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hanks anuku ^{so i can beat the annoying fool to stupor}

has anyone tried teaching a chic haw to drive ^{cant you see that car, slow down, u want toenter gutter? ok naw i know u just wan give me heart attack}
women are soooooo wahalarous

@poster
think well before you talk jare
are you sayin you dnt brag about ur girlfriend ehh?and learn to write english well. ^{some fools will keep yabbin women no matter wat they do.if she's happy u'll be askin why she sees it as achievement if she's normal u will sa she neglect you} so tell us wat you want them to do

all liars will go to hell ^{this one no be lie oh!}

footmat

rreikts

stay single forever? good for you man!!
but bare it in mind that you might later have second thoughts and then if i catch you staring or day dreaming at ma princess, am going to burst/mutilate your arse

@poster
somebodys relative died and the very next da[/b]y you are asking her to come to [b]your house
so when everybody is in the late uncles house weeping and wailing u expect her popsi to say she don go see okoro her sweetheart

ok, can we speed things up from mathematics to furthermathematics?

micklplus:
the poster is obviously a "student" in the game ! You can all see his I.d !

infact na dis kind student de pack F9 parallel
considering the fact that the girl he told that crap ddnt slap him am speculating that it was a leprosy victim he went to toast

@poster
ma mummy aint a promiscious fool but if that happens to u, i advice you stick a red hot bulb up the man's anus then tell ur mummy to kneel down and hands up and close her eyes

@poster
insulting her for not pickin your call will make you look like a silly dejected boofoon ^{especially if she ignores your silly arse}
besides if she fill ma swag and gives me her number^(willingly) then theres nothin preventing her from pickin ma call.

are u tellin us that this ur bloody psychopathic plan works for you?

u know this dirty stuff that wen a girl stands up sumtyms her skirt gets tucked into her butt? this "heavenly invention will increase the occurence"
_{excuse me miss theres a skirt in ur butt} very funny

and the fool who made this panty actually thinks he she made a good discovery^{maybe she was tryin to compete with the guy who made the g-string but too bad she failed}

Moyola:
toastin tips!! which kin toastin?
u mean he doznt knw hw 2 toast bread!

actually its called toasting not because ur a loaf of bread but because wen one fine boy de talk to you your temperature go de increase, you go begin blush and slight fever go catch you

@post
illicit men! na lie
guys actually fight for the harder ones

it makes me Hot like a two year old goat. if i kiss a chic for more than four minutes ma hands jus go to her boobs like magnet and then i start caressing her sweet titties slowly, suck her lips a little kis her neck then i go to lock the room before my stupid roomate or hall warden comes to spoil show^{its kitten time}

guy:hello honey. wats the name
girl: inkirukamuzia
guy:i luv ur name. you look like angel dat save me from army robbers dis afternoon
girl:is that so
guy:yes na av bin dreamin of you all day.come climb ma motocycle make we go my farm
girl:to do wat on ur bloody farm
guy:wit these ur muscular hands and bow legs you go fit plough ma farmland na!
girl:you de craze!!!! take ammmmmmmm ^{kicks the guy in the balls}

@moyola
will you volunteer to give the poor boy some toasting tips

hello sweety sweety darling.you look so familiar, have you begged me for sex or Mouth Action before?^{then the girl answers him with a slap}

wayo!! abeg i no talk anythin oh. na slip of keyboard
wetin de sef? me ma i get coconut head but no be oblong coconut  

country people make we try tobe truthful to the boi na
wen a girl says no lets just be friends its a polite way of sayin i no gbadun ya coconut head
lol he sounds like one of those guys i heard of from the annoying pick up lines thread who meet a girl for the first time and tell her i luv you

@poster: if u dont know what to talk about then u need a few years to mature
u think ur supposed to write a script b4 toasting a girl huh
go and ask jim iyke for topics
but wateva u do, never brag to a girl

did you know that if ten strong men were to wrestle a gorilla, the gorrilla will kill them all
did you know that a giraffe's backfoot kick is strong enought to smash a lions skull
did you know that monkeys can also do more than one sex style ^{e.g doggy and missionary}

Gamine:
This [b]Richo [/b]guy will u just SHUT UP.

eva since you came on Nairaland youve been screaming about

how "handsome" you are.

We don't really care.

Take your Ugly picture to Yaba Left, someone might actually care there!!!

chicks de yarn this street harlot too de open mouth.durun kakanka

infact the day gay smack me for buttocks i vex oh.na beat i beat am.imagine i go club toilet,i bend de wash face at the wash hand basin, person con wax ma nyash.na so so slap the idiot chop

men i go soon remove ma yim address oh.gays don de disturb me wella! imagine person send me message se
hi richo, dis is bla bla bla from nairaland.do u want a Mouth Gig?na boi send am oh