₦airaland Forum

up barca my darling club

Perfectdanny:
Your own na small na. I was driving in los angeles on a saturday. Suddenly cops started chasing me i just pulled one button my car turned to rocket and i left the planet.

Seriously i'm commenting from Saturn

#smiles e be like say I go comment another one o

uwagimboo:
Chased an helicopter with my Golf 2, that I drove up to a hill in Enugu nd bashed the helicopter with my car...

Got Arrested that day but my dad called the ambassador of Nigeria nd I was released immediately.

mine was I chase a speed boat with my golf 3 2020 model on miami beach got close and hit the boat by the side and The boat somersaulted, coastal guards got me arrested, I just called my dad the ambassador to united state of America.

JuanJO:
touching her punana while driving... she can't even resist dat cos am doing dat in my G-wagon.
Sometimes I go even pack one side, collect on round sef ...

You and one of my nigga suppose dey live together...he does that many times to girls Why driving...driving and fingering punana, sometimes park to collect some straffing....

nurey:
I did a 180 degree turn on the express and switched to reverse, when the popo caught a glimpse of me, it turned to a hot pursuit.

I saw a log trailer and passed under it to escape through an interchange and lost the guy. I was driving a MAZDA RX8 in need4speed most wanted.

hahahahayayayaya Lwkmdh You suppose follow Them art fast and furious 8 when e comes out.

yeye people...make una no dialogue o, Keep bombing Your land

Oya where's the rest of the money since its over 95.7B?

asitis752:
O my God! See all those idiots that borrowed money to buy data to comment on nairaland supporting the thief pej by trying to divert the attention to another thief Buruntai's issue. So because dis government has been shielding burutai means they should also leave dis one? U pple dont even have any sense again. I said it that wailers and the zombies are d number one problem of this country. How many of you people hav eaten this morning? How many of you won't lament before buying two cups of rice? You people are brain-dead

if You dey live in my area You go don tire for wailers Over here for their dirty sentiments, wailers here are body dead not just brain alone.

agabusta:
This is getting more interesting. This guy may actually win this case in the US, if the Nigerian govt indeed signed contract papers with him. Chai! Thats some serious cash.

He may in turn also have to pay 40% to the lawyer that assists him with the case

notwithstanding bro that percentage is too much...not even 5percent at most 7percent...na only him be lawyer for This world wey Good?

pyyxxaro:
NCAN

What do you guys have to say about this

What I Have to say is that "yawn clear throat" is that it's them them eastern yeebos names mostly attached to bad bad Things that give this Country bad image both Home and abroad...its barbaric and unacceptable from the isrealite yeebos.. #clearThroatAgain then smh...

Keneking:
Repair Umunya to Akwuzu junction road...period
Can't the governor invest in modern machineries for filling potholes etc.

He should come to Lagos and see.. LSPWC

bro Why not at least appreciate first before You then slam the gov...You won't and can't do anytin if he doesn't do it.. then must all states copy and paste whatever or how lagos is doing tinz? who says lagos is the yardstick? as long it's done so be it.

it's well

Symphony007:
He's back!! And presidential as always!

See how buhari dey frown for that first pic, shebi you wan be president? Enjoy!!

he no dey frown say him president, instead he dey frown say chai See these thieves sha wish I Have enough evident to nail their asses... they get luck say no be military era these three and many more Would Have Being dealt with for milking our commonwealth without fear or conscience like say na their birth right

Good move by The minister

saintfellow:
SO small, not beautiful, no space, it looks cheap, even some houses for gate men in mansions in Abuja and lekki are more beautiful than this. IM NOT HATING O, JUST SAYING MY MIND, ANYWAYS FOR HIS LEVEL, I WILL SAY CONGRATULATION.

Smh

badassProdigy:
ounje omo reh

this ones go suffocate babies, she Gat be conscious breastfeeding her baby make she no suffocate The baby to dead thinking she's feeding The baby. she remind me of one girl back then in my faculty, don't know which one is even bigger sef....

mhizAnnie:
And some of us have pimples on our chests anyway God knows best

#smiles Please can I know You?

TRUTHaDDICT:
Red scorpions is not a militant group, they are cult group and the army understands their less capacity. Ordinarily it should have been police job but the army are here to raise shoulder for killing common criminals.

They have done a good job but they should not come here to tell us they killed militants, they know where to find the militants not in Ohaji egbema.

Smh that's Why we don't grow in this part of the world....just imagine Your comment

let her be, she's to encourage herself since Your advice can't. a female for that matter, she got no much prob jare like guys who even with better grades than hers still got no job.. its God grace not degree.

OlajumokeBread:
I'm sorry to say this
You're naturally foolish.

I don't live in Nigeria but i can get about 30 affordable houses for rent in Lagos, i don't think you seriously need a house to rent.

You have multiple and numerous houses to choose but you had a dream that you won't progress (do well) if you live in any of those houses.

First of all, you need to grow up because you still think that juju or curse or evil spirit do exist

This is what i call "African mentality

Tell an Igbo man that you buried 6 people in the house, he will still rent it and convert it to a shop and still be making millions of naira every month

You don't need to abuse the guy before You can express Your point bro...

PMWSpirit:
All I see is pointed shoe and well packaged pointed bobi


cc lala

who Told You its a pointed bobi? You will be shocked that after removing the bra na olimpus has fallen down You go See next. I don't judge Nigeria girls/ladies bobi again until I See it without bra. most don lost their pride Tey Tey.

Emusan:
Let's take a look at it this way:

APC:- PDP has destroyed this country by looted the treasury dry.

APC:- The recovery money isn't enough to revive the economy.

This means the money looted by PDP are in real sense not up to those medal figures

bro they Are still recovering, na small small bro...only if You no how much Nigeria looted to uk and America alone You go fear and cry for This Country.

publicenemy:
Who is he?

he's papa ajasco...

na people like this I dey like sponsor and help...wish Am so rich to help people like that still hold on to glorified income rather than prostitution to fend for herself.

very good...e remain cow men the fulani herdmen, ITF people who they Have not paid our I.T fund since 2009, sir no set since then has Being paid yet someone sit on our money sir. then sir arrest those in charge of nysc kit, they share far inferior kits to corper for high money that fg do allocated to Them..then sir also arrest all the arrestable in govt settings who has Being stealing public fund. thank You sir.

Godwin Why devil don lose woooooo shame You devil... Happy for You sir Mr idah, regards to the Other two for me. Take care

Jafar1:
Help us tell buari to reduce the price of rice

instead of complaining Why not patronise and buy kebbi, anambra, Nasarawa, ebonyi etc rice at 9k and let's join hands to stop importation of rice as we develop ours and also export. stop complaining it's doesn't fit You. as for me when people are saying there's a casting down Am it's a lifting up no matter The economic recession...

OK Hope the visit will fix some bugs

na wa o, bad news almost everyday

stwazobia:
Onwegi itinye isi na otule okuko.

werey re, ode oshi omo jati jati, opono olori buruku, olori flat head.

SamuelAnyawu:
And you wey get legitimate business, How market?

market dey well and I thank God, I dey sleep with two eyes closed and no fear of police whatsoever. You how market, do I need ask? cos Your comment show You sleep with fear cos You don't Have a legitimate business. Birds of same feathers does What? #nonsense

if they check Them now none of Them fit get legitimate business, abi no be igbo and Malaysia?