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Nonsense pls remove davido n wizkid song there abeg.....biased view..of op balderdash

In recent time, rants and blame have always been put on guys for forcing ladies into intimacy. If you think that only guys act weird when denied them entrance to promising land, then your cluelessness can be likened to that of a man who ruled the nation for nearly 6 years and threw the nation into a state of calamity

Note: No matter how we try to embellish pre-marital sex, it will never change fact that it's actually bad, so all ye pastors, don't castigate me cos this is not to encourage pre-marital sex


Now lemme keep the ball rolling


10 Ways Some Nigerian Ladies React When You Deny Them Sex


1. She tags you an Impotent

If you think only guys want to know the intimacy capacity of the opposite sex or want have sex for fun, then you must seriously be sleeping on a moving okada. Some ladies hope to get laid once they visit you. But failing to do the needful on their visit to your abode will make them label you impotent, and make your assumed impotence the thrush of discussion among their friends. It is thus started, do you know Lalasticlala/Kingtom/Wristbangle is sheer impotent? Imagine he couldn't even lay a finger on me despite how hot and sexy I was. and the hours spent in his God forbidden room. 




2. She starts acting weird the next day

Someone you barely had misunderstanding with suddenly started nagging for no reason, isn't that funny? Her action after the next day can be likened to how Ayo Fayose was discouraging people from voting Buhari


3. She might call the relationship a Quit

I'm a living witness to this and heaven can bear me witness. A lady has once dumped my ass just because I failed to take advantage of her intimate feeling. Her supposed love for me headed on diminishing returns and within the tinkle of an eye, that was the end of it. I would have broken my celibacy, if I had taken advantage of her wanton ;P

4. She Waits for a Pay Back

Revenge, they say, is sweeter when served hot. Believe me, she is definitely going to wait for the day she will pay you back in her own coins. When you so much desire it and your pestle has made a tent in your short, she mercilessly will leave you starved of forbiden fruit while dying to have it.




5. She Cheats on you

They will be like 'when my bae can't use his instrument to deal with me or can't make out with or give me that feeling whenever I come visting, I will need to get assistant/supporting bae(s) to service me whenever I get into the mood'. This is how some of them are likely to cheat on their boyfriends when they were denied it


6. She Flirts

They will start flirting with other guys just to make you feel she is giving them a chance since you are not doing your responsibilities (not all of them though)

7. She tells her friends that you are not fun to be with(or Romantic)

Heaven can bear me witness that I had this experience during my ND programme. It reminds me of a junior college who happened to be very close to me and I used to crash in her villa when her room mate was not around. (Not an intimate friendship though). There was a day I and her room mate were cracking jokes when she said something that gave me the shock of my life. She said and I quote "I can bet a million that even if my friend goes unclad, you would still do nothing. At that instance, it was as if the ground should swallow me up

8. She Stops Visiting

When you fail do your presupposed responsibility with them upon visiting, they give various excuses and then stop visiting. This is not a sort of exaggeration. They also do that and tag you immature

9. She indirectly Mocks you with her status updates

You see updates like 'it's good to be with that person that will make you feel like a woman

10. Feel free to add yours


Conclusively, they will definitely storm on this thread and start forming. No one will ever claim ever doing such. Make una just dey look


I drop my pen at this point


Thanks for reading


Have fun


Written by: Tosyne2much

Stewpid british kids

Oya make dem start to de find alhaji gay killers mehn dey shayo say alhaji don die

Yurk......looks like cochroaches

U see wat religion has turn abled bodies men into.....that pastor deserve kirikiri but why did he kill himself

Nonsense

I want pop up off my facebook fanpage every time some one visit my site

Sorry all women r d same....na face make dem different

Truth is bitter...but u know weda na David mark himself get joyFm codedly lol...kai dis world

I can't live any where above abuja lokoja Makurdi.....kaduna is managable....the rest am scared

na wa o......

And dis rubbish made front page

1. Make her cum daily.
2. Compliment her genuinely.
3. Leave a candy and a blank cheque for her to find.
4. Kiss her for At least, 8 seconds.
5. Hold her hands.
6. Whisper sweet words in her ear.
7. Caress her—she loves to feel your gentle touch.
8. Appreciate her for the things she does for you daily.
9. Praise her in front of others.
10. Dedicate a post to her on her favorite blog.

11. Deliver Nice flowers to her.
12. Take her on a surprise date.
13. Keep the communication alive.
14. Put your arm around her.
15. Take a shower together.
16. Don’t blame her for all your loss.
17. Praise her to her face.
18. Take care of the car maintenance.
19. Do not forget special occasions. Eg: birthday, wedding anniversary, valentines day, etc.
20. Don’t ever hide anything from her. Don’t even think it!
21. Always kiss her Goodnight.
22. Always be positive.
23. Handle her mood swings.
24. Admit when you’re wrong and beg for forgiveness with a new car.
25. Sacrifice for her.
26. Don’t mention her weight! No matter how fat or skinny she is, don’t make the mistake of mentioning it.
27. Look into her Eyes.
28. Write her a Love Poem.
29. Massage her body.
30. Call her if you’re going to be late.. Don’t keep her in suspense!
31. Don’t argue over money!
32. When she is crying, don’t say a word. Just hold her in your arms.
33. Don’t tease her too much.
34. Respect her.
35. Don’t ever lie to your wife!
36. Sing and pray together.
37. Do things together.
38. Make sure you don’t have a bad hygiene—if you do, correct it now.
39. Slow-dance in your room.
40. Don’t be a workaholic— women hate it with passion!
41. Make out time to cuddle her.
42. Help her UnCloth.
43. Help out when she is heavy or sick.
44. Provide for her needs.
45. Don’t correct her in front of others.
46. Take her on weekend trips.
47. Forgive her when she goes wrong.
48. When making love, describe aloud and in detail each thing that you do and how it makes you feel. This will greatly arouse your wife, as well as let her know that she’s meeting your needs.
49. Take a jacuzzi bath together.
50. Plan your future with her.
51. Cook for her!
52. Finally, tell the world how much you love her.

Two of u should sort ur wahala

Basket mouth sef own don. Detoo much

Nonsense nawetin concern us here now....sey dem de feed us....publicity stunt nobody send dem

bigerboy200:
What's d difference between a yo-robberman and a Biafra oh sorry biafra man?? All are Nigerians..stop d hatred..as 4 me I am from Lesotho..we don't hate ourselves here..learn from us..

Idiot. Lesotho is a small land any yahoo guy or businessman will buy off soon

Omo I hear say alhaji gay dey bill guys to death like say na him help u work d work

If you and your partner are planning a pregnancy, then the health of your sperm is very important. However, you need to understand the various factors that can affect male fertility, and that’s why you need to consider the following steps in order to help your sperm become top performers.

Do not have unprotected sex. Sexually-transmitted diseases, such as gonorrhoea and Chlamydia, can damage the sperm-producing cells that block the tubes carrying sperm from the testis to the penis.
Avoid pesticides that control pests in the garden and on the farm. Such chemicals can damage the sperm-reproducing organs.
Avoid insecticides that are usually sprayed to kill mosquito. Such chemicals can damage the sperm-reproducing organs. Therefore, if you must spray your room against mosquitoes, allow at least one hour before going back into the room.
Avoid exposure to lead fumes generated in the manufacture of small cell batteries and in bullets. Such fumes can reduce sperm count through their negative effects on the hormones and the testis.
Avoid exposure to heavy metals like cadmium from the manufacture of heavy batteries, as they negatively affect the hormones.
Avoid exposure to paint fumes and plastic softening chemicals like phthalates; hydrocarbons such as ethylbenze, benzene, toluene and xylene, as they destroy the sperm-producing cells and hormones.
Minimise exposure to electromagnetic radiation, as the sperm germ cells are very easily damaged by the gamma rays.
Minimise exposure to radiation, as the sperm germ cells are very easily damaged by radiation.
Avoid fumes generated by welders and iron smelters, as their heat can affect sperm production and lead to low sperm count.
Avoid exposure to accumulated old newsprints, as the carbon can lead to low sperm count.
Avoid wearing tight pants and trousers, as the heat generated can cause low sperm count.
Avoid children with mumps, as having mumps in childhood can cause irreversible damage to the testis. Therefore, never allow a male to visit other children that have mumps.
Minimise your consumption of alcohol, as drinking to excess can cause low sperm count and also reduce libido, causing you to have a low sex drive.
Do not smoke, as cigarette smoking can damage the testis and lower the sperm count, lower the ability of sperm to move and lower the lifespan of the sperm.
Do not eat too much saturated fat, as they reduce the efficiency of the hormones and enzymes that help in the sperm production process.
Do not eat food or supplements with soya beans, as soya beans convert to the female hormone oestrogen, which tends to neutralise the male hormone testosterone, which is needed for men to reproduce sperm.
Minimise your intake of refined carbohydrate such as white flour, white bread and white rice, as they reduce the efficiency of the hormones and enzymes that help in the sperm reproduction process. Instead, eat more of the unrefined carbohydrate such as brown rice, wheat bread and oats.
Do not become constipated, as this can obstruct blood flow to the testis. Therefore, eat more dietary fibre.
Do not eat a poor diet, as this affects the quality of the sperm. Instead, eat more whole grains, vegetables and fruits.
Do not take artificial sweeteners such as nutrasweet, candarell and sweetex, as they reduce sperm count.
Avoid excessive consumption of raw lemon, as this may inhibit the enzymes responsible for sperm production and libido.
Do seek immediate medical help if one or both of the testes are un-descended from the abdominal cavity into the scrotal sac, as this can significantly reduce sperm production.
Do not sit for long periods of time in one position if you are a long distance driver, drive a small sport car, or a chief executive having many board meetings in leather chairs, as this can increase the temperature around the scrotum which can reduce sperm count.
Avoid traumatic injury around the testes, as this can damage the sperm-producing cells.
Avoid bicycling, as this can damage the tube carrying the sperm.
Avoid stress, as this can decrease the sperm count and lead to production of abnormal sperms.
Avoid obesity, as this can reduce blood flow to the testes, making the sperm production process more difficult and significantly reduce libido.
Avoid substance abuse like cocaine or heavy marijuana use, as this can lead to low sperm count and deformed sperms.
Avoid poor nutrition, as this affects the quality of the sperm.
Do not have children at a late age, as the quality of the sperm decreases with age, leading to more difficult conception and greater possibility of having children with deformities.

All na waash notin go happen empty talks

Ummm women....omo naso one lady de jealous me cos I de spin one fine babe o I taya...

Pastor.....for one day I don't trust dem

Nice one dbanj but his musical career de ond low he is trying to pally with IDJA for some collabo...IDJA no get him time....all men for theirselves....#Ogatitus

Truth I de tell you irrelevant courses full this country. What the op is trying to say is nigerian youth should embrace voctional bsed careers....pratical careers not all this read and cram subjects....look at China..look what they are investing all over the world...look what they're building look at india...these two nation despite theirpopulation produces product to export n human exports...not here where all we do is pray n pray

well its all done winners take all

No be today I begg let buhari go inpeace

Hank04:
Bro forget follow come oh, to my surprise my original s4 USB cord is aluminium made. like op said aluminium is cheaper than copper. Samsung played a fast one on us.

ok now i don no

hahah indeed...where else do u want dem to go