₦airaland Forum

akatekpe:
Why de insult? Have I insulted you before? You must be a bastardd cos only them open their mouth anyhow to insult people

But u too just open ur mouth to insult him...does that mean u too u are a B*****D ?

temitemi1:
GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my ROLE MODEL!!

Then u re finished ....

chizidgreat:
I have a very nice handsome friend who talks exactly like a beautiful girl. You will be dazed therefore, when you hear his voice and turns only to see a strongly built young man.
At first, I had thought it was simply a trait that ended like that and because I loved the way the boy was sociable, friendly and active, especially with the way he always made us his friends laugh by his unending jokes, I made him one of my closest friends.

It came as a shock therefore, the day he told me out of desperation that "I am Gay and I am very disturbed about it. I am sore afraid of my future with this kind of lifestyle"

"Jesu Kristi" I shouted " How come? Are you joking? Please, simply tell me it's a joke. Tell me it's April-fool!"

But the guy was damn serious. So, when he calmed me down, he began to narrate to me a pathetic story of how he had fatefully fell into wrong hands in a Polytechnic in Abuja where he did his ND.

In his own words, " I was simply logged in into a room of four boys in the hostel just like other boys unknown to me that save for one of them, all the boys were Gays. I didn't understand how to all managed to get themselves into one room since the school allocated hostels randomly to students. I learnt later that the original boys who were allocated the rooms sold off their bed space to interested buyers when they learnt of the lifestyle of the other first boy and the interested buyers happened to be his colleagues since they knew each other. I learnt of that however, after the other non-Gay boy had left like the others and after I had been abused and put in this condition.

"I became a victim because I have a feminine voice. So, the first day I came into the room, the three boys were so excited to see me and hear me talk and it was not long before they began to tell me about sex because they thought I was one of them. Shocked in fear, I told them that I had never done that and was not interested and would never do that. But they would never take that.

So, on a fateful day when the other non-Gay was away, they rounded me and having locked the door very tight, forced out my trousers from me and raped with all their might. I could not shout because one person will have to cover my mouth while others performed the act in turns. In fact, they raped me until I almost passed out. Two days after the event, the other non-Gay packed out of the room having sold his bed space also to another interested buyer and warned me to also act fast.

I was emotionally disturbed for days and in a bid to bring justice to myself, I went and reported the issue to one of my lecturers. As though I was all the while directed by the wrong spirit, it turned out that the lecturer was also one of them and once he heard my voice, he re-scheduled our meeting.

The meeting ended up finally in his house and he ended up sleeping with me, warning me seriously never to mention it to anyone. Afraid then and convinced that almost all the men in the school were Gays, I decided then to keep the issues to myself and I continued committing the ugly act with my room mates until I left the school and came over to this place for my degree.

Now, I am totally disturbed, mentally worried and very afraid of the whole situation. I entered that school as a virgin but this is the way my life has been messed up"

My mouth which was agape all the while he told the story only closed minutes after he finished the pathetic story.

"But do you still hate the act?" I asked him in a bid to know how to start helping him

"I can't categorically say yes or no. Let me say I am indifferent for now. At first, I hated it but as time went on, it seemed I began to enjoy it gradually. I think there is a spirit that controls it. However, I am so worried about my fate. I spend most of the times thinking of what the future holds for me with this kind of lifestyle. For, instance, how is my marital life going to look like?"

With this as his answer, I just had to start by presenting Jesus to him as the best option since as a Christian, I believed it was the first and highest thing he needed at the moment.

The problem is, he is a Moslem and he says he cannot listen to any solution related to Christianity.

Friends, I don't know how the Moslems treat the issue of Gay and how else this guy can be helped. He is too nice and promising I can't overlook him in this pool of mess. Please, what is your candid advice.

The young man in question is presently a 200level Economics student in one of Nigeria's prestigious Universities.

Look for a good chronic muslin broda n confide in him to help ur friend. They seems to love themselves more than we christians do so am sure he will be glad to help ur lost friend .

barcanista:
This man love making headline for silly reasons. He's only trying to impress the man from daura that "he is on ground" when he is more than 100% a goner. Wike4Rivers

Somebody private number cloned and u call it a silly reason ? I fear for how u tink o..that aside ur choice of who u want as gov of rivers speaks volume of ur person.... I rest my case on ur mata cos I'll be wasting my time talking to u sef.

okusebi:
why would ladies have the impression that if they hava sex with a guy they are doing the guy a favour..... its somehow after making sure they are satisfied..... all they will think is that they have given u a huge favour

because that's the only tin they can offer, as their heads are so empty no knowledge to impact to u, they re so dumb and daft and materially they are very stingy , hence giving u sex is for an expected exchange for sometin from u perhaps money...as in ehn most are so foolish that they tink sex is a big favour to we guys.

Jesus christ...have mercy on us ....Rip to her

AndreRose:
Politics is a dirty game. Don't get too attached else you will get lynched!

Will they hear ? Hell no dear ..so pls don't waste ur sexy fingers to type n advise them...some people won't learn except the hard way.

holatin:
not in the north but in the south.
Yoruba are so accommodating, you think this recent drama can happen in the north without your so called "fearless" blood been shed.

Stop beating your chest and forming superman.

One Nigeria
say no to tribalism

I swear of all the commentators na only u one I repeat na only u one get sense here....d igbos go dey form superman down south when they can't try it in up north. Kudos to the yorubas for been accomodating and hospitable and peace lovers. What a tribe to reckon with. In east not a single street that's named after other tribe name. That I know cos I grew up there.

jbkomo:
Stayin btw

U don ever stay one place b4?

Bastards woman...will I miss her ? Hell no

cyprianlah:
This happened this morning, the lady was walking to the market when water started dripping in between her legs, she stood still and started screaming then a lady asked her to open her legs, she did and the baby dropped, blood scattered everywhere, its a miracle she delivered like hebrew women

The mother and child are doing okay.

Na Godwin

babs01:
America and their politics, they ar only interested in Nations with crude oil eg Libya, Iraq, Syria, Qatar, Sudan, Saudi Nigeria. By the tym they dry our oil our eyes will open.
I dedicate this to our fellow Igbo in Lagos. Lagos is no man's land as oil is no man's resourses. Nigeria belongs to all of us. Oba Akiolu be warned

Smh

silverdam:
Ambode will win with landslide victory even with or without your votes. The oba made the comment not Ambode, like you said PEJ made stoning statement but PEJ is the wife of GEJ.

Oba and Ambode are two different people not related by blood or marriage.

As for Joke Silva, she said the right thing. If the Ndigbos at the gathering didn't take it serious so what's the wahala all about?

The Oba was just angry at Igbos towards their attitude at the presidential and he's worried cos he want continuity in Lagos and it is only Ambode that can do that.

For dis ur comment I for like give u my grandma o , just five teeth nahim don commot from her front row of teeth...nice one bro.

rayconsult:
Omo ale jatijati ni Fayose, he's a disgrace 2 everybody even 2 all Ekiti ppl. see how d stupid boy dey refer 2 Almighty God. He tink say HE(God) dey do d yeye party dey involve themselves. Se HIM(God) be his papa mate or his great great great grandfather mate. Olorun ma ni suure gan ni. U'll surely see d wrath of God. Impeachment is ur portion in jesus name

Amen in Jesus name

emusmith:
Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose has dismissed the purported impeachment notice posted online by the All Progressives Congress (APC) lawmakers in the State House of Assembly, saying he was yet to be served any impeachment notice.

Fayose, while speaking at a audience participatory programme; “Meet Your Governor” aired on the State Television, EKTV, Ekiti Radio, Progress FM and NTA, Ado Ekiti today.
He described those plotting his impeachment as the same enemies of Ekiti State that plotted his exit from office in 2006.

“Nobody served me any impeachment notice. I only saw the notice online like every other person.”
The governor, who described himself as an Israelite said; “I’m like Israel that is in the midst of enemies but will always prevail. Whoever wants to remove me will first have to impeach God.”

He said the APC people were trying to get at him because he wholeheartedly supported President Goodluck Jonathan’s reelection bid.
“They are doing all these just to get at me because of my support for President Jonathan and I have no regret for supporting the president.

“Let me say it again, I have not been served any impeachment notice. The House of Assembly is also on recess and Dr Adewale Omirin is not the speaker of the State House of Assembly.
“Omirin is in court, challenging his impeachment and he can’t be challenging his impeachment in court and at the same time laying claim to being Speaker,” he said.

While urging the APC to accept defeat as done by President Goodluck Jonathan and the PDP, Governor Fayose said; “By the power of God, they lost 16 – 0 on June 21, 2014, they lost 16 – 0 again on March 28, they will lose 26 – 0 on Saturday, April 11.”



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/whoever-wants-to-remove-me-will-first-have-to-impeach-god-fayose/

Where was the God when u were wishing someone dead ? Or ur own God support u wishing somone dead ? Smh don't no what my state people saw when they rigged or voted for this bastard of man. Smh for ekiti people sha...am sure this bastard won't stay long as gov cos even Same God he's talking about want him impeached .

Rilamaka:
Piracy is a big problem for the Nigerian movie industry and we all agree. However Kunle Afolayan, a celebrated film maker has gone on his social media page to vent his frustration as per movie piracy associating it with the Igbos.

As a role model and a well respected filmmaker I found his tweets quite disconcerting. Was it wise to go about piracy in this manner? Blaming the Igbos? Does it mean that Igbos do not pay to watch his movies in cinema? Does that not depict shallow mindedness and bigotry?


Here are his disturbing tweets and some replies. What do you think? Are there better ways to tackle this issue? Did he cross the line?

Am not saying piracy is good o...but if he feels he can't bear it he should change profession na..to be movies producer no be force na. #change profession to where no piracy or sometin and stop ranting if u can't bear or curb them out.

Hi nairalander , I saw an update on my uncle's facebook page , saying because of buhari election victory that many organizations have started shaping up , putting aside there corrupt behavior and that includes ITF that they have or want to commence the payment of I.T fund. In my own case I did I.T in 2009 and since then I haven't been paid my I.T money and am so sure many like me are out there that have even forgotten about it. But let's put pressure on them, let remind them that we haven't forgotten the money cause its our right ,its our money and nobody should sit on it expecting Ex and serving students to forget it...any better info is highly welcome.

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A or B will die esp B cos the rolling stone from up can't pop up the waiting stone so the rolling stone would climb n hit B look at d scale its has a diversion channel which will make d rolling stone climb on d waiting stone n den hit B most especially.

wristwatch:
Having such lady in ur life can destroy your purpose in life.

The reason I always tell guys to LOOK BEFORE THEY LEAP

#gbam...bro sometime even if u over look sef u won't see anytin until they come into ur life...I pursue my last gf cos of same issue...they re annoying and unreasonable breeds. Just few among them tink with their head.

wristwatch:
In recent time, the rate of sudden break up in relationships is quite alarming due to intolerable attributes which can make lover boys dump them in a wink without thinking twice.

However, many that are dumped by the reason of these habits will start running from Churches to Mosques, Pastors to Alfas, Herbalists to Guru Maraji the moment that innocent dude who has promised them marriage call it a quit

Now let's analyze these shameful habits

1. Untidiness, Laziness, And Looking Unkempt

It's very evident that some ladies can soak their towels, underwear and clothes for days without worrying about the smell emanating from it.

However, many of them only manage to tidy up and arrange their rooms properly especially when they are expecting male visitor but when you see these same ladies on the streets or mobile network, they look better than Beyonce on social network. I trust the larger percentage of guys can only tolerate that.

2. Begging For Money And Recharge Card

The notion that men are made to provide for them turned many ladies into developing gold digging habits. Some beg for recharge card, mobile phones and all sort of perishable parameters from every Tom, Dick and Harry. When the boyfriends cannot cope with that disgusting habit and dump them, they will keep saying most men don't appreciate good ladies.

3. Double Dating

There's only a slight difference between some so called girlfriend and prostitutes. However, many of them are so covetous that they keep many species of guys for financial assistance despite the fact that the innocent dude is everything his best to ensure she's satisfied yet still keeps many magas under the cloak of not keeping all her eggs in one basket.


4. Lack of Vision, Goal and Objectives In Life


An average Nigerian lady wants to get married to a man living in a mansion with so many cars and maids but the question is, what will be her own contribution?

Many of them are so dumb that If you give them a million naira, the next thing they think of is fixing of eyes lashes, Brazilian hair which costs about N120,000, buy bleaching and toning cream which costs about N 20,000 or more, buying of Iphone6: N180,000 so as to make other ladies see them as fashionable ladies, Instead of investing into something that will add value to their resume and personal life.

5. Low Sense Of Reasoning

Some ladies are so dumb that they can barely give meaningful contribution to practical issues. All they think of is how to get married and place financial burden on their husbands.


6. Bad cooks

Some ladies are bad cook but the most annoying thing is that they are not ready to learn. Helping their mothers in the kitchen is a difficult task for them. They can't prepare common noodles let alone eba. This is a turn off for many guys.

I can manage and tolerate every number o but u see number 5 alone? dey enough to make me pursue any girls even if u fine reach heaven. Low sense of humor ? Some ladies or girls are just too naturally daft, unreasonable and stu-pid. Maybe they re defaulted that way I don't no. Many of them just mumu as in ehn.

EggovinMma:


What kind of show off is this?
what stops her from taking a taxi home to change?
She is seeking unnecessary attention to me o.

U tink so ? Going home will be easy guess for d family and guests to find her there. ..for me I feel like na film they dey act why the camera guy no dey visible. But if real then I tink they will definitely be some unanswered question...esp Why ?

Abeo1:
I met this girl in question in 2009 and I proposed to her and she accepted. We have done a minor introduction between our families in 2014. I just graduated from federal university and she is on her Nd program in polytechnics.
The problem is that she has been showing her real character which is stubbornness, hardly she did what I told her. Secondly, I suspected her of cheating on me because sometimes when I call her, her number would be unavailable lying that there was no power supply for three days. And she would never bother to use someone's phone to flash me, even as I'm typing now her number is not available since Thursday, 2nd March.(we are not living in the same town,maybe I should call this a distance relationship)
I have been explaining everything to her Mummy and her Sister, the duo told me that she will turn a new leaf and I should exercise a little patience. Her family like me and she too I thinks she love me but I don't know why she is behaving like this. I have not explained anything to my mummy because she know about our relationship.
I must tell you all the truth, I truly love this girl and that why she is only person I have been dating since 2009 but I'm think of abandon her.
A good advice please, should I follow my mind or I should exercise patience according to what her mummy and her sister said?
Please matured-mind individuals are allowed, Thank you all.

Bro from ur thread I can feel how truly u love her, but love they say don't harbor all anti-love attribute which stubbornness is perhaps one of them esp when its not done moderately...tank God u guys ve only done a minor intro..which means u can still bounce ,even in marriages people bounce when they can't take whatever they re facing from their spouse anymore.....its better to live alone than to spend ur lifetime with a troublesome and stubborn woman. Now what me will say is that don't force her not to be stubborn , let her exercise her tru self why u exercise ur won tru self..if u tink u can't take it anymore despite trying in many occasions to put senses into her head ,,,let her be bro...she don't know what she has until she lose u definitely not to death in jesus name. Some ladies can be a pain in the ass for some serious minded guys...finally I tink u should stop or reduce been caring , been loving , been attentive and reduce ur communication with her , if after all these mentioned she didn't show any concern that hanhan wetin make dis guy change then bro bounce cos she don't send u despite the minor introduction u said u guys have done. Then stop reporting her to her family. Hope I make sense with how I feel about ur position.

Kolade354:
Are you mad or Insane?

I think he's both...

temitemi1:
GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my role MODEL...

Smh chai see bad pikin from a good parents.

oluwasunshine:
As for me it is watching tv,what is yours romancelanders?

Mine is 69 after then we do touch ur toes style...for the matured minds only.

ArcToyin:
ur girlfriend or ur wife?

Bro look at the thread topic again ...

Neplusultra:
Lmao!!!! One Moet for you!!!!!

I don't drink anytin alcoholic but anyway Tanx bro I appreciate u..

MaleoPearls:
Somebody tell these people that it is over already.

Nobody conspired with anybody to oust GEJ.

They should blame themselves for his loss

GEJ lost over 200k votes from Bayelsa alone because his people say they will only vote when they see MONEY.

They are to blame. They shot themselves in the leg. So all these campaign after election na eye service.

I concur with u bro...I heard from someone saying d SS n SE didn't vote that much cos they were expecting to be paid before they go cast their vote,meanwhile in the north the masses even spend their own money to go and vote ,transporting themselves to PU, then in the SW the yorubas are wise set of people they will follow ur govt facts to facts so when they re not convinced they will vote u out, notin stop SW not to vote for Gej hasn't been he has impressed them...ask obj sef why he lost election in his own town? Its never happened before but d yorubas did it, they don't want to know if u re their broda or not..because u don't toy with the yoruba anyhow they re watching regardless of ur tribe or ethnicity. As for d ijaw youths they re only attaching sentiments in their intending decision or judgement. U don't be president from a minority group in naija and mess up na except u have one term mindset.

monsterprick:
I love this die but mine dis complain her honey pot they always pain her when she rides me... what can I do, I love being ride o

Allow her get wet before she sit on ur dicck or use sexual oil on her to lubricate her honey pot...tank me later

IbnSultaan:
Who do you want as head of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)?

He/She will be in charge of the war on corruption in Nigeria

For me is fr mbaka or femi falana if possible o.