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funkybaby:
ho this, ho that. biatch this, biatch that. just what i expected you will come up with.

punkass, try harder and come up with something more innovative.

like i said earlier, i learnt from your mother. and she schooled me well.

boy! your mum is proud of me. nothing else delights a teacher than having her 'student' learn so well and even outclass her in skills.

unlike her that plied her trade at owerri where she ended up mating with an osu outcaste that fathered a fool like you. here i am: young, pretty, sexy, intelligent: displaying my charm and wit on the internet and across europe.  

she is indeed very proud of me.  

i will be more than happy to teach some of your sisters some new skills. maybe that way, she will 'hook' some rich dude and not get stuck in a career of taking instructions from doctors and wiping the butts of old people under the guise of a ''great career in nursing''  

funkybaby:
ho this, ho that. biatch this, biatch that. just what i expected you will come up with.

punkass, try harder and come up with something more innovative.

like i said earlier, i learnt from your mother. and she schooled me well.

boy! your mum is proud of me. nothing else delights a teacher than having her 'student' learn so well and even outclass her in skills.

unlike her that plied her trade at owerri where she ended up mating with an osu outcaste that fathered a fool like you. here i am: young, pretty, sexy, intelligent: displaying my charm and wit on the internet and across europe.  

she is indeed very proud of me.  

i will be more than happy to teach some of your sisters some new skills. maybe that way, she will 'hook' some rich dude and not get stuck in a career of taking instructions from doctors and wiping the butts of old people under the guise of a ''great career in nursing''  

kushe:
@rhymz

how do i begin to address u wasting the gray and white matter in your decaying cerebral faculties attempting to educate me about the usage of the words ''mojo'' and ''stench''.how dare u?

it is a public forum and people are free to say whatever but mediocre court jesters like u are prohibited,didn't u see the warning on top of the page?

and the fool actually looked    

start reading from now till your great grand daughter or son is born and yet u will never be able to refer to urself as a contemporary of any one of my many well tutored proteges.

funkybaby:
pele oh.

not at all. except you are referring to your mother and your sisters and all the female breed in your extended family.

@rhymz
dunno what your problem is.
i ignored your first rant where you called me a mofo cos i didnt want to degrade myself and get into a war of insults with you because i knew this will only derail this thread further.

ask around. i am not one to allow an insult ''pass'' and trust me i am thick skinned to insults. the highest you can call me na ''ashawo''. and that wont move me. why? cos i learnt the trade/act from your mother and she taught me well.

bloody retard like yourself.
olodo oshi.

CyberG:
I am (really NOT) sorry to say that the poster must have had a huge sausage shoved down that gaping hole with some rough horse riding of that slim backside?? 

tkb417:
@Rhymz
How is this ish your biz na?
Take it easy mehn

Let Kushe and Funky get on with the groove
Pretend u aint seeing whts going on

U aint the only one here mehn
Relax

@Kushe
U want Funke? Pay me
And fyi, she's somewhere in England
Pay me and ill facilitate your hook up

I hope u aint a teen sha
Lolol

kushe:
@rhymz

thanks to mojo and self-service,u sef dey feel like badooo.when last did u straff a human that didn't stench[i didn't say stink mind u]
i neither said chick cos u obviously ymca and i dare u to ever decipher that u and your amoeba level intelligence.


@lashontae

thanks darling for starting this amazing thread cos somehow it gave me funke and a retarded pal that claims to rhyme.
i dont understand these things i.e your situation hence i cannot comment,however i enjoy watching drama that does not include me so maybe u should come quick with it.

kushe:
u this guy on my tail again.isnt it pretty obvious u just made probation.i can smell your testosterone from here having been rendered poo incontinent after all the homothugs finished with your sorry behind.just out of curiousity,what brand of diapers do u wear[pampers i suppose]
i understand u are superman,shame u dont like women and bout being a player, i aint messi bro,i am his coach 'maradonna' with trophies from way back.

i no get your time cos u and your opinion just dont count.sorry bro and if you still dey vex,pokunsoo mennnnnnnnnnn

ssheryl:
, is it so wrong that i say wts  on ma mind, i don't drag u down ma post to read n comment so u dont hv to, SOMEONE WANT TO SLICE MA THROAT OUT cos i don't stand for love, paliiiiiiiiiz!!!!!, love to me stands for disappointment, hurt n  pain, its fake n  pretentious, n honestly speaking, i just think people use it as a lousy excuse to satisfy their Hot ever thirsty appetites, y not jus hv sex n get it over wit?

saintchux:
Am not a politician. Why because most of them can not be trusted.

1. In 1999, PDP had a gentle man agreement that south should produce the president. Why should south produce the president: Because MKO Abiola from south won 1983 election and was annual by IBB, so to compensate the south, North is now generous to allow a southerner to taste the presidency. Funny abi.
2. In 2003 PDP said that the gentle man arrangement still exist, but some northerners contest for primaries in the PDP, they were allowed to buy form. PDP did not sanction them.
3. In 2007 PDP said presidency now goes to the north, some southerners bought form, and contested the primaries. yaruda a northern won. PDP did not sanction the southerners nothing happened, business as usual.
4. Now toward 2011, Yaruda died, the table turn around. The president is now from the south. The north do not want the president to contest the primaries. WHY because he is from the south.

That is why I do not like politics. If nobody was bared from at least contesting the primaries. Why are people worried and running temperature if GEJ want to contest. This is primaries oo, not general election.

I am not an admire of Tony Anineh because of his role in June 12, but for once I have seen him say the truth, may be because it may favour him, but it is the truth. He agreed that there is such agreement but it is not sacrosanct. It is not observed.

saintchux:
Am not a politician. Why because most of them can not be trusted.

1. In 1999, PDP had a gentle man agreement that south should produce the president. Why should south produce the president: Because MKO Abiola from south won 1983 election and was annual by IBB, so to compensate the south, North is now generous to allow a southerner to taste the presidency. Funny abi.
2. In 2003 PDP said that the gentle man arrangement still exist, but some northerners contest for primaries in the PDP, they were allowed to buy form. PDP did not sanction them.
3. In 2007 PDP said presidency now goes to the north, some southerners bought form, and contested the primaries. yaruda a northern won. PDP did not sanction the southerners nothing happened, business as usual.
4. Now toward 2011, Yaruda died, the table turn around. The president is now from the south. The north do not want the president to contest the primaries. WHY because he is from the south.

That is why I do not like politics. If nobody was bared from at least contesting the primaries. Why are people worried and running temperature if GEJ want to contest. This is primaries oo, not general election.

I am not an admire of Tony Anineh because of his role in June 12, but for once I have seen him say the truth, may be because it may favour him, but it is the truth. He agreed that there is such agreement but it is not sacrosanct. It is not observed.

190:
spot on~

Missy B,
Tell them,
Goosh why so much hatred within our midst
can u refer to the statement made by R3tr0st^r
Goosh, This is really getting serious