₦airaland Forum

voxpopp:
Was I in support of any APC governor or senator in my post. Read my submission again but this time, with your glasses on

Go back and read your post, this time use your drugs, shine your eyes, leave your dim lit room, and read veeeeeryyy s l o w l y.

You will notice your use of the phrase ''intelligent tanoids''.

Plus where in my post did i insinuate that you support apc.

A case of nagging guilty conscience?

voxpopp:
This senators no get job...all of them are criminals and selfish...both APC and PDP.

Nigerians this is the time to focus our searchlight into the activities of this senators and scrutinize all their moves especially in this administration.

This is where intelligent TANOIDS should focus all their rants on and allow Buhari to settle down and focus on other issues.

If pressure is diverted on them, Buhari will be given the chance to perform and they will all buckle up.

When i say APC members are suffering from selective memory, i am termed a tanoid, take a look at osun, apc memory never shifts towards that side, but always to an erring pdp state/member.

Now consider tambuwal and co, they never asked the to resign, now the want ekweremadu to resign, that shows you that apc is just like any other nigerian party, selfish, greedy, ambitious with a total disregard for the common citizen.

onegig:
You don't need to abuse or curse a tribe before you show your ethnic leanings.


If you would call an investigative inquest into the extra judicial killings of your fellow countrymen selective without reputable facts but would go on to list other atrocities that happened in the past from a select place then I don't need a soothsayer to tell me your bias.


Reflect on the following quotes of yours.



You just told us to brush off the Baga and Bama case because you feel what happened in Odi was worse without you presenting empirical facts to support it and you also just told us, it was the villagers killing themselves contrary to what the Nigerian Army told us that they were hiding the terrorists that's why most villages were razed. So which do we believe?


Please next time, bring facts when arguing. It makes things more interesting.

You are so good at jumping to conclusions, why dont you represent nigeria in the triple jump events come next olympics?

My bro is currently in the NE, serving the country the army way, i tell you, any arrest you see is done by the army, whenever the villagers catch someone suspected to be boko, its instant judgement, there is a documentary in conjunction with BBC and aired on ebony tv, where one head of the vigilante forces in a interveiw said his nephew joined boko, and was captured by his band of vigilantes, he said he killed the boy himself!


This is the reason why the NA stoped the vigilantes from raids.


Now the hiding of boko by the villagers was in the early periods, some out of fear hid some boko members, some were intimidated into doing so, i will search if there is a link on the aforementioned interview.


Now zaki ibiam, odi and biafra, apart from being nigerians, what do they have in comon?.........they are 3 different tribes, which one am i?


plus i never said odi was worse, i said the army razed the village down, which is a fact wether you beleive or not, if that one is not investigated, zaki ibiam is not investigated then this one which is an all out war is about to be investigated then some people will veiw it as selective.


Now give me one fact to back your own claims...

onegig:
There is nothing selective as regards anything. You have no facts as regard this issue and would do well to look at Amnesty's reports before commenting. A whole town was raised and burnt and you say there are no kids in there? You even have the temerity to call it collateral damage?

There's no need for a comparison. You can always open a case with change.org or even file a claim with AI(I heard they allow that) asking for an inquest into the other killings and I would gladly sign it.


This is more pronounced and lots of evidence of it abound including satellite imagery from AI.

The war is ongoing and this investigation is directly tied to the success or failure of the campaign against BH. I understand your bias but ethnic loyalty does not follow logical reasoning.

You type plenty but convey little, you side stepped my questions as to why Odi and Zaki, which were not full fledged insurgencies were not mentioned, and before you mention AI, not that as a sitting government, you dont need AI to probe wrong and excessive use of force, you even left out the biafra episode, recall black scorpions statement that he shoots anything that moves, and the starvation policy which was defended by saying that it was needed to end the war, you also questioned my use of collateral damage, do you know the meaning or you just wanted to usw the word ''temerity'' in a sentence and lastly you concluded that i am biased due to tribal sentiments when you dont even know my tribe, i didnt mention or abuse any tribe and those accused cuts across the three major regions.

Good luck.

onegig:
That successive government didn't probe that has only allowed for it continuation and led to what happened Baga and Bama occurring again.

That Odi and Zaki Biam were not probed till date does not make what the Nigerian soldiers did there right. I believe we need to open all cases of alleged extra judicial killings so we can teach the culprits that you have no right to take the life of another without resort to what the law states.

The armed forces would attach caution next time, if they know they would be punished for such recklessness in the line of duty.

Dont you agree with me that it would seem selective to probe just one out of the many?

Considering that this was outright warfare, with some guerilla fighting?

Collateral damage is bound to occur, i sincerely feel for the families who got caught on the wrong side though, but in the history of man there has never been a war without the death of innocent ones.

I hope you dont beleive those videos, the NA are not so stupid to film themselves shooting peeps then post same on the internet.

Plus, trust me, most of the killings of captured people was done by the villagers themselves and sometimes it will be the soldiers that would come and rescue them so they can get info from them.

Compare that to Odi and Zaki where whole villages were razed and even children killed.

If you want probe, then start from the begining, otherwise it would look like a witch hunt.

Even world war probes are going on.

onegig:
Communal security itch you call it?

What happened in Odi, Bayelsa was a communal itch? I guess it was complicated also that's why the soldiers killed and raped members of the community.


The Apo 5 in abuja some few years ago is also a communal hitch?

Police and other armed officers raiding and terrorising an entire community because an armed robber was presumed to have escaped through such community is also a war zone to you abi?


I don't need to go back and forth with you since you ascribe to extra judicial killings and jungle justice.

Your type are far removed from the reality of things.

Just try this. Go report to the Nigerian police that you have an armed robber living near you and see what happens. If you won't be locked up and harassed on how you knew they were armed robbers if you weren't one of them. Numerous Nigerians have reported crimes only for the authorities to turn around and witch hunt them.

You expect people who have zero confidence in the armed forces, extensive language barrier and general neglect by the government to go report that they have suicide bombers in their midst? When we all know such actions is akin to shooting yourself in the leg as;

1. They would have no protection from the military.

2. They are helpless against the terrorists

3. Our forces are highly incompetent when handling civilian relations as they only believe in force and violence to resolve thorny issues.

4. No witness protection programs

In fact any member of a community in the North East that tries reporting has just committed suicide by reporting.

Not only that, the government should never descend to the level of savages. If a community is found aiding and abeting crime. You don't pick people from there and start shooting them point blank or burn hundreds of houses in the community. That's why there is a court of law. Everyone has a right to life and should be given fair trial for their actions. Government and it's agencies are there to protect people not brazenly kill hundreds.

Very good post.

But who was probed for the Odi, Zaki and other massacres?

barcanista:
ANTI-CORRUPTION:
Timpre Sylva FREED:Buhari promised to fight corruption and to ensure that all ongoing trial are allowed to continue. In keeping to his promise, the Director of Public Prosecution under Buhari applied to withdraw the N2.5 billion fraud case against Fmr Gov of Bayelsa state and Buhari's ally Chief Timpre Sylva on June 1st, 2015. The action of the DPP led to striking out of another N19billion fraud suit against Sylva by Justice Ahmed Muhammed of the Federal High Court, Abuja on Wednesday, June 10, 2015. According to the learned Judge,
"the charges instituted against Sylva by the EFCC were an abuse of court process since they were based on the same set of transactions involved in the N2.45bn charges that were recently dropped against Sylva."
www.ynaija.com/ex-governor-bayelsa-timipre-sylva-cleared-efcc/

Fugitive exGov Murtala Nyako Free Again: Impeached Adamawa state Governor and another senior APC Chieftain Admiral Nyako Murtala was declared wanted on corruption and fraud charges by the EFCC on Feb 4, 2015, however he fled the prior to the time of the declaration. 24hours after the Buhari was sworn-in, the fugitive exGovernor made a surprise return to Nigeria. The same "wanted man" is yet to be arrested nor prosecuted under Buhari.
www.newsat247.com/2015/05/wanted-nyako-returns-plans-to-meet-buhari-will-he-be-arrested-did-you-remember-nyako-was-declared-wanted-by-the-efcc-over-read-details/
Buhari is yet to make any high profile arrest or prosecution since coming to power.

Transparency:
Buhari's administration promised to be very transparent. In fact, Baba pledged to lead by example by making public declaration of his Assets and liabilities. Till date #Baba is yet to make any declaration public. He only did the secret declaration like other public officers.

Security:
President Buhari promised to fight BH and BringBackOurGirls. Since his inauguration in May 29, Boko Haram have strucked a NINE times and killed over 500 Nigerians. We are yet to hear of any update with respect to the return of Chibok school girls.

Economy: Since coming to power petrol stations have continued to sell fuel at N120-N130 per litre across Nigeria instead of the approved N87 pump price. Nigerians have no clue whether there is still subsidy or not.

Governance:
Since coming to power, President Buhari is yet to appoint Senior Government officials like the Chief of Staff, Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Service Chiefs, Heads of Parastatals etcetera


I wish I can remember more of Baba's achievement. May God help Nigeria!

you forgot top add that a cerain Mr. Sylva's case has been thrown out from the courts.

a case of missing billions.

funmijoyb:
mocked by other Nigeria tribes? we r not Igbo thats being mocked arround in Nigeria and across d globe. beside we maintain good and cordial relationship with other tribes in Nigeria except a specific tribe(igbo) that says they dont belong to Nigeria and( wants to ruin dis country for their selfish interest) that will never be actualize.

Lagos is meant for Nigerians and d Yorubas d Outcasts should be thrown into d lagoon. or show b shown d way back home.

They cannot steal our culture and tradition just bcus they r having none

They cannot claim our land is no man's land

they cannot be in lagos politics anymore

Lagos is not their papa's land therefore they cannot ruin it

Yoruba people developed lagos

how can they be think of installing traditional rulers in lagos(na their papa land?) god punish their father

Check the caption u'll see is strictly 4 d Igbos. there are more of protest against igbo to come.
these Igbo hoodlums shouldn't be seen outside the SE. they should be in Biafra'sland.

Gambari are Igbo's master not yoruba. u people cannot go to their land and try rubbish.
Sebi na d gambari people dat caused ur people's genocide in millions which means they ur master. una no fear them? they where the ones that killed u in thosands and dumbed bodies in D east, has that ever happens to any other tribe or yoruba bf?
soon alot of Igbo people will start to deny their tribe una never see anything yet.

d hausa/fulani people we are at peace with them but not Igbo for now.

winniz if u r in SW and u r posting dis poo on nairaland go and repent bf is too late

lol, for your mind now, you don vex?


take a cold shower, j3rk while you are at it, then take a quick nap.

you will thank me later.







































































finally, get a job.
it helps.

Gabrielwilliams:
I believe you sir. Those guys have bin employed in one street in Bwari, Abuja. The supernatural is real

there you go, you will notice that the thieves will suddenly stop paying that street nocturnal visits.

MRBrownJ:
another Harry Potter tale from good ol' 9ja!

abeg bro, dont forget to take your medicine!

After you buddy.

temmyt20:
nxt time pls, take pix, ps: I never said I dnt believe in d supernatural though. peace bro

the prayer is that there is not going to be a next time!


I am leaving the place soon cos the salary cost of these guys is too much, coupled with the fact that you have to constantly settle them, especially in the night, coming from the club or something, to enter your own house!

temmyt20:
yea, gimme ur address...wld luv to see it....nd nt even a pix to confirm d authenticity of ur story.....at dis computer age...nd pls, I dnt do insults, am wey above dat,

too bad I didn't take pictures. I swear it didn't even occur to me, I was fascinated and repulsed at the same time and my mind was racing throughout, maybe if it had happed during day time, I would have.

anyway no need, robbers were rampant where I stay till we got these guys, and they transferred to other neighbours, till they attempted this one again.


two months ago, these same group of ohpeeshe guys killed an armed robber in kado estate Abuja, without holding any weapons themselves, there is also this estate around mararaba area, where they tamed thieves there.

no pictures though, sorry.


I stayed with some of my cuz in world bank estate, umuahia during the bakassi boys era and I also saw first hand what a turtle hung on one's neck like some chain can do. but I was kinda young then, and thought my eyes was playing tricks on me.

no pics too, triple sorry.

temmyt20:
na from ur window wey u dey peep u see al dis thing wey happen baa? abeg, wetin b d title of d movie

if you still doubt I can PM you my address, come anything after 12am with anything as small and inconsequential as a needle, pen knife or toy gun.


jump the fence.


get your friend to film, you from my window, I will host him free.


the rest will be history.


and believe me, it wont be a film, you wont be acting. or maybe you would, but its going to be a script hitherto unrehearsed and directed by diverse demons.

temmyt20:
na from ur window wey u dey peep u see al dis thing wey happen baa? abeg, wetin b d title of d movie

I had a vintage view as I stay upstairs, plus my street is all tarred and lit by streetlights, I can see the whole street to the close from my window.

and at some point I must have come downstairs, your brain should have told you.

maybe you feel I was "throwing" questions at them from the window too?

Even though i read many mystic books from lobsang rampa to new age books to various books on diverse religions, i have always been a little sceptical when it comes to manipulation of the spiritual to achieve some physical effect as shown by babalawos/marabouts/herberlists in nollywood movies. However recent events which i am witness to, leaves me flummoxed as to what to believe.

Lately there has been an upsurge in armed robbery where i stay (&^%$#@!&* estate, 5th avenue area, Abuja), security guards are mince meat for these guys, in fact you will be the one to untie the security guards in the morning and take them to the hospital after they must have had the living daylight beaten out of them and tied in a manner unfit for even sallah rams in dei dei cattle market.

Sometime ago, we sacked our security guards and replaced them with some ethnic militias who i wont want to mention here but who have a strong presence in the south west and known to use native charms like their counterparts in other regions, if is say O, you say P, another man say C see omo na you sabi..............just felt like singing.

After these aforementioned gentlemen were employed, the thieves took their business elsewhere, until some sorry, unfortunate group ventured into our compound, lo and behold it was the same set of unholy hoodlums who terrorised our neighbour a while back, we didn’t even hear much noise, i just peeped out of my window and behold one of these infamous gentlemen was dutifully sweeping the whole compound, even though he must have been sweeping for 1hour, the whole place was clean enough, but no!....he wont be deterred, he kept on sweeping.

Another one was outside the gate, from his gestures it was obvious that he was lost, he was in front of the gate, but kept feeling the air and glancing about like some long lost dog, another one that has succeeded in his endeavours to make his way in was inside the compound alright,........................but how will i describe this fellow, lets just say he is like a building with the lights on and no one home, kept stood like a soldier who has just saluted his superior, but has lost his mind the same instant, i mean, he just stared into space, he would occasionally make some movement, like knocking an imaginary fly off his brow or trying to kill a fire ant nesting deep in his underpants.

The last one of these unfortunate fellows was on all fours, making animal sounds, well not really animal sounds, goats on earth wont forgive me if i compare this guy to them, lets just say that if there are goats, dogs, cows and ram on Jupiter and Saturn, then they will be making a sound identical to this fellow, he will occasionally stand up, dust his clothes and you will think....ahaaa! he is ok!......but no!...as soon as you entertain such thoughts he will get back on all fours and continue the motions.

Now, we have three of these guards described above, only one was seen inside the compound, he was dutifully inspecting the lost, the absent minded, the street sweeper and the animal in human form actor, doing this with a nonchalant attitude, like a white man in southern USA circa 1856 inspecting his working slaves.

Neatly piled in a corner was a cutlass, some cowries, an axe, two dane guns and one saw off local pistols, all dutifully submitted by the lost souls currently busy with various endeavours at variance with what their original plan was. I later learnt that they put a charm by the gate, an anyone with a weapon and evil mind that ventures into the compound will immediately start doing whatever his base mind tells him.
Well, the other two guards were busy pursuing the lookout, immediately he saw the others behaving in an untoward manner at variance with the original script, he took to his heels and forgot about the brotherhood, afterall its not the marines, they do leave a man behind.

However this man was unlucky, he was being chased by runners faster that bolt, thunderbolt and usain combined, they guys were calling him to stop, he would stop, looking round, but as soon as they are about to approach him he will regain consciousness and take to his heels again, however he was eventually caught, he was struggling like a rat caught in a mousetrap, but he was eventually dragged to the to our compound, yes i mean dragged on the floor like some sack of rice, when he saw he was being dragged towards our compound, and as soon as he sighted the guy inspecting the others, he graduated from a mouse in a trap to a chicken with its head cut off, he struggled like mad, the guy didn’t even use force to subdue him, he just wore a ring, spat on the ring and slapped this homo sapiens, immediately he took the guy back in time to the stone ages, cavemen period, i mean....back to homo erectus, this guy started picking pebbles like some curious monkey, and eating them, not done with that he suddenly stood up, saw the gutter in draining our house into the street, and o!.....he suddenly became overjoyed!....he ran towards it, fell into the gutter with a smile, mouth agape and hand ready, before he landed in, he has started to scoop the contents into his mouth, thank goodness for his friend who had earlier cleaned the gutter for him, but alas, every inch hitherto missed by his companion was clean before you say jack robinson.

One of the guards moved closer and slapped him with another ring, saying something that sound like “abooo mu m’ole”.........the guy just went limp, he became so gentle, if not for his stone face and rasta goatee that gave him away as some crook, he was so gentle that you can give him your sister to marry, he started obeying instructions, one of the guards asked him in a not so gentle manner.....”oya bring yoo’ han’
For me maah tai”...the guy promptly presented his hands, neatly assembled to be tied behind him, i was stunned, it was like a kid doing something with much eagerness to please after being promised a parcel of sweets. “bring ya lehh’’....the guy stretched his leg in from of the guards, the two together, with so much joy and cooperation like a man promised good secx by his wife after agreeing to mow the lawn.

They guy became truthful as soon as he was tied, naming their gang, where stolen goods are kept etc.

Now i believe that the phenomenom hitherto known as jazz (no music) exist.

Due to this happening our neighbours decided to employ the set of gentlemen, they were immediately supplied with a fresh batch from lagos, after about two months the landlord refused to pay this guy, well the guy didn’t do much, he just put a small effigy (sigidi in Yoruba) in from of the guys house and travelled, the next day the guy prepared for work, attempted to leave his compound but as soon as he got to the gate, he shouted and stepped back, he said some invisible being was flogging him as he approached the gate, he tried again, same flogging, he didn’t go to work until he called them and gave them their money.

Convincing him to go to work afterwards was a major problem, he later went to work, came back and decided to sack the guys, i tell you, he was begging and explaining and pontificating, just to sack people in his employ.

The supernatural is real folks, for all the doubters on NL......very real.

HOW ELSE CAN YOU EXPLAIN.

my texture is the best fur chinchilla.

Bonapart:
What good will they bring staying alive. why not kill them immediately. They took an oath not to expose their top northern leaders.... kill every killable animal in that north

you want amnesty international to start again ba?

yes.


they exist in your brain and telenovelas.


not in Minsk, or Pinsk.



and mos def not in this modern Nigeria.

is the girl's name La-patricia Loomumba?

if yes, then you are in deep shiiitttt

ideology:
My dear, hmmmm
Have heard stories of a guy, that had to be taken to hospital for check up. infact as I was told, the nurse had to strip naked, and give the guy massage to ensure that he had erection, after the mallam claimed he had restored it. The mallam was beaten black and blue

So you mean i can get a lap dance from a sexy nurse by just forming stolen pehneice?


There is this nurse i have been eyeballing recklessly, she should be on duty tomorrow.........................

ayusco85:
is it edible?

Thats a tricky one.

It is lawfully edible by the opposite gender while some religious ones will argue that it is moral bad to eat thereof.....

However it is lawfully and morally forbidden in some parts of the world for such to be eaten by a male, punishable via 14 yrs in jail and a lifetime in hell.

Tmaritas76:
to add more flesh to your explanation . it is a man's third leg that Comes in different length and size and predominantly wears cap except the northerners. However as the name implies, anything done with it gives joy. Joystick

I used the chemistry, while you used the biological, however, the fucktion is still the same across board.

ayusco85:
what is joystick? and eggplant?

A joystick is a fleshy stick that gives joy.

He should check we after the return o.

There was a case of a guy whose peynease dissapeared after shaking a random guy in the market, the victim raised alarm and a mob garthered, ready to lynch the perp, the victim however pleaded with the mob to allow the guy return his pehniece first.

The perp made him promise that he will be forgiven afterwards, which the victim a agreed to, the perp thereafter reached into his spiritual bag which apparently contains a whole lot of ''organs'' picked one at random, fixed the guy and fled afterwards, they guy touched himslef, felt something and was so happy.

When he got home, his wife was in the mood, he brought out his tool in order to do damage....................


Lo and behold, the guy saw an albino's dikcc on his person!............working quite alright, large enough, but so very light against his soot dark skin.

He fainted.

The end.

Source.
www.rumour.com