₦airaland Forum

Dating your mum's agemate at 23, must be some lazy youth looking for for easy life without sweating it out. It may be a case of jealousy over rival boy/man self. Let the full weight of the law be brought to bear on it.
May the deceased rest in peace.

Gravely undermined, to say the least. N70 cannot cannot even fund one month transportation to work for most people in some cities like Lagos.

Mataz arising!

What happened to Gumi's intel while terrorists have continued to invade Nigeria all this while? Scores of innocent Nigerians in Kastina, Zanfara, Benue, Jos, Kaduna, etc are killed from time to time by organized terrorist groups but Gumi never said anything.
Dear Gumi, please relax. If Nigeria can work with the Israelis to tame the callous killings by terrorists/bandits across the country it should be a welcomed development, sir.

Putin ain't give no shit.
He putin his shit back to homeland!

ibtommy:
Semen, or sperm, typically has a mild, slightly musky, or chlorine-like odor. This is due to the presence of alkaline substances and other compounds in semen. Some people may also perceive a slight sweetness due to fructose. A strong or foul odor can be a sign of infection, while a sweet smell may indicate diabetes.
That's the abseer from Google.

Chlorine is what you find in bleach.
Does that answer your question?
Besides, are yiu married? If NO, how come you come dey smell "sp" up and down?

So married folks are supposed to be smelling sperm upandan abi?
One never ceases to hear new things in Nairaland.

Depraved.

A laborer is worthy of his wages. Go and pay your debt, please.

Very good one. kudos bro.
I was at that cross road decades ago and I decided to have a grip on things.
I stopped the frolicking. Stayed celibate for about a year - yea, real tough stuff. Today I thank God for reaching out to me in that way after I ignored several calls.
As a man, one need to focus on himself more, especially at strategic developmental stages. It could be in 20s, 30s whenever. The earlier the better.
Most things we pursue in life are like butterflies. The more you pursue them, the more they tend to elude you when it appears they are already within reach. But if one is well prepared, calculative, patient and prayerful, the jigsaws will fall into the right places.
May God bless all your legit efforts out there.

Very moderate.
Enter Benin, every street get at least one GO not to talks of parishes

House built on sand. One has to be very careful on choice of locations to build in Lagos.
I pray he finds a way around it, otherwise, plan to move asap. Govt may soon intervene and close down the entire place.

Very good move. The rubbish started in Lagos and have somehow spread across the country.

The ban is a commendable bold move. Other states should do likewise.

DoctorStanley:
Easier said than done. Suppose broke girl is the only girl you "love"?
I'm in my early 30's and a medical doctor and I wish I studied something else.
I wish I knew not to study something simply because it is prestigious and in vogue

Feel free to prepare yourself and make that career switch you innately yearn for. Most time, we are our most obstinate hindrance there is.
Once there is a will, a way will always appear.

aribisala0:
How do you know this?

US Inc is your family business?
The US is blablabla like say you follow found the US

See colonisation of mind

I sincerely empathize with you, all the same.

aribisala0:
Niger is not Nigeria
When you get billions of dollars you need to spin all manner of stories to justify your pay day

My take
Why should I believe this yarn?

Some people are very credulous. They believe anything without asking questions especially when it involves Americans

I am not so credulous
Sounds like a Hollywood story
Notice how there is no mention of any input from the government of Niger or Nigeria

It is funny how colonisation has affected the capacity to reason

Yes, no input from Niger and/or Nigeria govt. Naija govt got the brief as the operation was already underway. The US is careful with operations like this to avoid compromise/sabotage. Feel free to Research how they tracked and eventually killed Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan without the Pakistani Govt knowing jack.
The terrorists are very strategic too and often have loyalists in strategic public positions for real-time access to otherwise strategic info

This is a sad development though a welcomed one that some foreign institutions are taking cognizance of the malfeasance by some above-the-law Nigerian office holders.

However, Canadian Court does not speak or represent the Canadian Government.
1. Canada has embassy in Nigeria and vis-visa
2. Canadian government has strong diplomatic and mutually-beneficial ties with the Nigerian Government
3. Are we to conclude that that the Canadian Government has strong and mutually beneficial relation with a 'terrorist government'? The answer is NO. At least in the Nigeria case.
4. I am persuaded to say the court actually overreached herself in that declaration.

Most women say that. They have this innate (not always true and mostly unfounded) belief that they can bargain better than men/husbands at all times and in all things.
So long as the 'extra' buying does not affect the usual housekeep money, she will get around to love you more for it in due course.
When my wife ask me how much, I usually counter with, 'you go pay'?
But now, anytime I return home from a trip without, na she dey halla if I no see bush meat for road

Don't just refuse him, send him back like yesterday. He needs to be around to follow enjoy the economy wet their heartlessness cook.

But Canada use style hash for the matter shall. Them call major Political parties terrorist organizations. Haba!

Jealousy and envy stinks from these developments and may soon grow into resentment and hatred.
The the girl was her biological child would she have advocated for the enrolment in public school? NO.
If the girl was her niece instead of yours, would she champion the discrimination? Most likely NO

Talk with you wife please. The little girl's promising future is at stake here. If your wife want, let her get an help from her family side. But if she insist on this same smart girl being moved to a public school, then consider sending the child to her parents with your continuous sponsorship.

Meanwhile, your son not topping his class for now shouldn't bother you much, he will come around. So long as he is disciplined, he will come out good.

Ttalk:
Aregbesola has lost it completely, one begin to wonder in the man truly have Yoruba blood in him

How sir? Aregbesola spoke as he felt/feels and you question his 'Yorubaness'?
One thing any sane Nigeria should agree with is that the Country needs a new approach to things. Buhari failed us, the present govt is struggling and not there at all. If the present government can rejig itself to get a fresh and fruitful hold on Nigeria economy and security, the time to do so is now, let them do it.

motymop:
this is funny

i dont know if i should laugh or shake my head.

Feel free to do both
No one will bill you for either

Exousiang01:
Wetin you dey talk, no be exactly the same thing we dey talk?

Adam dey with her for inside farm, but she still go dey collect choppings from another being.
No be the same thing OP dey talk.
Are girls in relationships not billing other guys?

Take am easy biko. I just dey stress am in a different way.

After beating us blue-black Sudan coach don torn counsellor for Naija head simply because we do not value professionalism.
Na his bragging right though, plus na pure truth.
Sudan ooooo!

Unfortunately, Adam is not here to tell us how he managed with Eve!

Imagine if Eve was of the make and mentality of some Naija women today. E sure say Adam for hear am one way or the other. Just Imagine:

EVE: AD darling, I need to pay for my father's final burial.
ADAM: Horney which father? You were taken from my rib na!
EVE: And so what? He died before I was taken from your rib abi you think say papa for gree like that? Just say you don't love me and stop these irrelevant excuses just because of small burial money
ADAM: (looks up and down, more confused than ever)

If this is true, I will say Kudos to our govt for finally recognizing and commending those that make the nation proud. While we at it, please engage the following people accordingly too.

1: Fred Ajiduah - Anti-Fraud Ambassador / EFCC brand image (you may remove the eagle and replace with his photo)
2: Tunji Bello - National Security Ambassador (All national security equipment purchases, allocation, distribution and shall be endorsed by him)
3: Oluwasina Oluwagbemiga, AKA Shina Rambo: Ambassador on armed robbery matters (He may not qualify because he did his time and is now fully repentant. Please scrap that)
4: Lawrence Anini: Posthumous National Award on the fight against armed robbery.
5: Osayi Lawrence Lawson: Ambassador for Anti-robbery activities in appreciation of the works of his late father stated above
6: Prophet Adefolusho Aanu Olasele: Ambassador for Anti- Cross-Border Drug Trafficking and face of NDLEA (NDLEA should release instanta)
7: All those Nigerians on death sentences in Indonesia: FG should work on their immediate release to take over our embassies in Asia countries
You can start with the few listed above while we do more research on other deserving of such meritorious 'award'.

GanagiBitrus:
Of all places to fall after stumbling, na on top of your husband.
That woman should be investigated for murder.

Na so. The story no pure at all. What manner of falling izdatsef?

Softmirror:
All because she states undisputable facts. When will Peter Obi address the drug trafficking in Anambra by the people of Anambra who are being killed for their crimes in foreign lands?! Soludo as spoken against it many times. Obi lacks principle. He is just a desperate human being.

Any which way, any how, just drag Peter Obi into it!
Some of you are irreparably fixated on that man for being legit and advocating for a better nation.

free2ryhme:
Na who una dey expect to perform for his wedding before, portable

Idamu Adugbo no dey disappoint na!
Area Scatter go some release vibes for the wedding self!
You go hear: 'No be by go America be oko ati iyawo!

I am a strong advocate for justice administration but I innately and detest selective and disproportionate justice.

What we are seeing he amounts to 'Different Strokes For Different Folks!

The court suit/charge will fail eventually!

All well meaning human right lawyers should rise to the occasion.

I so submit.

LagosOrigin:
45% of Ogun state internally generated revenue comes from skull mining business.

If their governor catch you

Brahamimo:
You're not being fair to me Sir.

Apologies if you were directly affected, was just saying generally. Some people have a way of condoling some of these evils. Imagine the the individual fingered to be the promoter of the "BADDOO" saga in Ikorodu area of Lagos. Till date he lives large amongst the people,