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If you are living in Lagos shine your eyes as different uniform men and women will be out there to make money from your head. In this recession NA only God know how man go survive

This is the kind of news that Seun will love. Imagine the last line
NB:This story is not Trezzy Helm's eyewitness account but information shared by online users.

The news is unconfirmed but mod push it to fp
Nairaland mods ehn?

Nigerian police, this is not a bullet wound but a shrapnel. It could be as a result of shattered vehicle glass pieces.
Take note.
I don't even know if the police still have investigation department because last week they were asking the member of the public to tell them the location where a jungle justice was carried out, even with so much information on social media?

wowmenow:
As far there is still agbero in Lagos ambode is a failure

I don't know you but your word shows that you might have been lobotomised

Kokan ayé men

46 soldiers?

Acermoon:
Wat does it mean?

It's the name of an animal.
It can be use to describe a brave or stubborn person.
For example you can call someone who love to make trouble Ìjàkùmọ̀

lexiconkabir:
So two egbas cant fight each other? If one is speaking the other wont? How true is that?

They actually do have disagreements however, because of the way the dialet is spoken whenever one is making sense others will be saying "bawa" (that's true or you right) a kind of the pidgin word naso. Do you get?
I am Egba and I'm proud to be

Egba méjì kìí jarawon niyan, bikan panparo ìkejì a má gbé, a máa wípé bàa wá

Op where is Oranmiyan? Your list is incomplete

Jackal

The full Yorùbá name is Ìjàkùmọ̀

crazymommy:
it is "taught" not "thought"...olodo

A Slam dunk. Wetin did get do you na?

rawpadgin:
my pre-wedding pictures coming soon

Which one be coming soon? You wan join olamide sing who you epp?

But a soldier kill that footballer in Bayelsa
Nigerian Army una try

Funnicator:
How will this provide jobs for the unemployed villagers of Ife?
How will it improve their standard of living and provide affordable and standard education?


Infact, who statue epp?

In basic 7, pupils are taught trade and aids to trade, I don't think you attended school at all for you to ask this kind of question. Of you actually attended school and still you are unable to find answer to your childish question then there are two options things involved.
You are either driven by hatred or you are technically deprived of reasoning

humilitypays:
After seeing the people that got selected for this N-power programme and those that weren't selected, I came to the conclusion that Nigeria is going nowhere!

Majority of the people selected for this N-Power stuff are working class Nigerians.

Most of the youths that deserve this were not selected, which makes me to ask: what criteria did they use to select the successful applicants?

I thought they said they would use BVN to check applicants' bank accounts to know the inflow of cash into their account?

The organizers just ended up selecting rich Nigerians and abandoning the poor youths that needed this programme to earn a living, too bad.
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Why didn't they liaise with Nigerian Pension managers, and also use BVN to screen applicants to know their true employment status before making final selection

In fact, everything about Buhari's government has been a total hoax and Osinbajo failed in this programme!

How Did They Fail in This Programme?

1. There was no enough awareness to get most Nigerian unemployed youths aware before the application was closed!

So mostly gainfully employed people with constant access to the internet knew about it and applied!

Mistake number 1!

2. Majority of the successful applicants are working and earning good income self, kai, Naija! Lol

‎FG should better stop this nonsense free money they want to share to people that don't need it and start afresh and ensure they screen applicants well by working with Pension managers and using BVN to make sure all successful applicants are truly unemployed and needy!

This is what happens when you are terrible looser.
Some people cannot just stomach their ineptitude. You tried but failed this time does not mean the world is going to end. You claim that the application was closed before people got awareness Chai see how you shot yourself at the foot. Application that was extended till September? It was slated for August however it was extended till September.
Mr wailer try harder next time

Op you call this a lunch, sorry what I see is suicide

Congrats to the ex-corper.
However what did Mr. Governor mean? Should we all begin to ride bicycle from our PPA's to our state of origin to get work or what?
Nonsense

uma11:
Please I have a problem while I was trying to login. Username/password invalid. How do I go about it? Help me pls.

Use your phone number and surname/middle name or third name. If the problem still persists then try to reset the password or call any of the numbers on the website for assistance

dainformant:
no cucumber should be exported from Calabar this period. it's risky

justmenoni:
Are you not even surprised that the names are more of the muslim religion?

Churvinists everywhere. Must you add religion to this?

In case you don't know you can check the names on npower website
https://portal.npower.gov.ng/apply/states/abia.php

Tell me how many Muslim names you can find here

bahlow87:
Also in alimosho local govt.... please let all be at peace about this programme
..the choice depend on you, if u are been offered to take up the voluntary programme. If I have a better offer why do this? But as it stands this 30k is better than 20k from secondary school around my house.

Don't mind those e-warriors that are ranting. Some of them are still eating mama thank you that's why they won't appreciate any effort from the government. I was a victim of private school proprietors inhuman treatment. Imagine me teaching financial accounting, commerce, office practice, store management, social studies, business studies and security education? They almost kill me in that useless school I was managing till my body system said no. Some of these e-warriors are equally applicants however because they were not selected they feel the only way to console themselves is to mouthlash the program. Nobody is forcing you to do this if you are not satisfied go to your father's farmland and work there. Abi na by force?

austinbrown:
My name dey there o I just dey wait make them give me the laptop make I begin use am do Yahoo Yahoo nonesence country

Haba?

Anas09:
No Seun, no covering up of anything here. We are ready to help u expose thiefing pastors.

Now, ask Otem to agree to the terms i suggest. You know exactly what am talking about. It has been done here before. Go ahead to tell him.

Seun:
It looks to me like you're trying to cover up the secret.

See seun that is accusing one person of covering the truth please ogami Seun why did you hide the thread that asked a question about you being a Muslim or not? Instead of answering that question you remove that thread. We are no fools here just tell us in plain language if this forum is meant to troll Christians while you hide as an atheist. I know you might decide to ban me for stating this however I care less all I'm after I the truth.

frank317:
Long meaningless episode.

U claim u have a talking blue dog. I say your claim is false as long as u cannot provide it. U ask me to prove that u don't have a blue talking dog. Do u think u deserve a reply?

What kind of proof of God's nonexistent do u want order than the fact that we can't see, feel or hear him?

When I think something is nonexistent, the only way, I repeat, the only way I can prove this is critically analyse your suggestions and if it's not reasonable I go ahead to reject ur claim.
If you are looking for a proof of the nonexistent of ur claim... Then u are already on a long thing

Ilogical
The fact that your TV is switched off does not mean that the TV station is not transmitting do you get? Tune yourself to what religious people offers and see if you won't feel, hear and see God as real as it is. Your problem is just that you are too pompous to admit that someone has a knowledge of what you don't know. That you've not met Bill Gates before means he does not exist? You can feel his work but you are refusing to admit him. Please empty yourself of all you think you know and do a comprehensive research on the existence of God. Forget about those useless logic you think you have imbibed. I'm quite sure that you have not seen Mars before but you believe it exists, have you seen Venus before? But the religious people said there's a God and you think it is a blind faith? E have different archaeological evidences and eye witnesses accounts for the prophets of old on the bible, we have various landmarks and events that points to the personality of Jesus yet you don't want to believe? It simply means that your unbelief is not as a result of lack of evidence but it is due to your stubborness

Jokerman:
Government should make dem sign a bond, so dat dey can stay there for 2 years... make dem no disturb us wet still dey find work yet.... at least job market go dey less saturated if 200k Fed govt workers sign bond....

Because you are the only Nigerian in Nigeria?

Sibrah:
So because pple r doing N18k job N30k is cool. Do u understand what it is to be "Gainfully Employed"?

This is not an employment it is just a social intervention, it is aimed at cushioning the effects of joblessness as well as giving the unemployed graduates a job experience. At least appreciate this government for once. The past administration brought SUREP that was not even sure, for how much? 10k. You see nothing wrong in that but 30k is wrong because it is Buhari? May hate not kill you. When you want to criticise please do it logically.

jonbellion:
lol they made thier God
Omininpotemt
Omnipresent
Omimiscient
Ominibenevolent
Sooo lemme get this straight
They have an all powerful god that is all knowing and is everywhere all at once and he is extremely kind and has a personal relationship with them and answers thier prayers like a genie at their beck and call
Woooow
RIP Logic
Christianity: Murders logic in cold blood

Are you an atheist? If you are then let me help you a bit with this write up by Matt Slick.

Atheism is, essentially, a negative position. It is not believing in a god or actively believing there is no God or choosing to not exercise any belief or non-belief concerning God, etc. Whichever flavor is given to atheism, it is a negative position.

In discussions with atheists, I don't hear any evidence for the validity of atheism. There are no "proofs" that God does not exist in atheist circles; at least, none that I have heard--especially since you can't prove a negative regarding the existence of God. Of course, that isn't to say that atheists haven't attempted to offer some proofs that God does not exist. But their attempted proofs are invariably insufficient. After all, how do you prove there is no God in the universe? How do you prove that in all places and all times there is no God? You can't. Besides, if there was proof of God's non-existence, then atheists would be continually using it. But we don't hear of any such commonly held proof supporting atheism or denying the existence of God. The atheist position is very difficult, if not impossible, to prove since it is an attempt to prove a negative. Therefore, since there are no proofs for atheism's truth and there are no proofs that there is no God, the atheist must hold his position by faith.

Faith, however, is not something atheists like to claim as the basis of adhering to atheism. Therefore, atheists must go on the attack and negate any evidences presented for God's existence in order to give intellectual credence to their position. If they can create an evidential vacuum in which no theistic argument can survive, their position can be seen as more intellectually viable. It is in the negation of theistic proofs and evidences that atheism brings its self-justification to self-proclaimed life.

There is, however, only one way that atheism is intellectually defensible, and that is in the abstract realm of simple possibility. In other words, the atheist would have to propose that it may be possible that there is no God.1 But stating that something is possible doesn't mean that it is a reality, or that it is wise to adopt the position. If I said it is possible that there is an ice cream factory on Jupiter, does that make it intellectually defensible or a position worth adopting merely because it is a possibility? Not at all. Simply claiming a possibility based on nothing more than it being a possible option, no matter how remote, is not sufficient grounds for atheists to claim viability in their atheism. They must come up with more than "It is possible," or "There is no evidence for God;" otherwise, there really must be an ice cream factory on Jupiter, and the atheist should step up on the band wagon and start defending the position that Jupiterian ice cream exists.

https://carm.org/is-atheism-viable

drss2:
was there any man in history of nigeria dat was so desperate to become president like buari

Both of them are the same, why do they want the power? Now you've seen all Buhari can offer, should we escape the frying pan of Buhari and end up in Atiku's fire? Answer that question