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Celebrities › Re: Joseph Yobo Wife`s Old & New Look by rhymz(m): 9:37am On Sep 05, 2010
I still think she is pretty but mehn her new looks is kinda awful, too damn fair. Whatever cream she uses has em toning agents too damn much, she would ve to discontinue using it, she is on the threshold of being called bleached. I dont know but something abt this new looks strikes a resemblance with MJ's looks when he had that coca-cola ad accident. And then again, there is sth abt her face, I can't real put a fix to it but think her nose looks like it had been re-done. Seriously, gurl needs to slow down with all the make over stuff before she ages faster than her real age.
Celebrities › Re: Joseph Yobo Wife`s Old & New Look by rhymz(m): 4:49pm On Sep 04, 2010
She has noticeably toned her skin colour, she is looking very fair in a way that is not right, I hope she does not fall into the MJ trap. Also her face looks like she has had a lift, botox perhaps. There is sth abt her nose like she has re-done it or so. Honestly, her ol look is better than now, she is looking too damn artificial and kinda ol too.
Rap Battles › Re: Eldee Gets What He Deserves,u Ve Been Dissed By Rhymstein,(e Dey Pain U Fr Amaze by rhymz(m): 2:44pm On Sep 04, 2010
04kaa:
rhymz and goggles now both of u should just stop it, or i will ban both of u, this is eldee's diss by rhymstein not 2 of u
. . .guy no vex jare! Just that sometimes one has to put some of these kids that prowl the net and write shiit to sb, thinking everyone is their equal. Personally, I don't ve any beef with even Eldee, am sure homey knows this is all joke and shitts. . .but for this kid, google or whatever to take it as a personal cross to diss back whoever says anything abt Eldee is plain daft and that is why I want to let her know that just becoz she is a female it does not give her the monopoly of yelling curses on the net. . .for her mind she go diss me, I go just bone, say wetin happen na, she no even intelligent sef. . .scheeew. . I go stop if she learn to be civil as well. Eldee is not my enemy and honestly, besides the fact that he can be overbearing at times, I like he and the other guy, Sauron comments but that is not to say one can't go against his opinion. But if dumbos wants to take shiits serious and act like sb is dissing her grandpa, then I say lay it on.
Sorry jare my Oga. . Hehehehe
Rap Battles › Re: Eldee Gets What He Deserves,u Ve Been Dissed By Rhymstein,(e Dey Pain U Fr Amaze by rhymz(m): 2:06pm On Sep 04, 2010
It's not abt vocabulary my dear, it is about the idea and meaning of your construction. . .hehehe. . Sadly, I ve got better things to do than fill you in on the imperative of good grammatical construct. You come off like one of those Bimbos that do not know and do not know that they do not know. .result? Malady of the mind . Hahahaha. . .
Rap Battles › Re: Eldee Gets What He Deserves,u Ve Been Dissed By Rhymstein,(e Dey Pain U Fr Amaze by rhymz(m): 1:54pm On Sep 04, 2010
Hehehe. . .are you in doubt abt your education?. . .hahahaha. . Anyway, go and ask your sch for a refund, you hardly sound educated, not with those strings of jejune shitts you keep spewing. .lol. .
While I admire Ur fighting spirit, the fact is you are just petty and lack any serious depth. You are lucky the internet grants even numbskulls like you anonymity, face to face, you wont stand any chance with my younger sister in college, she will make minced meat outta you. But this is cyberspace, you are allowed to beat your chest and talk shiit, enjoy it while it last. Lol.
Rap Battles › Re: Eldee Gets What He Deserves,u Ve Been Dissed By Rhymstein,(e Dey Pain U Fr Amaze by rhymz(m): 1:34pm On Sep 04, 2010
Hahahaha. . . Bitch is talkin abt class. . .hahaha. . Yeah of course,class of whores, internet prøstitutes, whorish cyber prowlers. . .lol. . I gat give it to U though for pushing the frontiers of Ur trade, now we ve e-prostituting and such. . Lol. . .how market by the way?
Bitch, while I am not at Ur time cos I know this is all U do, I ve got work to do, don't expect me to lay in seige for a Arrow like U, I shall comment when I like, fool!
Rap Battles › Re: Eldee Gets What He Deserves,u Ve Been Dissed By Rhymstein,(e Dey Pain U Fr Amaze by rhymz(m): 1:01pm On Sep 04, 2010
Rhymstein:
Googles its enuff o n rhymz,jst chill,na female eldee be dis one o,she go reply til d thread reach 10pages
. . .as long as the !diot can diss like she has actually seen the four walls of a sch, am damn game! Even though am very busy here with work, I can still indulge(lol) a bit. Anyway, am free at d moment and I want to give the møron the luxury of my time, I know she likes attention. . .lol
Rap Battles › Re: Eldee Gets What He Deserves,u Ve Been Dissed By Rhymstein,(e Dey Pain U Fr Amaze by rhymz(m): 12:33pm On Sep 04, 2010
Look Fool, intelligence is a word you do not understand and you wont identify it even if I rammed it down your oesaphagus, so stop kidding yourself, that aspect is so not open to discussion, at least, not with a slowpoke like yourself. So quit blathering about it and keep groping in the dark for what to say next coz *am so crushing your empty thick skull* I intend to stuff it with shiit!
In front of a computer screen, everyone is a prof, even an ignoramus like Google or whatever her pseudonym is, can also feign to be an intellectual. . Lol. .
"bloody closet transvestite"  whatever has that got to do with anything or you just bandy words you hardly understand to gain effect? Typical of a scenescent Bimbo! Hmm. . . I just dey chill with you coz if I open my mouth diss you, you will leave cyberspace feeling ravaged-like U ve been rapèd by three crazy niggaz. Me I am not into these your nursery rhymes, U can use em on less intelligent morons like Urself. By the way B!ch, there is life outta d bandwidths of NL! Get busy, Swine!
Rap Battles › Re: Eldee Gets What He Deserves,u Ve Been Dissed By Rhymstein,(e Dey Pain U Fr Amaze by rhymz(m): 6:50pm On Sep 03, 2010
In one word, what you ve written is "Mumbo-jumbo" Seriously, if U wan yap me, be intelligent abt it. Which kind kiddy diss be dis incoherent hokum?
What a hot mess!
You ve got an I.Q of 2, pity it takes 3 to grunt.
Am bein soft on U bcoz u re a retard else, i would ve kicked Ur mouth into your ass so U can eat ur own shiitz, Bozo!
Rap Battles › Re: Eldee Gets What He Deserves,u Ve Been Dissed By Rhymstein,(e Dey Pain U Fr Amaze by rhymz(m): 2:05pm On Sep 03, 2010
It is a new low for female folks when you ve to wonder what is btw some gals' ears instead of what is btw their legs. Na person born dis genetic garbage wey call herself Google??. . . You are obviously dense than I had thought. . .don't even talk about brains my dear cos if you make any attempt to get more you would be a Mørøn. Just stick to dickryding on eldee's d*ck, gal has got to pay d bills, right?
Rap Battles › Re: Eldee Gets What He Deserves,u Ve Been Dissed By Rhymstein,(e Dey Pain U Fr Amaze by rhymz(m): 1:07pm On Sep 03, 2010
Google obviously, U ve run outta shittz to say! What da 4ck is unfiltered gutter water?? Dat's just lame, search some more you can do better than that!
Obviously, you brains ve not grown in accordance with your shoe size. Dont force me to make it rain U. Coz I will fck up your mood for fun!
Rap Battles › Re: Eldee Gets What He Deserves,u Ve Been Dissed By Rhymstein,(e Dey Pain U Fr Amaze by rhymz(m): 12:23pm On Sep 03, 2010
I see those words are turning you on. . .hahahaha. . . Since he wont defend himself, you just had to google up his defeatist acceptance speech . . . Hahahaha. . .you re google right? Do some more search, who knows, you might dig him up 4rm his grave. . .hahahaha. . . For the 1st time, that negro learnt how not to talk all the time. . Hehehehe. . .google you will be next in large if you keep searching for his shittz. . . Am so in the mood to puncture your soufflés. . .hehehe
Politics › Re: Nigeria Close To Population Disaster – British Council Raises Alarm by rhymz(m): 12:11pm On Sep 03, 2010
Sagamite:
There is a difference between earning N150 a day and living on N150 a day.

If you make N20k a month and have a wife and 4 kids to care for, that is living on N150 a day without factoring in tax in the first place.
. . . Story tory. . .begger wey dey beg with im kids too na im you dey reason say im go use im money give family wey follow am dey work. . .hahahaha. . .a dollar a day? na wetin dat one wan buy garri abi na pure water. . Scheew
Rap Battles › Re: Eldee Gets What He Deserves,u Ve Been Dissed By Rhymstein,(e Dey Pain U Fr Amaze by rhymz(m): 11:58am On Sep 03, 2010
Google
I see U are broken hearted cos Heldee has died a natural death(defeat) and given a decent burial by rhymzTEIN (LOL). . .you doc says you need an open heart surgery and he wants to go in through your mouth. . Hehehehe. . You re so going down
Politics › Re: CNN: Singer Nneka Tells World Of Love And Injustice In Nigeria by rhymz(m): 11:40am On Sep 03, 2010
Chuck84
While I respect your opinion, I do not neccessarily agree with your notion that it is only the upper class that will appreciate good music. Anyone will appreciate a good song from the fisherman in the creeks of the Naija delta to the sophisticated exec in the boardroom of a bluechip in Lagos. Every listener wants a good melody, good rhythmic flow btw lyrics and beats and an easy sing along chorus to a song. Up till 2day, Onyeka's one Love is still played at parties for the high, mighty and the low.
And pls don't even try to downplay the importance of having a good theme to a song, what does the lyrics talk about, it should be able to tell a story-good or bad- why do you think rap music and hiphop as a whole are fast gaining worldwide recognition. They tell stories in different ways, Tupac one of my favourites painted the grim realities of ghetto life- the struggles, the reason why they act the way they do and all that- in many of his songs. Take Dear Mama for instance, that song speaks to anyone be you male or female. I for instance, do not have any of the rave of the moment artistes' albums in my collection coz their söng themes are petty and senseless to me, no wonder they don't last,they dont tell stories or express anything meaniful, just glitz and shit.
Yet I am one of the many average Nigerians that you claim wont like Nneka's song because they discuss issues(real- lingers and thought provoking and not tissues( not real-flakes after a while). If you think everybody is into gragra music then U still live in mars my friend, come to earth and meet real people.
Rap Battles › Re: Eldee Gets What He Deserves,u Ve Been Dissed By Rhymstein,(e Dey Pain U Fr Amaze by rhymz(m): 11:10am On Sep 03, 2010
You don't want dis 'G'ee to knock off one of em 'O Pair' in your face to help U see U are 4ckin with rhymz. .
Rap Battles › Re: Eldee Gets What He Deserves,u Ve Been Dissed By Rhymstein,(e Dey Pain U Fr Amaze by rhymz(m): 10:51am On Sep 03, 2010
Hahahahahah. . .
Heldee da Dunce
probably in da toilet doling out shitz to drop on rhymSTAIN on him
kinda funny though
Even with TosinADDed
still can't find him
not even with GOOGLES. . .hahahaha. . . Ori bobo yehn ti 4kasibe
Celebrities › Re: Muma Gee Secretly Wed Prince Eke An Upcoming Nollywood Actor by rhymz(m): 10:16am On Sep 03, 2010
Foyeks
I bet U don't ve problems wit Young galz chasing after older men, right? Even you sef, U no go like marry guy wey dey ya age group, I lie?
nne shun jare! Nothin mei ga jare, afterall, all way na way?
Dont hate the playa, Hate da game!
Politics › Re: OK by rhymz(m): 8:34am On Sep 03, 2010
Vindy:
EFCC make una try.
[quote][/quote]. . .this is long overdue. I wonder why GEJ has not used this tactics long before now. The situation in the PDP calls for a dog eat dog approach, enough of this gentleman's approach. Wether GEJ likes it or not he will have to play OBJ's game to keep the Likes of IBB and co with their supporters at bay if he truely wants to run for presidency under the PDP Umbreller. The next person that should be hounded is IBB himself, who says he is not touchable, not when he does not ve the Fed's support. At least, GEJ can humble him into retirement by confronting the rogue with enough evidence that can send him to jail. I know the rogue would rather step down than do time in Kirikiri.
Celebrities › Re: Muma Gee Secretly Wed Prince Eke An Upcoming Nollywood Actor by rhymz(m): 7:33am On Sep 03, 2010
Hahahahaha. . . The last part of this amebo report got me cracking in hysteria on my bed.
Abeg make una free the lady, who won't jump on the offer? I mean mama-gee is still very attractive irrespective of what ppl say, if she say make I marry her,
o boy I will even without approval 4rm my parents(hehehe. . . .) Seriously, dis sugar mummy thingy is paying off pass yahoo. . .i got this friend in sch, he is what U can call a "pretty boy" and has got this aura that endearz the finest of galz in sch to him. During vacation 4rm sch, homey went to Abuja to see a friend, there and then, homey meets this very wealthy lady in her mid-thirties, and this lady just wont let him be.
My homeboy is in his mid-20s but is damn well groomed in the game, lucky enuf, the lady is pretty as well, even though controlling. Do U know that ever since this lady has been responsible ever since for my homey, when homey is in sch and broke, all he need do is hit her dial. The other I was with him, we were just lamenting our insolvent state only for a credit alert to buzz his phone, Guez what? Sugarmum has credited 50grand into his acc, this after like given hin 35 2wks ago when she visited homey in sch
if na u, shey U no go 4ckasibe ni? Abeg jare, nutin boosts a man's ego like pu$sssy paying for d!ck's services. . Lol. . Walahi, e dey swit die.
Politics › Re: CNN: Singer Nneka Tells World Of Love And Injustice In Nigeria by rhymz(m): 6:38am On Sep 03, 2010
igbo boy:
ANother product of an inferior educational system.

What comprises of Niger Delta? Incase you have not heard Abia, Imo, Rivers, Delta, Bayelsa, Cross river, Akwa Ibom, Edo and Ondo states comprises of Niger Delta Development COmmision (NDDC). There are Igbos indigeneous to Abia, Imo, Delta and RIvers you dumbthing,
. . . You took that outta my mouth. But then again, when I saw the name of the poster 'becom. .' i just had to let it slide, the guy is the biggest jest on NL, no1 takes him seriously.
Mama-gee
You dont ve to comment all the time, what you posted abt Nneka revealin ish to CNN is no brainer. You would do better in silence as regard this thread.
Gestapo
How about I joke about your family member being a chronic petty thief, that steals for a hobby?. . . Hahahahaha. . .come on let's laugh it off it, it is only a joke, where is thy sense of humour? Huh? Or you don't likey coz it's family?
Negro puleeese! Stop making dead-end arguements in an effort to sound witty and intelligent when in reality, your line of arguement is deeply flawed and lack any logic. The Nneka in question that 4play claimed was the musician is Platinumnk, if you visit the romance section very often you will know her, she is quite porpular, esp with the guyz that come on here with the intention of possibly dating a gal. Why any1 will bring up that case(fraud and shiit) and twist it to humour himself and destroy the young musicians character is beyond me. Are you that perverted that you don't know when to draw the line? Scheeew!
Phones › Re: Mtn And Their Fraudlink Packages. Beware! by rhymz(op): 11:38pm On Sep 02, 2010
I heard they charge like N20 to any ntw. If I were still in Lag I would ve just gone ahead and try dis guyz, I already ve their Sim I use for freebrowsing. God Punshi MTN
Rap Battles › Re: Eldee Gets What He Deserves,u Ve Been Dissed By Rhymstein,(e Dey Pain U Fr Amaze by rhymz(m): 11:19pm On Sep 02, 2010
Hehehehe. . . .negro got what he deserves jor. . . .hahahaha
guy don numb 4mouth abi na wetin. . .
Homey, sb just dissed the bitch in U. . .
Phones › Re: Mtn And Their Fraudlink Packages. Beware! by rhymz(op): 10:49pm On Sep 02, 2010
I don't understand, as in #20 daily even when U don't ve air time. It is a bet thou.
Phones › Mtn And Their Fraudlink Packages. Beware! by rhymz(op): 8:42pm On Sep 02, 2010
As I am writing this piece, I ve already started my countdown to dropping my MTN SIM card. First thing tomorow morning am hitting a phone store, buy me a small phone and relegate this exploitative MTN SIM to the phone, that will mark the end to any use besidez recieving calls and if they try any stupid stunts as a result, I will chew their SIM and spit into the Gutter.
Imagine after migrating to that fraudulent HappyLink package, I decided to apply for the crazy bundle plan under it. Then I made a call that only lasted for 10secs, do U believe this !diots deducted it from the 22min on net time, when I noticed it, I felt like I had been robbed in broad daylight. As if that was not enough, I made another call that lasted for 52 sec and my on-net time went down 4rm 18min to 12min just like. If I had not calmed my nerves and controlled my pulse, I would ve resorted to smashing my phone on the ground in both anger and shock at this kind of coperate daylight robbery. Does it mean these rogues don't ve a billing system they stick to? No Hell! My dough aint going down the drain without me putting up of fight, even if it means calling their custom service and making it rain on em.
Abeg make una helep me join mouth for these issue coz e dey pain die. I bin don dey reason d ntw wey i go use next. Any advice?
Music/Radio › Re: Kanye West’s “power”: The Occult Meaning Of Its Symbols by rhymz(op): 12:57pm On Aug 31, 2010
To think that Kanye went from "Jesus Walks" to depicting occultic symbolisms in "Power" says a lot.
Run this Town video started with pple chanting illuminati and destroying things. At face value it looks like your typical music video but it is an esoteric depiction of the much talked about New World Order. From Jay Z's lyrics to Rihana's chorus, they are all allusions to illuminati New World Order agenda. Jay z obviously knows a lot about occultic symbols, the inscription "do as thou wilt" cant remember the exact words, was actually taken from the work of a very feared 33rd degree FREEMASON Satanist who many termed the world's wickedest man. Jay Z's pyramid hand gesture is a masonic symbol, the pyramid that has the all seeing eye of horus.
Business › Re: Jonathan To Open Innoson Auto Plant by rhymz(m): 9:42am On Aug 31, 2010
Bluetooth or whatever the 4ck Ur pseudonym is, by now you should have figured out how I roll before tryin to play your sick tribal paranoia with me. No matter how condescending you try to play with my sentiments, you will never get me to start hurling insults at Yorubas or any other tribe, I would rather make it rain on you. I am here to deal with issues not your paranoia and insecurities but if you want me to tame you, I am 4ckin game. That is what I do. I am going to tell you one thing though;"asses are made to bear, so are you". Everyone can't come down to your inferior intellect, go and bounce your ball in the court of your ilks, "this man is way outta ur league". Now 4ck off to oblivion and remain there!
Business › Re: Jonathan To Open Innoson Auto Plant by rhymz(m): 5:49pm On Aug 30, 2010
Bluetooth
You are an !diot through and through, you just open your mouth and blab incoherent hokum. Your comments stink of terrible attempt at being clever without any real depth. The result? Flat beers.
Even this "sense" that appears to be common you dont have it. Most of the goods that numbskulls like you call Aba are actually Chinese products- and they are good at that-. No country leaps into development without false starts, immitations and local support. You think Americans and Europeans move their companies to China because their products are of the highest standards? By the way, who determines standards? The Americans and Europeans that are competing for market share with the threatening Asian Tigers in Africa. The Malaysian industry, for instance, is younger than Nigeria’s, but is today far more vibrant, with exports to many parts of the world (including Nigeria). The success of the Malaysian Proton is credited to the former Prime Minister, Mahathir bin Mohammed, whose visionary regime set up the plant and gave it all the encouragement it deserved, including high tariff on imported vehicles. IVM already has started rolling out a range of high quality (mini, medium and luxury) buses, SUVs and pick-ups. Sadly, like the older generation of auto manufacturers, there are indications that the Innoson plant is already being encumbered by challenges, such as access to zero- or –low interest funds, high cost of production and high charges on components. That exactly is what we should be debating-how to support this industrialists that have taken very heavy strides against all odds- not these unintelligent brouhaha from the likes of Bluetooth and his co-idiots. Enough said, any1 that has problem with this development can go and overdose on Cyanide to calm his/her nerves.
Music/Radio › Re: Kanye West’s “power”: The Occult Meaning Of Its Symbols by rhymz(op): 12:34am On Aug 29, 2010
Newmusic
this is not abt acting holier than thou. . .besidz d pic u see on my wall is my. . ."neva mind"
anyway, I did not write those, I got it from a site. What I am trying to pass is an awareness of the increasing occult symbolism in music videos these days.
Obviously, directors of many of these videos are members of occult groups whose roots are tied to babylonian illuminati philosophy. Most of these symbols are not coincidences, these ppl are subtle in their infusions of these symbols. The more you watch these videos, the more they shape your thoughts and arguements, they become normal to you- subtle indoctrination is the in thing now in entertainment. Am not going to bore you with details but if you want to understand the Agenda of these pple, go to vigilantcitizens.com or google illuminati and see what they are all about, they are not fairy tales, if you take your time, you will understand my points.
Politics › Re: Some Nigerian News Site Shut Down? by rhymz(m): 11:21pm On Aug 28, 2010
Poster
not completely true, I just opened a nigerian news site, 234next.com, opened with ease. You re sure it is not your ISP that is restricting you? It is not possible that all of em will be inaccessible.
Beaf
I don't realy understand all that website-server thingy you are talking about. It is possible, that it is a virus on the server though.
Business › Re: Jonathan To Open Innoson Auto Plant by rhymz(m): 10:02pm On Aug 28, 2010
Bluetooth and Co
Seriously, I'm being tempted to ask for ur age cos U talking with stupifying ignorance and gusto of an ignoramus.
To you everything is in shades of tribe and childish sentiments.
I bet if this man was from another tribe, you won't be on this thread. Seriously, you lot should know when to get childish and $tupid. It is not a do or die affair to comment even when you are obviously clueless as to what the issues are, dont just jerk off on your keyboard like kid masturbating with female clothing. It's high time Seun ban kiddos like you from commenting on serious issues cos you just muddy things up with your unneccessary vitriolic outburst.

Kettyking has made some very important points. However, I still think the selling points of any locally produced item would be quality and awareness and competetive pricing giving that the brand is still unknown. I would advise that Mr innoson must not compromise on quality, we are not saying he should give us the quality of say toyota, benz and co, that will be folly giving the prevailing setbacks, besides, you don't attain such standards in a couple of yrs. However, the quality of the vehicles should be up to average. People should be able to know the limits of his vehicles, false claims should not be arrogated to the vehicles. They should be able to guage customer's satisfaction and register their complaints. With a better focused management and design models and moderate ambitions I believe Mr Innoson would accomplish what many Nigerian industrialists have not.
Music/Radio › Re: Kanye West’s “power”: The Occult Meaning Of Its Symbols by rhymz(op): 3:50am On Aug 27, 2010
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