₦airaland Forum

AhmedMustapha:
Very true.Why should any sane leader surpass Jonathan's record in incompetence

Lwkmdh hehehehehehehe u mean gej is the most incompetent president nigeria ever had just like pej been the most worst ever first lady nigeria ever had too ? Chai all that for otuoke couples ? Senseless people..anyway I don't blame when they never tot presidency could ever get to their tribe. With his performance and sluggishness make ijaw people no tink say power go ever reach their side again o.

Pej is still in shock perhaps she didn't believe election has kicked gej out of govt despite all the hate words and money spent, so she's ashamed to appear in public....the worst ever so called first lady in 9ja history.

A'ight

cherieberry:
Pls frm abj to taraba ow many yrs e go take b4 I reach dia

At most 11 hours all tinz been equal. Scare not I been there before so , get ready to enjoy a long so long ride to taraba

Weda they seek for cheap popularity or not all I no is that I don't believe anyone cud trek such distance. Trek from lagos to abuja ? Yola to abuja etc etc is all lies

sinaj:
b4 nko!


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jared007:
Ayiri is seeking relevance in his new party. Amnesty programme must continue or else the boys will blow up the pipelines and oil facilities in their backyards!

We nigerians are biased and not really truthful with ourselves..ordinarily as ayiri has said amnesty is not granted with cash gain...amnesty is like pardoning a people or group of people who has committed crimes against the state and want to drop their guns, highest the govt can do is to rehabitate them simple.....U said they will blow up pipeline n oil facilities...well let them go ahead na, by doing that they will take their little development backward and render their people fear of living in their homes cos this time around the NA with buhari war know how will be too hot for them to handle...let them bring it on. Foolish and greedy people ,instead of them to diplomatically ask for fast pace development of the region that will equally affect everyone they re asking for 65k monthly n 1500 daily feeding not to be stopped cos e dey sweet them all these while abi ?, sometin that affect micro percentage of the population. Buhari ayiri is right scrap it.

midolian:
Hmm..make hellen calm down abeg

When Buhari made that statement, I was a bit disappointed @ first too..buh then, I took a few minutes to think of the possible reasons why he made such a comment..I thought to myself "what if these girls are no more?",How do you expect Buhari to bring back the girls that are no more? As we all know, this governmnt hav not been sincere with the issue of our missing girls..
Just about 48hrs ago, 200girls and 93(or more)women were rescued and till this moment, they claim not to know where those girls were abducted from..My question is this "Are those girls deaf and dumbs? Can't they speak? A simple interview will do? I watched channelsTV news yesternight and I was taken aback on hearing olukolade say they don't know exactly who those girls are, buh they arnt the chibok girls.. . 290+? .. Abeg boko haram don dey produce women?

How can I forget the 160+ girls that were rescued yesterday.. They are still not the chibok girls o! ..Well, God knows best.


All I am saying is Buhari is a wise man and I am sure he knows what he is doing..Maybe Hellen paul didn't hear the part where he said "If the girls are alive, his government will do everything within its powers to bring them back"..these are the words of a wise man.. Let's be patient with him

What GMB said is just the bitter truth and who can't accept it like helen paul should go get guns n storm sambisa and rescue the girls...

lilbabyak:
GEJ be like upon all the dollar wey I share. diaris GOD
in fact return my dollars






sai baba

Lol

denkyw:
why does the police never do things right

because they are Gejites ... All useless people.

CountDracula:
Because of what? Na genevieve I wan marry?

Even genevieve list no long reach like dat...Lwkmdh hehehehehehehe

IbnSultaan:
he paid d prize

#gbam

adeekiti:
Your soul lives on ... So sorry abt this , wicked government

There's notin like wicked govt instead wicked nigerians for going to other con3 to stain ground by doing shaddy deal which is against there laws....its simple..if d law said do not drug deal if u do its firing squad...laws are simple but u see nigerians most them get block heads.

starbaron:
wat of dose strikers dat were injured

Injury is applicable to all players...haven't u seen a situation where a player is injured yet came back n surpass others in goals ranking ?

starbaron:
Guys can u please tell me who d best striker in the premier league is?

The striker with d highest goal per week is the best in that lig den.

Lwkmdh hehehehehehehe

Israel5:
Blurrr..#wears google.. Ok, nw i see red!

PassingShot:
GEJ is drowning and he wants to go with some friends and foes!

Where was oga Jona when the Director was appointed through the back door?

Why was due process not followed in his appointment?

Was it not his cronies that saw to his appointment?

Something bigger is definitely fishy in this case!

What a mockery of his presidency all these actions represent!

Gej dey straff patience that time wen he was appointed ...lool

politricks:
My friend speak for yourself. He is not my role model so stop generalising. I wouldn't want grow up and start saying my grandmother wears pampers Just to score Some cheap political point. Or wish another person death Just because he is my political opponent or slap a Judge.

Sensible people like u no dey fit make me comment after saying my mind...nice one bro n don't mind that smiggle wey dey generalize us all.

Na wa o that zadiel guy should be sent to go fight boko not flexing muscles in the city against woman for that mata. Chai men that beat women na wa for una o.

hbpeze:
am not even in the country but you are still dancing alingo in Nigeria.goggle put king lexy bro

U not been in d con3 does that make u richer than him ? Abegi make we hear word jor, one man salary is another man tithe..so u guys should stop dis bragging tin. U re not richer than many others who decides to stay put in nigeria and only go abroad to chill and return perhaps after some few day. Keep ur achievement on d lowkey its pays .

paragon40:
I thought dat waa d responsibilty of NUC...i stand to be corrected

Who's d head of nuc ? Isn't that mumu gej ? Now he's displaying sentiments as always by making sure his people are approves for one tin or another before may 29...I just hope buhari find sometin to discredit n close d varsity when he comes on board and also probe clark for where him see money take build school, not primary or second sch o..but university wey go need like thousands of plots if not acres

wengerjay:
This is the season of approvals and disapprovals, sacking and appointments. And I hope this has not been hurriedly approved to beat the handing over date to a new government, sensing there may be difficulty with approving the University under a new and incorruptible government.

Exactly my tot bro... That man clark n asari don't deserve anytin good from nigeria...bossing around enriching himself with d help of gej. Nonsense

Joel3:
I have come to realise that app do expire almost everyday. when you update you are actually downloading a fresh copy.

assuming the app is 40mb of size. and the developer modify the app to add new features and remove or clean some bugs. and the new updated app is now 43mb of size.

the former which is 40mb is now useless when you update you are actually removing the 40mb old and downloading a fresh 43mb.

there are over 19 expired app on my phone currently at about 500mb of size.

to be frank half of them was download a week ago.

in the voice of one american guy. what are they updating everyday? they should stop updating my system.

well update is actually important it might be a virus threat or venerability of high risk. the issue here is you can minimize the app you keep. for example look at you r phone you will see that there are some app you have not touched for the past month absolutely not needed but you just refuse to let it go.

True talk op...I tink that's what made my bb Q5 to enter flash mode or sometin, was having many app tinking am pimping my fone, infact wey dey that fone before d flash mode go reach let say 30..tho have sent it back to uk since it still has warranty n guarantee on it. So miss that fone.

RickRichards:
No! We're not reducing any bride price. You must be a man, a real man, to marry our precious daughters. Go and work or go and die a wretched lonely man! Arrant nonsense!!!

It is out of trying to be a real man because of bride price dey make igbos bachelors dey involve mostly in crime n fake products in nigeria just to meet up because u want marry igbo girl abi ? Smh for all of una and una cultural levies on bride price. .

MANGAM:
Pple lyk dis deserve national award. I can't believe we still have good pple in nigeria. God bless you and your entire family

Yeah bro we still have good peeps in nigeria and am proud to say am one. Its pays to be good.

CuteMaryJ:
Gets up 7 a.m in the morning, sleepwalks into the kitchen, grabs something to bite on... His phone's battery is down; picks up his charger and leaves home in search of power to charge his phone. He visits all the salons, even while charging, he's on the phone, Chatting! Chatting! Chatting!!

The phone eventually power up to 30% after 2hrs of ineffective charge due to usage, he hangs the charger around his neck and with great joy, heads back home.

Without removing his shoes or sandals he cruises into the
living room, doing what? Chatting... Before long, the battery gets drained, he leaves home yet again to another barbing salon...

Nightfall; not really satisfied, he returns home say... around 9 p.m, and by 2 am, the charged battery is completely depleted...

*this circle continues daily and meanwhile this dude/sis is supposed to be a potential doctor....... Indeed many youths are captives of technology, all they do is charge -- discharge, Charge -- discharge, charge --discharge, moving about with charger! (Thank God for PowerBanks)

Some young people actually believe without their phones they'll die, some get suicidal tendencies when they have a low battery, SOME CAN GO TO BURIAL JUST TO CHARGE UP!!

You want to be a doctor (doesn't matter if you're a ''Jambite'') can't you start reading medical related books?... It's either one of these or even all:

1: You're chatting with your friend from a saloon where you're charging your device.

Spoiler: he's replying you from his office in KPMG.

2: Or you're chatting with your equally jobless friend discussing and arguing over Ronaldo's red card or GEJ's loss at the polls.

Spoiler: GEJ has accepted defeat, Ronaldo will be back... both men doesn't even know you exist!

3: You're chatting with your supposed girlfriend.

Spoiler: She's replying you from another dudes bed..(Nigerian ladies are the most unfaithful in the world according to research)

4: Most celebrities/people claim they don't chat; rather they reply messages, so that's the norm now..

Spoiler: nothing oh... I just dey laugh u.

5: You're chatting with a total stranger?

Spoiler: Wetin u wan hear? Keep wasting your time.

6: (I know you have more; you're the one with the chat doctorate)

Brov/Sis, this your condition no be your village peeps oh... Leave prayer, You're your own looming nightmare...

Ågbaya, Understand that what you spend your time doing is what you become. Nobody gets food on his/her table because he's a great chatter...

Forget the phone, think-ignite your future... At 18/22 you think you're still a kid?? I bet that 60 year old man/lady who hawks pure water on your street used to think the same...

Speak your mind, you're free to do so!!!...

{Gotten from facebook.com/hopesignatures}

Cc: lalasticlala

I so agree bro especially number 3..won't be surprise if eve has a nigerian origin from heaven. Nigeria girls ? Cheat since time memorial. Most of em are uselessss breeds.

I have followed messi mood ever since saurez joined barca , I notice his mood has been good, groovy and he looks happy and because of that he has fed saurez many assist to score, unlike when zlatan joined with his bossy character which affected messi and barca not to be happy. Saurez is humble hence messi liked someone like that, neymar was not humble but was thought how important it will be for him to be and he followed suit. The above are my opinions..u can add urs if u know better why messi is happy.

vizkiz:
I rather be a CEO of my own company if she no wan stay, make she furck off

#gbam

illiad1:
Learn to read. Its important.
So you don't just sign documents without going through its content.

If na document guys go everly read am esp financial document not this xenophobia and south africa issue wey long like epistle