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When will they stop giving out guns to madmen?
That is how they keep seizing poor women's rice on the road and later give them to the wives to sell at auction price.
Rot in jail. RIp to the fine woman.

God saved her she is not a Nigerian. They would have giving #20 in an envelop and collect deep breakable plate.
Or at most give her breakable plate for eba and collect the one for soup. I trust my area people.

At 13, the boy should be wise enough no to try this. And she was a pretty girl. RIP

Im so sure trailer can reverse in her kpekus

Any special gift or money for being the first dogman?

This is wickedness of the highest order. Was that the way he was flogged and he grew up to become a man?

ZACHIE: Ol boy!!
Girdle is giddo
makes sense

wetin person knw no sef, na wa. I tot it is ged-do because that's what i hear people pronounce. Never knew it was that. I don learn new spelling today.
Thanks

RedBenson: Though not disputing the story as a whole, Some clear questions i cant seemingly avoid to ask are,

1) Women have two holes around thier waist, one for poo and the other for fuccking which also serves as a channel for child delivery, if she was in the toilet to poo as a result of running stomach (as claimed by her), and instead of an object rolling out of the shi.t hole as it was supposed to be, but it was rather rolling out from the hole that serves as a channel for child delivery, how come at that time she didnt know it wasnt poo she was pooing but was rather in labour?

Abeg this story get capital 'K' leg. But sha, i thank God she and the baby are doing well. That's most important!

When a woman wants to deliver, if she doesnt empty the poo in her stomach, there is every likelihood that she will poo during delivery

kofsy: Moi moi in Moremi hall at night? Hmmm there's still something fishy about the story. And the part that says "she disclosed
that she knew she was pregnant but
only confided in some of her friends and the father of the baby"

You can only hide a pregnancy that's under 4months... Any pregnancy above that doesn't demand confidence in anybody cos at that stage it's visible even to the blind...

Now am I missing something?

It is possible to hide pregnacy. When we were in secondary school my friend hid her pregnacy for 7 months. It was even a friend that told her mummy.

Recently, in my street a very fat girl hid her pregnacy. Labour just started and the mummy didnt understand not until the baby came forth. Those girls use giddo ( not sure of the spelling) to hold their tummy and thereby not allowing the foetus to grow big.

WhyAWhy: Speaking good English has nothing to do with graduating from OAU or any other school for that matter. I graduated from OAU and I have colleagues from other universities in the world in my research group who still struggle with polished english. Even so so-called britons struggle with writing good constructive sentences. It's a foundation thing which boils down to individual development. And for you that can speak flawless english... why don't you take it to the bank?!

And.. what's with some people claiming respect at orientation ground,... if the school you attended is what gives you morale.. then you've got issues. You graduated from OAU so what?!

I only wrote what somebody said. I dont have issues with people who dont knw how to speak it because English is not my mother's language.
Hope u read the post i quoted and the one the person quoted, then you will know why i responded like that. I dont look at people's English on NL. English doesnt put food on my table.

Yeap, i agree with the bolded. A friend of mine at Loral Foundation university once brought a script home, you will never believe the guy has crossed the airport gate. But he was born, schooled abroad, he just came for diploma at Loral.

druid06: With that poorly contructed grammar, I am having a hard time in believing that you're truly an alumni of the University (OAU) like you're always bragging about. You don't hear people from well known and respected universities internationally like YALE, MIT and HARVARD trying to force their respective institutions and success down our throats. Dude, take a chill pill and chillax.

somebody in NL once said that graduate from OAU cant speak English fluently

@Mod, why did you hide my post. Did i mention Allah or Mohammed? Or did i insult them.

I only said what my dog did yesternite and God is my witness.
Abeg free me o.

moscobabs: I dnt want 2 say its true or false.all i knw is dat Islam and Christianity are religious frm God/Allah and Quran and bible are holy books fm God as well inasmuch dat they are preaching peace and change human lives for good,i will nt be part of you that always discriminate and i will nt doubt any of the prophets of God.bt u can not see my foots in church or mosque neither see me with a pastor or Imam bt our personal relatnship with God will judge us.if u belif in wat I belif ...like the post!!!!!

1001 dislike

I buy new mtn sim every week. When i load, they give me 550# and 15MB. Now on tru talk this morning, they gave me #550 and 15MB,10MB. Can u imagine i bought the dual sims for #70? And after loading, i just transfer d credit to my sister and collect #100 to use for the next sim.
I love mtn. I enjoy their bonusessss.

solomityo: haven't u heard abt mtn goody bag. Tats d best you can get. N750 for 150mins m 200sms to mtn ntwk. Now tell me why mtn is not better. And dont tell me abt etisalat easy flex cos i used it last wk and to tell u d truth it is rubbish. The call rate on it is 0.40k.

Its like that MTN goody doesnt exist again. I cant find it in their site again

onenessone: N1000 gives you N3750, thats almost 4 times your value for the money, so at 40k/sec is just like 10k/sec from your N1000, great offer, i have been selling this offer to all who cares to listen. You all should port to etisalat, the current best network

How many weeks/month duration will it last?

Things happen. When we were young, a man came to buy something from my mummy's shop. My sister was happy that she was selling, the man asked her to bring change without even giving her money. So the man put the change inside cigar pack and said hey, i forgot my money at home and left. After we waited for like one hour we didnt see him, we packed our goods back to their proper shelf. Behold. We opened the cigar pack and saw ashes.
Infact my sister cried her eyes out dat day.

@Raymond,@Uboma. Thanks, i appreciate. I will visit the hospital

@stunt89, ok thanks
@tunesoft, im not asthmatic. I av been applying benzly benzoate all over my body since monday and its not even improving. Infact, it started itching me where it wasnt itching me before.

My body has been itching me for three weeks now. I went to a lab for test but the doctor there said its worm and recommended worm medicine and piriton which i took for five days. After four days it started again. When i scratch my body, bumps (small dots like 8-10 dots) will come and disappear after a while. I met him again, he remmended benzly benzoate and asked me to come after 10 days if it doesnt stop but i cant wait till 10 days because its really giving concern. Pls i need ur advice. What can be possibly wrong.

spenca: I hope you are not a student or product of oau because it would be a disgrace, for you cant differenciate when "through" and "true" ought be applied ....your one of the problems of the education system that made the yeye "minister of education" to reduce cut off mark instead of increasing it *drops mic*

i know it all. See kettle wen dey call pot black. Check the bolded and see your blunder. Nonsense

[quote author=striktlymi][/quote]thanks joor for fishing out her error

WHIZBRO: I lecture here on OAU campus and I can confirm that its true, the baby was found in a toilet by the cleaners while the mother was trying to flush it while still covered in blood. The baby was rescued and is currently at OAUTHC with the mother... And sadly the mother was a choir leader at a campus fellowship

so mr lecturer, u follow for nairaland?

obadiah777: SO TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS THE RED SEA AND WHAT IS A ROD. WHAT IS A SEA ? A SEA IS A POPULATION OF PEOPLE. WHAT IS THE RED SEA ? WHO WAS BORN RED ? >>>

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE STORY OF THE PARTING OF THE RED SEA. NOW THAT ALL THESE ONCE FABLED AND MYTHICAL STORIES OF THE BIBLE IS UNFOLDING BEFORE YOUR EYES AND YOU ARE STARTING TO REALIZE THE BIBLE IS NOT A BOOK OF FABLES BUT REALITY, IT IS TIME TO TURN TO THE STRONGHOLD ( BIBLE ) AND ABIDE THEREIN

In isoko dialect....
We du di? You drink drink?
Rubbish

Elldeb: please notify me when call has become free. we are gradually nearing that era.

Free ke? Maybe its when you get to the next world.

omokayode9258: is dr anythn reasnable to be proud of in dt our relign dt has turnd to theatre centr, abeg lets talk sense joo. M nt proud to be addresd in public as a christn at al, our leadrs ar usles nd self centrd. Take it or leav it

Its a pity. Pls bow your head in shame for this rubbish you posted

Mr Aboki: Whats true?!

1. That a woman ran Mad?

2. That a Mad Woman told them a story of how she used her Mensuration blood, Dead Body corpse water and Pussiiie Juice to cook?!

3. That a woman who use to own a Buka ran mad and started telling mad stories?!

4. That she indeed use to use the aforemention 'spice' to cook her food? If so, how did the person know?! Did the person catch her washing her Kpekus and pouring it into a pot of edikaikong or Did the person catch her washing a corpse and pouring the water into a pot of Jollof rice or did the Person catch her in a native doctors house with the above prescription?!

WHAT EXACTLY DID YOUR FRIEND CONFIRM TO YOU?!

She said the woman that ran mad said all that with her mouth.

Was he trying to make a call before he finally gave up?

What a wasted life!! I feel for your parents.

The plane won buy fuel

I thought the op said beaten to death?