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The dick she couldn't share with other women has finally sent her to prison.

What a dick!

bejeria101:
You go kee persin o lol

Some people are just a mistake and waste of space walahi!

They only see the evil in evil when it happens to them directly.

I think the rate at which this brand of human beings (APC
/Buhari defenders) are becoming rampant, we should be able to buy goods with Buhari's pictures soon enough...

Successlane:
Did the senator justify the attack on the woman?

Please, read what the senator said again, this time, SLOWLY

Guy, it's not about reading slowly or fast, it's about imagining the moral disposition that statement will leave his audience with.

The fact that he used the word "retaliatory" already profaned the rational purpose of his representation as a senator from that region.

BTW, since it was a retaliatory attack, can he tell us of any APC party leader who suffered the same fate as this woman, or was there even an attempt to such against any APC party leader?

When you speak in public, it's your due responsibility to choose your words carefully or stand a chance to expose your foolishness!
The fact is that Echocho goofed and he goofed big time.

bejeria101:
Please find your sense and use it.

His sense?

Buhari took it along when he traveled to London and he forgot to return with it

MNDY:
Echocho is a betrayer of Igala people and doom awaits him for letting the Igala people down so badly. Following and running errands for an outsider Ebira governor young enough to be his third younger brother and selling his own Igala people out.

You and Edward are a disgrace. Torturing your own people because of an Ebira boy. Echocho, for keeping silent when your own fellow Igala and highly respected man DSP Ejeh Abutu was being humiliated by Edward (all for Bello), the blood of Inikpi will fight you both and every other person involved in bringing the Igala name to disrepute.

Edward and Ahmed Attah, the collaboration you are making to deprive workers and pensioners of their money in Kogi East (your own people) and in the state at large will be rewarded with God's wrath if not now later in the future as long as you are alive.

AMEN! And God bless you...

Kuku buy both na since you can afford two of the both of them...

blizard44:
Gbam!

It is not flesh that revealed this to you.
Not flesh!

9ja matter tire me abeg.

If not demons, who would cause you pain and still join you in searching for the remedy.

BTW, they should also be ready to inform us if that turkey no end im career for inside pot las las.

blizard44:
Nigerians, ignorant of this tradition will come online and shine teeth and make long copycat posts like they do at Halloween.

But do this in Nigeria and watch them term it demonic.
Demonic as if demons don't shiver at being sent on a mission to Nigeria.

"Shiver" got me cracking my ribs

They shiver cos they probably believe there are more senior and superior demons in Nigeria

tianshie:
Yes.

Now I get the gist.

But that his friend no try na. He could've left him alone with his family.

But is it this year that his friend returned to Nigeria?

tianshie:
Oh, you've got it twisted. Pa Thaddeus's friend lived in Gabon. Not Pa Thaddeus. This friend returned to Nigeria recently and I guess started reconnecting with friends. Then I guess heard about this person he knew who died in the war.

OKkkkkk.
You mean it was pa Thaddeus' friend who actually returned from Gabon and exposed him while pa Thaddeus was living with his family ever since the war right?

joshboss:
Guy go beg your ghost daddy mk he give you 10 correct score mk we flex this Christmas. No time

Honestly, e go make sense die...

Imagine say u combine Liverpool vs Napoli, Barcelona vs Borrussia Dortmund correct score play am together come stake am 20k.

tianshie:
Because he's lived in Gabon all this time. I don't know why he didn't contact the family. Only God knows.

Does that mean that his family believed all this while that he was living in Gabon?


How come the person who exposed him to his family never told them all this while?

When (what time of the year) exactly did this happen?

tianshie:
I used to sit on the fence, too. Before this happened. I just hope church folks, and spiritualists don't milk them for all their cash.

@tianshie, you said the man retired to his home from the war because he was injured.

My question now is that, how come the person who called the man's wife that her husband actually died during the war never told the family about his death until his return from Gabon?

Pls I want to understand better cos this story doesn't seem to add up.

Could this be necromancy at work?

Have heard similar stories before but I usually find it hard to believe but with the rate at which it's becoming a widespread occurrence, I will continue to sit on the fence and listen to people's opinion.

She should simply detach the boobs and place it on Jumia or konga. I'm sure it would be of more value that way.

paix:
Ask El-Rufai.

They are birds of same feather.

Originakalokalo:
politicians eat concoction made with deadly things to win elections...

If they can eat that, eating their words na smal thing.

You're absolutely right my brother.

oyatz:
Actually she is not the only one.
Most Nigerian ladies have no time for anything intellectual.
About 75% of Nigerian ladies between 21-25 years can't write good CV by themselves. They are mostly concern about money, sex, wears, movies ,parties, gossips and other mundane things.

If you don't believe me, just engage five ladies per day from Monday-Friday and ask them to tell you about

1) Carbon footprint
2) George Orwell
3) USSR
4) Ayatollah Khomeini
5) Rock of Gibraltar
6) Archilles Hills
7) Mansa Musa

I couldn't agree any more with you.
A guy once said that the average Nigerian lady is dumb and I tried to argue in their defense but I later realized he was right.

To them, life is all about : make-up, marriage, sex, hairstyle, dresses, expensive perfumes, sharwama, artificial eyelashes and nails.

What a shame!

How can a man eat his own words within a short space of time?

Grant him another opportunity to talk now and he will tell you that Buhari is a Saint and sadly, the unwariness of the masses toward this kind of men remains their plight.

Maxmilliano111:
thanks so much for that correction ill use the correction wisely next time

You're welcome but never mind, sh!ts happen.

You probably didn't take note while typing and I already know you're a smart fellow from your response.

I will simply tell her that Olympus has fallen.

bogdaddy:
You mentioned four different types of condom, your pussy mileage is longer than Lagos- Ibadan express road o! Biko park well

She could mention 4 types of condom brands, but ask her to mention 4 out of 6 geopolitical zones and watch her fail like Amaechi in Rivers election.

AfroKnight:
But really, who are the people still circumcising ladies these days? Is it not a criminal offence?

Constant fvcking can also get a lady circumcised na.

Some dicks are not straight and smooth, they have branches while some are thorny.

Maxmilliano111:
The full meaning of var is (video assistant referee) it is use to check weather there was an infringement or foul when the goal was scored... Pls dont ask me what foul means

VAR is not only used to check weather, it's also used to check CLIMATE!

Weather kor, climate ni...

I wonder why some people mumu na original like follow-come Nokia battery.

APC robots will still come here to support the outright idiocy being showcased by this senator.

Scam alert!
MTN 1gb=1 hour Facebook lite

Fisher007:
Ok I am happy you read it though. So that when you marry one of those ladies (not all), who you and your friends knew her slutty life in her prime years (16 - 30yrs) . Then she now uses you or your folks as a retirement plan claiming she is virtuous and holy. Probably you will meet her at church (Shiloh service). Few years down the line when eyes done clear, you will comeback to this message and reread it again.

Best of luck.

There's no denial of the existence of the situation you described, but the fact is that it can't be generalized or attributed to a particular age range.

The situation you described is prevalent in every age range of men and women especially in our society so don't get it twisted.

I'm sorry op, this write up is marred with lies and misinformation.

For better write-ups, dial *234#
You can also dial *230# for better punctuation.

duduade:
From now on Kogites carry your load


Do not come on social media to complain

We wish you all the best

greatbrian:
Kogites shud guard up for another 4 years of belloship.


They wanted it, they voted for him let them enjoy the dividends

Do you guys really know what RIGGING means?

Do you really think the masses voted for that blood thirsty tyrant?
I want to believe you guys are simply ignorant of the level Buhari's APC and INEC has allowed our our electoral system to be deteriorated to. Otherwise, I don't understand why you guys just talk as if you just arrived from pluto.

All I know is that the masses did their best.
The few ones who dare to resist their intimidation are now in the hospital, some are in mortuary while some have already been buried.

My prayer is that God will never allow my daily bread and that of my family fall into the hands of this politicians. There's a saying that if a man chooses to ride on a Lion just to scare his foes, a time would surely come when the Lion would be be seen, but the man would be nowhere to be seen. Let Yahaya Bello continue his tyranny, those who are meant to survive will definitely survive so don't undermine the effort of the poor masses by seeing their plight as an emblem of mockery.

And thanks to GMB for taking us back to 2003

Caseless:
did 135 come from ankpa?

According to the report we were deliberating on, it was 130k for PDP and 5k for APC.

Okoroawusa:
Are you from Kogi?

Inspite of how bad Abia was governed,the gov shared kerosene few days to election n won


Did I hear you say anything?

Make your choice let another person make theirs

Go and face your exams!
I wish u success.
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