₦airaland Forum

So of all the hot-tough issues bedevilling this nation, it's only hate speech bill issue that this people chose to look into. Choi! ghod who did we offend in this part of the world? mek i hear sey sombori arrest Dino Melaye cause of his twitter post_#nonchenchandhatespeech

Post like this reminds me of a lady that once mocked me in the presence her fellow ladies by saying, 'see you still dey, dey do fine-boy, your best friend don marry', i only and laughed hysterically and said, "mgbe nke onye na-echere ya (everyones time is waiting for him) and gave her one of the can drinks i was holding in my hands. i later heard that some of the ladies there lashed back at her when i had left the scene. Next she saw me and started apologizing for opening her mouth so wide in the public to say such embarassing words against me. I didn't even know she has been eyeing me until she started saying some things she noticed about me which she said she loves very much.

This is why i said everyone should open eyes and settle down with someone he or she regard as a FRIEND, money and beauty is not all that matters.

Obviously it's only a tree that wld still stand to be cut down after it has been forewarned: I am from Umuahia very close to Afara the home soil of NK, for me what he did was what every wise man wld also do. When his home was raided, and his life was targetted, then dodging becomes the best option afterall he who fought and ran away, lives to fight another day_ let haters keep spewing trash abt him, it's a matter of time.

Dreadful:
The comments am reading here are a clear indication that it will never be well with Nigeria. Imagine the poo coming out of the mouth of the idiots that call themselves Nigerians. What a shame!
Kanu jumped bail, Kanu jumped bail, but none has ever asked why he fled the country in the first place.
Nigeria �� shall never thrive until they begin to embrace the truth.
So out of all the problems bedevilling Nigeria it's Mazi Nnamdi Kanu mother's burial that Nigerians dread the most??
Shameless unity beggers!!
QUOTE me and say nonsense and DIE!!

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn

As a real niggarrr


I can say infinix is substandard dog shitt like oppo, Xiaomi, infinix, Tecno, itel and other dog crap

But i can't say bullshitt about Samsung, iPhone and Nokia
Huawei is manageable


Like i will always say to my real niggarrrs
If you want to buy a phone!
Abeg just save enough and try afford Samsung, Nokia or iPhone

But if you nor fit wait make your money mature
Then buy Huawei

Make una nor talk say i nor warn una
And please don't quote me if you are not into street and you don't multi task

I can tell from your observations that you are street niggar. But then Hauwei and Oppo are no mediocre phone as you are rating them here, if you know you know.

hurryup123:
Y i no see any local dog dia, abi dey no follow for dog?

Guy you funny like seriously.

efighter:
Have you seen them on Twitter recently? No, you can't, they don't have money to buy data since Nigeria closed its borders. Even Ghana President never chop today. Useless brunt offerings that should be sacrificed to the God of Thunder.

Gosh! that's too hash.

Callisco:
marriage is not compulsory, if he doesn't want to marry, it's his choice and everyone should mind their business

You just killed it.

benzene00:
Go and smoke weed



then come back and answer that question by yourself

hahahaha chai! why you like weed sef?

Even kenya has working street CCTV, chai giant of Africa, una welldone o.

Oduduwa707:
FACT: 98% of all Ashawo for Lagos na Igbo. But why?

How the guy take fvck dis thing sef?

You see this table your shaking when the glass go break no run o.

Annie001:
What rubbish After rendering a selfless service you don’t want to pay God will punish all those in this act

Selfless service indeed.

Ladyhippolyta88:
I like it like that forget that thing.I dreamt of marrying William then Kate came I also dreamt of marrying Harry same thing happened.I feel bad.

Don't you think it would have been more preferrable if you had married them in you dream?

Mek i hear sey mama Ugochi no serve me my favourite Oha soup with Fufu.

TheGameYard:
Now that's what we call Royalty.
But why is her family the only royal family in England?

Do you have two kings in a kingdom?

Quality20:
guy dont make d mistake of not trusting ur girl since she isnt doing secretly, mistrust can push her into his arms just b matured and cool. nothing gonna happen bad to u or her

Seconded. My man see putting myself in your shoes, i undrstand perfectly how you feel, but then don't pack all the hush rush advise you are seeing here o, I advice you Iron out things with her as matured people, don't make her see that bit of insecurity in your body language, cause i feel you love her that you don't want to call it quit with her at the moment. Fact is you are the only one that knows her temperamental and emotional make-up, handle this maturedly to avoid the other side of the story_i wish you success.

Did you notice that nigerian boy before the throw-in shouting, "kai! gimme dat ball?"

Amstupid:
Another goal........
Nig 1 - Ecuador 3
Dose boys are good for nothing Usain bolt wannabe

I hope you are not watching the back of TV?

So sad to see that coach Marnu didn't work on these boys defence after last match's loop-hole at the 18 yard box

GMan650:
Nope, I didn't. But they still need to calm down. Everything no b gra gra

Honestly their gragra dey too much.

pawesome:
which channel is 12 on startimes
.name of d channe please

Ng 1 vs Ecuador 2

Nigeria vs Ecuador match live. Chanel: Startime 12.

Househelp:
This man go be slow poison, one look you suppose understand

This is called Negative Assumption in the Theological world; avoid it cause it's dangerous. It creeps in gradualy like snail and then overtake your imaginative instinctive.

Bridget95:
stop saying that silly stuff like a pervert.

As in eh, the guy fall my hand.

Swanzi:
Bro he’s more Ghanaian than Nigerian sef...

Really? this guy got jagajaga nationality o.

No matter what happens, naija blood still runs in his veins, enjoy man that's the vibes of financial comfort.

Kaylana:
Fucck list

It's makes more meaning when you avoid 'f' word, anyways you are welcome to home of gists and comments, tread carefully.

Shibaraba:
Balderdash....

Below are the tested and trusted steps. It's been working from the days of Adam.

Drink.... High well. When you high well and you go piss how your body dey do you? Ahhh now I know you understand me. Sweeeet long piss. E dey cool body.

When drinking try buy chops like catfish or meat. E dey guide the drink so that belle go full and you no go mess up. E dey even prevent hangover.

When you Don balance open your phone find erinma if you never arrange one already. If you no get enter instamess....... One will be readily available in minutes. Carry am go house or one cheap hotel. Flat am do better pressup on top am. Nack am well no mercy. At the starting of round two make sure say she rap on your mike. Make she sing anoti anoti elele ti by M. I. End the round with hang your leg style. Sleep.
In the morning all your body go reset and you go live long.
No need for thanks. Just doing the Lord's work

Choi! may this same lord have mercy on u

Congrats to you Adesua more award.

Forzap:
she's not back online yet you congratulated her online

Maybe Banky forgets his senses when typing atimes.

Nigeria whom did we offend in this country? choi! we don enter one chance, ka opuo abeg!

futurerex:
Are you not resting in peace after the breakup?

See me see trouble o.