onyinye2:

I stay at the best city, HOUSTON!! where the city is hot and the people are hotter. but dallas is okay too.

HOUSTON?? ?? ??
U got nuthing to worry about. . . . .U are 100% safe!

eldee:

Church now is competing with the cinemas ohhh
And don't just make the mistake of going to a singles meeting
How will God reveal you to five sexy women??

I don't even stay behind for 'em singles meetings. . . . It was more like hunting meeting.
Once we share the grace, i am off to see the Premiership.
There was a day i was trying to get out when these sister came after me and said. . . .The Pastor asked us to stay!!!!
I was like. . . . . . .Nah, i am not single, i am MARRIED!!!

Gold*Finch:

ok, can you give me a pick up line you've received? another one?
do you ever get "hey baby, do you want to be my cow so I can milk you real good? and show you a nice time?"


Don't mind those agbayas they're just jealous they don't get that kind of pick up line.

Oh gold finch you always find a way to make me laugh. but no, no guy ever even mention a cow,farm, square dance, may be horse back riding but that is only for those super proper guys. oka let me give one i received recently. i come from a state of southern gentlemen not all though. there are still those other brothas around. " Hey ma, you know you looking real nice today. My name is Daniel* and im new to the city. I was wondering if you could help me by showing me around? why don't i take you out to lunch so you can tell me more about the Lone Star State." well i guess that was pick up line. not sure really.

That was a pick up line jare

You got games girl.

So what was your response?

onyinye2:

for me i constantly hear "What it do shawty? you looking real good in them jeans today. You know me and my boys having a little get together later on tonight. Why don't you swing them pretty hips ova' and we can get to know each other"[/b]

onyinye2:

i come from a state of southern gentlemen not all though.

Hmmn . . . wonder how lines can change in one hour?
Na wa ooh . . . This Texas sef

Hannibal:

I don't even stay behind for 'em singles meetings. . . . It was more like hunting meeting.
Once we share the grace, i am off to see the Premiership.
There was a day i was trying to get out when these sister came after me and said. . . .The Pastor asked us to stay!!!!
I was like. . . . . . .Nah, i am not single, i am MARRIED!!!

I heard 'I'm married' clause has now started increasing the chase in UK churches now
It's scary ooh . . . I'm married is now means 'I'm responsible'

Gold*Finch:

That was a pick up line jare

You got games girl.

So what was your response?

I usually dont fall for pick up lines. i usually just smile and refuse their offer. but he seemed like he really wanted to know about Texas so i reluctantly said yes. he did treat me to lunch though, so i guess that was a plus. But what can i say, I love playing tour guide.

eldee:


I heard 'I'm married' clause has now started increasing the chase in UK churches now
It's scary ooh . . . I'm married is now mean's 'I'm responsible'

100% correct!!!!

eldee:

Hmmn . . . wonder how lines can change in one hour?
Na wa ooh . . . This Texas sef

wow you really didnt read too well no did you? come on now. i said and i quote "I come from a state of southern gentlemen not all though. there are still those other brothas around" please read correctly before you start posting.

onyinye2:

wow you really didnt read too well no did you? come on now. i said and i quote "I come from a state of southern gentlemen not all though. there are still those other brothas around" please read correctly before you start posting.

I read the word 'CONSTANTLY'

If I eat A constanly, B is an exception

There's no need to talk with two sides of your mouth in one night

This thread is on the path way of getting locked.

lets see what happens sha

eldee:

I read the word 'CONSTANTLY'

If I eat A constanly, B is an exception

There's no need to talk with two sides of your mouth in one night

those fellas who throw me those constant lines are all of the same type, young party-crazied college guys.

the most annoying for me is "hey handsome!" i used to blush at first but it got to ma nerves wen all girls were using it
i hate it wen girls say "sleep tite" imagine which one be sleep tight
then some boring ones will be like; oh it was da bomb

i dnt use pick up lines because i dnt talk to strangers except they need ma help.wen i see a girl for like the second time i go tell am haw are

richo:

the most annoying for me is "hey handsome!" i used to blush at first but it got to ma nerves when all girls were using it

I think i can relate to this. Initially when a guy tells me ''has anyone ever told you you're beautiful?'' i blush, but after a while it got plain irritatingly annoying.
If you want to say 'you're beautiful' go ahead and say it already.Don't ask me to give you a list of people who've said it.

Sometimes when i'm in a nasty mood i get tempted to reply,''how is that your business?''

@richo
dude, your pix is too big
but you got nice lips

try to reduce the size of your pic na

& we're talking about pick up lines here o

Black man wey dey blush

i never see oh

Lol

The word 'blush' here isn't meant literally.

u all making me lol 
the  one i hate: hey baby girl
which one be "babygirl" again 

in London here, some stupid boiz go with "u're choong init", like what the F**K is that?

"oi, boom ting"

And some chick around where I live actually came up to me some day and said "I would love to be ur girl, but I've got a man", OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I was so annoyed, if not cos she was gyal, i would have flipping knocked her out with that comment!!!

Why come up to me and tell me that bullshit? for no reason aswell, PATHETIC

dis other day i was walkin' wit my sis nd my friends to downtown nd dis fool came out of nowhere tryin' to talk to my sis
and he sed one of da worst pickup line i've heard in my life ''Baby, you've been ''running'' through my mind all day, are u sure dat u're not tired'', dat shit was funny.

Sexyabby:

this other day i was walkin' wit my sis nd my friends to downtown nd this fool came out of nowhere tryin' to talk to my sis
and he sed one of da worst pickup line i've heard in my life ''Baby, you've been ''running'' through my mind all day, are u sure that u're not tired'', that shit was funny.

lmao, I wonder how your sis would have looked at him. You know there are some pick up lines that a guy would use on u, and u would not even have d power to reply, but u just stare at the person like thinking "wth? now that was very lame! or, is your head correct at all??" lol,

omoge:

u all making me lol 
[b]the  one i hate: hey baby girl[/b]which one be "babygirl" again 

Oh yea! -- And it's very lame.

The lamest one of that sort is : " hello princess!" ----oh! it's lammmmmme just makes me want to puke, apart 4rom not being a fan of d whole "princess" nick name something, . . . . as a pick up line? errrrg

sweet angel i couldn't help noticing your dazzling smile from afar.

your face looks familiar-------now this is a big turn off, infact i wouldn't wana hear wat you gat to say once you start with this,


more to come.

T.S.:

sweet angel i couldn't help noticing your dazzling smile from afar.

your face looks familiar-------now this is a big turn off, infact i wouldn't wana hear what you got to say once you start with this,


more to come.

nooooo way! iiiyuck, lol, ------- u would fall 4 that?? -- lol, Well,  I really hate it when a guy uses petty names like that. Who be sweet angel?? Do I know u before?? ----------lol,  Not a fan at all! -------" Princess, babygirl, sweet angel, sweet Bangel?? oh please! eeeerrrrrg ---- As 4 me, u just have to be matured!

And what the sweet names do you girls prefer to hear from us?




@Redhotchic
What's up shawty?

u call a girl sweet names after, maybe u guys have started dating,getting to know each other, . . . then u have nick names\sweet names 4 each other.

U don't meet me on d street and call me baby girl\sweet angel -- pls! --- well o'course some gurls don't mind though.

It's the only way to make a start over.

@Redhotchic
What's up shawty?

You won't know what hit you from behind, i promise you.

I was so annoyed, if not because she was gyal, i would have flipping knocked her out with that comment!!!

Phew, as if you've been wimp man enough to knock fellow men out for vexing you.

Black man wey dey blush

i never see oh

DL brothers blush steady.

Onyinye na wa o. With this temper of yours we should change your name to Sheniqua.

Roflmao; Girl get him!!!

RedHotChic:


DL brothers blush steady.

I trust you would know.  These are the kind of black men you date, MAN.

LOL.

Pick up line,

"You look like an actress"

"eh"

"But you are the angel version"

"ehh"

I trust you would know. These are the kind of black men you date, MAN.

I think it's time y'all write a book on the types of men i date. Let me write the prologue:

Quintessential hot alluring and sensual Funmilayo has a thing for big fat obnoxious bisexual ghetto poor and dwarfy men. What a contrast??

You may start with chapter one and let Eldee and Hannibal write other chapters. Sly can do the epilogue while Negro makes sure it becomes a best seller. I'll upload my picture later to make it look more glossy, sexy and tantalizing.

oooh the title? what will it be? Funmi phenomenon? Funmi factor? The inconvinient sex appeal?

LOL.

Pick up line,

"You look like an actress"

"eh"

"But you are the angel version"

"ehh?Huh??"

Have you noticed that all these men here dispute the fact that they used or still use these lines but will never tell us the lines they use to get a woman down with them. I ask one more time:
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Guys, tell us your lines and how it works for you so we ladies can say whether it'll work in our own case or not. Any bold man with balls here?[/size]