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Education › Re: Reps Summon JAMB Registrar Over Mass Failure by rezzy: 9:14am On May 10, 2013
Students no longer read, they depend wholly on runs/expo. So if there is mass failure, i will blame the student not Jamb.
Imagine students shading any type they like, provided it was d one given to them.
Phones › Re: Nokia Asha 501: First Phone On Nokia Asha OS by rezzy: 8:42am On May 10, 2013
Kizyte: I used to be a Nokia fan, but thank God for saving me from Nokia bondage.

TECNO FOR LIFE!
Is this a testimony? Oya na, Praise thy Lord. Halleluyah
Romance › Re: Can You Stop Loving Your Partner? by rezzy: 11:27pm On May 09, 2013
Yes, when he stops loving me.
Celebrities › Re: Vast Of Bracket Diagnosed With Lymphoma (Cancer Of The Blood) by rezzy: 11:25pm On May 09, 2013
Mudley313: abeg leave ur god out of this. if ur imaginary god will cure him why did he allow him to have the cancer in the 1st place? he's lucky he has the means to seek treatment with specialist abroad who are the ones that will try and "treat" his ailment, not ur god...

get well soon bro
Was he talking to you before? Jealousy....... Olofofo
Phones › Re: Nokia Asha 501: First Phone On Nokia Asha OS by rezzy: 9:09pm On May 09, 2013
ichidodo: As for me and my household, we shall always abide by TECNO
So be it. Amen and amen
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalands New Rules And Regulations, Your Take? by rezzy: 11:34am On May 08, 2013
sheyie2007: 19. Don't create a new account when
banned for breaking a rule. If you do,
make sure we don't find out.
21. Always post in proper English. The
use of correct spelling, grammar and
punctuation is compulsory
So, what do you think? grin
Then, you guys should stop banning people.
For those of us wen no go school nko, so make we no post again?
Christianity Etc › Re: Giving Your Wedding Night To God As A First Fruit Of Marriage? - No Intimacy by rezzy: 10:17am On May 08, 2013
j4jj: What would couples doing during courtship I guess one out of many wld be praying abt the first fruit thing so there wld be no essence!!! Though I actualy like d fact dat u added not mandatory to ur thread!!! I'd rather prefer to do what a xtain friend of mine informed me abt that before a couple plans to hv s*x wt eachother since its d first time they are seeing eachother's nudi-ty they shld both go on their kneels in nak*dness, hold hands, & pray to God and ask whatever they want from God.I tell u dat my friend is still enjoying his marriage with lovely kids. a suggestion anyway
As i read the bolded, i became shy. God! Cant do that. Do you think it is easy to go stark nak*d before a man for d first?
Christianity Etc › Re: Giving Your Wedding Night To God As A First Fruit Of Marriage? - No Intimacy by rezzy: 9:55am On May 08, 2013
scobaba: Rezzy has a 'daddy'.
which one is daddy again? I have daddy, yes, as in papa.
Family › Re: 3 Missing Women Found Alive After 10 Years by rezzy: 9:40am On May 08, 2013
muscar: Oh my God, what do you have for brains? Do you even know how appalling those frivolous words are? If I say you are a simpleton,please take that as a compliment.

Please with due respect, anyone who doesn't bear a deep intuitive understanding to discern the inward nature of this situation should kindly take several back seats.

How dismissively ignorant some of you can be! How could you even think 3 teenagers would run away from their famiilies and actually enjoy being molested/ill-treated by an abductor.

Let me give your vacuumed black head something to visualize. Three teenagers in a cold hardware room. The only window is ceiling-high and covered with thick nylon bags. Probably,there is even a surveillance camera in the room to which these inhumane abductors watch in turns. They push in tiny bits of food to them through a small space in a door most likely made of steel.

Dear Michael skullfield,how do you plan on breaking out?
I dont have time for long talk. Mtchewwwwww.
Family › Re: 3 Missing Women Found Alive After 10 Years by rezzy: 9:36am On May 08, 2013
[quote author=kross_01]and i still wonder why randsom hve to b paid for kidnap victims in nigeria here, cnt u go teach them how to escape mr smart man? It will do u more good if you can google FRITZL case in 2008 Austria where a man was discovered to hve for 24yrs locked his daughter in the basement while continously havng incestous relationship wit her resulting in 7kids.[/quote]Ok sir/ma, i will google it.
Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by rezzy: 5:04pm On May 07, 2013
REALITY101: Ma'am this ish is for young single folks...no offense
am i old? Im in my late 20's.
Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by rezzy: 3:49pm On May 07, 2013
invectives: @ drnairalov,ur babe abi?my wife fine pass ur babe.love don scatter ur oblongata when u nefa pay bride price.
Your wife is fine. Na close up una dey use?
Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by rezzy: 3:49pm On May 07, 2013
invectives: @ drnairalov,ur babe abi?my wife fine pass ur babe.love don scatter ur oblongata when u nefa pay bride price.
Your wife is fine. Na close up una dey use
Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by rezzy: 3:46pm On May 07, 2013
I hear you. She is fine but not as i was expecting. Im finer than her, check my profile. Thanks.


Atleast i use nose fine pass her.
Family › Re: 3 Missing Women Found Alive After 10 Years by rezzy: 3:42pm On May 07, 2013
Were they kept in a house in the same state/country? Those girls are not smart. I think they were enjoying themselves all along in the company of those men.
Because if i were to be in their shoes, after staying for 1 year, i will look for a way to run.

But come to think of it, if the compound is fully armed with bodyguards day and night nko?
Car Talk › Re: Death-Traps Along Abuja Airport Road (photos) by rezzy: 3:28pm On May 07, 2013
[quote author=touch_me_hard]If they construct a pedestrian bridge there, will you use it? Somebody is here observing that people stubbornly refuse to use available pedestrian bridges, and here you are asking for more. undecided[/quote]With wat i saw that day, i will gladly use it. If i won die, abeg, no be motor go kill me.
Family › Re: Kneeling Down To Greet Mother-in-law: Oddity Or Obeisance? by rezzy: 3:24pm On May 07, 2013
cold: Like seriously?So greeting the son's mother has to be excruciatingly tortuous? If it's really necessary for the lady to kneel down,fine but she doesn't have to remain there until told to get up & besides,like someone alluded to earlier.A sensible MIL wouldn't put her DIL through such painful stunts all the time in the guise of 'respect for elders'.
According to a yoruba friend, she said after you have fully entered into the family, you dont need to knee with your two legs again. Even when you come for visiting, its only the first day you can kneel down, the remaining days u just bent a bit to greet.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Couple Failed DNA Test For Twins At Embassy by rezzy: 3:13pm On May 07, 2013
The couple should better open up. Those kids were bought.
Celebrities › Re: Zara Gretti Is Getting Better; Can Speak And Walk A Little by rezzy: 3:02pm On May 07, 2013
Ogundale: Gwyouh 1st to comment.?
No dear, too late

[quote author=money-hungry ]will she accept mtn #100 card?
that's all i got.[/quote]cha cha is better than cha nut, abeg send her.
Family › Re: Kneeling Down To Greet Mother-in-law: Oddity Or Obeisance? by rezzy: 2:52pm On May 07, 2013
Yield: What if you're meeting a boyfriend's parents for the first time?
Do you kneel down to greet them and must your knees touch the floor?
If they are yoruba, it is very very compulsory. Infact to make it better, put on a traditional wear like ankara.
The first day i was introduced, i knelt with my two knees, immediately, she started praying for me and then helped me to rise on my feet.
Family › Re: Kneeling Down To Greet Mother-in-law: Oddity Or Obeisance? by rezzy: 2:42pm On May 07, 2013
coldgate: But she did not ask me to rise! That is the confusing part.
Then remain there till she ask you.
Just joking.......
For me, i kneel on one knee to greet her and stand up almost immediately, she should know im just adjusting to their culture.
Car Talk › Re: Death-Traps Along Abuja Airport Road (photos) by rezzy: 2:33pm On May 07, 2013
I rememberd crossing one express road like that on saturday. I dont know the name of the road but i know i came out from Magodo GRA phase II gate and cross over to Ikeja (Alausa). The road is deadly, it surely needs a pedestrain bridge.
Nairaland General › Re: Interesting Facts About A New Born Baby by rezzy: 7:53am On May 06, 2013
Kayusfity: Yea
I tried it , it didnt work
Celebrities › Re: Desmond Elliot And His Lovely Family (Picture) by rezzy: 11:02pm On May 05, 2013
Emylexray: Chai. . .money good o! See as the children fresh. E no be like my compound pikins wer dey wear tear tear knicker dey go school grin e no go better for poverty!
For you to have children that wear tear tear and patch patch knicker in your compound, it shows you sef dey manage life too. E no go really better for poverty.
Family › Re: Baby Found Under A Bus In Lagos (Pictures) by rezzy: 8:06pm On May 05, 2013
ItsModella: That is a possibility. Have you not seen where people's babies get taken away from them? It may or may not have been the mother who dropped the child there.
99% possibilities will show the mother dropped d baby there, while 1% to another person.
Family › Re: Baby Found Under A Bus In Lagos (Pictures) by rezzy: 6:34pm On May 05, 2013
What a wicked world. If she cant take care of this baby, she should have given it out to those that need it.
After dumping this child to die. God will still give her another one. What a merciful God!
Romance › Re: What Couples' Sleeping Positions Reveal About Relationships (PICTURES) by rezzy: 6:28pm On May 05, 2013
I will advice my husband-to-be to get a king size bed, if not, he will keep seeing himself on the floor because i sleep as if i want to fight taekwondo.
Politics › Re: Why We Seized Turai’s Land - Minister by rezzy: 12:46pm On May 04, 2013
Land don finish for FCT ni?
Food › Re: What Other Name Do You Call Garri by rezzy: 12:27pm On May 04, 2013
Garri and epa
Islam › Re: How Muslims Can Teach Non-Muslims About Islam by rezzy: 9:27pm On May 03, 2013
Enangson: Who cares, just passing to the Jamb result thread and i mistakenly click on this thread.
Hope you passed your jamb o?
Phones › Re: What You Need To Know About Mobile Number-Portability by rezzy: 3:20am On May 03, 2013
skymaxnig: Bros i dey suspect you!
Abeg no suspect me, na because of bonus i dey buy sim pack

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