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na wa oh! even if i say table u go still accuse me because some people have sex on tables

so sex is the only thin that comes to ur mind wen sum1 mentions bed?
ok sorry!! u tie ur chickens to ur sleeping mat

wats wrong with you? i said u tie ur chickens to the leg of ur bed so u watch them even when ur sleeping! if that sounds pervertious to you then u need to visit a priest for prayers

cage ke? she just ties em to her bed post

lincDzinc:
why did the chicken cross the road?

i dunno why it crossed but gabby was spotted running across the road with a knife two minutes later

i thought i was the master of english here
damn, anyway sha am still learning

see this cheap fool! u think na 50grand de shack me? after using peoples picture in ur shrine will they be alive to collect ur so called cash?durun uwarka

go and learn english u gay its called poverty streaken not poverty stinking? illitrate pussy!!

Richguys:
@richo
keep your advice 2 yourself Mr RICHO, looking at your history on Nairaland u have never create a sucessfull thread _{bad belle dey worry u} You are suprise i can afford to dash 50 grand out like that , i don't blame your poverty stinking head, _{u never see such money at a time in your whole life.} u better change your name from richo to pooro

5drops ^{(the amount of milk in her boobs)}


5metres ^{(the circumference of her toto)}

are you always on menopause menoplay?

5trillion ^{(the number of my sperms that know what in side her tummy looks like)}

ewww today is october 3rd ryt! can u keep ur legs together?

ewwwwwwwww did u just eat garlic??

6 ^{how many privates she has had up in her ass at the same time}

2,000,000 ^{(how many lice become refugees anytime she shaves down there)}

no its you am talkin to.am only staring at ur shoes because dem look like those funny aladin shoes. are they metallic?

lol this girl is funny



101 ^{thats the number of times she has benn treated for std's}

before! does it look like am talking to ur shoes? answer me will you?

26 ^{(thats the number of guys she has deflowered)}

wetin be mediction ??

yes i know well.no be wetin dem de commot water from?

will you go back to bed before i remove bulala!!?

gabrywyl:
Richo, I sense bad intentions from you. . . . don't think just because I'm still pikin I don't know ohhh. . . I am a child prodigy

are u sure u no want lick lollipop? its chocolate flavor with white milk inside