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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by rhozaay(m): 12:24pm On Oct 08, 2022
Is there a whatsapp group for we the new set?



PastorFire:


Brother, wait for the deployment letter. Please, don't snap the deployment page and upload as suggested by some people. E go come.

Hopefully, we are scheduled for October stipend since dem say, we don resume officially. Stay busy while you wait.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Breaking News by rhozaay(m): 8:19pm On Oct 07, 2022
Yes.. I used my computer
.still blank..they suggested we wait on their Instagram page


Funmilehot:
same with my sister's. Thou checking it with phone. Have u tried it with computer in a business center?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Batch C 2020 - How To Apply. by rhozaay(m): 9:39pm On Oct 06, 2022
Anyone still having a blank deployment letter?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Breaking News by rhozaay(m): 9:36pm On Oct 06, 2022
Till now mine is showing blank.. I was to resume by Tuesday.. But the deployment letter is blank.. Help o
Romance / Re: This Lockdown Period, Let's Try And Enjoy This Covid-19 Story by rhozaay(m): 10:29am On Apr 13, 2020
QUARANTINE DIARIES!!!

*√√ Season 4*

Dad calls Mina.

Dad: Hi Mina it's Bill, hope u good?

Mina: I'm fine, your self?

Dad: I'm doing well. Sorry for what happened yesterday anyway. Hope u didn't show any sign of it when u got home?

Mina: I gave u my words. I didn't. But he was mad at me for taking the boy out without his notice. But I apologized and cautioned the boy not tell him about what happened. From now I'm gonna keep an eye on his movements.

Dad: Alright. I have your husband's Voter's � card with me. How can u trick him to look for it?

Mina: Really? What's the name on it?

Dad: Louis Adepa. Is that his name?

Mina: of course!!

Wife walks in as Dad makes the call.

Wife : honey, can we have a word?

Dad: Pls let me finish this call.

Wife: Alright

Mina: That's my rival I guess. Hmmm

Dad: Well, she was the one. So as I was saying, what can u do to make your husband look for his � card?

Mina: I really don't know but I'll be glad if u can send me your wife's picture on whatsapp. I wanna see if I know the face.

Dad: Well, I'll do so. I'll get back to u shortly OK. Bye.

Dad calls wife.

Wife: Who was on the phone?

Dad: A friend I met on my way to the mall.

Wife: A friend, So u ignored me because u were speaking to a friend? When did u start this honey.

Dad: I'm sorry dear, I didn't know u needed me so urgent. I'm here for u. Let's talk.

Wife: OK, I'm cool. I wanna go visit my mum and dad in the village and educate them a little on the pandemic and as well give them some foodstuffs. I think I'll get some farm produce from my dad's garden so we preserve as well.

Dad: That's not a bad idea. When do u intend going?

Wife: My junior brother the soldier said he will bring me a permit to show to the security personnel on my way, so if he brings it today I'll leave the day after tomorrow.

Dad: Well, u can go if he brings it. Are u going with Tilly?

Wife: Of course granny misses her.

Dad: For that I won't allow. I think u should go and come since u will return the following day. Just prepare something and keep in the fridge for us, we will stay behind so u go and come.
Just tell ur mum I didn't allow her to come with u because of the of the pandemic.

Wife: OK, if u say so.

Dad goes through his phone and sends a pic of his wife to Mina.

Mina: Thanks Bill. I don't think I've met this face before.

Dad: OK.

Mina: Anyway my husband told me yesterday that he will be visiting his parents. He said his dad needs him urgently and he wants to take the boy along. But I refused. He hasn't said anything about that yet. But he said he will leave tomorrow.

Dad: Really, how is he gonna drive through town?

Mina: well, he said he has sorted that already.

Dad: wow. My wife equally said same story but she said she will leave a day after tomorrow.

Mina: For real, where does he parents reside?

Dad: Prampram

Mina: Huh�, my husband's parents are in New Ningo, not far from Prampram.

Dad: Really?!

Mina: Yes.

Dad : well I have plan.

Mina: Tell me!

Dad: U give me ur husband's car registration number, I have a police friend I'd employ to track him for me.
Which guest house do u think is conducive that he may book?

Mina: GT 501-17 A. He drives a charcoal black ford escape. He only has one guest house he goes, it's called Micah's Villa at the outskirts of New Ningo on the Prampram road.

Dad : OK. I'll give u updates just in case OK. Chat u another time. I still have ur word. Don't show signs of anything kk.

Mina: Kk Bill. Thanks

*Season 5*...
Romance / Re: This Lockdown Period, Let's Try And Enjoy This Covid-19 Story by rhozaay(m): 10:29am On Apr 13, 2020
QUARANTINE DIARIES!!!

*√√ Season 3*

Dad calls a friend at work and tells him about what is going on in his house, making the lockdown a hell for him.

Later in the day

Dad: Babe, about Tilly, I'll be going to get some foodstuffs for the remaining days of our stay at home so I'll take her along to the mall kk.

Wife: okay babe, u should be cautious about the security personnel.

Dad: Okay baby.

At the mall Tilly saw a young boy of her age and they run to each other.

Dad: Tilly! Don't touch him!

Tilly: I know him dad.

Dad: where do u know him from, your class mate?

Tilly: No dad, he has been coming with the uncle to the house sometimes when u go to work so we have been playing together.

Dad: Hello madam, is that ur son?

Woman: Yes pls, how come ur daughter knows him??

Dad: I think u should ask your son.

Woman: Mike, where do u know the girl.

Mike: Dad said I shouldn't say it.

Woman: Dad said u shouldn't say what? Tell me dear I'll buy you ice cream and anything you want at the mall today.

Dad: Yes, I'll buy you a nice parcel if u tell mum what dad said you shouldn't say OK. ( Dad orders a container of ice cream for the kids)

Woman: Now tell me Mike, what did dad say you shouldn't say.

Mike: Mum, promise me u won't tell daddy about it.

Woman: I promise u dear. Dad will never hear this.

Mike: When dad takes me that we should go to the mall, we go to Tilly's house to visit her mother before we come home.

Woman: Is that all?

Mike: And he said if I don't tell u he will always buy me chocolate when I am going to school. And he promised to buy me a bicycle. That's why he bought me the bicycle we brought the other day.

Woman: Do u know Tilly's mother's name?

Mike: No mum.

Woman : (Angrily asks) Mr. is that ur wife my son is talking about??!!

Dad: Hmmm, madam, calm down OK. We are not at a conducive place to have this conversation, if u don't mind let's exchange contacts and talk about this proper since we can't meet anywhere because of the lock down OK. Pls calm down. I understand how u feel, I'm going through same thing.

Woman: This is why my husband has taken his attention off me all this while and he refused me having any kind of conversation with my own son. We had to leave the house without his notice while he was asleep to come to the mall.

Dad: don't worry let's exchange contacts and deal with this I'm a more appropriate manner madam.
(Dad and Woman exchange contacts)
One more thing, promise me you won't ask your husband anything about it till we get to the bottom of it.

Woman: sighs.... U have my word. Anyway I don't know ur name ,sorry for my actions I was tempered, I'm Mina what about u. I'm Bill, says Dad....

Watch out for *Season 4*
Getting hot & interesting!!�
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Knows Anything About The Outsource Company Please???? by rhozaay(m): 12:31pm On Oct 23, 2019
Its Outsource global and they want call center agents that has American accent
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by rhozaay(m): 2:20pm On Sep 07, 2017
Deluxe8000:


The main lnb is the eutelsat 16A
From Dstv, what direction should I adjust my dish to get this fta
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by rhozaay(m): 5:32pm On Sep 04, 2017
Deluxe8000:


The main lnb is the eutelsat 16A
Thanks bro...God bless you
Satellite TV Technology / Re: 3 On 1 Lnb On 90cm by rhozaay(m): 5:11pm On Sep 02, 2017
Please Gurus in the house ..if anybody is using the Eutelsat 16A @ 16 degree East. FTA stations (mostly french stations) should kindly upload a picture of his dish so it will make my search easy...am in Lagos thanks
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by rhozaay(m): 5:05pm On Sep 02, 2017
Please Gurus in the house ..if anybody is using the Eutelsat 16A @ 16 degree East. FTA stations (mostly french stations) should kindly upload a picture of his dish so it will make my search easy...am in Lagos thanks
Satellite TV Technology / Re: FTA Live Football Matches Announcement Thread by rhozaay(m): 5:04pm On Sep 02, 2017
Please Gurus in the house ..if anybody is using the Eutelsat 16A @ 16 degree East. FTA stations (mostly french stations) should kindly upload a picture of his dish so it will make my search easy...am in Lagos thanks
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Newbie In Satellite Installation: Introduce Yourself Here With Your Problems by rhozaay(m): 4:59pm On Sep 02, 2017
Please Gurus in the house ..if anybody is using the Eutelsat 16A @ 16 degree East. FTA stations (mostly french stations) should kindly upload a picture of his dish so it will make my search easy...am in Lagos thanks
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Newbie In Satellite Installation: Introduce Yourself Here With Your Problems by rhozaay(m): 5:43pm On Aug 18, 2017
adubam:


Go from strong HD decorders. The number of stations you get depend on the satellite position and number of DISH/LNBs installed
So I can use twin lnb n get more channels? Is the twin lnb advisable?
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Newbie In Satellite Installation: Introduce Yourself Here With Your Problems by rhozaay(m): 2:49pm On Aug 15, 2017
Hi ,
I Wanna know which decoder to buy and how many stations I can get with it
Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by rhozaay(m): 12:12pm On Aug 15, 2017
Pls gurus in the house... I need advise on the best FTA to acquire...

1. What decoder
2. Size of dish
3. Frequency of the FTA..
Thanks

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Investment / Re: How Moniboxoffice+com Changed My Lfe by rhozaay(m): 9:41am On Mar 04, 2017
Thsnks gee

Swagahyk:
everyone's testimony must not be the same. the fact that you registered on a platform but didn't get what you anticipated for doesn't mean the site is a scam to me that got beyond my expectation from the same platform. moniboxoffice payed me well this week, (50k package) .
Investment / Re: How Moniboxoffice+com Changed My Lfe by rhozaay(m): 4:35am On Mar 04, 2017
Sorry bro.... But I said I did 50k package not 20k .. The 20k takes time but it surely pays... But 50k is 24hours...
Investment / How Moniboxoffice+com Changed My Lfe by rhozaay(m): 7:07pm On Mar 03, 2017
Ponzi has really ruined a lot of people (me especially) but currently , a lot of advertisement and advocating about the new N50,000 and N100000 plan paying on monibox 3 days ago.. I decided to risk the last 50k in my account .. with last hope(do or be broke spirit) .. I invested my last card and was paired after 4hours of being confirmed..(it was newly launched then), I pledged again immediately with the 100k(you can pledge more than once in same account) I got paid 400k in another 5hours... till then ...I have really improved if you can calculate what 10 account will generate with 50k each.. grin grin grin
I indulged you to join..(although it takes 24hours to get paid now but its assured)
help your financial condition ..the country is hard I shared because I care.
pls testify when you get paid.
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by rhozaay(m): 11:04am On Jan 01, 2017
Pls who knows the name of the song that goes like " yee mo tin bo.... mo tin bo.. Yeeeeea motin bo.. Ambode..i heard it in a club last night
Romance / Re: Two Lovers Have Se X On The Street (photos) by rhozaay(m): 4:35pm On Nov 26, 2016
forget this fools.. lean how to make 50k within 7days... am a Corper and am doubling my alawee... email me... fredcaame@yahoo.com
Romance / Re: Why Are Most Girls Like This (photo)? by rhozaay(m): 4:20pm On Nov 26, 2016
that's their business... u wanna learn how to make 50k with 12500 in 1week?? email me asap on fredcaame@yahoo.com
Celebrities / Re: Davido Vows Never To Take A Break From Music Again, Unveils Artwork, Release Dat by rhozaay(m): 12:02am On Sep 30, 2016
I think its dry.... very ordinary... Vic o art work for hello make more sense
Romance / Re: What Do You Think Of This? by rhozaay(m): 6:01am On Aug 27, 2016
I agree... Every guy dey tie shoe lace this days...
Phones / Re: List Of Sweet Android Games Specially Handpicked For You #1 by rhozaay(m): 7:00pm On Jun 16, 2016
thanks op....wa gbayi
Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Looks Classy In This Pic As She Rocks A Designers Cap by rhozaay(m): 9:17pm On Jun 11, 2016
the child's picture on her cloth tho... not smiling...
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Flavour Carrying His 2 Daughters by rhozaay(m): 9:09pm On Jun 11, 2016
truly they are cute. is that dreads on the girls head? op...delete ur comment na

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