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Look , I have been in the same shoes as you even worse. Height, look, physicue. At a point. People started accusing me of using jazz to make female strangeers come to me and ask for number. Been sexually assaulted multiple times in public, by Uni students, corpers, street. Ull be fine.

Just be careful with certain girls obsessing over u, ull regret being born .

zangaozanga:
Nigerians just like to kill and eat anything they see 💯

Most humans are so wired ehnnn.. they could eat pooop if they find a recipe for it. Snakes, dogs, wired reptiles. Asians are even worse.

Sofistcatdmoron:
Those idiots should free naira Marley,don't accuse someone with murder if you dont have strong evidence,, murder is a serious crime

U not having common sense is even a more serious crime...

Habanero05:
I left Nigeria to Canada late 2020. Five days ago, I pre-ordered my first iPhone which is a 15 pro max and it’s meant to arrive in the next weeks. Although, I’ll be paying for the phone installment-ally as paying fully will kind of shrink my savings a little bit, but As someone that has never used an iPhone while in Nigeria becuse I can’t afford it, this is an achievement and more to come.

Im not hating but is this a joke? You must be 21 years old who has no real life commitment. Iphone is a liabillity. No hating

The kind sex weve had self , omoooo, I cant digest this

All the D sucking.. haha

Haaaa. I dont know, I dont know o, I honestly dont know coz that girl.. hmmmmn. Dammn this is a hard one shaa.

Na to go do blood transfusion o

Prettygirl200:
Because the rotten sperm u dogs pour into a woman body stinks like gutter so why wont it smell? Please before u go down with any woman if u know ur useless sperms smells like corps quickly go for medical attention don't come here talking and ranting like a duns!!!

Lool what an excuse .. nah we dont dive in raw into yall. Yall got fishy smell and all tht. We cum into condoms

Prettygirl200:
It's tiring ohh they are ready to wear that one buzzers for one week without wash but insult ladies that changes undies everyday, very dirty set of men all they know how to do is body shame their worthless mother at home

You know what the funny thing is ? No matter how many times in a day yall change your panties, ur kitten still stinks like a fish pond.. why why? You change panties pass politicians promises to change Nigeria

Kobicove:
Buffoon!

Who mentioned you here?

Your mates are migrating to first world countries but your own ambition is to go to another shit hole country.

Anyway you're such a poor quality human being the only place you stand a chance is a place like Hanoi, Vietnam where you can be a local champion!

Who hurt your feelings boy? Coz you sound way too hurt. Anyway, looks like someone had to do some sniffing to get details to know how to diss me back sinse they couldnt think on thier own.

Lool jokes on you, there is still "Champoin " after local. So yes (point is , champion) youre nothing and youre gonna be nothing in Nig or outhere.
You live /lived in Nigeria Nd you wanna compare it with something else out there? Your Daddy is somewhere out there complaining about fuel price..

If thinking abillity was a gift, id say u were born cursed.. and dont go Fbi on my profile again to figure out how to attack me next dull boy.

I rather do reverse cow girl with Ommawummi

Facidio:
You have to sound intelligent always with such ladies. And always try to outsmart her by making sure anything she says always try to say something better and make her points below urs.
Of course I am not broke so she knows I didn't want her money that made her to be more comfortable with me. When she says we should go out, any place she suggests I always say it's low standard even if I manage to go there I will bad mouth everything there making her shy and lack taste ... I just made her lesser than she prides herself.
I just proved to her that I am way smarter than her irrespective of what she thinks of herself or her family and she became a helpless lamb in my hands.... although I didn't slaughter her.

Youre good. Bravo

Kobicove:
It appears you guys were dating ladies who were better off than you financially

Wow ! Your level of understanding English is so poor that you might need to write IELTs exam four times while every other person writes once.

Karen2024:
This is common to every Nigerian guy I have dated. I have dated guys from Ghana, Niger, Cameroon and South Africa as well but only Nigerian guys leave their boxers and innerweears like singlets unwashed.
I once deprived one guy, my ex, sex for spamming cum on his shorts and didn't wash it. And the worse things with Nigerian guys is that they are authoritative, boring and stingy too. I don't know how it came to be like this.
I have stopped dating Nigerian guys a long time ago and I am imploring my fellow Nigerian ladies to take same step for their good.

Karen , please stop dating low class men, so you wont have to come to Nairaland of all places to rant since youre an international girl.

Godoverevery:
You looking at something likely filled with dirty blood at that point.


I don't bother looking at it anymore cos in hindsight I hear that voice what if she is menstruating and I go........yuck.

Imagine rocking a girl in the club with big ass but she is menstruating...........yuck

That ass isn't worth stressing over.


I can never look at a lady and have a boner anymore cos the thought of she might be menstruating always play in my head.

Wowwwwww, thisssss. Dammmn lord, you just brought my thoughts to the spotlight.

I did my Police cert processing online. Paid a fee of 30,000. And my profile has been stuck on " Secetariat routing when I open " view status/details.

Please anyone with similar issue?

idrismomodu:
Does this mean that I can proceed for biometrics and what documents do I take along

Hey bro, please can we exchange contacts, im in the same situation witu u

Heres my email

Fedexafricanagents@gmail.com

RuneKingThor:
Please help guys. I paid for the police clearance online but its showing not paid on the portal. What do I do?

Email them , dont sound nice. Cashway or parkway is the financial institutions name for possap, drop screenshots and copy transaction refrence. They will reply. Just google the name of the bank u paid into. Ull see their email .. i also went tru that bt solveed

dlordy100:
Really

You got a link?

Supreme145:
I've been dating my girlfriend for over 18 months now and it has been a bumpy ride. One major I issue I have had with her has been her relationship with other men. She spends a lot of time in my place and each time we have issues her one stop solution is to go out and see other guys.

In fact 90% of our issues have come from this same relations with other men. When I complain she makes it look like I am insecure and overly jealous. I have made it known to her that it's wrong to go on dates with other guys when you are in my place especially when we have issues. She would always insist that they are just friends.

She recently got a job close to my house so she had to move in though she's barely at home cos the work is a 8am to 8pm job. She insisted on the job cos she would be able to learn her desired skills while been paid though the pay is very poor.

She would come home and gist me about how guys have been asking her out in her work place and all. Yesterday she even showed a number that a guy wrote for her on a piece of paper and asked her to call him. We later had a minor disagreement cos I saw her sitting on the floor trying to burst a boil on her laps, she started scolding me that I shouldn't be starting at a woman's private part like that, I pointed out that she had panties on and I was just concerned cos I saw something that looked like a drop of blood on the tiles. This resulted in an argument so I just ignored her.

I later observed her copying out the number given to her on her phone amidst other giggles while chatting with other guys online. I overheard her talking to a guy she just met about him coming to pick her up today so she could follow him to church and then go to work from there. This is someone that have never attended church anytime she costs even though a Catholic church is just a stone throw from my house. I voiced out my displeasure and she said I had no right to interfere in her business since I was giving her attitude.

It rained this morning so she couldn't go to church as planned but I am worried that I am dating a terrible flirt and this is someone I am thinking of getting married to. I had to chat her up at work to complain but she still saw nothing wrong with her relationship with other male folks and told me that I am just being insecure and anytime we have issues she would still leave the house cos she can't stay in a house with someone giving her attitude.

I told her I would no longer continue with the relationship since she sees her attitude as normal and she dosen't give me peace of mind which every man craves for. She started guilt tripping me and talking plenty but I already made up my mind. I can't deal with am unrepentant flirt.

Do you guys think I am over reacting?

Yall niggaz aint clever like me.. when a bitch is purposely toturing your peace of mind.. play a fool for her, be smater, be a step ahead of her, then turn her into a sex slave under the pretence of marriage, do anal, oral, everything.. in ur mind, shes not ur future wife, let her keep doing her shit while u watch her witu satisfaction.. then later in the long run u pull out nd she falls to the ground. Dont be nice, these folks are evil.

giggspro:
My zenith Bank app is not recognizing the account number to transfer money for the PCC, why?

Dont use zenith

PussyGalore:
The same way you can't change a born brolosho

Yes, history has it that all efforts to change pussy galore are still in vain.

Yugoslavia247:
Did anyone force you to marry. Eh

Youre the greatest fool mankind has ever seen for posting this response.

You that just posted yestday that your wife wont give you food becoz u went to watch soccer. U are just a weak , whack tiny dot preek boy

Goodlady:
What do men really want after submission?
This same sex they are all lamenting about, some don't last longer. Why bother women with sex and you can't satisfy her. Is that not enough reason for her to lose interest?
And a times, some women may feel like staying celibate for a period of time. That should be respected. It's annoying how males here ramble about sex starvation as if it's food.

Youre talking total nonsese with so much confidence

dlordy100:
Vietnam work and study visa available. A lot of opportunities in Vietnam if you're good with your English skills...

Hmm really?

Kelluz:
@Whyna i have a tefl, bsc, c1 advanced test cert. Please can you guide me through the visa process. I'd appreciate if you reply this message

Hey Cheif , please how did you get your Tefl done? Are u in france or Vietnam?

Vietnaminfo:
Ask anything you wish to know you and mention me and I will attend to it. People mismanaged my contact and I wouldn't want that to happen again. People will learn from your enquiries as well.

Oh , sorry about that.

Id like to know the best way to get to Vietnam to teach English. Ive had the idea for over 4 years but ive been busy with othr things , so I finally made up my mind.

Is it through schooling (Msc) , so once i'm there, I can start job hunting or applying directly from here for jobs before getting there? Im about to register fot Tefl..

barrchy:
Hello guys, please can someone help me post the official website for Vietnamese visa from Nigeria, also if anyone has any information on cost of tourist visa and processing time please share. I have read some pages but I saw more about work and student and other issues discussed. I just want a tourist visa to visit Hanoi for like a week in december. Finally, will it be too early to apply now for a december trip?

Thank you

Hi barccy.. are you tgere?

u3fine:
Nigeria is not on the eVisa list. You must use a sponsor company here or a travel agency.

Hi sir ,

I need to talk to you. Can I drop my mail or whatsap number? Would like to ask a few things

Pou0:
Hello, whyna, I haven't received some response from you

Bro uve heard from her?

Vietnaminfo:
You can send it through PayPal or look for local exchanger to pay the person. PayPal is the right option for you

Hi Sir,

Ive been looking for ways to contact you on here. I want to ask a few questions about vietnam .. im currently dealing with an agent so I dont want to get ripped off