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There are also the tradesmen/artisan beggers.

Give them small thing to do them go bill you mountain. When you react in shock (bill obviously way above the job) they will tell you
'a Oga, you are more than that nah'!
'Oga, you get this money but you no wan spend am'

Entitled beggars efriwia! especially in Lagos

I wish you brought this up when the assault incident happened.

Do you still have the shirt he tore on you on the fateful day?
Do you have the contact of the Police officers who witnessed what happened and also declined your boss' request to put you in the car before the patrol team came along?
Which Police station did he report you at?

NB: If you have the above, you can, with proper guidance turn this case against him and hopefully restrict his proclivity to maltreat his staff in the future.

Why the hell cant they get the vaccine for this evil of a disease? What is WHO doing?

DR Congo need the world now and ever.

Yet you guys felt obligated to explain that the 'senator' 'kill Accord with votes'!

Very anyhow set of people.

18yrs old indeed!

Quick recovery!

Is there a sworn affidavit of change of name / addition to existing name?

dominique:
I beg to disagree with madam Rita, anybody can name themselves whatever name they wish. You don't need to be married before you can acquire a name.

Haaaaaaaaa! Thats labeling ooooooooo! Stereotyping no good nah!

Kaa4:
E hen I don see wen for the hand of one Edo guy. I dey run from them. Stubborn, difficult people!

Kpelle my dear!

But una no learn any lesson jareee! Still making men to stray as if na Eden still dey host!

DickenClarq:
We are all tired of it my sister.

From the very first day I saw my first menstrual flow, till date I HAVE KNOWN NO PEACE

If it come Early- PROBLEM
If it come Late- PROBLEM
If it doesn't come at all- PROBLEM
If it finally come- PROBLEM
If it is Irregular- PROBLEM
If it is so regular- PROBLEM
If I think about it- PROBLEM
If I don't even think about it- PROBLEM

The worst of it all is the CRAMP, God please have mercy

If this is punishment to women for what Eve did at the garden of Eden, God abeg forgive us we have finally learnt our lesson

May God help us

!: Get hold of the evidence (recorded)
2: Go to hospital for medical examination and get the report; damaged eardrum, trauma, psychological breakdown etc! - dont be in a hurry. Go for repeated medical examination and treatment
3: Get a good law to sue the stone-age 'lecturer' and the school and NUC. (You do not need to worry about funding the court case, agree on sharing % with the badass counsel!

You may not bother to thank me, please.

Thank you.

Happy wedlock!

Dear God, may people never have to say in the future, 'I knew it'!

The Magazine name says it all! Its what the chap wants, ATTENTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Make them enjoy am!

Hope she wont sue Yul in the future!

Three wives for a near-jobless chap, all sponsored by the state. Later them go born everywhere without tangible means to care for them. Sooner than later the kids end up in the streets as Almajiri and some will later gruaduate to become serious security challenge to society,
All sponsored by the State.

The useless governor wants to help a 17years old girl, no trade, no school, just marry her out to whoever. Very anyhow thing!

D.O.A Suit.

Make she shall camdan!

Depression is real! Unfortunately, there are not much help in Nigeria on metal health!

I have been there but suicide is not a good way out. Please lets help as many around us as possible, Helping is not necessarily in material stuffs! Giving a listening ear, rendering quality counsels can go a long way in helping the fellow to have a better understanding of the condition. Being there for them help to boost self-esteem and lower the risk of self-harm.

May her soul rest in peace.

"My children benefited from the free education programme, and I personally benefited from his sponsorship for Hajj,” Haruna said.

Which part of the above statement is 'confusing' you?

akpumping7720:
I thought loans are not good for students and others just as we like criticizing NELFUND

Whats wrong with Court Wedding?

If you must wed, then be prepared to wed.

'It’s just pure friendship'[b][/b]. I would have said, keep it at that, but here you seem to be asking if or not you should initiate ..

NB: Get her that gift - not necessarily big stuff. Let her know you really appreciate her, and with time also let her know your challenges
She may just help you connect with your desire, who knows! She gat friends bah?

Its the ladies doing most times Same way a brief brow will do every to marry that tall broad if there is an iota of green yellow light!

Story for the gods! The chochocho type go expose every, yet she dey run matter steady across with low-budget regard for the dude she dey proclaim for,

Same same! We/most Naija men feels same

lightwind:
If i see any tattoos on your skin as a woman, i will instantly lose my respect for you.


Both leg chains
Nose ring
Too many earrings on ear 👂


But i love you with your waist beads anytime anyday

Naaa! Wifey no like am oo and I have seceral others!

Na make-up be worse. Masquerade go turn Beauty P in a jiffy!

SeeWahala:
Y E S

I swear, you are not likely to make heaven at allllllllllllllllllllllllll!
Just imagine uppercut just becos sis hala gender equali..
You go do 130years (without parole) in purgatory if kia is nut taken ooooooooo

SeeWahala:
Since we're speaking of 'mutual' feelings . . . did you know that men never like women who put on wigs and weavon? 🤔

I know you'd say it's not men's business but just imagine if you meet a man who deceived you by covering his bald head with a toupee (hair patch)

Wouldn't you feel bad after it flies off his head when he's bouncing ontop you in the bedroom and you see moonlight reflecting from his shine - shine abolo ?

'I am your wife" - meaning the foundation is gravely shaken!

If I were to summarize 2-Face marriage marriage with Natasha, its - 'RIRO'
'Rush-In-Rush-Out'

Men can do the do and feel no emotional attachment whatsoever.
That is why some men with side-chick(s) will still love and honor their wife!
What it takes is self-control to let other attractions remain what the are, mere attractions.

She remains beautiful!

Dear Mama, wishing you more years in good health and peace in Jesus name.

'Oloshoing' is the oldest known trade by the 'Apple' advocates so this is no nuuuuuuuuuuus!

Nostalgic!

Days of Canada Dry!
When students used Geishea (Canned fish) to eat Eba steady steady!
Days of moonlight plays and doings!
Gone are the days of yore!

Racoon:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/18xq7XhcSo/

Very doable. Just keep a diary (very private oo and in your mind.)

Before you know it, the 'do' go dey taya you after 1 shot!

Before you know it, u go stay with her for days and ur mind no reason Straight of Hamurz!

There, is body count telling on you

SeeWahala:
Op is unfortunately right

If only we men could accurately measure body counts

Confirmed Albino! Very wickedSoutie

Ayain!

Afin!

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Abeg make una add una loka name!

Flangelo12:
Na this oyinbo man be Thubelihle Sbonakaliso Mpisi?

Abi na albino?

'Owo mi da' sounding self-deluded nitwit!

TemplarLandry:
These are joble$$ boys who fled their states because of Monday sit @ homes. They now constitute nui$ans in peaceful Lagos.