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PoliticsRe: Soldiers Shoot At Policemen Along Bauchi-Jos Road In Error by rigarmortis: 6:15am On May 30, 2016
Seeeeeeee:
So the policemen did'nt retaliate in error?
if they had done that maybe two more would have died by mistake
PoliticsRe: Nimbo Massacre: I Recorded Killing To Show My People Our Success –suspect by rigarmortis: 6:20am On May 29, 2016
982ABU:
the five fulani who have been killed by ibos before fulani attacked are they not human why are you bias in any issue according suspect to the suspect they killed five fulani and the fulani retaliate why can you ask which action the ibos cummunity taked as their people to avoid crisis between fulani headers and the ibos farmers for peace to rain
and they killed the five Fulani for sport abi?

you have forgotten how farmers were being killed in their farms anyhow prior to this.

Fulani has being disrupting harvest in ogun, Oyo, benue, Enugu, awka, delta etc. they drive their cows into your farm and kill at the slightest.

now let's say some were killed after so much provocation as happened in Oyo, or in bogoro Baluchi state. then it makes it equal ?

you are reasoning from your arse
CrimeRe: How I Narrowly Escaped Ritualist by rigarmortis:
to those saying you can't meet a girl and commence the do same day, just say you have not experienced it before.

I recall those days in school, during the December hols. if you don't go home, town girls come around FUTA gate and hang around and you can talk to them and take them "out" same day and they "take in" afterwards same day.

one of such days i saw this girl hanging around FUTA gate. I immediately recognized her as one of those. the school looked scanty and everything stood out.

I made move to approach her and as soon as I did, this bro called me. his name is mex . not a student but is around the school since time immemorial to be part of the school furniture. like the gate. or part of the school living thing. like mr akinola who failed to pass me in engineering drawing 202.

anyway the guy started advicing me. like.... guy you no know where these girls dey come from. she fit be witch. think about your life guy. etc. I became remorseful. and stopped.

but as soon as I did. the guy just took five steps forward and started spinning the girl.

I was wowed. the guy never even looked back.

just took the girl to an abandoned veiwing centre and played the match standing
EducationRe: Michael Arowosegbe Is LASU Best Graduating Student by rigarmortis: 9:33am On May 26, 2016
this young man is destined for great things.

i love his tenacity
PoliticsRe: Alleged Killing Of Herdsmen: North Raising False Alarm Against Ndigbo — IPOB by rigarmortis: 8:47am On May 26, 2016
YorubaHighness:
Ok, I agree. Ipods are wailing zombies, but why can't the north put Fulani herdsmen to order? Why do you guys always blame others instead of the boko herdsmen in our midst?
Actually the reason for this is the alleged mass grave of found in abia state, it was broadcasted and SSS fueled it and then eventually swept under the carpet when it was found to be baseless.

number 1 question is why the SSS spread such unfounded story.

number 2 is why the real issues are left unaddressed (herdsman) while baseless ones are pursued

number 3 is why does security agencies persecute communities that carry out revenge attacks and leave out the aggressors

number 4 is, can you imagine what would have happened if not that the masses are so needy now and dont even have time to fight, too many things to worry about, plus the recent disappointment, justified or not about the APC government?
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why Shy Guys Find It Difficult To Approach A Lady by rigarmortis: 4:48pm On May 24, 2016
its not shyness nowadays, there are many things involved.

you go to work early, you close late and tired, weekend you are resting, watching match and drinking with buddies, coupled with the ecnonmic situation, where is the time?

girls who want attention have to go out of their way to give a little green light nowadays otherwise nothing for you. even the single ones at work sef are looking for attention and getting none.
PoliticsRe: FG Scores Low On Agric Sector by rigarmortis: 9:42am On May 23, 2016
there are economies that crumbled because the leaders focused ONLY on ''fighting'' corruption. thinking that it will be the end to all problems.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Spend N3.9bn On Aso Rock Maintenance by rigarmortis:
omenka will insist its still jonathans fault.

he did not build store room, the dining is too small and he did not buy new bed.


meanwhile buhari says there is no money for bed so manage the student bed you have till things get better.
FamilyRe: Cheating Doesnt Stop A Man From Loving His Wife by rigarmortis: 8:14pm On May 15, 2016
baby124:
I hope OP can apply the same stupi*d logic to himself when his wife/girlfriend cheats. Just know that if you are cheating on your partner. The chances the person knows is 90%. The chances they are also cheating is 80%. You dictate how respectable or respected you are by committing to a relationship.
When you feel you want to cheat, it may be time to let your partner go. Once you betray they relationship, the other person too will look outside so as not to lose out. If they bring diseases for you, you will be in regret at the end of the day. It pays to be loyal, and self control saves lives. If you can't commit to one person, you will never be able to. And you will keep giving excuses all your life. You better change your orientation and do to other's what you will like done to you.
Women cheat just as much as men. And women have way more cheating partners or suitors than men have. The moment you betray your relationship, you are in soup if the woman revenges. Just know you are sitting on a time bomb. As she can potentially cheat with over 10men.
forget your long post.

it has been proven by science that men are poligamous by nature.

not only men but any male specie is generally polygamous. nowadays the high cost of living and religion coupled with westernization has made it hard. hence the need to sow those oats without long term attachment while keeping your legally married wife out of the know as a mark of respect to her.

on the issue of love. men can disconnect themselves emotionally from sex and just enjoy the feeling. this is harder for girls to do.

again in a research it was discovered that females secrete a particular hormone that binds them to a particular male they have regular sex with but even after thousands of rounds of sex with one girl no hormone was found in the males.

it shows that one woman for life is not biologically true for males but only internal discipline enforced. not nature.

it explains why club girls and aristo fight with their friend when a man they know is married gets tired of them and move to their friends.

for men, sex is not love. that's why you can keep a man via sex.

he will marry who he loves but has sex with whom is mind is pleased with at the moment when he is out of town for that business meeting and chilling in a club afterwards.

most girls who are promiscuous do so cos of the monetary reward attached. not cos its natural to them.

but guys would rather pay you to render your favours and go away so that you wpny come up with the love business when you know they are married.

women like marriage cos its like a security for them when they get older.

women in their fifties become less sexually desirable. and has less chance of encounters and partners.

men in their seventies and some on their death bed still easily engage in sexacape and can easily get married again.

marriage as we know it and Fidelity is built around the females happinesses and not the male.

so your man may bed the housemaid but he still loves you.

okay scratch that. there is a difference
BTW cheat and disrespect. the above or anything too "in your face" is disrespect.

but coming back too tired from that meeting in far away gboko. does not mean absence of love
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Thank God.... I Got A Job Thru Nairaland by rigarmortis: 6:42am On May 08, 2016
congrats bro. cheers
CrimeRe: Woman Hides Cocaine In Sweet Packs In Lagos (photo) by rigarmortis: 8:48am On May 03, 2016
rotten copse found with middle breast missing. man found with left nuts sliced off. sixteen year old kill 10year old for promise of 50k in ogun.

and man found with drugs. which is better.

not to talk of.......... man, identified as adeyemi oyewole scams man in london. man butchers ex service personnel in the UK
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Hold 8 Hostage In Delta Community by rigarmortis: 3:28pm On Apr 27, 2016
AbuMaryam1:
Herdsmen holding people hostage? People should kindly ask much about who are Fulani herdsmen ? I start doubting this things. I knew Fulani herdsmen can fight and kill but taking hostage is another thing that is bubbling my reasoning. For a long period of time people from far north had encounter clashes with the herdsmen, I don't where our media then to politicised it. Caveat apply, if we didn't stop politicising crisis alone the line of tribal and ethnicity it will finish us. people of Plateau state are of example. Let's unite and fight our enemies.
who is the enemy?

who kidnapped Olu Falae in his farm.

who killed agatu people because they stopped their cattle from grazing on their crops.

who did same in enugu.

oyo.

ogun

ondo

delta, this morning, for allegedly missing cows.'


and counting....

answer= fulani herdmans.

are you fulani?...dont worry you are ok, unless you have cattle and love them more than human life, then you are a fulani herdman....


i remember about 2 years ago around sallah time when my friend bought a ram to celebrate, people in the neighborhood cautioned him to buy close the the festive season and not groom till its old as fulani people will just come and claim the ram, cos they dont want any competition.

he thought it was a joke and bought one for grooming, as soon as the ram was big enough, these people just passed his house with their herd and pronto, the ram just joined in and went happily along with the fulani herd.

this i.diot friend of mine called me to come around o, say groove dey, i drove all the way from utako to lugbe, and he said we should go to the timber shed side, i thought we were going to buy SK, cos trust me, these fulani/hausa/berber there sell the best brand.

thats how this guy took me to were these guys were quartered for the day with their cattle, doing what fulani people do after a days work of feeding their cattle, occasionally r@p# and maiming, settled down to play their goje for the evening, to FHUKC their cattle sip some fura or whaever else.

the guy just accosted one of them, pointed at a happy ram and said, oga thats mine, i wan collect am, the nearest fulani looked up lazily, stared at him like an ant that crawled out of the wall, picked up a piece of grass and used it to pick his teeth, my guy repeated his demand, the guy made some sign language that he is coming, either to give him the ram or call his oga, he went behind some a screen and stayed for some time. i told my friend i was ready to go but he insisted on getting his dear ram.

after some time, a woman naked from head to waist with very slim and long withered flat breasts came out and stared at us, her baby clung to her clumsily from her side, looked briefly at us and them resumed his feeding from the left breast of the woman, she was quite good to look at, if you can excuse her untidiness, so i didnt notice quickly, that about 10 youths with bows along with the original guy were approaching us, immediately i saw them, i didnt wait to see if they come in peace, all i wanted was to leave there in one piece.

i just ran and left my friend there, the place was deserted and we didnt even have pen knife on us, i dont know how i got in the car, i just drove off without the guy.

i later noticed someone panting in the back seat.

my freind, he must have jumped in through the back window.
















you say make we ask plateau people what? how fulani kill them with army protection and how they are arrested when they retaliate?
PoliticsRe: Police Abandoned Us During Herdsmen Invasion – Enugu Community by rigarmortis: 6:32am On Apr 27, 2016
jcross19:
The whole scenario seems fishy !!!why the community call for security for safety and they turned them down with ridiculous excuses and after the deed have been done they came to prevented the village from revenge , they could do better by preventing the massacred. This fulanis , are killing people because they have some governmental back up , is getting too much everyday by day. Buhari call your brothers in order.!!!!!!!!!.




But I thought ipob have their own soldiers ? Ah this is time to prove something oooh don't just be a chest beater and opc in the west please be at alert this fulani are nightmare.
ipob has always maintained their stance as a non violent organization. their protests and marches has been without arms.

on the other hand you should ask why 82 men who planned to fish out the herdsmen from the bush were arrested by soldiers and taken to umuahia police station.

or why the false alarm of mass graves in abia.

that area is a soft spot for them cos the more they go inland the harder it is for them to escape as it happened to them in anambra.

furthermore these people appear to have state protection. they attack and nothing is done. but as soon as you plan yours soldiers come and arrest you.

and don't call on IPC they killed one of them in falaes farm and nothing has been done till now.
CrimeRe: Kidnap Gang Member Shoots Member In Error While Attempting To Kill Victim (pic) by rigarmortis: 8:02pm On Apr 24, 2016
Quakertellicus1:
Once again.....it is the Name Checkers Association of Nigeria....food branch.

Now for something completely different...

It is Miyan Taushe and Tuwon Shinkafa,washed down with kunun zaki,and lots of fura de nono for desert.

Adding a lot of suya and shawarama as added bonus.

(Apologies to the Orijin,kegite,stout.ale ,vodka,grapes and Lager crew...but as per we dey north....nothing for you)

Tonight's menu should take you to the Sahel....and beyond.

Live from somewhere in the erm....settlement...this is the Name Checkers Association of Nigeria....wishing you bon apetit.

CrimeRe: 2 Nigerian Men Arrested In India For Duping A Woman And - Pictured by rigarmortis: 11:46am On Apr 24, 2016
sarzy:
You are not worth a reply because you are impolite. Learn how to talk first!
go and sit your narrow ars3 down
CrimeRe: 2 Nigerian Men Arrested In India For Duping A Woman And - Pictured by rigarmortis: 10:58pm On Apr 23, 2016
sarzy:
Without sentiments, crimes are everywhere. But here's the thing: other tribes MOSTLY commit crimes in their own land. Only a few outside of their land. The guy above is siting examples of Yorubas butchering people in Ogun. Cases like this do not spoil the reputation of a country outside. See boko haram for example, it is confined to northern Nigeria despite the fact that terrorism is a global menace.
But Igbos enjoy committing crimes outsides of Nigeria hence dragging the name "Nigeria" to the mud. This is why people hate Nigerians in other countries. Ask Nigerians in the diaspora the kind of stigmatization they face! Most of the fraudulent crimes committed by Nigerians abroad are by Igbos. Don't be offended bro, but this is the truth!
guy shut the Bleep up.

browse through any fraud committed on London by a black person 90percent of such is Yoruba. the latest is the Milton keys scam. if you have stayed in Tottenham you will know that Yoruba ppl control the Underworld there.

what about the yoruba guys that killed a UK soldier in the name of Mohammad.

when it happens its a crime by people who represent themselves.

fool ask yourself why the London metro police ask would be officers if they can sppeak yoruba as an added advantage.

go to south Africa or Malaysia. any working boy you see there is 90ppercent chance of being Yoruba.

ask reminisce about the guy he always gives shout outs to in his songs.

rubbish.
CrimeRe: 2 Nigerian Men Arrested In India For Duping A Woman And - Pictured by rigarmortis: 5:49pm On Apr 23, 2016
how many times have we seen yoruba yahoo boys on Nl. how many times have we seen people butchered for money in Ogun. even boys as young as sixteen are payed to kill and cut out human parts. in Ogun no less.

the other day it was a whole gang of niyis and bayos arrested in Milton keys in the UK for fraud up to a whooping 3m pounds.

the thing is threads like that usually have no more than two pages. you won't see many Igbo people coming there to show off their ignorance. Yoruba that visits the thread would be like........why are "people" wicked. Nigerians these and that............

but once the case is reversed you see a whole legion of sophisticated people bashing a whole region for the sins of two. the men are no longer from Nigeria. the represent IBO people.

sick
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Oyo Farmers by rigarmortis: 10:00am On Apr 21, 2016
cassieblake:
Where is it written in nigeria constitution that it's only the president right to provide adequate security?it's not just the president alone,its takes our collective efforts to build and safeguard nigeria.
Forget it this man is really trying his best and if you feel he is not trying enough....you are free to contest and see how easy it's is.
The other day he went to China to talk business deal just to make it easy for us.
what kind of perverted speech is this?

if he doesnt contents then the person bold enough to contest must feel that he has something to offer so he should go ahead and do the needful.

and remember the APC upped the ante by their manifesto, by their blame game, so all the virtues the promised and failures of the past they exposed must be held up as the standard to judge them, no ore no less.

he is the president and he has that duty.

you guys wanted GEJ to visit borno but are quick to point out that PMB visiting agatu wont stop anything, we gain more by his overseas trips. fine.

but simple speech nko, calculated show of force nko? we get nothing, how do you want the citizens to feel.




go ahead and call me PDP
BusinessRe: Nigeria – China Currency Deal – The Biggest Winners And Losers by rigarmortis: 6:46pm On Apr 19, 2016
OK I know some people will say I'm negative but its really not true here. I'm being serious.

people are now seeing China as the new saviour in place of the west who are devils disguised as helpers. this may not be far from the truth. but its erroneous to see China as wanting to come and help Nigeria. they are investors, period, and investors exploit negotiations to their benefit.

coupled with the fact that Nigeria does not pursue investment deals, we just want immediate gains.

for example what's the local content in the infrastructure development deal? let's say China wants to build rail from Lagos to kano for us, you will see that all the major workers and engineers will be from China that's if another rail is to be built then we have yo call them again. China and Japan and Taiwan on the other hand insist on local content. in about five years time they are fully local. same way India developed her manufacturing industry ie tata trucks and co. right now some models of rovers are actually made in India. Japan used German technology mainly but see where they are now.

if this is not done the Chinese benefit mainly cos we provide them with jobs and foreign exchange. coupled with the fact that we import mainly from them and export virtually nothing making the trade one sided, it might lead to weaker naira against the dollar.

this move could be the smartest or the biggest blunder depending on the details and how its handled.
PoliticsRe: Agatu In Total Ruin — UN by rigarmortis: 5:48pm On Apr 03, 2016
olutunde12:
Buhari supporters are as senseless as their master. Who wish agatus death? So you also wished chibok girls kidnapped or what did your apc say then about them. 300 girls were kidnapped in chibok now 500 people were killed. You and apc were right to wail then but we are wrong to talk now?
Not that i support APC or PDP, they both failed in some aspect, APCs denial of the reasons they werew voted in however is annoying

And you post is excellent ppl just hate to be judged by the same standards they judged others, its really appalling seeing ppl like omenka trying to defend the indefensible and unforgivable gaffs instead of managing the situation, it shows that the psuedo youth movement were just loyal to party and paymasters instead of the nation

Another one of those shamless fools in tonyebarcanista, i think he is on his period now, i saw him buying pads, otherwise he would be here now

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