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one day i was waving at ma paddy jus to holla. next thin one girl near him smile and waved back
she came to me and sey hey handsome ^{i hate this statement} i jus pitty the girl because she fine

men you know haw university of ibadan take get wahala.we sumtimes have 5-6pm class oboi see as people de ooze especially chics. sweat go don remove powder and evrythin, anybody will have body odour without proper hygene so i'll jus tell her to wash her armpit wella and buy gillette roll on for her, if symptoms persist mennnnnnnn na gasmask i go purchase oh

1 day i go shoppin mall.one confused ugly girl con de ask me question, i was kind enough to show her where what she wanted was _{i no she was pretending} before she turn back from shelf i run commot.
after like 3mins my cousine came to the parkin lot and was askin why i ran, i lied to her that i wanted to sneeze.

lo and behold the ugly chic come meet me for car,
her: hey why did u disapear just like that
me:emmm i was, nothing!
her:there has to be a reason
me:^{tryin not to laff at her fake funetics}sorry i have to go
her: haw about you give me a lift and we get to know each other beta
me:i wish i culd but my cousine is sittin in front and we have load in the back seat
her:this is a heluxe pickup-van! the boot should contain almost anythin
me:it might start raining
her:i see no clouds in the air
my cousine:richard you are wasting my time oh  
me:i enter ma drivers seat, open the front door for ma cousine ignore the hoe and zoom off

lindsey lohan

gorillaz

concuctionist

lol. yahoo yahoo gurl

pizza delivery gurl

yup i clean u and he cleans ur shed ^{groundnut seller}

ma hoe

pimpette ^{a female love-vendor}

the most annoying for me is "hey handsome!" i used to blush at first but it got to ma nerves wen all girls were using it
i hate it wen girls say "sleep tite" imagine which one be sleep tight
then some boring ones will be like; oh it was da bomb

i dnt use pick up lines because i dnt talk to strangers except they need ma help.wen i see a girl for like the second time i go tell am haw are

me too believes hi5 is dead and crapish. me too go soon go crash

rules can be broken? so instead of asking questions we are free to ask for fone numbers? ^{dammit askin for a fone number is also a question!}
i hate dis game,

later i will visit www.hi5.com

wait, am confused!is this place for answering questions or questioning questions

did you do it ^{like this} or _{like this}

way to go! we no get light and ma laptop battery go soon run flat

cesky u ma did not see the part dat sed i was jokin.shey u no go go get ur own specs?

now, thats wat i call a sharp guy because fine girls dey finish sometimes

shuppie no pretent oh
u too do u need reading glasses?

nobody is making me nervous.read the post again ddnt u see that i sed am lying?

cescky:
all guys are after girls b'because of whats between their legs

na lie! plus front and back

shuppie:
that there can never be a genuine friendship between the opposite sex, the guys re always after something

girls are often after the same thing ^money

cesky can you stay out of this! ur starting to make me nervous _{hope u guys didnt realize that am actually lying?}

once a guy and a chic sleep in the same room alone, they must hav had sex

hey am i the only one answering questions?

devil is red and has two horns me ^{i wonder haw all these cartoon makers take see am}

why do ladies always try to pretend?

@post
u de craze

sins, my brother will find you out. no hindin lai-lai

yes shuppy! i :-x you too. _{but if oga catch us hope u go explain?}

inventor _{he's the zulu king who first wore the g-string}