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[quote author=bbpreye.]You have no idea who u're about to mess with! If I face you you will regret the day you joined nairaland. Maybe u're just literally too stupid to insult! So I'll just pass! You need more ijebu garri shoved up ur asss!

Hug the next transformer!

Discombobulated akpan!

#adds more sugar to the garri#

@topic, Amelika is dommed![/quote]presido am feeling you jor. Dont mind him.

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But una get time shall

Skulboy: That's cool, man. Really okay. I'm not yet that good at programming too

my bros its little by little. Oh. I really wanna learn php

cyril83: see ur kpekus outside,u even dey bros wizkid...anywayz who knws ur age sef

what do you want with my age.

Na wah oh. Nigeria and facebook.com

On the phone with Wizkid.
.
Wizkid: hello who i dey talk to

Rick9: bros Wizkid na me oh.

Wizkid: ah Rick na your voice be this ?

Rick9: no bros na your voice oh. Anyway bros i hear something oh

Wizkid: wetin be that ?

Rick9: bros them say you dey insult Tonto Dike. Na true. ?

Wizkid: no mind her oh. When she go dey sing one wack song i dey try tell her she dey talk anyhow.

Rick9: en na wah oh. But bros why na . Ok wait make i conference her.
(phone Ring tonto Dike pick

Tonto Dike: Hello who be this .
Rick9: na me na ah.
Tonto Dike: ah rick9 na your voice be this.
Rick9: tonto dike no oh. Na your voice. Wizkid dey online oh. I conference am
Tonto Dike: Wizkid na me you dey curse abi. See en that jeep when i buy for you return am. Fast
Wizkid: ah na so you dey harsh make i come dey trek Abeg na sorry na.
Rick9: na una know jor. (cut phone)

ammyluv2002: I tire for the whole thing o! We too like to always dey involved for white man life even when they don't even give a f**k about us. Some Nigerians don't even know which state that conducted elections recently not to talk of knowing the names of the candiates but they sabi US candiates own, they know the date and even Campaign for the candiate of their choice and I start to wonder if Nigerians are allowed to vote....*smh* I know US is important to the world economy but there other countries too(VETO POWERS) so let's just stop making this mumu noise and start thinking of moving Nigeria forward. @ poster, I'm sure u are a chelsea fan because na una like noise too much....lol

thank you my brother.

I Just cant stop Laughing mtn users. Ah poor nigerians suffering in the hands of thieves. God bless etisalat. Best network in Nigeria.
Etisalat una do well for my body.
Etisalat till i die. Quality network. Cheap to use. No scams. God bless etisalat. As for una when dey use mtn una go cry tire. Ahahahah laugh wan kill me die.

I created www.guruswise.wapka.mobi on my own. Without anyone teaching me. Just learn HTML CSS JAVASCRIPT & PHP. @ www.w3schools.com your wapka wapsite will be ready before you know it. But believe me its really stressful. But fun. Its really good for beginners. It would enhance your knowledge. Thanks. Find me on facebook. Fred Rick (Fan Page) find me. And ask questions.

Skulboy: Yeah! You did. It starts little by little.

thank you. I need to learn programming.

Price of Gaaaa_rrrr_iiiiiii. On my mind. Wetin concern me with Us election.

Guys get an Atlas or download google maps. You will know your route. And the arrival time.

[quote author=PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN]I want to compensate Bokoharam members. I think that would stop them.[/quote]Whatttttttttt Oga you say wetin. Compensate who. For what. Oga see en park well o. How you go dey compensate murderers. En take time oh. Muchewwwwwwwwwww.

The gift i was born with. 1 i can operate any gadget without learning it. I know how to operate any phone without learning. I know how to think very fast. I like adventures alot. It led me to create a site www.guruswise.wapka.mobi i wasnt tutored by any professional. I have never heard of programming before i ventured into it. .

I believe.

Skulboy: Very hard to make money from that genre of website.

thanks but at least i tried. Have you viewed the site ?

On the phone with wizkid.
Wizkid: Hello!
RICK: Bros Wizkid i hail oh
Wizkid: Rick na your voice be this.
RICK: No na your own. I hear say you don collect one tear rubber. Na true.
Wizkid: my brother na so i see am oh. I say make i still add something oh.
RICK: bros u too much oh. But people dey say na lie say you no buy the motor say you rent am. Bros na true.
Wizkid: na them get thier mouth oh. Anything when them like make them talk. Na them know.
RICK: So bros anything for your boy . I dey H
Wizkid: o boy nothing oh. Bye bye. (Cut phone)
RICK : hmmm no be your fault na me when call you.

[quote author= President GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN]i agree with the Man of God please good citizens of Nigeria pray for this country.[/quote]oga i hear but we need action. Oh. Thank you

GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN: my People i am doing everything to stop bokoharam menace

Oga we don tire oh. Please do something.

GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN: MY people dont worry i will look into it. I will set up a committee to. Access the situation.

Ah Oga please do fast oh. But when Nigeria start to dey use drone. Abi them think say drones na small pikin machine. Ahahahahaha oga do fast

chukwudi44: John 20:22-23 When he had said this, he breathed on them and said to them, "Receive the Holy Spirit. If you forgive the sins of any, they are forgiven them; if you retain the sins of any, they are retained.

Very Correct.

Garri for life.

[color=#CC0000]And how does this appointment stop the raging flood. Or most importantly how does it affect the price of[/color] [quote author=G_a_r_r_i]...[/quote]Mtchewwwwwwww

I created www.guruswise.wapka.mobi have never learnt programming before. But i created it. Please how can i make money from it.

Na only Naija Artistes plenty pass fans.

The price of garri in benin is giving me heart attacks.

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Ceefrankiehowdy: bad news...is potiskum yobe state capital?

i wonder oh. Na Damaturu me be know oh. Abeg Op confirm the story jor