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jpphilips:
Nigerians and living in self denial, go and read the structure of the Iraqi and syrian army before the arrival of ISIS, yet they fell under ISIS in three months before the yanks came.
Most of you are so ignorant that I wonder how you make your choice of food.
If ordinary boko Haram could raape the Nigerian Army, I can only wonder what ISIS will do.
Thank God for Chad who have shown within weeks that they are a formidable fighting force.

the boko thing is more complicated, you fight then, they run across the border, regroup and recruit and come back.

but lately, with the borders waging multidimensional wars against them, they cant survive.

even the US couldn't win a guerrilla war in Vietnam.

icebeatz:
Niggas dey talk over 100, my guy still dey fear for d 47 hin nack. Lmao

I tire o.

just 47?....at 27?.........and he is this jittery about it.

SMH

one of those girls is rocktation

i strongly disagree with no. 9.

some of the greatest minds from scientists to musicians to inventors smoke weed.

do your research well, weed is a wonder plant.

I might agree that abuse of the plant is wrong.

JUST 46!!!!?

THOS ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS!

cc b0rn2fuck, icebeatz, redbenson obontami,

Rubish list without.

Nneka the pretty sepert.

Oluwa l'onile.

Drilling for oil (naija classic p=rn)

Na you go tire (another naija porhn)

this is easy.

she wants you and she is looking for something.............leverage to hold on to.

what you do is, take her out, drink, but her some too, make sure you don't get drunk, a lil tipsy will do, take her home, fxck her to stupor, don't cum inside please!

afterwards rest, repeat the above act as many times as possible.

sleep.

wake up the next morning with eyes like..........................what have we done!

blame it on the DRINK!
say you will never have done with without the sleep, form broken heartedness, put your face in your palms, force out two drops of tears, more than that and you are a baby, no tear and you are heartless.

stand, pretend you are in a daze, start wearing your clothes fast, as if some spiritual force just called you from the village.

rush into your car/cab/okada.

once inside start smiling, call your girl, rush into her loving arms, and live happily ever faster.

she wont call you again.

jzdoberman:
No wonder the price of pampers come skyrocket!!!
How come him yansh dey leak abi Tinubu dey service 'there'...

you have a point

Bowaley17:
Ogun abenu gongo... Ewe nje ogun nje...

KABI'ESI O!

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR A LONG TIME AND I WILL REPEAT AGAIN, DO NOT GIVE CHILDREN FOOD LATE AT NIGHT, IT CAN CAUSE BAD DREAMS AND HALLUCINATIONS.

DO NOT!

DONT TRY IT!

DESIST FROM SUCH!

KEEP IT IN THE FRIDGE TILL MORNING, IF YOU DONT HAVE FRIDGE, WARM IT.

AT WORST, THROW AWAY, ITS BETTER THAN TURNING A CHILD INTO SOME DOOMSDAY PROPHET

PassingShot:
Explain why you have fish brain?


@ the post,

The Igbos are known to be very smart, industrious and intelligent. It is therefore unbelievable to see this same set of people always found wanting when it comes to playing high-tech politics of Nigeria. Personally I see it as an indication of a people who do not trust one another.

Apart from political appointments which at best benefit the appointees, there is very little the Igbos have gained from Jonathan presidency especially in the are of infrastructural development.

At the rate the political game of Nigeria is being played, the Igbos may not be able to produce a president till 2027 at the earliest (and that is if GEJ succeeds in rigging his way in this 2015 election) because most likely the North will produce a president from 2019 till 2027. They had the opportunity to speak in one voice and align with APC during the merger of the main opposition parties and negotiate for the VP slot so that they'll have a chance immediately after GMB's presidency but their naivety beclouded their judgment.

It is even possible that the Igbos will not produce a president in another 50 years if they play their politics of bitterness forgetting that you need alliance and sacrifices to win elections. This is what Okorocha understands and it is what the many other Igbo leaders fail to understand.

why act like all Igbo are supporting jonathan blindly, on the contrary, majority of the people who challenge and criticize him blindly are Igbo, reverend father mbaka dealt a severe blow to the man's ego, even soludo is destroying him economically.

compare that to blind praise singers who are even killing him, people like fayose, fani kayode, doyin okupe, Reuben abati are not Igbo, even afenifere and OPC adopted jonathan, both factions, in Aba, jonathan less than welcome reception, same in Imo, in lagos and akure, jonthan had massive crowd.

the main issue is that major power brokers like tinubu want to be relevant in federal politics, he knows he has no place in jonathans cabinet cos he has already chosen his crew and deputy.

obasanjo wants to stay relevant and has been schemed out by jona....that's the whole jona must go thing.......its personal beef with TWO major western powers.

barcanista:
I join the President and the good people of Nigeria to celebrate this success over BH. Together we fought, together we succeed! We shall keep fighting alongside the Ground troops, and we shall defeat the enemies of the State and their sponsors....

God Bless The Army
God Bless The Armed Forces
God Bless the C-in-C
God Bless the Good People of Nigeria.
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barcanista, a man after my own heart!

You can go ahead as long as your hubbies doesnt suck while the baby is watching...



For frogs sake thats the highest form of cruelty

RedBenson:
Hahahahahahaahahaha!

Boss, i hail o.

bros I hail you back, how the go dey go

who in his right or left senses will sniff a naija girls pant.

after walking about aimlessly in the hot sun, thereby accumulating a copious amount of sweat in the lower extremities without bothering to take a bath, she comes home and throws the thing stained with flecks of blood, sweat and all cultures of germ, bacteria, fungi and other vermin known and unknown to man, it stays for about a week, no washing and becomes starched-like.


then an unfortunate simpleton picks up the above described specimen and takes a sniff?

even a seasoned avid drug user will land in the hospital if he takes a sniff, the kind of effluvium emanating from such is enough to overdose a grown horse on steroids.

barcanista you are blessed

this guy is finally growing a brain and a pehnease

ichidodo:
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Showmeyourcertificate guy...and all you lovers of ichidodo,Nigeria and Transformation...Bigup fi unu, no babylon.Cho!!. [/color]

Same to you brov

Fifa does not recognise the nations cup and its not in the fifa calendar, so all matches won in the cup does not reflect in their ranking, fifa wants the cup to hold every 4yrs, while caf wants it every 2yrs.

Buhari will eat pork if that will make him win.....؛.........if only...

DDeliverer:
Why art thou betraying thy fellow guys?

For it shall come to pass after the ladies (side chicks) behold the picture which thou posteth that they shall be greatly vexed and their anger will be kindled against us and they shalt deny us sex thereafter.

Do not be dismayed, know ye not that sweet mouth is sweeter than manna to these damsels and the smell of mint money reprogrammeth their fish brain?

IsLAME, the mad folks creed