₦airaland Forum

AngelicBeing:
Hian, una go kill person with laugh for nairaland.com, so make the guy offload the semen for Ragolis bottle and go sell am for fertility clinics for 5000 Dollars

@ OP, NOTHING IS WRONG WITH YOU, semen discharge is common to practically all men as long as you are not an olosho candidate

Moneyboyz:
Probably a bird who has been used to people feeding it, nothing superstitions here.

sisisioge:
Glad to hear. Now you can go back to being a trusted employee

You wey no dey like wahala, come go jam trailer load of it....I'm glad your shock absorber is still working just fine

Klass99:
I don't understand, you already had these 4 kids before your ex-husband? If I recall correctly you had just one kid before your ex i.e. the boy who is now 15 years old, is that correct?

There's something single parents, widows, widowers and divorced people need to understand when it comes to their children. Don't expect your partners to love them unconditionally or in the same vein you do, if your partner likes you and likes your kids well enough, to want to align themselves with you and your children, please accept and embrace that.

The best thing a partner or subsequent spouse can be to your kids is a friend and a mentor, to help guide, instruct and teach them, the way older friends and good mentors do for us in life or at work. Don't be looking for or insisting on fatherly or motherly love, dem no follow you fck the fck wey born those children, so they can't feel the same way you do. It should be enough if they like you and your kids.

My dearest Klass,
The sound of Kolanut is not really how it taste in the mouth ...She should abort the mission in my opinion.. But it's up to her

Blue86:
I don't know where you are, but Apostle Arome Osayi is graced with supernatural abilities in Jesus name for eye cases.

As in none of his congregants wears eye glasses .

Pneumaa:
Fair play to Newcastle .. could have had two goals just after going down 2 goals.. meanwhile so Liverpool could not score more goals against a red carded team.. playing like they were evenly matched.

Shame, Liverpool not making top 4 this season.. best believe it

BigDawsNet:
We are back

It's really Good the 2 goals were scored before their team member was given the marching order... It would have been... They weren't complete

slan87:
Deep

The circumstances surrounding getting the car was what every international students would understand..
<< You can't call your folks all the time that you needed funds.. u have to get a job to tidy certain things..
<< I saw a part-time job that requires the applicant to own a car, I applied... During the interview I was asked again if I got a car because it warrant starting work @ 6am.. no lateness...I said yes with a smile.. I was offered the job to resume in four days time..Chaiii!!!!
If I rely on Bus, I will be resuming 45mins late every morning duties I will be doing..

<< I went online where second and third handed cars were sold by the owners themselves...not car dealers..
<< With limited resources as a student, I bought it... A Holden Hatchback, two doors..
I hated it because it was "girly"..If someone wants to get to the back seat, u have to come out and press your front seat
<< Again, The previous owner got a cat, I discovered that after buying, hmmm it took me more than 4months to remove the deep-rooted furs from the seats..
<< U see, it was just a means to get from point A to B...I only appreciated it when it rains.
<< My second car purchase was more like what u were describing now

Klass99:
You have got to love your own gender sha, una James Bond moves na die 🤣.

Klass, honestly I like my brothers alot... But some of them, their behaviours were a total turnoff...
They do a lot of Good to make you ladies happy to the detriment of their fellow brothers...Yet, u don't tend to appreciate them..

Let me give you an example...I was really young when I entered the university.. I believe I wasn't exposed to Daddy Teresa's wonderful deeds to humanity back then as a teenager because I wasn't on the street...

I witnessed daddy Teresa's good deeds one day when I was coming back home from Uni for a weekend...We were all students in that Bus except a middle aged woman. Along Enugu-PH expressway, the bus we were in developed a fault..As we were waiting for the driver to fix the Bus, Daddy Teresa(s) started slowing down and picking only the ladies just to "lift them out of danger".. their Good works to humanity was so shocking and infuriating at the same time to a teenage mind like mine...

I mean I wasn't angry that their generosity was not within our scope as guys but the back seats were empty, the middle aged woman who went to asked for a lift was also human and also a woman but no, my brothers ignored her and one thing I noticed was some slowed down, saw some regular faces and left...

Within 13mins, the pretty ladies were all gone leaving the 2 regular looking girls, the middle aged woman and 3 young male students...Since the driver said he wasn't refunding us that he has called the head office to send another Bus, I wasn't interested in waiting, I just flagged down another Bus and continued my journey..

This happened during the time we knew nothing about smart phones, no Uber to call.. Nokia 3310, Bird phones, and sony ericsson of blessed memory were still reigning supreme..

You see, my brothers have been making you ladies happy since time immemorial.... They have been your knight in shining armour for yrs.... The other thread, one of your sisters was asking her boyfriend for a car for Valentine...A car her father couldn't provide for her...I was so disgusted at her audacity (I was happy though at my brothers free speech on that topic). And yet u claimed we were acting James Bond?

blueAgent:
is not the ppls fault
they are following CBN 's instructions.

Oh!! Okay.. I didn't know that...thanks for that...
Next time economics teachers should tell their students that there are clause on the aforementioned characteristics of CBN..
That's buddy and have a great weekend

blueAgent:
Na true.

They are called bankers bank.

Thank youOoo So what are these people doing in front of Central Bank instead of the commercial Banks?

dungas30:
no oooo haba you don't know that outside is sweeter... Hmmmm is like you have never tasted a stolen meat

emmanuelewumi:
They reprogram the software of the jazz

Klass99:
Bro code ethics ke, make I hear word abeg! Go and sit down joor, una get ethics before? You people that can sleep with your best friend's girl or wife.

Bratislava has a tight memory and is good at digging up old threads, she may be able to russle up that thread I talked about. Brat if you are aware of that thread, please kindly clear Richy's doubts for me.

Klass, one day, one of our member would compile a list on what men truly wanted on this planet... and it will be circulated around the world...it will be translated in many languages... It will be 💯% clear..

And believe me, what we (Men) wants, if elaborated for every woman to understand, it won't be up to 2 pages .. We are not complex people..We are just totally misunderstood... The ladies that managed to understand men are enjoying the benefit of it all.. both married and unmarried 😎

Klass99:
You have started o, e be like say you don haze that your igbosere weed again 😂. There's nothing exaggerated or embellished about this story na.

Did you not see a front page thread where a married man was hyperventilating all over the place and practically quenching from jealousy and heartbreak because his side chic was getting married? A married man authored that thread and shared his crises himself. The thing choke!

I didn't comment on that thread otherwise I would have been able to quickly track it and share the link for you to see yourself. Did you not see the post below, by a man on this thread? These things happen for real.

I would have totally like to read ... It's against our Bro code ethics Klass

What a man who is into other women can do at most is to drink and his wife won't even know.... Because If she knows,Such would attract ultimate laughter and disdain from her.. that's why I was doubting the story..

If such actually happened, Our members in Nigeria will look for him and fine him.. 2 she-goats and an alligator pepper to appease the brothers..

Though we don't encourage extra marital activities but he was trying to put the species that stands and pee to shame by trying to kill himself over a mistress... We can't take such