₦airaland Forum

watsup?

@ujujoan

aint i free to say what i feel? did u see me criticizing his idea! cool down oh

@poster
do u think any girl in her right senses will turn down a guy with flashy car to trek under the rain with u?satop hating on car owners and if u cant afford one, buy a donkey

ifycoly:
well for now i think Lagos is the best place to hold it, maybe at the beach ought to be till don and also it should a faceless carnival only Nairaland member will be there. i need everyone suggestion.

are you talking about that dirty smellin beach where those white garment folks go to pray and erect temples? wow such a good idea infact i'll waste about 280,000 naira to come to naija so i can attend the carnival

my body is itching to eat a fat juicy burger! hope this mc.donalds people no de wash bottom like naija mama putt?

Joseph6:
1. i dance naked in the shower and scrub my ass really well
2. i smile when i'm taking a dump like a really dumb smile
3. i rub vaseline on my anus as make up
4. i wear g-strings and dance around and even do a little kareoke infront of da mirror
5. i talk 2 myself like i'm a movie star being interviewed
6. uhm i imagine sleeping with a big fat momma mehn that is shyt
7. i have sex with a hole i dug in my bed
8. i finger domestic animals

characteristics of a well brought up lagos tout

:d

gabrywyl:
HALLO. . . . My Panty's are from Dolce and Gabbana. Ya think?

i used to wonder what ituen and sons makes so many counterfeit panties and take em to asia for

heres a text i get from girls like 20 times in a day

pls call me.

back in naija, i was enticed by one useless chinese nokia that has television but after using for a month i found out tis useless! it doesnt collect applications, themes, games, the camera is useless, poor sound, and theres this annoyin noise it makes when u turn it off.

i sold the fone to another person enticed by the tv and am now using one of the newest hottest nokia fones, they are cheaper here than in naija

ok i caught one fella in the act of sniffing girl undies! i got the video on ma fone so if he messes with me heheeee!

true talk! when u were six naija was still using cowries

who would be mad enough to use a weapon on his little son ?

^its past time for smoking marijane now, jassie! the in thing at the moment is crystal meth

how much is fifty fukin euros sef

didint u see ok? at the end?

why are u hating on me
i might be from nigeria and u are from niger republic but we are still both nigerians ok?

make sure u patch their shoes well and satisfy the clients so u can make enough cash to call this girl later

school who? ur a rookie
first practice with a mirror ^{or ma pix}

its not ten a penny!its free and ur guaranteed to blush

u think i cant see u reaching out for ma lips in ur profile pix? bad lysaa

pls dnt fight av got enof kisses for all

babaklazz:
whats wrong in making friends? what kind of of heart do you have man? can u survice survive been in being on an island? u tell me, don't you have girls as friends in LONDON, maybe your neighbours, your course mates, project mates,

O boy, try cool down, no body dey bang for here, as for me, i am a decent man, so try hold ur piece peace, i have girls around for due to the nature of what i do for a living. so stop acting like a small boy, or woman na food for your village? lol,

how ur side for LONDON? any jist

and what do u do for a living! womanize?

are you jealous? ok take urs

go and look for ehile in benin city! bush girl

please toast am by ur self! lazy couch potato

candy!!! dnt u know small girls like you should call big mamas like her auntie?

who is ehile?

rokiatu will you go to ur room while i talk with auntie?

be-cause i refused to buy sweet for lysaa she turned down ma toastings