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Chai May her soul rest well in Jesus name

marshborn:
A friend of mine was involved in a a motor accident on his way makurdi, somewhere in a remote part of benue state, according to eye witnesses he became unconscious and was rushed to the local health centre around that area for first aid treatment.

The good samaritans that helped were able to locate his two phones and they tried contacting his family or friends to inform them of his where about, but to their disappointment the two phones were locked. He stayed in the state of coma for two good days before finally giving up the ghost, because the local health centre lacked the professionals to keep him alive.
Had his phone been accessible he might have stood a better chance of being alive today.

So avoid putting a screen lock on all your phones, it's okay to lock certain applications that may contain personal messages and informations e.g mobile banking app, WhatsApp e.t.c. but at least leave the contact list accessible to everybody, DON'T PUT A SCREEN LOCK.
This might just save your life.

Hmmm true talk op

Most of it Are probably hand gestures jare...pdp And anti-pmb will always look for silly tinz to spoil buhari but meanwhile I for one is loving him The more. Haters transformers needs You guys hugs

seunny4lif:
Why Kano, Kaduna and Katsina all northern state getting 3 while south as only 2
Wetin dey Katsina
Why dem no put 1 for Onitsha

Sebi una want break away na? So Why Zoo go put one for onitsha again...

Hahahhahahahahhahahahaha Lwkmdh mr op dey fear again? Meaning You believe it then.

I like her And her songs too, she's in a class of artists who sing
Good songs. If wat The guy did freak And make him happy And he has The money to do it so Be it jare. At least he has one dream come true for him.

Eyah level change for The guy but he allowed it made a wrong decision ever.

guywitzerogal:
To be frank this man always says the truth but we bein Nigerian we don't like it

If fayose is clean or a saint And saying The truths now ehen I for one will hear him out And side/support him, but bro see Am from ekiti, fayose is in no position to tell the truths Why he has skeletons in his cupboard right from his pasts. Fayose na big crook, I just pity my state people who like him blindly

damnnnn make I no lie This Bae is pretty ,sexy and with a nice tits, with or without make ups This Bae is pretty...I don picture Am...

Why always The igbos?

Evergreen4:
you have a parochial mindset

I no but Answer The question, Why always The igbos?

cytellProperty:
The trains are not even modern. This is what a train should be.

we Don hear sebi na from somewhere person go start con graduate....abi na as they born You, You grow up immediately The adult that You re? Bro calm down Nigeria na baby Country to the Countries using those type of trains....appreciate This one's first.

Hope it's for The good of Country And our crumble economic situation sha.

Why always The igbos ehn?

This one no reach The ones baba God dey package for me na

eph12:
Actually the body language of Buhari was that of someone that does not care about that region or the SE initially. Maybe that was what made guys return to the Creek. But I think they should be considerate a bit.

I swear You re one person that has sense here on nairaland, bro if pmb don't care About their region he won't Have signed the Ogoniland cleansing contract something their uncle Couldn't do for almost 6yrs he spent There as president. They won't no if pmb has concerns for their region with This their disturbance na, for me na greed dey do Them jor...Because of Them Nigeria created nddc, ministry of Niger delta etc...na only Them dey Because God deposit oil for This land?

Eyah I Have Not seen The pic yet but I can feel his pain...God Have mercy

weaseloo:
Hello Nairalanders,

I need your wise advice and input on this issue.
I opened a "business name" and will like to carry out everything by the book wrt pay my taxes.
I need to understand this tax thing because I am really confused. So far I have only done the VAT registration at the FIRS.

My questions are:
(1.) How many tax bodies do I pay tax to? FIRS and LIRS?
(2.) I understand I have to pay VAT to FIRS, how often should this be?
(3.) What happens if I did not get paid/did not provide any services?
(4.) Am I supposed to be paying Personal Income Tax in addition to the VAT? If, yes, how often?

I know there are topics here that talk about tax but I just need direct answers to these question to settle my confusion.
Any additional helpful information and guidance will be greatly appreciated.
Thank you.

Good day bro, Please how did You went About The whole firs or lirs issue? Who at The end did You file up Your vat with? Am in Your past situation as we speaks sir, Please help me with Your experience on how You probably solve The whole tin. I Have followed You here Please kindly follow back too.Am on my way to firs office at ojo alaba side to file for tin/vat registration but don't want to regret doing it without proper info from experienced person like You. Please Help, thanks in advance

try next browser And thank me later....not common but hmmm e make sense scatta

PigMeat:
hahahahahahahahahaha, OPC should not bite what they can not chew. Bunch of cowards! 2 militants from the niger-deltan region can turn apc camp into non-existence. I thought they were going to attack the niger-deltans in their own territory like the niger-deltans took their hustle to south west. Stagnant foolls that resolves only around south western zone. "If them dey count fish them dey count crayfish join?"

indeed You Be pigmeat...smh

Stingman:
But you guys were running your mouth...on things that doesn't concern you. Now you have invited the lizards after harvesting woods with insects...Una see una lives...?

what is This one saying?

chadwickcollins:
Opc make una go rest avengers pass una power oo

na wetin You tink na, Because they don show You their strength in creek na, I tink say they get monopoly of power alone yet na creek they dey use shield Themselves... yoruba Are peace loving people but bro don't misplace that for cowardice o, You did Be shock at their pushed patience And guts

eph12:
These militants are over doing things o

let Them continue, Na Themselves they dey do na, instead make they hold their leaders responsible na govt wey want do sometin they dey disturb, their broda dey There for almost 6yrs without doing anytin reasonable na pmb wey want do sometin now they dey disturb..na Them Sabi, make they continue bombing jare na all of us go suffer especially Them wey no get drinkable water that much in balyesa. NDA make una no stop bombing jare make una shoot down The economic as if e no go affect una sef.

taylor88:
y is she closing her boobz if she really wanna mk it sexy


anyway half bread Is beta dan chin-chin


only if she knows what am abt doing wt her pix


Stanley abeg bring me my baby pears vaseline parcel don land

Kai stop that, it's bad for You...#smile badt guy....call Your girl And enjoy Yourself instead And if You no get hala me make I give You one...

I still believe in pmb/vpyo govt, what Nigeria is experiencing is Not Nigeria alone, Other Country with perceived better president re also experiencing economic hardship...so Nigerians make unaa chill tinz go better soon.

globe16:
Rubbish.. Dino Melaye has destroyed Tinubu empire

the so called most influential party in Africa pdp full of high And mighty Couldn't destroy tinubu empire na Dino in same party with him? bro I hate tinubu but when You calm And read to know or to See What This dude suffered Because of democracy That Dino is enjoying now You will no he worth it And him And Dino isn't in same class when it comes to political class, infact anytin sef.

where was Dino when nadeco (tinubu And co) were fighting military govt to release democracy onto Nigerians? he was almost killed.

aside that real Men don't abuse women no mata The dimensions. for me Dino didn't do well confronting mrs remi tinubu weda orally or physically.

they should just state where And where lagos isn't superior to kogi cos my mind is fixed on The fact that Lagos n kogi ain't in same class at all in terms of everything that makes a state a state. politics? me don't do it at all, cos their politicians interest remain Why masses suffers their drama in public

Unbrandedguy:
Kip walking away, while the woman kips having her field day.. Soon, u will be running away and die away from her persistent annoying nature.
There is no preference for women in the legislative chamber, she ceases to be preferentially treated as woman. She is a senator same as other colleagues. Its in the military. No woman, all of them are one folk, cos the bullet does not respect any gender.

Call him woman beater, thug etc. A man will not and cannot endure any form of threat to his existence and authority, no matter the angle it is coming from. Since she knows she is a woman, why didn't she allow other men to speak on her behalf. If it were me seen, the moment she poked into my face.. The camera will not even see the speed of what my hand will do to her...
Kip siding her!!
She has been in the habit of doing this until she met an intolerant man who will tame her soon. I bet you, this is the end of all her catacata.. U think kogi na SW sparrows and pigeons loyal to their Oga the eagle?? They are Hawks! Who will bring that eagle down, if he doesn't fly so high away from them..

no mata What You guys (kogites) re branch of sw, anyway That one aside, bro I still maintain, real men don't fight or beat women. yes remi tinubu May Have her fault in The whole saga but common bro, You just avoid her, is Dino The only man in The house? it's obvious they both Have each Other at Heart, since The betrayal of opc by saraki And his cohorts especially Dino . don't quote me again if You still gonna Be saying beating women is a Good tinz. Good morning

henrylowe:
I started dating this girl in 2013 when she was still seeking admission. I was already done with school managing a little business for survival when she got admitted into the university. My plan was to get married to her if things went as planned.

A year after she gained admission,, she started exhibiting some questionable characters which seemed hard to cope with. She started acting like she was too busy for me, she started replying cold tgo my chat, she no longer cared and a few to mention. Well, I wasn't surprised because ladies often turn a new leaf the moment they get into the university and start having various toasters. Though, I could read these were signs of possible break up due to the pressure from various suitors and perhaps, better offers. I tried to rekindle the fire of our love by having a heart to heart talk with her but all my effort seemed to be a waste.

Her strange attitude, which I could no longer cope with, persisted until I told her I needed a break hoping she would beg me and make things right. To my greatest surprise, she said was cool with it if that was what I wanted . We went separate ways for about 7 months after which we reconciled in April, this year. After a lengthy discussion blaming each other for our unseriousness and childishness, I inquired if she was still intact the way I left her and she told me she was. (Though, I would have confirmed that during cuddling but she was on her period that day)

She went home that day and later gave me a call back telling me she needed to see me the next day in order to make a confession. The moment she said it, I already knew she had lost it but I wanted to hear it from her mouth. She came the next day telling me she carelessly lost to a dude whom she wasn't dating it barely a month after we parted ways. . I was so disappointed and sad that, how could someone I dated for one and half year without touching just throw herself to a man whom met just a month after to defile her.

She cried and pleaded for mercy and since forgiveness is from God, I forgave her even though I found it hard to get it off my chest. Now, I can still see some components of infidelity in her despite trying my best not to reminisce on the past. Though, I still love her but not as before and I no longer trust her like I used to do

Nairalander, don't you think it's too risky to continue with a relationship considering the fact that the TRUST is gone already? Please am I wasting my time with this lady or I should let her go just to save myself from worry and nightmare?

Please your advice is highly needed

the truth is women/Ladies/girls/females are necessary demons that Plus or Minus we men/guys/boys/males can't do without Them ,so mr Op move on since You don't trust her again And look for anoda demon with a better trustworthy personality, who will appreciate You for You with ur little effort to make tinz better for You guys.

no time for pampering one annoying creature called female, especially most Nigeria females

AccessME:
you this old thief be there writing petition for ur mannerless wife while your political reign soon coming to an end just with this political thuggery stunt of a guy called Dino whom I know has proof self not afraid of you or your wife threats..

I am from Kogi State and I can swear that thugs from my state are the best of which Dino is not an exception unarguably one of the stubborn headed and can go any length in fighting this battle either physically or spiritually he is ready..

On this issue, Tinubu/wife don chuck their hands for fire and this I am sure of

smh, truly You Be fellow thug...woman beater, pity kogi women And Other tribe women that marry kogi men then....tip of advise bro, walk away when annoying nature of women is activated, better off than beating Them, Real men I repeat REAL men don't beat or abuse women.