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Foreign Affairs / Re: Elderly Man Who Died Having Sex Remains Attached To Partner by rhymesteey(f): 9:37am On Feb 05, 2016
NiGeRianTr0ll:
Olodo Op and the idiott that wrote this thrash should be castrated...there's nothing like "Penis_ Captuvitus"...It's VAGINISMUS, a contraction of the female Vaginal muscles...more prominent in women that have tight pvssys but refuse to exercise properly or those that can't control their own pvsssys or clench the Divk too tight.

If you are wondering how I know this, my frat roomate last year had one last year...menh we were all sweating, a building of over 30 people and 0 science disciplines or doctors(Coalition of Olodos)

Had to rush the Nigga to the hospital...since then, if I see female athletes, no disrespect but I tend to swerve...If not for that Nasty thing the doctor told us, I would have fvcked every pvssy on my Track team...Phat asses angry
Good to know but can't you share your experience without been insultive
Family / Re: I Made A Horrible Mistake With My Lovely Wife by rhymesteey(f): 4:51pm On Jan 30, 2016
Honestly am one of the luckiest woman on earth... No matter how hard I nag or talk my husband will just be watching me like cinemas... grin At the end I just feel stupid
Celebrities / Re: Moet Abebe & BabyDaddy Kiss Underwater (photos) by rhymesteey(f): 1:45pm On Dec 24, 2015
Therefore....
Romance / Re: What Song Best Describes Your Love Situation? by rhymesteey(f): 10:04pm On Dec 03, 2015
Marvin Gaye and Tammy..... You are all I need....
Crime / Re: Alleged Rape - Sugabelly Should Shut Up Already by rhymesteey(f): 4:09pm On Nov 28, 2015
After God fear 9ja girls....

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Romance / Re: Email Exchange Between Sugabelly And Mustapha Audu by rhymesteey(f): 7:27pm On Nov 27, 2015
Am confused I don't even know what to believe now...

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Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola’s Wife, Ruth Delivers 4th Baby Boy by rhymesteey(f): 6:49pm On Nov 24, 2015
congrats
Celebrities / Re: Photos From DJ Cuppy's Birthday Party by rhymesteey(f): 11:31pm On Nov 13, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Op is obviously misinformed or just ignorant. That Otedola's "small phone" will conveniently buy hundred of your phones with enough change still remaining.

Those phones you are seeing cost over 2 million naira each. The name of the phone is called Vertu
Hahahaha maka why 2millions each kilode...
Celebrities / Re: Photos From DJ Cuppy's Birthday Party by rhymesteey(f): 11:31pm On Nov 13, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Op is obviously misinformed or just ignorant. That Otedola's "small phone" will conveniently buy hundred of your phones with enough change still remaining.

Those phones you are seeing cost over 2 million naira each. The name of the phone is called Vertu
Hahahaha maka why 2millions Anita each kilode...
Politics / Re: APC To PDP: We Can’t Give Portfolios To Thugs, Mistresses As You Did by rhymesteey(f): 7:20am On Nov 13, 2015
Bobbystanley:


As if your mother can match any of their achievement in life.
Your brain need to be reset... Why involving his/her mother.... Damn sure u don't have one..
Culture / Re: Meet The Contenders To The Ooni Stool; How The New Ooni Will Emerge by rhymesteey(f): 5:01pm On Aug 20, 2015
Who is this born throw away now...... U re so full of bitterness cho........ Ogene biko.......
themosthigh:
Who cares about what happens to these South West people and their silly compatriots with their corresponding uselessness.
Nothing gud can ever come from a yoruba man.

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Family / Re: Prophet Seeks Divorce From Fourth Wife by rhymesteey(f): 7:01pm On Aug 19, 2015
Hahahahahaahaha!
wellmax:
These so called prophet are just an embarrassment.
Many are called but few are chosen. I wonder who called this dude.
grin
wellmax:
These so called prophet are just an embarrassment.
Many are called but few are chosen. I wonder who called this dude.
Romance / Re: Check Out These Prewedding Pictures by rhymesteey(f): 10:01pm On Aug 18, 2015
Yimu! The truth is always bitter.....
OLUJOSHINS:




beef all U want. she had her wedding proposal in Dubai while U are here looking for faults
grin
OLUJOSHINS:




beef all U want. she had her wedding proposal in Dubai while U are here looking for faults
Romance / Re: Check Out These Prewedding Pictures by rhymesteey(f): 12:21pm On Aug 18, 2015
Yeap but the babe is ugly...
allanphash7:
Very colourful







The guy is cute

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Politics / Re: I Fear President Buhari May Be Murdered – APC Chieftain by rhymesteey(f): 12:16pm On Aug 18, 2015
Wicked soul.....
BabyDaddy20:
That's what we want to see happen.
Travel / Re: Community Blocks Akure Highway Over Death Of Boy by rhymesteey(f): 2:01pm On Aug 17, 2015
What about Civil defence officers....
Immanueladebol:
U re talking abt soldiers,wat abt d police,are dy nt meant to restore law n order?
Family / Re: Woman Accuses Justice Olamide Oloyede Of Snatching Her Husband (Snapshots) by rhymesteey(f): 2:07pm On Aug 16, 2015
Nonsense at peak...

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Family / Re: How Third Parties Involvement Ruin My Parents Marriage by rhymesteey(f): 9:25pm On Aug 14, 2015
I tiya ooo... Kabba that i know doesnt bear oyiza... Firstly madam oyiza u need to be truthful to yourself and realise your mistakes cos all this lies u re sharing daris God ooooo
Joavid:
Offtopic. Oyizaoyiza, how come your dad is kabba and your mum is idoma but your name is Oyiza?

Oyiza is an ebira name.
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Takes A Shot At Skiibii For "Faking" His Death (photo) by rhymesteey(f): 6:40pm On Aug 14, 2015
Nonsense!!!
Crime / Re: Housewife Stabs Woman For Dating Her Husband by rhymesteey(f): 2:49pm On Aug 14, 2015
Lol at god of vengeance....
phayvoursky:
THAT WOMAN NA god OF VENGEANCE.
Food / Re: 22 Foods Nigerians Miss Most While Living Abroad by rhymesteey(f): 8:03pm On Aug 13, 2015
Yimu..
BabyDaddy20:

What is barbeque ?? If you know what is barbeque you will know this is a stupid question. Yajji is an ingredients used in making suya & it is sold here. With that you have you suya.
Local goat.

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Food / Re: 22 Foods Nigerians Miss Most While Living Abroad by rhymesteey(f): 7:47pm On Aug 13, 2015
Even aboki dey ur street dey roast suya abi mtcheewwww...
BabyDaddy20:
This is a false assumption.
We get everything here, we miss nothing.
I buy garri, pap, egusi, ogbono, red oi, stock fish here in America.
The only things we miss are fruits such as Mango, udala. All other fruits are here.
We miss breadfruit a lot ( UKWA), i can spend $ 1000,on it just to have it here.
Travel / Re: Dead Bodies From The Helicopter Crash In Lagos (Photos) by rhymesteey(f): 7:53pm On Aug 12, 2015
Rip
Romance / Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by rhymesteey(f): 5:09pm On Aug 12, 2015
Hahaha maka why 7TH guy hiann... She is a drukard choi...
Tallesty1:
So you have started following men to bar right?



Mama will hear this.



The op is a foolish woman and I pray the next guy rapes her until she's not able to walk.

She's busy eating guy's money and pretending she's' testing if they are rapists but one day will be her day of sorrow.

Who send her?

Instead of learning from her mom how to be a woman she's busy going from bar to bar, drinking like her father.

Like I said, the bush meat will catch the hunter one day.

Nah person wey go river water dey carry shey? It will be her turn one day.

The story won't always end the same and I pray it happens soon.

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Crime / Re: Man Abducts And Rapes Neighbour 14years Old Girl For 3 Days by rhymesteey(f): 3:30pm On Aug 11, 2015
There is more to this story thats not alll... 3days and u called it rape abeg give us the full gist at OP....
IYADARA:
Sehh d raped girl No shout ....abi he covered her mouth?


I suspect full consent undecided
Crime / Re: 3-year old, two others murdered over bitter leaf plant in Edo by rhymesteey(f): 1:44pm On Aug 11, 2015
Thanks!
ennysuccess:
Fish brain beta pass ur own castrated fool
Crime / Re: 3-year old, two others murdered over bitter leaf plant in Edo by rhymesteey(f): 11:24pm On Aug 10, 2015
I swear igbira re so wicked....
crystalzoe:
at the risk of sounding tribalistic, the igbira tribe is known for grave anger issues and malicious intent. so I'm not surprised!


* runs out of thread*

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh And Husband, Oladunni Churchill Step Out Together (photos) by rhymesteey(f): 11:16pm On Aug 10, 2015
Chaiiii... Daris God ooooo. Bad mouth hun
jhuzcoyle:
it's like he was forced to marry her
Religion / Re: Ooni Of Ife’s Spirit Knocked My Door In Nigeria On The Day He Died – Prophet by rhymesteey(f): 8:37pm On Aug 10, 2015
Hmmmm!
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Lady Allegedly Commits Suicide Because Husband Was Sleeping With Mum by rhymesteey(f): 8:35am On Aug 10, 2015
MUMU.......
sigiyaya:
Is the husband a YORUBA man?

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Celebrities / Re: Pregnant Tonto Dikeh-Churchill Marriage Introduction Ceremony (Photos) by rhymesteey(f): 8:28am On Aug 10, 2015
Aye ooooooo.....

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