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make she park wella! sebi she wan form cele.
y she go use question ans question? the person weh ask u Na mind reader? it pisses me so much when u ask someone a question and d person ignores just for his/her personal thoughts. she wanted to act a script. hear her side of the story " asked me of the people with us; I was
surprised because I was invited and didn't know
much people in the party. But I didn't answer him
then ,he told me he would slap me if I don't tell him.
I was surprised and asked him why? "
I wonder the soldier's own tale. y couldn't she just say she didn't know the persons but can give a link to d person that invited her? simply put, y didn't she explain herself?

for the very first time a post is coming on this platform from my home however with a rotten smell
for the very first time a post is coming on this platform from my home however with a rotten smell

what are the prospects at university of Ibadan; Is their admission policy friendly? Please, I need to make enquiries about their medical school, including admission policy and cut off marks for both jamb and post jamb. Please assist me nairalanders. Thanks.

I couldn't resist laughing...

*WAEC 2016: Agricultural Science*
Q2 (a) (i)Mention 3 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep).
_This is an actual answer given by a student:_
1. The goat when you use it for soup it taste waaaaooow but the sheep when u use it for soup it does not taste waaaaow
2. Goats give soup perfume
expecially the boy goat but sheep dont give soup perfume.
3. A goat can cross a road wisely but the sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road.
4. A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don’t have sharp brake.
5. Goat head is smelling but
sheep head is not smelling.
6. Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on right side of God.
7. Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble.
8. Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot jump and turn 360°.
9)the goat cry pobebe pobe but sheep cries berh berh.

[quote author=christopheru post=45325164]11. When your 1st lecture is over and you didn't jotted down anything. Because you are expecting the lecturer to dictate.



I'm sure u didn't jot during ur English lessons.

if I tell una say we crash together last night una go think am say na joke. and na this kind thing fit make jona fail exams and Harry poter carry first by surprise!

SpicyJosBabe:
Yess

just like this.

this guy is innocent of the alleged crime

I chill in a bathtub and find d water warm in d morning

cruzita:
Nigerians sabi call women like dogs.very embarrassing

like say foreigner don call u before!

penisilin:
1960 koor, 1690 nii... abeg, make we all restart the independent struggle we have been hoping for

Released on bail after attempted murder in your country by a fake illegal expatriate ...

Naija, I trully hail thee

my bro. the thing surprise me with the highest surprise o. how could they have let him go?

thunder74:
Yewande is my colleague, we finished from the same school, the same year, called to the Nigerian Bar the same year, so quite, gentle and lovely. Something must be wrong somewhere. K'esu ma se wa.

times have changed. this is now a period of the broom. he may have been alleged to pass through a certain gate.

@Adesuwa4uyahoo (f) and crazygod (m). U guys have seen what others are neglecting. nigerian government doesn't seem to know that they ought to be a trauma center to assist victims of desertion as a result of suicide. I just wonder what the poor woman will be passing through by now.

if the toll fare is reintroduced, Kogi will sure be among the rich states generating revenue from their toll gates. imagine 8 major toll gates na apart from the small small ones na when cross river will only have a few.

OkparaJesus:
Yes if he weeps but I attended the funeral of Stella obasanjo although I was I'll before my lecture,I got to know her name was better pot of soup can serve students in exam hall if am playing game boy my sister was older than my mum but in all am not hungry about food but hungry about Arsenal won the messi ball of goal post but the Kim kardashian family likes watching deeper life program in hot afternoon on channels TV station

ohhhh!!! see weed. we need to know the kind of weed this guy take for this hot afternoon. his spellings are correct, but I seem not to understand what he means. him village people network strong oooooo. chai!!

OkparaJesus:
Yes if he weeps but I attended the funeral of Stella obasanjo although I was I'll before my lecture,I got to know her name was better pot of soup can serve students in exam hall if am playing game boy my sister was older than my mum but in all am not hungry about food but hungry about Arsenal won the messi ball of goal post but the Kim kardashian family likes watching deeper life program in hot afternoon on channels TV station

ohhhh!!! see weed. we need to know the kind of weed this guy take for this hot afternoon. his spellings are correct, but I seem not to understand what he means. him village people network strong oooooo. chai!!

;Dmy dear, I won't say I'm guilty Cuz it's not a crime. but I may say I find myself doing those things as listed in items 1,2,5,6,9,12,13,16,20.


more particularly.........



chai..... I no fit lie...

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23. I hide am make people no see am.

I am interested in rule 4 of the Nairaland rules. why and when was Rule 9 amended? chai.Meanwhile, guy, go outside for midnight, call him name three times, give urself a knock. go and have a cold bath. then meet him d next day to see his APC slogan.

I am a victim. I regret following the instructions even before this thread. is there a way out?

Nigeria has failed to qualify in the African Cup of Nations.

he that live by the trigger dies by the trigger.

can this be real? see a bus that was spotted in Ibadan this morning.

ilevic:
abeg this thin nor make any sense reading it backwards. leme try "was it a car or a cat I saw" now backwards, "was I cat a or car a it saw". how come its giving same meaning? enlightenment pls

guy, stop smoking tyre. E no good for ur braini! Ahhh!

[quote author=Taylor184 post=41247878]Bros...I have an issue against you, and I don't even know the right court to institute an action against your gross homicide of the lingua Franca through absolute disregard for punctuation marks..No wonder the school is reluctant to accept you back as a student..



Haba. Y na? Christmas too much o! E be like say u be him HOD

[quote author=Taylor184 post=41247878]Bros...I have an issue against you, and I don't even know the right court to institute an action against your gross homicide of the lingua Franca through absolute disregard for punctuation marks..No wonder the school is reluctant to accept you back as a student..



Haba. Y na? Christmas too much o!

eposho:
It's a pity guys being saying that long before my grandfather.
Go to YouTube and listen to this American preacher RAY HIGGINS.
Jesus ain't coming back. Sorry to burst your bubble. Because he never existed in the first place. Sorry.

I see your new scriptures, 'RAY HIGGINS. ' chapter what? U na no dey fear God o.

just thinking aloud. is there freedom of religion in this country? I'm no shiite, I'm no sunni either. #showingthewind,reapingthewhirlwind

seunmsg:
10. If anyone thinks that he is not behaving properly toward his betrothed, if his passions are strong, and it has to be, let him do as he wishes: let them marry
—it is no sin. (1 Corinthians 7:36)



In other words, you can have sex with a lady that is betrothed to you even when you are not married. So, sex before marriage in this case is not a sin.

I am sorry n u got it all wrong. that was not the intention of the scriptures! the message was for the Jews and the gentiles who thought it that celibacy was good.May I emphatically state that the message was for the parent-man(father). if you read down to vs 37-38 it will be clearer; particularly 38. I'll advice that when u read the scriptures do such in whole not in part less u bedevil urself.May the Holy spirit guide us. Ur post was an end time post.

allanphash7:
Crap






Which jesus is coming back and who is he to come back even if he comes back what did he forget that he want to come and take



Jesus aint coming and will never come back


Quote me anywhere

it's a pity o. you should know that both the Holy Bible and Quoran talk about his coming.

" Nairalanders, I don't wish to Take my life, please is there anything you can suggest to me other than suicide and constant reading and prayers. I am 22years of age.

God bless" when u never wish to kill urself how u want make us believe say u wan commit [/SUICIDE? [s][/s] Abi u smoke tyre? whenever u decide, let us know. and if after u dey wait for all these post u still dey keep that small container by ur side na em be say we need try u for attempted suicide - the only crime that only it's attempt is punishable not its commission! meanwhile, I must commend your writing skills. U have a convincing and captivating story. U can develop on it. become a novelist at least before u finally...close eyes.
end time scholar! no go do that thing o!

KashyBaby:
DJ drop the beat!!!
Yo...yo...Here we go...
Her pvsssy good..my d1ck is gold
I'm in ur Hood, I proly fvck ur hoe
This b1tch is nasty,I need my nuts licked!
These b1tches know I got that deep in ur gut, d1ck...



Break it down!

u must be sick in the brain!