₦airaland Forum

izuch:
I dailed the number and a husky male voice answered on the other side, so its a matured man that wrote this rubbish huh?

Loooool , asha fone ? That mean if they steal dis guy iphone 6 or S5 him go close d whole school be that o.

Gboliwe:
Is that the face of a Nigerian diplomat?

Abegi no scatta my sexy stomach with laff Jare...lwkmdh

akindelejames:
Broke celebs... they wont hesitate to mislead our youths with their fake lives via their videos

Are there even celeb in naija ? Me don't see these guys as celebs o...what da Fu_k ? Celebs ko celestial ni

HzRF:
Lol I gbadun ur feigned ignorance
He didn't complete any project


If gej is ready to do lyk Burundi president
He gat military at his Beck and call
The ss/se are ready to kill
North with their impatience would start killing like they did in 2003,2007,2011
And d Western has already position themselves in Ghana waiting for us to start killing ourselves so that they can do another Libya on us in the name of peace mission

U don't knw the value of what you have until u loose it

Really ? Guy my words my opinion. D good tin is u can't change them. Pls call any project geJ finishes promptly without mentally searching for one.

Rest well joy. Too sad. I can tell her condition cos me here my gf is an asthmatic person also and I no wat I do experience. If not for the love I for don bounce .

dokyOloye:
If U have failed to see the subtle threat in what the certificateless goon said,then I pity U.
Why did he refuse to do what Jonathan did when he lost in 2011,cos if he did that,1000+ Nigerian citizens would still be alive by now.
His speech is nothing but a badly hidden threat of violence to all non hausa/fulani/kanuri muslims.

So u still call him certificateless when ur Oga gej don order army to show his certificate out . Now over to wat u said , let me tell u wat u don't no , the crisis he's referring to is the one that majority who wanted change will cause , not like he's saying he will champion the crisis himself..only if u did fell the momentum APC and many Nigerians was bringing toward d election period ..so any act of not accepting the result wud resort to crisis. People I mean many nigerians don tire for pdp n their failure so the people of "change" movement will be d ones to start crisis that he's referring but thank God for jega who made election almost free and fair with pvc and card readers...if not pdp will rig n that will cos d crisis. Even in 2011 do u have tangible proves that he's d ones that told northerners to start killing people ? If yes then that means 2011 election was rig then n it was obvious to him.

chiefinalowo:
Ibo! Ibo! Ibo!
Obi is calling you all to leave The Great Yorubaland and come home.
Are you people going to ignore his call?
Pls don't leave any trace while leaving o.

Make they even dey go sef ... God knows I won't miss them at all after they don spoil odua nation with fake fake tinz . Igbos make una come dey go o obi dey call una o. Yeye people.

The most useless organization in the world is NPF ..they re very very useless in all ramifications

I wonder how some youths in dis con3 reason/think...gej to me concede defeats because so many factors was against him..to me not like he conceded defeat based on sportmanship or his so acclaimed gentleman nature. D truth is firstly he was d one that called for "Peace accord" believing the election sure for am after dissing out millions to obas, pastors, politicians etc to persuade voters, then 2ndly the gap in election result was not close for him to say no " I no gree" , 3rdly he's from minority tribe ,four he got no gut to do like"gbagbo cos the aftermath no be beans o, ask the ivoriens how far ?. And finally to me he didn't do anytin worthy of shouting transformation! Can anybody here tell me one good tin gej govt did , completed and worthy of praises ? To me he impressed me for not signing the gay law despite all the pressure from western world , but aside that gej bleeped up Jare ,not even a single corruption case probed . so tell me why won't he concede defeat when all fingers were pointing against him.

Chibuhealth:
Who ask you? We all know you have planned to suck the blood of baboons as you said earlier. Old foo.l

Like it or not it is the same old foo.l that will start ruling u young foo.l come next week Friday.....y call some one fada old foool ? Wetin him do u o. He said d truth #gbam.

comos:
Buhari should concentrate on delivering his promise to Nigerian.
Going after those big-men is a waste of time, b/cos they will fight back till his tenure comes to an end.

Can u hear ursef ? So if thieves come una house n steal items worth millions can u tell ur dad to leave them n concentrate on his responsibilities of feeding u children abi ? Buhair should probe anyone what probing esp from this immediate past govt..only if u no the volume of corruption in dis gej govt...even gej got confuse n said stealing is not corruption. Can u imagine that? Buhari said he focusing on three tins: which are corruption , employment and electricity. Hope I quoted him right n u re here saying he should liv them... U sound like ur dad or ur uncle is one of the thieveS... bro next time pls tink before u type I beg .

God at work tru him...nice one bro . Kip it up.

agarawu23:
padlock your d!ck when your wife is not around if that will help


if the issue is the same, come back and ask me for plan B

Its not funny bro ...I wonder why in NL we joke a lot at someone serious issue that are affecting their lives ...if u were d one I guess u won't feel right . Na wa o

fredraf:
It all started since my secondary school days, influenced by bad friends we cultivated the habit of visiting sex workers popularly called (ASEWO) in my area. I found lot of pleasure in doing this dirty act to the extent I started bringing them home after my higher institution.

Right now i have met the woman I love and I wish to spend the rest of my life with, but I find it hard to stop visiting this sex workers despite she satisfies me.

I don't just know what to do keep my self from the ugly scene am planning to settle down.

I don't want a broken home.

Be determined why u Discipline ur mind...tell ursef u won't do it n indebted to ursef by making sure u keep away from d act. I did d same to drinking star cos it was my brand when I used to drink but I told myself I won't drink any alcoholic drink again..guess what bro ? All I did was to disciplined my mind and as I type this its over 5yrs I haven't drank beer n I don't see myself drinking cos its part of me now , I see beers like a stranger to me. Hope I have shared d solution to ur addiction. Be disciplined bro. Takia.

Meiji:
So Buhari, at age 72, is somehow going to oversee the petroleum sector himself and still supervise other ministries and agencies of the government? And you think he won't break down?

This should be moved to jokes section.

Overseeing the petroleum sector and supervising other sectors is done mentally n not physically so u saying won't he break down makes me laff, hence I suggest the MODs moves u to the joke section n not the thread like u said. Oya move now or...?

AhmedMustapha:
What's important is getting the job done.

#gbam

Sijo01:
I wonder how those faces will look like without makeup

Lubbish ...her face and shoulder are diff complexion. Ladies will make up only face n wear cloths that won't cover there neck n body so that multicolored body won't show.

Ok

He looks like he's reading a book

CountDracula:
Is dat OBJ?

No is 50cents

Yungwizzzy:
I want to know how possible is it to invest a 100k and make cool cash without raising a arm

I'm not lazy, but I've got a job which takes all my time. just want to put this certain amount into a RELIABLE venture and make profit

If you got an idea please share. risk(s) should also be mentioned

Thanks

Split the cash in 20 which gives u 5k , then meet someone who knows football very well,let him predict sure games for u..u can start with arsenal game tonight with straight winning for arsenal n place 5k , then u can Barca vs bilbao ,Barca wins, then UCL final Barca wins also then tank me later .

emrain:
check xda forums. the tutorial is there.

Bro pls help me with the link ...don't have a bit of idea of what or where u re talking about. Please bro I beg , went to meet an engineer he said I'll pay 4k which for now I don't have it Jor.

mabelbrilliant:
It's been a month since we broke up (it was mutual). I don't have anymore feelings for him. Although, I've been wondering if he ever thinks about me sometimes..But anyways, I'm wondering if I could text him "hey" and then a few minutes later, say "oops, sorry that text was meant for my friend", just to see if we could start a conversation from there, like use this as an excuse to start talking to him again..? Would that be ok? Or just weird? Should I do it? And if not, what should I do?
Thanks

No need to be forming or pretending , the world has come of age, be mature n straight to tell him u miss him simple. He won't bite u right ? If yes then display maturity by telling straight up. Takia

please engineers in the house , pls I need Sim network unlocking pin for alcatel one touch fierce 2. Please guys I'm begging o. Need to unlock this fone. Tho fone unlock trial got 2 limit remaining. Please help.

Godisnear:
Nairalanders come and rejoice with me, i just received my employment letter after years of searching for a good job. Surviving all thr stages including the medicals wey my blood pressure high like something else. I cant even count the number of jobs(Fed & Private) i've applied for and regret mails that followed but today God has done it.

My Basic salary and allowances are cool and the organization(Non-bank financial institution) encourages career growth and development. Although the vacancy wasn't posted on nairaland but nairalanders, especially you all in jobs/vacancies section are all great, filled with an undying spirit, always ready to try again, to encourage others and be of help to one another. Keep up the good work guys and to all the unemployed nairalanders, i wanna say, God is alive, trust him, never give up, your time will come someday, just prepare.

I bless the name of the Lord for my days of job hunt are over. I'm officially going to stop visiting job sites. Bye bye to job section in nairaland. Porting to Romanceland.lol....

GOD bless you all.

Congrat bro, always appreciate God in ur own ways..and don't forget as God has helped u in some month time try to help someone too.

may01:
Don't take it personal,its a joke

I know babe. Sorry if I appear taking it personal.

See now o na yoruba house of assembly dey honour an igbo woman o ..later those massob go dey talk trash . And d good part of it is that she did what she did in federal airport n not lagos owned airport that we will say its because she did it in lagos airport. Nice one lagos state.

may01:
. The LA might be his acronym for Lagos

No be only acronym na macarony.. Lagos acronym is LAG not LA. Everyone in dis world knows LA is widely used for los angeles. wait a min o u and wizkid maybe right ...maybe we don get los angeles LA in ur backyard. Acronym ko crocronym ni

DeeTus:
Hahahaha. Jonathan transformed Nigeria to an extent he asked for forgiveness

Whole lots of drama indeed

Lwkmdh hehehehehehehe

chiefinalowo:
I still don't know why The Great Yoruba People are still in this same cesspit with ibos.

Its because yoruba like u said are great people and don't want to be the one to break this con3 wey the same people asking to breakaway spoilt. Yorubas believes in one nigeria not becos they can't stand alone , but because we re too busy reading books and not forming militia to be asking for release of a sane and crime committed yoruba man. Even gani adams is a learned fellow. U don't see him spit shits sentimentally like dis Foolsssssss.

PenSniper:
MASSOB is a group of irritants with their brains turned upside down. Show me your friends and i will tell you the kind of person you are. If these are the sort of people that represent ndigbo, then the behaviour of the generalty of Ibos should not surprise anyone. They were not created to live amongst civilized people.

I concur bro. Go alaba international u go see their uncivilized attitude plenty there. So tell me the diff from massob memebers n their counterparts in alaba ?