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WHIZBRO: I lecture here on OAU campus and I can confirm that its true, the baby was found in a toilet by the cleaners while the mother was trying to flush it while still covered in blood. The baby was rescued and is currently at OAUTHC with the mother... And sadly the mother was a choir leader at a campus fellowship

so mr lecturer, u follow for nairaland?

obadiah777: SO TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS THE RED SEA AND WHAT IS A ROD. WHAT IS A SEA ? A SEA IS A POPULATION OF PEOPLE. WHAT IS THE RED SEA ? WHO WAS BORN RED ? >>>

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE STORY OF THE PARTING OF THE RED SEA. NOW THAT ALL THESE ONCE FABLED AND MYTHICAL STORIES OF THE BIBLE IS UNFOLDING BEFORE YOUR EYES AND YOU ARE STARTING TO REALIZE THE BIBLE IS NOT A BOOK OF FABLES BUT REALITY, IT IS TIME TO TURN TO THE STRONGHOLD ( BIBLE ) AND ABIDE THEREIN

In isoko dialect....
We du di? You drink drink?
Rubbish

Elldeb: please notify me when call has become free. we are gradually nearing that era.

Free ke? Maybe its when you get to the next world.

omokayode9258: is dr anythn reasnable to be proud of in dt our relign dt has turnd to theatre centr, abeg lets talk sense joo. M nt proud to be addresd in public as a christn at al, our leadrs ar usles nd self centrd. Take it or leav it

Its a pity. Pls bow your head in shame for this rubbish you posted

Mr Aboki: Whats true?!

1. That a woman ran Mad?

2. That a Mad Woman told them a story of how she used her Mensuration blood, Dead Body corpse water and Pussiiie Juice to cook?!

3. That a woman who use to own a Buka ran mad and started telling mad stories?!

4. That she indeed use to use the aforemention 'spice' to cook her food? If so, how did the person know?! Did the person catch her washing her Kpekus and pouring it into a pot of edikaikong or Did the person catch her washing a corpse and pouring the water into a pot of Jollof rice or did the Person catch her in a native doctors house with the above prescription?!

WHAT EXACTLY DID YOUR FRIEND CONFIRM TO YOU?!

She said the woman that ran mad said all that with her mouth.

Was he trying to make a call before he finally gave up?

What a wasted life!! I feel for your parents.

The plane won buy fuel

I thought the op said beaten to death?

Milk industry and vita foam

This news is true o, just called a friend to comfirm it and she said yeappp

Vanneni: Where are you people getting these things from

Im saying it out of experience. Anytime i sleep unclad, strange dreams of a man trying to sleep with me. So i had to stop it.

Sky Rider: What would it take a demon to unclad even a woman that is wide awake? this ur post sef!

for me o, anytime i sleep unclad i normally have strange dreams

RedBenson: That curve 3 yansh make sense die o. Even at this mad stage, i fit stil fucck am, I no send.

You never hear say madness can be transfer thru .....?

Its not good for single ladies to sleep unclad, evil spirit can come and make love with her.

Teenagers and clubing. I feel for their parents.

Nosyke: Yaaaaayyyyyyyy, my post is on front page, after 4 years of joining Nairaland?

On behalf of my family, I wish to express my profound gratitude to our oga at the Top (Seun), super Mods, my fellow nigerians and nairalanders. Also to Atiku wthout whose extravangance there won't be such news to report

#off to church to give thankgiving#, am sooo happy# Bar man please give everybody here one bottle of odeku and nkwobi on my head.

Mods, Please don't ban me ooo, na happiness dey worry me


#dancing atilogwu and ohafia war dance#

You better give testimony for church o

Good for them. After everything, she will be locked in the house, with windows having high fence behind them. Nonsense

Not again. God see them through.

tunlex01: are u saying u have been applying to fupre without being shortlisted?

Yeap, i applied sometimes ago maybe three yrs ago. I hav learnt to leave federal work for federal people as in Minister's children and thir likes.

Will read it later. Lasu school fee is too much, tell Fashola to reduce it.

[quote author=T.S]LOL...To everybody, his father's farm is the biggest. People dey talk, you mention DELSU sef. Hilarious[/quote]Yes, i mentioned DELSU not because its the best but because the lecturers there are saddist.

ITbomb: It is always nice to have
Two bank accounts
Two sim cards
Two cars
Two jobs
and
One wife and another girlfriend

While not two wives?

kponke denge: U don't nid 2 lecture me on ur jagorns I gradautted wit a first class. So kip ur inteligence I already hav it in excess.

Na all first class be first class?
I agree with the bolded and you typed all dat big English?

Kpac: This is just one of the most innovative piece we all need to read to remind us of how important and rewarding good character and values is.
An explicit role model to our kids and to the future of our country.
I raise my cap for you in respect,Omobola,for the road to your achievements was a tough one.Congratulations and want to see more of you in the nearest future.

96 views and not one response ? Where are they ? Those corrupted, over zealous, unserious, bad example, rotten life carriers and no morale members of Niaraland ?

Am I suprised, you all are missing on this kinds of topic ? You obviously don't know what to say for your stupidity would be too exposed if you made comments.

If this was an immoral topic like "My brothers fiancee is in love with me" or "Son sleeps with mother for 5 years" or "Dad impregnates his 5 daughters" or "My neighbours 16yr daughter is seducing me" or "My boss wife invites me to an Hotel" and all its likes....you would have all been present here and the pages of this toic would have been running up in high speed, so much of those "Big smile" icons would have flooded the topic and the wrong and corrupt flow of adrenalin in your body would have been obvious. You would have been so happy with the immorality and shower undivided number of praises of the performer of the immoral act.

Must everybody comment? Not until she gets that grade from DELSU, Abraka before i will say thumbs up

REALITY101: Oh pleaseeee.. God gives and taketh

My condolence to her

But is it His wish for us to die young?

dadd2: Not taking away anything from the boy, i think frank helped him out once on a maths question and he failed a question that was adjudged to be correct when he was asked the location of mexico he said it was in south America instead of North America though he used a lifeline to answer that question. Honestly, I'm not a kill joy but just want the programme organizer to take note of that error. Infact, i watched the programme with my two sons aged 8 and 10 years old respectively, they thought i goofed when i told them that Mexico is in North America. I had to get them a ball world map before i could convince them that Mexico is actually in North America.

I tot as much. Let me browse it out.

If not for Frank, he would have failed one simple question like that.
But he tries sha. But dont think he is a genius.

collynzo2: The South African fabricator in our workshop sliced his finger off with an angle grinder today.
I immediately ran to where the first aid box is kept and hid it.

thats wicked

uchebest2006: Wow!!!! Finally i downloaded it on my nokia asha dual sim.Tanks!

When you on facebook, and somebody sends you a msg whatsapp, does it alert you?