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Omo dis guy don bang many babe's ooo...kai all gals na ashewo

Hahaha being broke is the root of all evil....

Naija girls are one shameless lazy set of advance animals....

I no even pray to marry any

hhaha bj wow d one I receive last week was offf d hook

all babes for benin na ash......o

tosyne2much:
I don't get angry when people copy my work, but at least you should give credit to me


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In order to be able to spot a womaniser you need to understand what a womaniser is. Put in basic terms it is the word used to describe a man who is looking for a no strings attached sexual relationship with no ties and no consequences.

A womanizer will use every trick in the book to get you into bed and as soon as you are out of sight will be doing the same with someone else behind your back and will be cheating on you with any number of women, and the sad thing is, that in the process he will have totally stolen your heart. They are not easy to spot either as many of them operate a charm offensive that would melt the heart of even the hardest stone.
1). Masters of Disguise
A womanizer is inherently incapable of keeping a
monogamous relationship; his ego is so inflated that he would feel unable to stay true to one woman as he would feel that there are women out there who need a man like him, and he is not going to let them go
without. He will appear charming, debonair and have something about him that will just make you go all weak at the knees as soon as he approaches you, he will flatter you, smother you in a waterfall of
compliments, all of which is drawing you further and further into his web. Don't be fooled by the feeling that he arouses in you though, as he is manipulating you and you are playing right into his hands.
2).Defining a Womanizer
There a number of words that immediately spring to mind when asked to define or describe a womanizer; words like charming, attentive, powerful and mysterious are some of the most common. You could of course be a little more descriptive and add words like Casanova, lady-killer and seducer, these descriptions are a little darker, a little more sordid and a lot closer to the truth, unfortunately these words do not convey the utmost sincerity that he uses in his approach to his seduction.

Whilst womanizer is a blanket term there are several different types of womanizer that can be identified. The most common of which is the Alpha Male: It doesn't matter what the situation is where you meet this man, he will make sure that he is positioned in such a way he is looked up to by his peers and worshipped by women. Whilst he may feel like he is a king with control over all that he surveys you can be sure that you will not be treated with the respect deserving of royalty. It is his over whelming confidence that will give you the first inkling that this man should be avoided at all costs.
3). Spotting the Signs
There are a number of signs and giveaways that you can look out for if you feel that you may have got yourself caught up in a relationship with a womanizer. One of the sad things is that women often don't realize that they are caught up in one of these relationships until it is too late, which is why it is important to know what to look for right from the start.
4). Pet Names:
A serial womanizer will tend to call you by a lot of
pet names, things like 'sweetie' and 'princess' nothing that could be a derivative of your own name. He uses names like these so that there is no fear of him calling you by the wrong name, therefore getting caught out. Please bear in mind that just because your man calls you by a pet name, this does not mean that he is a womanizer, it is just something that you should be aware of.
5)Mobile Phones:
Womanizers in relationships will be incredibly
protective of their mobile phones. Even if it has never crossed your mind to take a peek, if you did you would find that he will not keep a record of text messages, everything will be deleted as soon as it has been read, and there will be no trace of the messages that he has sent either.

They are many more signs to spot a womanizer when you know this signs.

it will be like a shield that will protect you from womanizers

money talks

Na wetin concern me

Majek o I was wit majek last year as a promoter we hosted a show for him...majek is ok na I can bet only that he should stay away from cigereetes n weed....he talks sensible he mingles wit everyone....

Discrimination useless pple....if na Yankee u do dis to an individual and they mean to take the firm to court..d firm go beg u even employ u sef

Hahah omo I I get time smashin all dem babe's n blogggin

if you dont go to church you are a DEVIL....

Most upcoming artistes fail to blow not by destiny or ill luck, but as a result of lack of priorities, styles and many more which we shall discuss.

1. They Don’t Advertise Themselves

If you think miracle is all you need to blow, then you must be seriously sleeping on a moving bicycle. To blow in Nigeria, you have to advertise yourself aggressively and give it whatever it takes. As a matter of fact, it’s not a bad idea advertising that track of yours on a good music blog where we have music freaks who are always at alert to download front page musics, and may not even hesitate to share it with their friends if it’s really worth it. You can ask Qdot and Olamide, they will confirm to you that good music will surely help your Career.

2. They Patronize Cheap Producers

You need not sing like Michael Jackson before you blow. However, the impact of good production cannot be overemphasized anytime any day. Most upcoming artistes may not blow because they always patronize backyard producers who will produce 5 tracks for them at the rate of N10, 000. Ooooh common that ridiculously cheap !!.

We know you are not rich yet! But at least, spending as little as N20, 000 to produce a single track is much more better than seeking producers who produce 5 tracks for N10, 000

3. Lack of Creativity

What makes one stand out amongst his peers is creativity and uniqueness. However, many upcoming artistes fail to get to the peak of their dreams not because witches and wizards are following them, but because they are not creative in any way.

4. Pride

Pride is also a determinant of how far one will go in his music career. However, it is very evident that it’s the habit of most upcoming artistes to always give people a false sense of their financial status through their dressings, spending and what not. They are sometimes proud that they raise shoulders to people who are meant to help or make their dreams come true in a little way they can. This is one of the reasons why many of them have failed to blow

5. Poor Dress Sense

They say your appearance is the first letter of recommendation. The mode of dressing of many upcoming artistes is sometimes childish and annoying. You see many of them dressing like masquerades; looking unkempt, poor colour combination, unattractive hairstyle, and many more which I cannot mention. The truth of the matter is that, when your appearance cannot catch people”s fancy, how do you convince them to listen to your track?

6. Immature Lyrics

Good lyrics and punch lines is all you need to at least gain some recognition. When you listen to the songs of many upcoming artistes, you will keep wondering if the songs was composed within the ambit of 5mins. That is, they sing a chorus repeatedly for about three minutes after which a verse will follow suite and that’s the end of the song. Haba !!! It may be working for Vizkid but that doesn’t mean you should try that

7. Imitating The Style Of Others

To succeed in life, you have to do something others are not doing, or what they have never done. As a matter of fact, we know that 2face already has his own style and that’s his brand, so why copy his style as a leverage to also get to limelight ?, when you know that you may be seen as a copy cat . Try to build up your own style

mugu fall guy man wack...almost all sugar mummy connect in naija r scammers behind dem

Now your suffering continues una never see anything

OLUWOLEYINKA:
i am suspecting fake views these days

not for Artist like Korode bello ok only upcoming non popular star do fake youtube views dis is genuine

Korede Bello Godwin Hits 1million Views on Youtube This was just posted on Mavins Records Official instagram handle..@mavinrecordshq

Nice one #Godwin !!!

so make restroom no dey again if someone is pressed

i see my self dating a babe ..if i no bang her notin useful of d datin...

I am not patronising any....if i want anytin i go buy am koro noro pay money

some turn into lesbians.....and hate men..lol.... ;Dor even olosho...

So you’ve hustled the streets of Lagos and discovered that there is a growing affiliation towards Nigerian music – you hear it blasting from the cars with lowered windows as the drivers try to conserve fuel (cheapskates) and you also see it from the number of CD singles being sold like hot cake for N150-N200 (street hawkers) . You can’t quite understand this because you remember a time when you stormed into a club with ‘Return of the Mack’ to welcome you, followed shortly by ‘This Is How We Do It’. But this is NOT how the clubs are doing it now.

Out goes the American hip-hop & RnB and in comes the Nigerian pidgin-pop & PnP (Peter and Paul, commonly known as PSquared). You’ve seen D’banj do it, Wande Coal do it, M.I do it, Davido do it, and Darey do it (though he’s arguably not as rich as the other artists) but nonetheless, a ludicrous idea starts to brew in your dandruff-riddled head – If I can record one hit song I can stop eating Indomie noodles for life!

Whilst this couldn’t be further from the truth (with zero singing experience, zero credibility and zero myspace fans to your name), miracles abound when you consider the following valuable tips:

1. Craft a cool stage name for yourself:
Don’t call yourself ‘David'; call yourself ‘Davido’! Don’t call yourself Dapo Oyebanjo; call yourself ‘D’banj’. If your real name is Alex Poopoo (which has already gotten your singing career off to a terrible start) then get creative and transform your name to ‘Lexi-P’ – you get my drift? Boring names in the Nigerian music industry don’t get you very far e.g. Dare Art Alade, which was subsequently transformed to ‘Darey’, now looks and sounds much cooler.

2. Use Autotune: You don’t have to know how to sing – that’s years of sore lungs and ear-deafening you don’t have time for. Do what the veterans are doing – synthesize your wack voice and you will soon be sounding like T-pain, Lil’ Wayne, Wande Coal, 9ice and Wizkid, just to mention a few.

3. Make your chorus catchy with keywords (and repeat them throughout the song): The best part about this tip is that the keyword doesn’t have to be an actual word that exists in the English dictionary. For example, just say words like ‘ti-ko-ko ti-koko’ and explain in your song that this the sound your heart makes when your dream girl is around you. Also, make as many exclamations as possible. Beyonce’s ‘Crazy in love’ track is laced with the ‘Uh-oh’ sound which sounds like she’s made one to many blunders but works like a charm. Rhianna cleverly adds the exclamation ‘eh-eh-eh!’ to her platinum track ‘Umbrella’ and Banky W can testify to its success.

4. Infuse pidgin into every track: Remember, this is the Nigerian market you’re trying to penetrate. If you sing completely in English then you will NOT be relating on the same level with the average Nigerian. In fact you’ll probably be seen as being a stuck-up, arrogant, returnee from the UK or US who’s trying to impress those who’ve got ZERO chance of getting VISAs to travel out of Nigeria in the foreseeable future. E.g. While Darey’s ‘Not the girl’ was a hit among the hip Nigerian community, it wasn’t churning the kind of public interest and cash that D’banj’s ‘Ogbono feli feli’ was doing effortlessly. Today, Darey is attempting more club bangers and lacing them with generous helpings of pidgin English (The song ‘Ba Ni Kidi’ is not exactly a work of art but definitely a work of Art-Alade).

5. Quality Is important
Quality is probably the most important aspect of your music. Most upcoming artists have no idea of quality:
Their rhymes are crappy, their mixing and mastering sucks and their overall music just doesn’t sound professional. The easiest way to stand out and make a serious impression is to step up and handle your audio quality. Get yourself a studio with a decent condenser
microphone, a better sound card and find someone who will mix and master your songs at least semi-professionally. If you sound professional, people will
think you are professional. This single step will put you ahead of most other upcoming artists in this game.


6. Keep in shape
This is already self-explanatory. You can’t be looking like Rick Ross and expecting your female fans to
appreciate you. In order to be able to throw off your shirt at any given time, you will need to have the right 6packs (Please no hungry packs) but the right packs like Iyanya, Dipp and D’banj. Now if you a female artiste, then you need to shed off those unwanted fats
around your stomach and reserve it for your hips and bust because this is what Nigerian men love and you need it for your photo and video shoots.

7. Show some skin:
Now Nigerians love daring performances (You can trace this back to Fela’s days). In order to have an engaging concert, you must be willing to show some chest on stage like D’banj and throw your shirt into
the crowd like Iyanya.

A Disclaimer: Please do not attempt this if you do not
have a six packs and your body is only suitable for a
Michelin advertisement. (Just kidding )

For the ladies, a little baring of the laps hurts no one. You can contact Tiwa Savage and Emmy Nyra for a few tips on how to bare it all and still look classy.

8. Hit the headlines (Controversy)
Denrele once said “Good publicity is good publicity.
Bad publicity is good publicity. No publicity is bad publicity”.
Being in the news is key! Do whatever it takes to hit the headlines! You got to be kidding me if you need suggestions on how to achieve this. Ok, I’ll give you a few. Have several baby mamas, have several tattoos or date two popular celebrities, start a twitter fight by dissing another celeb or release a terrible song, breakup with your music label or have a groupie take a photo of you in bed while you pretend to be asleep.

Please follow these suggestions at your own risk because I do not endorse bad behavior.

9. Get a slogan
You think Tonto Dike was dumb when she thought of#Poko? We have seen artistes carve a niche for themselves with slangs that they use. Iyanya gave us “Your waist”, Durella would “Zanga” this, Dbanj is the custodian of “Kokolet, Labata, Lebete, Eja nla and so on” while Tuface never fails to remind us that “Nothin dey happen”. You can just think of something unique and make it yours!

10. Make Yourself Official
No matter how upcoming and unknown you are, to really stand out you have to look official. Make sure to get that official look of the pros. If you look like a pro your listeners will assume that you are a pro. It’s as simple as
that. Here are some tips on how to get a more professional look: Contact a good graphic designer and get a neat, authentic and customized logo. Make sure to get an official website (www.yourartistname.com)
Always use the same logo,
pictures, name, domain and format in all your internet appearances. If you post YouTube videos, make sure to
use the same or a similar format for titles and descriptions every time.
And also create official profiles on social networks for your music, i mean an official facebook fan page and twitter handle this will create a corporate
identity and give you an official look. And lastly Get a good promotional body to potray your talent for you

11. Feature a Well-Known Artiste
Getting on a track with a well-known artist makes you stand out like crazy. Most self-proclaimed upcoming artists will never do that: They are simply too afraid, don’t believe that it’s impossible and last but not least they don’t know how it’s done. This is a huge opportunity for you. Nothing will boost your credibility more than a collaboration with a medium well known artist. There’s no doubt that this is one of the best ways to stand out.

12. The best things are not for FREE!
Dont be reluctant when it comes to spending, in the present Nigerian music industry if you can’t pay the right people I’m sorry to say your music will go nowhere, Producers, OAPs, Social Media publicists, Radio/Satellite channels, Magazines, Top DJs, Top bloggers, music promotion companies, dont joke with the services of those people, consult them to work for you even if it requires paying them huge amounts for the publicity you need just for you to get to the top.

13. Use our social media

online promo plan to create all the awareness and publicity you might ever need on the internet, it is tested and trusted!
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I hate selfies

i cant remember when last i prayed..self....rubbish post

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Everyone was blinder by blogging lies, tales told by some experts.

Some bloggers discover those tales are total myths. While others, till now still haven’t figure out the myths in blogging.
Am going to list out 6 blogging killing myths that keeps striking back to us. [Experts tales]

1: Avoid Longer posts [it’s kills a blog]

This mainly catch lot of bloggers attention. Have once been a victim of this myth. They will tell always write a shorter post of 300/500 words if you ask why? there reply would be“Shorter post gets more attention [SEO] and it’s easy read” They made us believe longer posts are total waste of time and gets bad SEO… Which i will say that’s a myth [100%] The truth is no one cares how long or short your article is. What your audiences really want is a good and impressive article. A well written article max 300/500 word can get you bigger audience. Same as longer words of 1000/2000 or more. I see no different in that If you a victim of this myth zap that off your mind.

2: Blogging is easy

Some say blogging easy hmm. Creating an article easy? Doing research easy? if you say YES to this questions then I believe you the La’Copy La’Paste bloggers. That’s what you get from some bloggers saying blogging is easy. Truth be told you can’t create a popular blog overnight, you need to spend time producing quality content on a consistent basis. As for me creating a posts can take me a hours, days that’s when I need a break. You spend time working to drive quality traffic back to your site, Building your self and your blog socially, interacting with fellow bloggers, and getting patience. And you still believe blogging is easy? Well If yes is still your answer or some blogger keep telling you “BLOGGING IS EASY” then you two need to sit down and tell each other the truth. ”BLOGGING AREN’T EASY” Zap that myth of your mind.

3: BLOGGING IS A RICH QUICK WAY

This mainly is is the reason why most people want to blog. They probably heard a blogger proudly discuss about his/her earnings with given prove and a little explanation. The next thing that comes to there thought is “6 FIGURE INCOME HERE I COME” If you think blogging is a rich quick way. Sorry you going to bounce off like a ball. It doesn’t
work that way it takes time and effort.

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4: You Have to Post Every Day

Everyone have heard this before like they say posting daily gives you reoccurring traffic. Woops I don’t believe that. except, you run an entertainment/gossip blog. Also blogging on entertainment doesn’t guarantee massive returns of traffic. So much competition 95% involve in what I call La’Copy La’Paste *It’s takes times to be really creative when creating a hit post. Pardon me for using entertainment blog. I use that as an example cause of it require daily posting. Have heard bloggers taking a break of blogging for weeks,months and they still gets good traffic. It’s not all about the daily posting, it’s the magic in your article.

5: You need Huge traffic to be successful.

You need HUGE traffic to be successful. I say no to this and you might argue with me on this one. This tale comes from some bloggers and there are never specific when it comes to this part. They forgot to tell that not all blog with HUGE traffic are successful.. Yes some don’t Monetize that HUGE traffic to $$$ I had a discussion with a blogger once. The blogger complained that he’s not able to generate big buck with AdSense and
affiliate even with quality flow of traffic. Long story short we discover a solution and fix the problem.You might have heard of bloggerswith little traffic getting sales on affiliate marketing, personal service, eBook creation, writing, click bank. It’s not all about the traffic but the relationship and trust you have in between you and your audience/customers… So stick to this “TRUST, GOOD RELATIONSHIP, QUALITY COMMUNICATION AND SINCERITY". That’s what you need to stand unique, if you keep having that myth in mind it’s a no going way for you.

6: Quit you got no talent for blogging

The mainly pressurize most bloggers. They keep telling you to quit blogging cause they believe you got no talent in blogging i wouldn’t, say blogging is a talent cause no one was born with it. It’s simply a skill not a talent, gift. There’s once a time when pro bloggers where amateurs and now pro. So next time you get such intimidating words tell the person to differentiate between talent and acquired skills.

benjaminiyke:
Very nice Observations...I love my girlfriend so much but she's too materialistic;I send her 10k to 5k every month for reasons I can't fathom,am unemployed and the only thing I have now are my savings but she won't understand,she wants to wear nice clothes,shoes and expensive hairs. As long as I meet her demands she's happy but as soon as I tell her I don't have money to send,she begins to feel I don't love her. Recently I told her about my plan to travel abroad for my PHD program and she was very excited, she even promised to marry me immediately i come back to Nigeria,but unfortunately things didn't go according to plan and I had to delay my plans for the foreseeable future,when I told her about my decision She felt bad and told me she doesn't know if we will still marry based on my decision not to travel abroad because i promise her an Iphone 6 as soon as I get there. She treats me well and respects me but how can I deal with these are materialistic attitude? Your advice is most appreciated. Thanks

Oga u r d highest mugun...dis kind of lazygal u r sending money haaaaa if she loves u she will sacrify a bit to see u travel...infact how did u toast her sef...u go de show say u too much na...loook dat ur babe some one go de bang her....somewhere pray she no jam playa like me...

Infact till today I still thank mystars dat am a man.....ladies live fake lives.....before dem go take me do yeye I go don bang dem dump dem lol trust no woman....dont show too much love....to dem even ur babe..also