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Family › Re: Woman Married 2 Husbands Same Time For 11 Years by rigarmortis: 4:16pm On Apr 19, 2015
I pity Mr. Okey anywhere he is, if she cant do this to Onipede, I wonder what he will do to Okey for exposing Her.
Family › Re: If You Found Out Your Male Child Has Been Defiled From Behind - Parents by rigarmortis:
francizy:
Guys in as much as we would want to have our pound of flesh, I don't think that is the best way to go about it. What if if the molester dies in your hands?

Left for me, I'll get him arrested and jailed while I pay the police and possibly the criminals in there with him to molest the life out of him.
If the molester dies then he will be more useful when dead, plants need manure, and do you know that local vultures are about to be extint?

These birds need food too.

His head will be useless, otherwise baba muftau can sell it for me to some guys who need some ritual money.
Career › Re: Sacked For Sending Official Mail With Blackberry by rigarmortis: 10:00am On Apr 19, 2015
He didnt tell you the whole gist, he and the MD are eyeing the same babe.

The MD secretary, sending such mail with the BB signature was careless, but sacking him for that is just too high handed.

Other ''things'' are involved.
Politics › Re: PDP Won’t Insult Buhari The Way APC Attacks Jonathan – Metuh by rigarmortis: 3:48pm On Apr 17, 2015
soma042:
He better go and learn how to make a good speech in English cus if he disgrace my country with his nomadic style of speech, i wunt wait for pdp before I'll bounce on him.
my good man, you cant bounce on someone......

did you mean, pounce?
Romance › Re: I Love My Eastern European Wife. She Is A True Gift From God. by rigarmortis: 8:56am On Apr 17, 2015
Fulaman198:
You must think you are funny, however with each post you are just showing how much of an immature brat you are. You most likely are jobless and in your teens. I have no time for a child.
Fulaman198:
You are full of crap. So if you really married for love as you say you butt kisser, why are you broadcasting your business to the world like the ARP protocol. Are you mentally challenged?
Fulaman198:
Dude you are a fricken i.diot that you don't even know the level of your own idiocracy. When I look at the word i.diot in the dictionary a picture of you appears.

Who the eff cares who you marry? Yet you feel that you should broadcast it to the world? Who are you in this world of 7 billion people? You are a nobody, get that through your tiny cranium you de.ranged kid.

In regards to your wife, that's your business, you are a Nigerian who isn't proud of his looks, his skin colour, his culture, etc. etc. I get that. You have low self-esteem. No one else could give 2 craps about that. If you really feel as if you need to broadcast your impotence to the whole world, I suggest you seek a psychologist. After all, I know they have plenty of those where you live in Europe.
you cowFucking, dikc gobbling, behind the door "up the azz" dikc taker.

your dikc riding skills is legendary, you posted the trash above, cursing out the OP to the admiration of some anonymous girls online, I knew you were a coward, now you want to hide behind a superior moral highground when you lose out in a verbal joust?

you are a b1tcccch, if you walk through a dim room full of men, a dikc will be stuck up in your windpipe before you say jack robinson.

you are the teen here, if you cant swim with the sharks, don't take a dive in the sea, quit all the proselytising, it doesn't befit your turban tying pvnk azz, you tried to shake the OP by hurling insults and now that you are the shook one, you pretend to be some holy "full of wisdom" MAN.

you are just a boy, now go play.

done with you.






you made me laugh BTW.

Health › Re: Boy Who Slept With A Girl He Met For The First Time Now Finds It Hard To Urinate by rigarmortis: 8:30am On Apr 17, 2015
ciprotab ought to don the trick
Romance › Re: I Love My Eastern European Wife. She Is A True Gift From God. by rigarmortis: 4:49pm On Apr 16, 2015
Fulaman198:
As aforementioned, if that helps you sleep better at night to know that your lifestyle is slightly better than that then I'm happy for you. Maybe one of these days you will be able to afford a bed.
hahaha

you can ask your sister where I laid her the night I "laid" her......................bed or the straw mat that she is used to.

she is in I better position to answer, I believe her name is Djenabou.
Romance › Re: I Love My Eastern European Wife. She Is A True Gift From God. by rigarmortis: 4:36pm On Apr 16, 2015
Fulaman198:
You sound like a very angry and depressed person, I don't think you sleep well at night at all.
yeah I do sleep well at night son, don't bother about me, its you am worried about, sleeping amidst all that cow dung and tse tse fly, tormenting you all through the night.
Romance › Re: I Love My Eastern European Wife. She Is A True Gift From God. by rigarmortis: 4:29pm On Apr 16, 2015
Fulaman198:
You truly are a comedian man cheesy. You keep saying Eastern European wife, why don't you just mention the country she is from, it makes you more believable.
eat a dikc and die slow!

you want everything spelt out for you punk azz?.........will naming the country cure you of you self induced mental coma?
Romance › Re: I Love My Eastern European Wife. She Is A True Gift From God. by rigarmortis: 4:25pm On Apr 16, 2015
Fulaman198:
Keep telling yourself whatever you feel makes you happy so that you can sleep better at night.
may shaitan rip off your two arms, shove one down your throat and stick the other one up you azzhole so you can shake hands in your stomach.

I sleep well at night bro, do you?...........without the dreadfully nauseous rituals?
Romance › Re: I Love My Eastern European Wife. She Is A True Gift From God. by rigarmortis: 9:55am On Apr 16, 2015
Fulaman198:
Nice try bigoted sex-deviant, it sounds like you read a lot of demonic books, you might want to get a mental check up very soon
I have read a lot of books, from all Robert Greene to lobsang rampa books, to the malleus maleficarum.

none is demonic as the devil's own manual, otherwise known as the (un)HOLY KoRan(T).

and believe me son, on the bolded, someone who hits his head on the ground, five times a day, plus inhaling the nauseous fart of the next man in front.............................all these acts done faithfully 5 times a day will definitely become mentally challenged at some point in his life.
Romance › Re: I Love My Eastern European Wife. She Is A True Gift From God. by rigarmortis: 8:26am On Apr 16, 2015
Fulaman198:
You are disgusting, seek mental help immediately
you can cure/manage any illness, but there is no known cure for being Fulani.
Romance › Re: I Love My Eastern European Wife. She Is A True Gift From God. by rigarmortis: 5:08pm On Apr 15, 2015
Fulaman198:
I don't think so, I know for a fact that you are talking about yourself. Only people who usually talk about such atrocious acts partake in them. My advice for you is to stop messing around with animals before you catch a very dangerous disease.
pond scum, so you have caught bovine TB from your unending assault on the mammary glands of some unfortunate poor cow?.....so sad.

desist before you contract mad cow disease son, remember you are slightly off your rocker already, no need to worsen the situation, stay off debauchery, no matter how tempting.

make friends with civilized beings, far away from your nomadic settlement, wherever-the-fvkc that is, and experience a new lease of life.

there is more to this life than, killing and maiming a whole village, hitting your head of the ground five times a day, reading from the devils manual, otherwise known as the koranT, and engaging in the occasional cow intra-virginal masssstvrb4t1on.
Politics › Re: APC Mentions A Post By Nairaland's Egift On Their Facebook Page by rigarmortis: 8:24am On Apr 15, 2015
Mynd44:
This guy is so smart

Hahahahaha
my good man, did you get carried away by the need to make an early post, or are you hurling thinly veiled insults at me with lethal intentions.?
Romance › Re: I Love My Eastern European Wife. She Is A True Gift From God. by rigarmortis: 8:13am On Apr 15, 2015
Fulaman198:
Something tells me not to believe a perverted racist and bigot like you. I know for a fact that i have had se.x with animals before. Please don't fill me on the details it's disgusting to think that a human (scratch that you are not human)....
only Fulani pvnks do that shii son.

the tales of Fulani pvnks laying heifers even right there in the abattoir is legendary, don't deny your heritage, I thought you are a proud Fulani.

and don't come here lying that you have never despatched at least one dirty infidel to the greater beyond before. it will be a disgrace to your jihad pursuing grandfather, a-la, uthman bin fodio.
Politics › Re: APC Mentions A Post By Nairaland's Egift On Their Facebook Page by rigarmortis: 8:11am On Apr 15, 2015
egift:
My Oga, I saw that comment again yesterday and laughed real hard. It is epic considering the happenings on NL grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin

even expert analysis fails....................................................... sometimes
Romance › Re: I Love My Eastern European Wife. She Is A True Gift From God. by rigarmortis: 10:43am On Apr 14, 2015
Fulaman198:
Are you sure you are not describing your own life of beastiality to me? It wouldn't surprise me if a pervert like you has experimented with animals.
The only experiment I have done on animals is dissecting them in biology class, I am sure you have dissected humans in the name of allah, all in a bid to get those 72 tight virgins in al janah, right? nice thing to look forward to after spending a lifetime fhcuking cow pusssy and sucking cow breasts.
Politics › Re: Okorocha Says Imo Supplementary Election Unnecessary; Claims Victory by rigarmortis: 2:07pm On Apr 13, 2015
olalat:
I'm very, very sorry to say this, but I must just pour out my mind irrespective of how tribalistic my comment may look. Igbo people are making century wrong political calculation. Reason: everybody should understand that power must shift back to the south after Buhari Administration and we know that its only southeast region that had never produced President in the country. There comes the person with national appeal that hold the savy, without being tagged tribal lord, okorocha stands tall among others but these people will just hate without rational thinking. I think they should rally round this man now or be shouting of self inflicted marginalization later. They always fall victims of their actions. History beckons. Bashing allowed and welcome. Thanks.
roachEs is a good orator, and magician, but in terms of job done on ground, he has done next to nothing, just good politicking
Celebrities › Re: Pictures 10 ISIS Militants Rapes A Nine Year Old Sex Slave To Pregnant by rigarmortis: 11:46am On Apr 13, 2015
they are only following their prophet's injunction
Politics › Re: The Message That Nailed Amaechi And Dakuku. Pictures. by rigarmortis: 11:44am On Apr 13, 2015
why do APC people complain and call people names when things don't go their way?
Politics › Re: Final Governorship Election Result In Taraba by rigarmortis: 11:10am On Apr 13, 2015
pressplay55:
is danbaba subtai a christain?
dan baba suntai is a Christian.
Romance › Re: I Love My Eastern European Wife. She Is A True Gift From God. by rigarmortis: 10:16am On Apr 13, 2015
Fulaman198:
I'm proud of my turban. Why are you so uneducated? your English is atrocious. I won't waste my time on an illiterate. Get on my level first.
what level? o ye cattlefucking beanheaded son of another beanhead.

you mean the level of burning villages and rayping women?.......the Fulani definition of fun/pastime?

nope...I will pass on that, you get on my level first, if you can, but then I doubt you unstable nomadic nature, coupled with that innate anger endemic that adherents of a certain creed emanating from Saudi will allow you to reach such heights of refined civility.

maybe hitting your large head on the ground 3 times daily is taking a toll on your mental capabilities.

same reason why you are envious of the OP's happy life.

go get a life dude, stop the female asskissing, if he is happy with his white wife, let him be, chill out bro, you are too stressed out for female commendation, go watch some p0rn and jerk off to it dude, or fhuck and underaged girl, like you guys do, worst case scenario, a fertile cow should do, I hear Fulani men enjoy such.

just let the guy be, my good man.
Crime › Re: Osa Alohaneke Stabs His Fiancée To Death In The US (photos) by rigarmortis: 1:43pm On Apr 10, 2015
Viciyus:
Mumu.


You don see illiterate dey reg for nairaland.


You don see illiterate dey write go pigeon English.



You don see illiterate dey even reply you back.



CONCLUSION


You be mumu big time
My good man.

Your IQ is identical to that of an unfortunate cow, tied to a post in DeiDei meat market, awaiting execution.

Even after pointing out facts to you, you still keep churning out shyte from your facehole.

Just keep shut if you dont have anything to say.

Better to keep shut and be thought a fool, than speak out and remove all doubt.

Just shut your gworo crushing mouth.

Imbecilic cattlefucker.
Romance › Re: If This Lady In The Picture Cheat On You....what Would You Do? by rigarmortis: 10:10am On Apr 10, 2015
yeeepa! see yansh!

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