? by rentAcock(m): 4:14pm On Oct 24, 2021
Op send me a tweet @Rentacock, we have able bodied young men eager to donate sperm for IVF. 20% discount available. Goodluck
FamilyRe: Elijah Tanko: 4 Women Lay Claim To 6-year-old Boy, Panel Orders DNA Test by rentAcock(m): 8:04pm On Oct 19, 2021
When I started my business years ago, people thought I was crazy. Many said, 'it's impossible for women to pay you for pleasure' but today my little start-up has blossomed and it has allowed me to hire more people. It's sad to say but the average Nigerian woman isn't faithful. My biggest and frequent clients are married women from rich homes, they are chronic fornicators. I will advice everyone to perform a DNA test even if the child looks like you.
WebmastersRe: Facebook IS Back Online But Not 100% - Mike Schroepfer by rentAcock(m): 12:00am On Oct 05, 2021
Didn't miss it for one second. I run my business on twitter and it was a record shattering day for me.
PoliticsRe: Blackout In Lagos As Ikeja Electric Announces Power Upgrade by rentAcock(m): 2:03pm On Oct 04, 2021
stanley000:
everyone for house no get work? You wey dey earn 40k dey count urself as employee lol
No sir. I'm nobody's employee. I rent cocks_ for a living.
PoliticsRe: Blackout In Lagos As Ikeja Electric Announces Power Upgrade by rentAcock(m): 1:43pm On Oct 04, 2021
Wahala for people wey no get work.
SportsRe: U20 WWCQ: Falconets Thrash Central African Republic (CAR) 7 - 0 In Douala by rentAcock(m): 11:17pm On Sep 25, 2021
Honestly I think FIFA should penalise the falconets for showing a lack of sportsmanship. After scoring 5 goals, what else do you have to prove to your opponent? FIFA should make it a rule that teams will be punished whenever the score difference between them and their opponent is more than 5 goals.
Science/TechnologyRe: Gangs Of Wild Monkeys Kidnapping Cats And Dogs In Malaysia (Pics) by rentAcock(m): 4:23pm On Sep 22, 2021
This is just an overreaction, the monkey wanted to adopt the dog like in The Jungle Book.
SportsRe: Tokyo2020 Male Basketball: Nigeria Loses To Germany 92 - 99 by rentAcock(m): 7:27am On Jul 28, 2021
Nigeria got lucky when they beat the U.S in their friendly match. The truth is, if all the Nigerian-born or children of Nigerian parents play for Nigeria, we will be unstoppable. Imagine having Giannis Antetokounmpo, Bam Adebayo, Victor Oladipo, Andre Iguodala etc
SportsRe: Italy vs England: Euro 2020 Final (3 - 2) On Penalties On 11th July 2021 by rentAcock(m): 11:14pm On Jul 11, 2021
All the non white players missed their penalties tonight
SportsRe: Italy Wins Euro 2020 by rentAcock(m): 11:02pm On Jul 11, 2021
Up Italia!!
BusinessRe: Inflation, Devaluation Push Millennials Away From ₦20 Trillion Stock Market by rentAcock(m): 5:57am On Jun 15, 2021
It makes no sense investing in the Nigerian stock market because every day your money stays in naira denomination, its losing value. Your Nigerian portfolio may give you an annualised gain of 20%, but what use is it when the naira loses buying power by 40% annually?

I was able to convince my family to convert their naira to dogecoin, let's see how it goes.
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience With Risk Takers by rentAcock(m):
You envy him despite the end result of his fraud? The guy is a fraudster, stop idolizing him. The problem with taking big risk is the reward might be huge but the flip side of it is a life of hurt.
PhonesRe: Is Your Twitter App Still Loading? by rentAcock(m): 8:30am On Jun 05, 2021
Yes, I use hi5 now.
FoodRe: Photos Of Grasscutter And 3 Monkeys Killed Today By A Hunter by rentAcock(m): 12:47pm On May 20, 2021
If you can eat a monkey, you can eat a human being.
FamilyRe: What Is That Thing Your Neighbour Does You Don't Like? by rentAcock(m): 8:01pm On May 17, 2021
My neighbor is a showoff. Always updating his house while my own just looks abandoned. As I'm typing this right now, the guy is tearing down his old gate and have like 5 guys working in his compound. I suspect he's about to install a new gate, fence and a garden.
HealthRe: #JusticeForPeju: Peju Ugboma's Death & Premier Hospital's Negligence by rentAcock(m): 2:55pm On May 09, 2021
This is really sad, my condolences to the family. Before undergoing any kind of surgery, doctors warn us about associated risks and complications and sadly death is also a potential outcome. I'm sure they were negligent but they probably needed that CT scan to confirm if she was bleeding before opening her up again for a surgery to stop the bleeding. Sure, if she was in a more developed country, everything will be expedited and treated critically, but we live in a country where patients have to beg family members and friends to donate blood because the hospital's blood Bank doesn't have any. Fibroid removal surgeries can get complicated depending on the size and location of the fibroid, they sometimes have large arteries that can cause bleeding if not clipped properly. This should also serve as a reminder that whenever you are admitted into a hospital in this country and you walk out alive and well, consider yourself highly favoured. This woman's ordeal took place in some of the best private hospitals in the richest neighborhood in the country despite the fact that the family is rich enough to make quick payments.

I hope the family finds peace and closure. RIP to the dead
InvestmentRe: Us Stocks Pick Alert by rentAcock(m): 10:59pm On May 08, 2021
Guys I did something very brave last week. I liquidated all my assets and I convinced my family members to lend me money for a business venture. My dad has a small building in orinle which I'm about to sell as well. So I bought dogecoin last week at an average price of $0.55 using all my life savings and the money I raised from my family. I'm up about 18% as dogecoin is trading at around $0.65 now. I have less than N5,000 in my bank account as we speak but if I hold dogecoin until one is worth $1000, guys I will be very rich. I foresee it hitting $1000 before the year runs out. Folks on social media are saying Elon Musk will mention it today on national broadcast in America like how their president gives national broadcast. If that happens, dogecoin can hit $10 today and I will officially be the richest person in my entire lineage. Guys I'm just so happy, who knew making money could be so easy, I've been hustling all these years to build my business when I should've invested in cryptocurrencies. This is such a foolproof plan I have going, nothing can ever go wrong. Sometimes I wonder why others haven't yet done the same thing I'm doing, it just seems like people prefer suffering. Wish me luck.
CareerRe: Realities Of Retirement. by rentAcock(m): 10:35pm On May 08, 2021
I want to travel now I'm young not during retirement. Do you know how it looks dinning out in some of the finest French restaurants but with dentures on? How about hiking mt everest in old age, will I make it to the summit without having a heart attack? How about skydiving, can I do that in old age? Enjoy your youth while saving for retirement if God spares your life to see retirement age.
HealthRe: He's 24 But Look 54 And Wants To Commit Suicide by rentAcock(m):
He should use his age to his advantage. Dress him up like a granpa, give him a walking stick and ask him to show up to a football pitch like that. Then video him playing the ball and dribbling young guys, post it on YouTube, tiktok or Instagram and he will be an international sensation. My father taught me to always think outside the box and this is how I started my rentacock_ business.
WebmastersRe: Gtbank Cut $25 From The Money I Received Offshore Charges (wire Transfer) by rentAcock(m): 12:21pm On Apr 29, 2021
I thought the sender always pays the fee for an international transfer.
SportsRe: South Africa Failed To Qualify For The 2022 AFCON After A 2-0 Lose To Sudan by rentAcock(m): 5:44am On Mar 29, 2021
What darfur?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal - (3 - 3) On 21st March 2021 by rentAcock(m): 2:50pm On Mar 21, 2021
This one is too easy to predict.

West Ham 2 : 1 Arsenal
CrimeRe: I Took To Kidnapping Because My Cattle Business Required Too Much Work—bandit by rentAcock(m): 12:02pm On Mar 21, 2021
What a very sad story. He kidnapped his neighbor and also kidnapped his close friend. SMH. This is just a reminder that you should never trust anyone.

I hope they are sentenced to at least 33yrs in prison.
BusinessRe: I Mistakenly Transferred Money To A Frozen Bank Account by rentAcock(m): 11:59am On Mar 21, 2021
He's a scammer. Why didn't he tell you the account was frozen before you sent the money? Get a policeman and put the fear of God in him.
FamilyRe: Is Penny Auctions Of Kobobid Legit Or Scam? by rentAcock(m): 12:27pm On Mar 15, 2021
Its not a scam. Its all about risk vs reward. If you know there are other people bidding against you and you pay for each bid then you should know that the odds of winning are stacked against you. It's just like people spending a small amount of money to play the lotto, again the odds are against you but if you win, the reward is exponential. So when it comes to penny auctions, only bid what you are comfortable losing and nothing more.

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