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This seems fake but in any case, she should shutd4kup already.

I fear who no fear China

If it's not coincidence then we can say onoghen killed him with juju.
op, I must say u did well by taking note of both incidents if u r actually the brain behind the discovery but behave urself. dont create unnecessary tension where there's no need 4 it.

Nawa!

CeterisXVII:
You must have grown up in a diabolical environment to know all these things. Or maybe you have been watching too much African magic.

There's no doubt you have problem with comprehension. Go ahead and do things the way you like without minding the consequences that may follow.

Kiaka8:
chaiii moral decay
this is the reason why our children of these days are nothing to write home about
during our time this is a routine stuff and the public bath stuff for the dirty pupils while others watch in amusement.

the shame only will make you remind your parents next time to do the needful.

Honestly things have changed

It's funny dat u actually understand dat things have changed and stil expect d child's parents to overlook something like dis esp in dis era of wickedness in high places whereby people's hairs, nails, bras, panties etc have been reportedly used in diabolical ways against dem. i believe there are better ways to tackle such issues in saner climes. i'm not being diabolic but one just have 2 b careful cos u may not know d exact person u dealing wit especially in a society like ours where people believe d unbelievable.
Truly, things have changed and d good old days when everything looks normal are long gone.

I can't imagine how some people are.
Someone already read through and saw that the PDF of the so called book is readily available online but here are some people despite having data and smartphone with internet access still pleading for a copy to be sent to their mail instead of simply searching Google for a download link.
Now, my problem is not the fact that they're requesting for a copy to be sent to their mail but I'm looking at the fact that the size of the PDF file of this very book is like 11mb+ then imagine someone sending it to everyone who's gonna request for a copy, if the guy they're requesting it from demands a simple 100 naira recharge card now, they will simply tag him a SCAMMER!
Anyways, having a smartphone doesn't make one smart after all...

Less I forget, that book isn't a play or fun book, I would suggest anyone who has no business with it should simply stay away from it as merely mentioning some of names of demons, angels and elements written in that book could conjure or have spiritual impacts on the reader.
Life is like a jar filled with mystery to the brim.

Chizuru01:
Guy, Pick up the call, tell her sweet things, invite her over. Fuc.k her brains out and dump her in the nearest gutter tomorrow morning. Packaged Oloshos don't deserve pity.

I wld av given u a like 4 dis comment cos it's worth a million $ but i'm surfing nl wit a java phone & can't endure d loading time. wil definitely give u a like once i charge my android phone & come bk online.
btw, any gal hoping 2 break my heart wil only end up like Liverpool hoping 2 qualify after losing 1 - nil to ATM.
as a guy, it is my sole responsibility 2 b able 2 differentiate btw a fuckgirl & a wife cos akant come & kill maself

Randy100:
anu

U know it's true anyway.

Randy100:
So annoying.

And you can't go a day without opening a sex thread

I'm not taking this!

oshe11:
But But......

September 17th 2019, Liverpool LOST to Napoli in the UCL



So which Unbeaten are You talking about since this isnt the EPL?

and 3 - 0 to Barcelona most recently.

funmisticqueen:
google what a micropenis is, stop stupiidly displaing your ignorance

Who is talking about micropenis here?

Take heart dear, I can see you are pained.
I heard sitting in a bowl of warmed water mixed with salt could close the vagina a little.

Just try it, you could add a little pepper in the water for swift result...
Las las, u go dey alright...

BTW, u don't know me and I don't know but trust me, I'm smarter than u in all realms of life so keep displaying ur fooolishness by thinking I didn't know what I wrote up there.

Just work on your wiiide deeeep puxxy, and stop being bittered for hearing the truth. miracles do happen you know.

frozen70:
You are just consolidating yourself and others who belong to the same category with you

A woman's pussy is elastic by nature and can expand during labour and still close back

No matter the size of a dick, be it big or small, the way you use your dick is what matters you may have a small dick and still use it on a lady the way it will make her hungry for more

You may have a big dick and still use it to injure her that she won't come back to have more

Besides, men with small dick should stick to any girl they broke her virginity, she won't know the difference

Leave women alone with their pussy, it can accommodate all

I knew you would respond to this.
BTW, I don't belong to that category, I'm only being my brother's keeper. And if u doubt, drop ur WhatsApp number lemme send u a pix for confirmation.
There won't be need for all this if only you ladies with wide deep puxxies accept your fate and stick to whatever level of pleasure you get from men.
Same you ladies were the ones who jumped on the internet with the phrase "40 second men" all in the name of body shaming men. I don't know why u people get perplex the moment someone mentions wide or smelly puxxy.
Every man and woman are unique in their own way and the earlier you ladies realize that sex is a thing of the mind, the better for ur lots.

iLegendd:
Even though I didn't read the post, I'm so depressed right now for having the smallest on earth. Someone should console me before I cry. #AngryFace.

Liar!

lefulefu:
ogbeni harder harder!! u be carpenter

Atooor!

And those kind gals no dey like missionary position. They want you to be the only one doing the job.

Harder kee all of dem there

iTearHerToto:
The second pic tho

E dey give you joy?

lefulefu:
there is a congenital anormaly known as micro penis.op so u havent heard of it?? just as some ppl have very small head or hole in their heart so also there is micro penis.it is very very small and doesnt get erect and there is little or nothing a female can do with it.

My guy 4get DAT thing abeg...

It's puxxy we are talking about not parlor.
A puxxy is supposed to be in shape. I mean tight and fragile to anything that penetrates it, even if it's as small as finger especially at such a tender age. Haba!

I understand the situation you described and I believe fvck isn't meant for such people. Those type of people should just cool off them self with wanking and leave fvck for the real niggies. But I'm talking about young ladies at very tender age who can't stick to their size of men but prefer to hang out with men 3-4 times older.
After damaging their puxxies with over sized dicks, they will start shouting harder! harder! whenever they meet their mates.
You know the matter na, to them, those older men with larger dick don't last long while the younger ones who last long don't have the size of dick they're used to.

40secondsguy:
Shii...dude

That was some savage shii

Mhennn,,, ladies are just annoying these days

Hey friends, I'm no longer comfortable with the length and height at which ladies go about trying to body shame men on the issue of having small dick. Even though mine falls between big or average, I think it's high time we speak on behalf of our brothers who suffer from such because an injustice to one is an injustice to all. How can a lady at the age of 17 be collecting fvck from every tom, dick and harry within and outside the street only to later come to settle or date one innocent guy and start complaining about small size dick?
Have you ever seen Don Jazzy wearing Korede Bello's shirt? After receiving over sized dicks at a tender age, they will start trying to have their cake back after eating it.

The annoying thing is that you will just see a small girl of yesterday thinking you don catch one smally, but once she bend down a little, you could see her kidney and liver through her puxxy.

For fvck sake, who have we offended in this country that everything keeps deteriorating, even puxxies?
The other day, it was a young lady at the age of 18 if not less than, that was describing how sweet married men's dicks are. Even though her fellow ladies clamped down on her telling her that when the hen come home to roost, she would feel the heat of the fire she made while young but she still claimed she doesn't care about such things. Imagine an 18 year old receiving dicks meant for 48 year old. Haba! Haunty, shoe get size na, even okrika get quality.

Dear guys, never allow any girl or woman body shame you over your dick size cos there's no such thing as small dick. If she shamelessly tells you your dick is too small, you also should shamelessly tell her that her puxxy is too wiiide and deeeep. Don't go and kee yourself for any hoelosho.

fatymore:
Don't take the advice of people telling you to ignore her.


Talk to your parent and let them follow you to her place to beg for forgiveness.

As for me, you will write an undertaken that you won't ever lift your hands on me again.

Undertaken korr,,, undertaker ni...
There's more to marriage than meets the eyes.
Marriage isn't all about being with someone who will never offend you, it's more about being with someone whom you are ready to tolerate his/her shortcomings.

Most of u with this idea of the husband signing an undertaken think the man hit his wife probably because he didn't love her enough which maybe very wrong. Love is not all about perfection but more about forgiveness.
In this case, the man was wrong to have hitted his wife but they both should find a reason to forgive one another. The wife on the other hand overreacted by involving her family despite the man going down on his knees to beg and show remorse for his action.
One thing I wished every man and woman understands is "the power of silence" especially when someone wrongs you.
For me, silence is a strong force I use to overcome difficult situations as regards my relationship with people. Everyone ought to master it because it gives you time to think and respond to situations rather than reacting to them.

Lastly, don't forget marriage is an adventure and not a bed of rose.
Peace!

fastseo:
Please don't discourage him her.. Let him her go to the station and enter statement that's all

I'm not discouraging her, It's just my opinion from the experience I've got from similar cases.
BTW, the issue being discussed is not about her entering a statement in a police station. It's about her paying money to have the phone tracked so try to know exactly what we're talking about here.

Also, you dat is encouraging her,why not request for her account details and send her the 20k? Don't worry u will get ur money when the culprit is arrested.

Some of una go d yearn like say Una no follow dey dis 9ja

Kokoebapluse:
I can see you don't have work,

Try and find work that will keep you busy, and stop staying alone always stay with people,

And promise yourself u won't watch porn again or go and buy small phone that can't download, and don't buy DvD disc, and always control your mind away from your dick and always think like you don't have dick at all,

God will help you, allah said he won't help anybody situation until they first start helping themselves

Really?
He should always think like he doesn't have dick at all?

I would advice you to always think like you don't have brain at all...

Guy, you funny die... No offense pls

tyup:
I swear.....ceeroh never sabi what real addiction means, when I was on training at FAAN ikeja I'll wake up 4:30am prepare bfr 5:30am I'll be on my way to ikeja, reaching work at about 7am

would be busy all thr the day till around 6pm with traffic and everything I'll be reaching home 10pm coupled with headache and body pain

Bro the truth is those stress din stop me from wanking o

Funny some people are not aware that stress is a major contributor rather than a remedy.
If u masturbate and you allow yourself to encounter stress, real sex or masturbation automatically becomes the only way to find sleep cos ur body can only become relaxed and ready for sleep after the release of a hormone known as endorphin whose release is triggered by engaging in sexual act.

LilSmith55:
My Girlfriend bought this same phone on 22 November, last month and was stolen with this same process (While struggling for bus at Sango Bus Stop, Ibadan) even though I've warned her soo many times because of this phone theft at that particular place to stop struggling for bus once it's 7:30pm and take bike or take another route, but oversabi no go let her hear word. Sha the phone was stolen on 26th of November, just 6 days of usage.... we went to police station, ddm say make we bring 20k, I just call her go outside ask her how much e remain to buy another phone just 16k... na like dat we take comot ooo

We even met a girl at the police station that has pay 20k to find a phone of 29k that was stolen since February...

What a coincidence

Imagine some1 paying 20k to track a phone worth 29 wey no go still come out
If man mistakenly marry that kind lady ehn... Him go hear am. Imagine that kind, "burn down the house to catch a mouse mentality"...

maynattion:
He didn't discourage her. He rather made a good point.
It's not guaranteed she is ever going to see the phone after spending 15-20k, why not just save and buy a new one?
Why waste the little she has?

Honestly, I feel sad that most people don't know how frustrating this issue of police tracking a stolen mobile phone can be.
Giving out that 15 or 20k to them is like saying more beer to their potbellied officers and more shawama to their girlfriends.
If it's that easy, we would be reading several reports of how phone thieves were tracked and arrested on NL everyday considering the number of phones that are being stolen all over the country per day.

Timileyin1234:
Na u steal the phone, why are u discouraging her

Yes na me steal the phone. In fact, na the phone I take d surf nairaland so.

Btw, I'm talking from experience and those who truly know how Nigeria police operate definitely understand my point. Most Nigeria police officers are crime abettors and some of them even have close contact with top crime syndicates within the area they serve and that's why as an individual, I try as much as I can to avoid anything that would warrant me entering a police station to write statement either as a complainant or as an accused.
If Nigeria as a country would stand any chance of having crime being curbed to the barest minimum, then I would suggest that 70% of the process should be focused on police reform.

The good forces within the Nigeria police as an institution is far too few than it would take to have a reliable policing system. Most of them (police) see their job specification as an avenue to enrich themselves rather than ensuring law and orderliness is maintained in the society.

ojonugba2014:
this is December oooo.... boys are not smiling ooo. even SARS are not smiling too. I am using Hot 8 too, just arrange 15-20k for police, your phone will be track and trace for you

See as u talk am as if there's guarantee.

Most cases of phone theft are usually impossible to have the phone tracked except on very rare occasions, may be 1 out of 50 because most phone thieves are usually conversant with IMEI tweaking which makes the chances of getting the phone tracked very slim and less feasible especially with mediatek devices like tecno and infinix which the IMEI number can easily be tweaked within seconds.

I would rather encourage victims of phone theft to save that 15-20k they will give to the police and plan how to add more money to it and buy another phone.
Mind u, even if the police succeed in knowing the phone's location, they will still ask u for another money to fuel their vehicle before going out to engage the criminal which the possibility of getting him arrested is still 1/2.
Nigeria police are much better in abetting crime and extorting the complainants than they are in fighting crime.

My phone was stolen on 30th Nov and I managed to follow the culprits on a bike and saw the location where they entered, me and my bro engaged them and while we were there, a team of policemen passing by stopped and one of the gang member was arrested but sadly, btw that 30th and 5th December, I had already spent 10k whereas the phone is not even out yet.
They will tell you to give them money for fuel so they will go with the arrested suspect to raid the criminals hideouts. when you come the next day, they will tell you they got to the location and the criminals saw them from a far and fled. This attitude of police towards fighting crime is the reason why we're having an endless cycle of criminal activities on a daily basis.

Tonymegabush1:
I just carry 3 correct score..

Leicester 2-1 against aston V
New castle 2- 1 agains south
Shieldfield 2 -1 against norwish....


Leicester go play 4-1 .... Honestly i was broken 100k gone

Eyaah!
You really tried o.

If you are that good in predicting CS then why not be playing it as "2 to come" (group 2) just like in virtual?

At least those two wey come now should be around 12 or 16 odds each, you for collect something.
Are you not aware that you can also play "2 to come" on sports?

Tonymegabush1:
Some people no get chill ooo.. Abeg i no wan lauf this nite... Leicester just cast me this nite

Wetin Leicester do you again, shebi dem win na?
Dem even play , dem play over 4.5 so Wetin dem do?

Afamed:
Come up with another half truth excuses we are used to all these fallacies

It's either you don't know the meaning of the word "fallacy," or you don't know when, where, and how it should be used so continue in your illogical conclusion by assuming my submission must be false since it hasn't happened to you or someone you know.