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Too much of affinity brings about disrespect.

Rollins777:
*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".

By. *Com. Usman Abdulgafar*

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX*

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED

ON THIS ___ DAY
OF _____ (MONTH)
________ (YEAR)
AT ______ (AM/PM)

_______________________
(Signature of Screwee)

-------------------------------------
(Signature of Screwer)

Guys, is this cool?�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂

*~~Com. Usman Abdulgafar*

The person wey compose this agreement get correct sense.

Another Eboue in making....m

These oyinbo people go just kill the real vibe of the soccer with all the VIO abi na VAR and rebirth penalty abi wetin then dey call am

Sankabson:
Can someone recommend for me where I can perform I’tikaaf in Ibadan.. Thanks.

Arisekola Central Mosque at Iwo road
OTM Central Mosque at Boluwaji


Can someone please provide meme of a man holding wall clock waiting for iftar time while having fruits and foods on the table. Thanks in advance.

And the free kick made Messi 600th goal for Barca.

See our able Salah,

It would not be a surprise if it appears that Mr Sorry has been sacked by Monday

#2,500 phone booth sales boy, year 2005 �

she actually meant N4:50k which is less than N5. She is as cheap as debris.

with the latest update you posted about group mentorship, does that means that if I enroll for this course, I will have only the tutorial videos but no access to you for guidance

mrphysics:
Thanks bro. It's not been easy...... My level 2 badge remains intact.

It not easy bro, most newbies see fiverr as el dorado, a place where you
don"t have to work that much before you make cash. And on that level 2 badge, i will say Big Kudos to your bro.

mrphysics:
The problem is that beginners want it quick quick..

I can't blame them much, the situation of the country pressurized most them to try fiverr or any other freelance platforms out

mrphysics:
they think they are putting in enough work without knowing the kind of work we level 2 sellers do to retain this level every month.

It is easy to make a million but IT IS NOT EASY to maintain it. Bro, all in all, keep pushing sky is the beginning. I see you as Top Rated Soon.

mrphysics:
Don't joke with it bro. It might be a life saver. My account is very important to me.

Wishing you the best bro

Big congrat bro, keep up the good work, I pray God will multiple your efforts. Most people will long throat for this kind result, including me, but the question is, are they ready to put in the required WORK? I can still you remember a post you did last year in which you said that you literally spent the 24 hours for some weeks on fiverr buyer request before you started seeing the results. Kudos to you bro, and keep flying higher.

[quote author=FunnyDude post=69199052].. I spent sleepless nights on Mtn free browsing to up my skills in Copywriting. [quote author=FunnyDude post=69199052]most people will not see this, yet they would like to have the same result in short time. Op Kudos

sweetmelanin:
.........We laugh, crack jokes and hold similar world views. .
.......

Do the opposite of these, they will say you are not caring, so they contemplating on jumping of wedlock. confusing being gbogbo. mtcheww

vosquare:
I want to be a virtual assistant on fiverr and i have created account for over 3 months now still no work. Please what am i missing? I am good with excel,i can manage a social account, word coversions, proof readings and data entry

if you want anything positive to happen on your gig's, you need to visit buyer request section often and often, look for the ones you can do and submit reasonable offers, I think Android phone will be useful here by having fiverr app on it, share your gig on social media like facebook group related to your gig, lastly you can buy some reviews in order to improve you gig ranking on fiverr serp. hope these tips help.

p.s: you are posting fiverr related question on affiliate marketing thread, it's wrong.... go to fiverr threads, post your questions and the gurus will give you better responses.

ki awon Argentina ti mo ki won ma waa si World Cup, o pe won ju esin ti won se ni aleyi loo ( it would have been better for Argentine not to be present at the World Cup than the Shame they experienced tonight )

I am the first on Earth, the second in Heaven. I appear two times in a week  you can only see me once in a year. Although I am in the middle of the sea, l am not found in month, but l am in February, June, September, October, November & December. What am I?

Provide the answer in 20 seconds

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Kinzeyfranks:
please i need the ebook too. Kinzeyfranks1@gmail.com

Kindly check your inbox.
Regards

Jimbadly:





I saw in another thread asking the thread owner to open a paypal account for you.

Guy you badt gaan!!! You get sharpa eyes, you don spoil market for op

alexx187:
@richkal no mail from u yet.rrado72@gmail.com.thanks bro

Check your inbox.

alexx187:
@richkal no mail from u yet.rrado72@gmail.com.thanks bro

Check the your inbox.

jworos:
Hello sir, I'm interested jworos@gmail.com

I've sent you the ebooks.

wyse24:
BRI PLEASE DROP THE BOMB IN MY EAMIL TOO[b] sodemonline@gmail.com[/b]

you can check your inbox.

Favour2587:
Interested favour2587@gmail.com

Check your mail inbox.

omostical:
am interested jordanpaul105@gmail.com Thanks in advance.

I've sent the ebooks.

Oluwaseunsodiq:
Sodiqthegenius@gmail.com, please send it.

Kindly check your inbox.

Horlaboy51:
Bro, i have interest in the ebook ultimateyinka51@gmail.com

Check your mail.

kejibabe:
@ richkal, i have checked my mail but it is not there. not yet received up till this moment.

strongwillstore@gmail.com

Check it now, I've sent it.