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;Dpublic assault for proposal?...quite dumb and disrespectful....well I wish her more slaps ..slap for wedding anniversary...punch for silver jubilee and a casket for golden jubilee..... Lol ;Dpublic assault for proposal?...quite dumb and disrespectful....well I wish her more slaps ..slap for wedding anniversary...punch for silver jubilee and a casket for golden jubilee..... Lol

since you didn't retrieve it before the break up and you are sure you didn't give her the laptop permanently cus some people after break up then want stuffs back...once you are sure it was lending..get the police involved and make sure you have proof of ownership..you will surely get it back..use the police so you don't get yourself hurt over nothing..good luck

Roma10:
After giving my students an assignment to draw a human skeleton
Just to test their memory after the long holiday
This what I got from the best!!!

...lol...that one you gave 5/20 don't deserve 5 o...that's a GHOST NOT A HUMAN SKELETON... HAHAHAHA...na wa

let no one pressure you to marry o ...if not your marriage might turn out to be a community project i.e a marriage where family always settle issues..lol...you need to be mentally ready first,then financially...please don't let anyone push you. ..make up your mind...and picture the kind of home you want...going to church is not a bad thing but only that doesn't guarantee a great home...so paint the picture of a home you want...check other qualities in your present girl. ..if you two are good together to a large extent then you could start thinking of the marriage. remember NO PRESSURES

people should be careful and always try to put their emotions in check.. CHEATING IS NOT A CRIME IN THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA BUT ARSON, MURDER, ASSAULT WOULD LAND YOU IN SERIOUS TROUBLE..no one is Worth going to jail for...IF MARRIAGE TIRE UNA,UNA MOVE ON INSTEAD OF HURTING SOMEONE OR IN TURN HURTING YOURSELF... tomorrow maybe na the man u go kill or pour acid on his side chick...it's not worth it...many people have wasted their lives all in the name of fighting husband or wife or a side chick or a wife's lover. SMH

Dan Burn is a powerful left centre-back who has blossomed under Graham Potter and his £13m ($18m) acquisition represents an instant upgrade.
On the other side, Kieran Trippier is extremely reliable and ought to indirectly improve the performances of Jamaal Lascelles.
Matt Targett is a solid if unspectacular left-back, but when midfielder Matt Ritchie has been playing there all season, Targett is a welcome addition nonetheless.
On the simplest level, better defenders means better defending, but for Howe a leaky defence is a tactical issue.
His Bournemouth team were fundamentally too expansive when in possession. The lines of their 4-4-2 were overly stretched and the pressing often appeared sporadic, which meant opponents could slice through them all too easily.
Fortunately, Newcastle’s new signings should also help this side of things.
Trippier, Burn, and Bruno Guimaraes are very talented on the ball, and their ability to retain possession under pressure should lead to fewer giveaways in the Newcastle half.
In other words, Newcastle can begin to gradually hold more possession and move higher up the pitch, avoiding the pitfalls of Howe’s Bournemouth – who moved in the opposite direction as the manager’s transfers failed to improve his team’s passing.
Howe’s trajectory at Bournemouth was to move away from possession-obsessive football in his first two years in the Premier League to a deeper line of engagement and a counter-attacking approach.
In that respect his appointment at Newcastle - as a midpoint between two styles as they look to build – made sense

Arsenal had a pretty poor January transfer window so there is some pressure on that to improve ahead of the summer.
The Sun claims that the Gunners are looking to boost their strikeforce with the signings of Real Sociedad's Alexander Isak and Everton's Dominic Calvert-Lewin , while Wolves midfielder Ruben Neves has also been identified as a player to take the club to the next level.
After letting a host of squad players depart, while letting Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang join Barcelona for free, Arsenal have saved some money in the long-term and are ready to spend it in the summer.
Isak has a €90 million release clause, while Calvert-Lewin (€60m) and Neves (€50m) could mean they end up splashing over €200m

Tomek09:
Women in Japan celebrate penis festival.

It’s a party through which women pay tributes to the penis for its role in the well-being and enjoyment of humans.

They reverence and praise men for possessing an organ which always leave them satisfied and happy after coming in contact with it.

This celebration has been going on since 1977 and it's being marked annually.

...na wa... nothing wen pass no go see

Vinnie2000:
In my Workplace this Evening, One Fine, female Worker started to accost the Guys as we were Leaving.

She was Holding our hands and shoulders, saying Next week Monday is Valentine oo. That we must Buy her Gift, no matter how small.

After her Insistence, my Pal who is Married now Promised to get her Something small.

Me too, Also Promised to Buy her a Gift because who knows 'She might Reward the Givers later'. Lolssss...

BUT SERIOUSLY, IS THERE ANYTHING WRONG FOR A MARRIED GUY TO GIVE A LADY FRIEND OR COLLEAGUE VALENTINE GIFT?

...you wife won't find that funny...besides what are you even getting so friendly with a female colleague who begs for gifts from male folks...how many she buy for you,?...she is been manipulative...gift from a friend or colleague is earned not "forced"...only your wife can hold you to such ransom

Adekunlegold9ja:
It'd be 27 this year...
I can't speak my local dialect fluently.
I am good at writing English language.
But I am not an articulate speaker of English.

Most times, I make big blunders while I speak.
Which are not intended.
I get lost for words to say while communicating to the extent that I stutter a lot
I am an introvert.

...listen to news more both local and foreign..read write ups online, anything of your interest and if you love football,listen keenly to commentaries..all those will help improve your grammar...on the aspect of you being an introvert,just relate more with people that share your area of interest,trust me you will start sharing good conversation with them...good luck

na wa...this one reach to send me to bed

Zeal0000007:
Pals just don't know what to think, here is it, my fiancee's sex libido increased rapidly than before, I work at sea returning back from work , the way my woman has been spinning during sex is disturbing.
I know she must have missed me but she is not a very sexy driven person. This time around during sex, she can raised her legs up to her head, and its shocking, the way she moans its unbelievable, this time around she loves doggy style, like say tomorrow no dey, she wants to come up top me and alot more.

My imagination is trying to tell that she might be having it with someone that is very good in bed while I was away, pals this is giving me a lot of concern. Soon I will be going back in matter of days, from my observations since I came back I have not seen strange number calling her.

....porn or her meditating about having sex with you can increase that...and it's also possible she is seeing someone but don't bank on that yet tell you have strong and more reasonable proof cus she can be seeing a million men and still maintain same libido when with you... keep your eyes and brain at alert...be wise before you ruin ur relationship over nothing

Amb1045:
I got this rather weird message to my inbox. This lady wrote in from Abuja. She is in her late 20's, gainfully employed and had been married for 6 months to a Successful Engineer. She noticed an unusual thing about the husband. They would smooch and all, pre-intimacy and all the works, she would be 'ready' if you know what I mean and he would just excuse himself to urinate. He wools be there for like 10mins before rejoining her to make out.

This had been happening for months and she thought that was odd. So on this fateful day, she tiptoed to find out what he always did in the Bathroom and luckily he didn't lock the door like other days and to her shock she caught him masturbaring to a porn video. She was reallt angry, shouting and raving and he refused to say anything to his defence till this day. Infact they haven't been talking since that day and it's been 2 months already.

She wants to know what she has to do?

...it's more of psychological...the man believes he would last longer if he first masturbate...the thing there is,let her calm down have a talk with him,boost his sexual ego,be patient and let them both learn and try to improve their sex life...then see a doctor if need be...but the big issue here is..WILL THE MAN AGREE OR SEE THIS AS A SERIOUS ISSUE OR PROBABLY MENTAL ISSUE?..let the man cooperate,the lady be patient and they will both fix this

acecouture:
I met this my new Girlfriend last year, it was a non sexual relationship, and we are both fine about it.
But last week she told me a shocker of my life ,she has hormonal disorder (PCOS) and PID (pelvis inflammatory disease), and when I goggle searched it , what I found wasn't good at all, .I'm thinking of ending things with her
I really thank God nothing has happened between us,this lady looks too discipline and innocent to have this stuffs .I wish to marry her ,but I have made up my mind...I just don't know if I'm doing the right thing.

..you didn't even put in any effort to see if she can be made better medically.. SMH...na so the love be?..even as a friend you should support her not to talk of a lover...bro no worry you hear..let her be, surely she will see someone to support her through thick and thin...na wa...I didn't say marry her bro,but just a little support,instead of wanting to move on..just move on though since your mind is already tilting towards leaving..wish ya the best!

paulolee:
the players no crowd d robot??

..Lol

Gareth Bale was seen laughing at Eden Hazard after his Real Madrid teammate was instructed to sit back down on the bench after warming up during Thursday’s Copa del Rey quarter-final against Athletic Bilbao.
Bale and Hazard were both left on the bench for the full 90 minutes by Madrid head coach Carlo Ancelotti.
Los Blancos were dumped out of the competition when Alex Berenguer popped up with the winning goal for Athletic in the 89th minute.
Ancelotti made two substitutions during the game: Isco for Vinicius Jr, who’d just returned from international duty with Brazil, in the 60th minute and Eduardo Camavinga for Toni Kroos in the 76th minute.
Hazard, who has scored one goal and provided two assists in 18 appearances for Madrid this season, was told to take his place back on the bench after warming up.
For whatever reason, this appeared to amuse Bale, who was seen laughing at the Belgium international.
“Whether it was sarcasm, disbelief or something completely unrelated, who knows, but at least the Welshman is smiling in spite of his situation,”

ChizzyBuna:
There is a fine fair girl, that works with her mother in pharmacy.
She is giving me green light but her mother is always aroubd her in the pharmacy.

How do i give her my number

1. Should i write it in a piece of paper and slide it to her when i come to buy medicine.

Or

2. Wait outside the pharmacy and monitor when her mother goes out to buy something. Then i will enter the pharmacy and toast the girl alone.

...if she really wants you...she will do something to keep in touch with you...and be sure o... before you misinterpret her customer service strategy as "greenlight"

FIFA's ground-breaking new limb-tracking VAR offside technology disallowed its first-ever goal at the Club World Cup on Thursday ahead of its roll out at the World Cup in Qatar later this year.
Alameri Zayed thought he had scored his second goal of the game in first-half stoppage time for Al-Jazira of the United Arab Emirates against AS Pirae of Tahiti in their first-round tie, but the VAR technology ruled the striker was marginally in front of defender Alvin Tehau. Al-Jazira were already 3-0 up at the time and went on to win 4-1.

The semi-automated system, which aims to massively reduce the time it takes to make an offside decision and provide clear visualisation for supporters, is in the final stage of live trials at the Club World Cup in the UAE. It has been extensively tested across several FIFA tournaments, including the Arab Cup in December.
It is hoped that the new graphics, which move the camera in line with the incident -- much like Hawk-eye's goal-line technology -- will remove much of the misunderstanding around offside decisions.
The VAR no longer manually places lines on the broadcaster's television pictures, with the new system using dedicated cameras and Artificial Intelligence (AI). Twelve cameras are installed under the stadium roof to track the players using up to 29 data points at 50 times per second. This is processed in real time and sent automatically to the VAR. It means most offside calls could be made in seconds rather than minutes.
The AI-based technology uses automated ball detection and creates three-dimensional models of a player's position instantly. It improves the accuracy of the kick point, another great area of controversy, using tracking data and sensors.
It is planned to replace the current offside technology being used by the Premier League, and all major domestic leagues, by the start of the 2023-24 season.
Alongside its use for VAR, the technology will be able to completely recreate a match as a virtual animation with only a few seconds' delay, allowing coaches, players and other support staff to watch a game or any specific incident from any vantage point.

this is quite touching... but I believe she should still keep her options open,be friendly and happy and don't restrain herself to just HIV positive partners.. secondly she can meet positive people too when she goes for her medication..but please just stay open..you never can tell..a negative person might want you... HIV is not that bad,so many illness are worst...good luck lady

firstly...sit down and turn the table around .be the one treated that way...would you forgive?..if yes then proceed to love that woman and treat her like a queen that she is...I really want u to turn the table around cus it will help you know the true value of appreciating, respecting and loving someone...now you must be very transparent and try all your best to reciprocate all that she brings to the marriage in loving, caring and respecting... have that healthy "competition" with your wife on who will love each other more...you have a jewel don't loose it!...A GOOD WOMAN THAT EARNS MORE THAN THR MAN WILL LOVE AND SHARE EVERYTHING WITH THE MAN ONCE THE MAN ALWAYS SHARES HIS "LITTLE" WITH HER AND SUPPORT,LOVE AND RESPECT HER....GIVE A GOOD WOMAN LOVE, CARE,HONESTY, RESPECT AND LOYALTY AND SHE WILL GIVE YOU THAT TOO A THOUSAND FOLDS .. you're a blessed man..may wisdom to love your wife find you more..good luck

Timoleon:
My guy was 25 when he tried for enyimba. He was told that he was too young. True story..

..yes bro...in NPFL...feeder team players are even older than main team players... LoL... in short just free NPFL.. there's nothing professional about that league

EDhims:
He graduated as an Industrial Physicist in 2013. That's 9 years not even 7 years I wrote earlier

....na wa o..naija sef...well football na just Hussle sha

EDhims:
That guy claiming 18years is way more than. We graduated together from Esut 7 years ago

...you see,cus he speaks very very good English unlike most NPFL players...I can't recall his course of study now ..is it business administration?..I can't recall

na wa...congrats Sha..two seasons now..he go consider retirement... SMH...meaning he was 17years when he finished top scorer last season..I listened to his interview on brilafm,the guy speaks so so matured ..NO 18YEAR OLD FOR NPFL ...I remember a coach tell a 20year old that he is too young to play for Bendel insurance then.. mtchewww

SMH...this country Sha.. everything is in doubt even our population.. LoL...just doing everything possible to loot the subsidy money..no light,do you know businesses dependent on petrol?..do you know the massive inflation it will cause? yet some minister is proposing #5000 transport allowance for 60% Nigerians;that will even cost 5x more than the subsidy monthly...These our leaders are jokingly and stinkingly wicked sha

is really transport going to be the major concern?..I think it should be the inflation that comes with it,the businesses dependent on generators for power..this country is a joke and that joke is motivated by wickedness..pay that #5000 for even four months and that subsidy for two years,and they say we don't have money,well no need talking no one is paying any #5000,they just want to loot the subsidy cash..fix power and the complain won't be much!!

Trust is a very important asset in a relationship/marriage..now I will only talk of a particular aspect;which is trust in communication..it takes trust to tell you partner that they did something wrong because some people would apologise but keep that particular act that they now know annoys you for future purposes.what do I mean?..for example you know your partner loves a very clean home,then when you have issues,you mess up the house just to get back at them,that's simply using that against them.
secondly you partner confides a secret in you maybe a past relationship or a family issue or anything like that;then you use it against them during a fight..the implication of such actions may include these or even more:
1) you partner may never trust you again with anything no matter how much you apologise and make up
2) that lack of trust may grow deeper and deeper into other issues of your relationship/marriage
3) that trust may like become non-existent
Please we should be careful when trying to get at someone,when it comes to relationship/marriage and always remember IT TAKES TRUST FOR A PARTNER TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH YOU HURT THEM,they trust you would make amends that's why they are telling you if not they won't,so don't ruin that trust

forgiveness is key in every relationship/marriage because no matter the connection a partner must offended at some point.
Now the question is how those one establish a sustainable forgiving heart in that relationship/marriage?..this meant sound shocking,the greater responsibility lies with the person that offended the other..now these steps should be followed
1) apologising
2) apologising and really showing you are sorry
3) doing everything to make your partner forgive
the last be the most important comes after your partner accepts your apology,that is number 4
4) after the apology has been accepted it brings a greater responsibility of you putting in all the work to make sure that mistake does happen again because if you keep repeating it and apologising over time your partner will loose confidence and trust in your apologies and that can lead to so many cracks in that relationship.. FORGIVENESS IS KEY,BUT NO ONE IS OBLIGATED TO FORGIVE ANYONE,ITS NOT A RIGHT,ITS EARNED AND WHEN EARNED,IT TAKES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY TO SUSTAIN IT!

shameful though

the plan of subsidy to be removed has been suspended but the question is what was the minister for finance thinking when she proposed #5000 to 60% of Nigerians as transport allowance monthly?..subsidy is between 130 to 250 billion naira monthly as they said...now giving 60% of Nigerians (i.e 120million Nigerians) #5000 monthly will amount to 720billion monthly...so madam minister for finance are we replacing the subsidy that we claim is too much of a burden to the government with something much higher,about five times higher?..some people should really explain some things to Nigerians...is this really democracy?..cus the government ain't answerable to it's citizens at all...or is there some agenda behind this whole subsidy removal?..too bad though... NIGERIANS DESERVE BETTER..we are educated,don't rule us as if we are dummies!

the plan of subsidy to be removed has been suspended but the question is what was the minister for finance thinking when she proposed #5000 to 60% of Nigerians as transport allowance monthly?..subsidy is between 130 to 250 billion naira monthly as they said...now giving 60% of Nigerians (i.e 120million Nigerians) #5000 monthly will amount to 720billion monthly...so madam minister for finance are we replacing the subsidy that we claim is too much of a burden to the government with something much higher,about five times higher?..some people should really explain some things to Nigerians...is this really democracy?..cus the government ain't answerable to it's citizens at all...or is there some agenda behind this whole subsidy removal?..too bad though... NIGERIANS DESERVE BETTER..we are educated,don't rule us as if we are dummies!