when you start sending them to sambisa forest to go seduce shekau, then i will take you guys serious

So i was bored and decided to attend this well know popular church in VI.
my intention was to go look for pussy though as i am not christian or even religious.
i came very early. i was among the first 5 people to be ushered in. my seat was directly in front of the pulpit.
there i was a 6foot 2 jacked and looking very rich dude, the eyes of all the female choristers female ushers and the pastors wife was on me.
atleast of nothing about me distracted them, my solid gold rolex watch was enough to do the magic.
at some point i felt a little uncomfortable with all these eyes on me.
as a satanist that i proudly am, i had to make sure i was in control of the situation.
just in church, i had already given my number to like 2 top notch girls and another one that was bold enough to walk up to me and give me her number while i was on my way out.
yes i came prepared. i had my cards fully stacked in all my pockets and my bible.

ok, now let me go why i was kicked out. it had nothing to do with the girls lol. i know that is where your dirty mind went to.
the pastor was talking about how god makes his children stay disease free and rich and bla bla bla.
luckily for me today was a day when they had this session where they allow members to ask questions.
i saw 2 people ask irrelevant question and the pastor answered without kicking them out.
when it was time for the next one , i raised my hand together with others that did so too. i was lucky to have been picked by the pastor to ask my question.
before i asked, i asked him , pastor am i allowed to ask anything i feel is of concern to me?
he said yes as long as i do not use vulgar words.
i was so excited because i have been waiting for this point for a long while now.
this is exactly what i said.....
pastor , on your sermon you talked about good health , riches etc for those that believe in god and jesus christ.
you even talked about how shedrach machech and abedigo feed on their own food and looked better than the people feeding on the kings food.
you talked how u have stayed for 10years without taking a medicine or got sick.
these things are what i want to talk about.
i feel you are deceiving these gullible members.
omo at this point the male usher wanted to snatch my mic, but the pastor asked him to allow me/
i continued...pastor , i am sure u live in a very posh and comfortable apartment in VI. so there are no mosquitoes, no bugs, there are no disease spreading insects around. i am also sure u feed properly and take some top notch supplements couple with frequent health checkups. etc.
with all this in place and the peace of mind you have, the possibility of you ever getting sick is almost 0.
majority of these people u are preaching this to dont have all these at their disposal, they live in bad environments , they eat bad food and cant afford the supplements u take or medical checkups u pay for regularly.
please stop deceiving these people people by telling them it is god bla ba bla..
omo at this point the pastor got angry and asked them to collect my mic and walk me out that i am sent by one of his enemies bla bla bla lmao.
my question is what i said is t wrong? do i deserve to be sent out like that?
did i break any rule as a non christian?

ppoor grl

flavor phyno are bigger

and he was planning to go fight jon jones? na hm deAd body them for carry return to naija

where do all these idiots come from/

she just farted

MrIcredible:
I'm heartbroken


Why did he buy car for his mom and left his dad?


Some women dey bring bad luck sha

may u remain in what ever condition u are now permanently in the name of satan i worship and in the name of jesus u worship.
useless bastard

so fast to post about his loss. useless op

solostar1:


haha...

deed been done.

I feel sad for him but I like his adventurous spirit.

he didnt look at this like a business. he just wanted to make a name. the other guy is a wrestler, so he should have knows that it will be hard for him. if the guy was a striker, it will have been a dfferent thing. he just made so many people loose money

solostar1:


Ok...

spoilt Sunday morning

the guy should learn from floyd mayweather. do everything possible to remain undefeated even if it means u fighting girls . the guy just Bleep up

u know southis is not east right. dont talk of sounth then start showing me Igbos o

solostar1:


submission then

no submission.
decision
sorry i just saw your write up now

solostar1:

Shit

decision or ko

just a clear win
he use wrestling finish am

my isreal is finished
he needs to learn jujitsu