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Romance / Re: Advice On How To Deal With My Ex-girlfriend Who Is Married by RillJ(m): 11:12am On Feb 17, 2022
Do not go that route with a 'married woman'.

If you cannot keep the relationship at purely platonic, simply end it before she makes a SIMPLETON out of you.

You both, differently have marriages to make work with different people.
Education / Re: Delta Government Closes Arise And Shine Nursery & Primary School In Asaba by RillJ(m): 11:24am On Feb 14, 2022
Why send a 19months old to 'school' in the first case?

A number of psycho cases are camouflaging in schools, occasionally letting loose their madness disguised as "discipline".

May the mad criminal be brought to swift and serving justice.

May God Almighty condole the bereaved.

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Entertainment / Re: What An Ibadan Nightclub Looked Like In 1960 (Picture) by RillJ(m): 10:49am On Feb 11, 2022
One day, you will learn some decency, hopefully.

Ekealterego:

This ignorant comment is why history was banned in school. First, this not a night Club. secondly, this is just 1960, after Europeans have colonised you all for at least 50 years. Europeans brought their foreign sense of "decency" to them. In those people's father's generation, wearing all these heavy fabric in a hot and humid tropics made no sense at all.

It makes no sense even now, that's why you Nigerians smell like a hole of pit laterine. Even those who put on their roll on. Na still by the grace of God.

This is not the original way our forefathers dressed. Our forefathers had the right apparel for the weather and "decency" was not defined by how much you cover your body in the tropics, which makes you smell and sweat like a pig.
Entertainment / Re: What An Ibadan Nightclub Looked Like In 1960 (Picture) by RillJ(m): 7:37am On Feb 11, 2022
The good old days that we killed it gradually in our quest for modernization and the pretense of classiness
Properties / Re: Man Singlehandedly Saved A Filling Station From Burning Down. Photos And Video. by RillJ(m): 1:13pm On Feb 10, 2022
May God forgive youI
grin grin grin
VeryWickedMan:
Afonja for loot the remaining fuel
Very wicked tribe
Crime / Re: Man Threatens Mother With Acid For Not Disclosing His Biological Father by RillJ(m): 7:56am On Feb 08, 2022
All shades of wrong.

Just tell him who his father is.

ahnie:
I think the boy should be put behind bar permanently for life,if the mum isn't careful he would be the one that would hack life outta her.

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Culture / Re: Do You Still Hear Cocks Crow In Your Neighborhood? by RillJ(m): 3:40pm On Feb 01, 2022
I had some some few years ago! They were up and doing!
Sounding the alarm regularly with Military precision
A particular one like that (last cock standing) had a way of getting very close to my bedroom window before letting off the shrieks. Its like it was determined to deliver the wake up call.

Nature is great

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Nairaland / General / Re: Pregnant Woman Delivers Baby In A Bus While Traveling From Bori To Port Harcourt by RillJ(m): 1:57pm On Jan 28, 2022
Kuku name the pikin Georgina Bush!

Congrats to the mother.

Kudos to every one who assisted one way or the other

Special thanks to the vehicle driver because I can imagine the plenty noises, commotion and wahala wey him face.

Georgina Bush (the Pikin ooo), welcome to your world
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus Shows Off New Curvy Body After Successfully Losing Weight (video) by RillJ(m): 1:39pm On Jan 26, 2022
andysmith123:
where is the loss of weight now?


I jos taya ooo
Politics / Re: Police Arrest Hoodlums Who Beat Fadila Abdulrahman Over Facebook Post by RillJ(m): 4:04pm On Jan 24, 2022
Totilopussylick:
The suspects arrested by the police are Bello Musa aka Al-Shabba 24 Yrs, Nasiru Abubakar a.k.a. Mane 22yrs, Mala Mohammed a.k.a Bobby 30yrs and Ali D. Shettima a.k.a Ari 25yrs

Northern touts.

Kudos to the officers for a job well done.

Na Chinedu, Segun and co u be dey expect b4?

Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Reveals Kazim Adeoti, Her New Lover (Photos) by RillJ(m): 9:31am On Jan 24, 2022
vastolord4:
Correction 'reveals the face of one of her men'

Business / Re: Can Someone Withdraw Money From Fixed Deposit Before Maturity? by RillJ(m): 4:04pm On Jan 17, 2022
Sure thing.

1. Liquidate the invested (fixed) sum
1a. the bank will charge you for premature liquidation but the charges is only against the interest you were supposed to earn for the period (not on your capital)

2. Withdraw (remove) whatever amount you want to.

3. Fix the balance in a new arrangement.

Na u get your money biko.
Politics / Re: Jewel Cianeh Visits Yahaya Bello: Says Bello is the type of Leader Africa Needs by RillJ(m): 7:45am On Jan 17, 2022
Good, make she carry Bello go Liberia biko
Celebrities / Re: 2baba Idibia: I No Dey Give Women Belle Again, I Don Change (Video) by RillJ(m): 7:38am On Jan 14, 2022
Ur bitterness is unfounded.

Its so deep and vain that it may affect your health.

donofdons:
Go and do vasectomy you vile, primitive impregnator who lack self control. How can a man make such mistakes so many times and saddle his wife with such responsibilities? A man like you who refuse to use condom or pull out. Chasing Momentary pleasure and being stucked with bastard kids who did nothing to deserve such a father. If you want, become a traditionalist like fela and marry them all or become a Muslim and marry four, but these nonsense will forever soil your great name.
Religion / Re: Pastor Fatoyinbo: Igbos Find It Difficult Donating Money To Churches by RillJ(m): 9:24am On Jan 04, 2022
Having it difficult with your Igbo members abi?

Is it their salvation that interest your or their finances?

This racial stigmatization is completely uncalled for. This man should apologize and withdrawal this ungodly statement.

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Properties / Re: My Experience With A Landlord In Ibadan by RillJ(m): 3:24pm On Dec 24, 2021
Crazy people everywhere...P.S we later replayed the game and i lost...

The joke was on you bro!
Your Ibadan friend saw ahead that the game may go against him hence he arranged with the landlord that if by 'so so and so time' you do not hear from me, plz switch off my gen>

Then he prepared your mind ahead with crazy stories of the 'amiable' landlord's mischiefs whereas Ibadan people including the landlords are the most friendly on the globe grin grin grin

Just when your were about to win the game, the conspirators pulled did the 'needful', Gen went off, game had to start afresh.

And true to plan, you lost to the home zone. You have been played bro.


PS; to those who believe my narratives above, and those who think otherwise, just remember this:

Crazy people everywhere grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Nazo Ekezie: Stop Throwing Signals To Nigerian Men, Ask Them Out by RillJ(m): 3:44pm On Dec 20, 2021
Lol! No be by fox oooo!!!

Hintona:
Come and force us na angry grin

Modified;

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Nairaland men are so intimidated by my comment. They are even threatening me with Shiloh grin grin

Make I laugh small abeg grin

Very funny gender. Is it by force to ask a man out?
Politics / Re: Wike: Amaechi Tried To Truncate My Political Career by RillJ(m): 9:58am On Dec 20, 2021
Wike practically made Amechi a governor, after PDP pushed him aside and fielded another candidate.
There would not have been any Amaechi if not for Wike.

Aufbauh:
Woke is sounding like an ungrateful soul.
The same person who gave you the opportunity to served him as a Chief of staffs & nominated you for ministerial slot from the state should be regarded as your benefactor.

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Romance / Re: 'My Girlfriend Sheds Tears Whenever I Am Leaving Home For Work' - Man (Video) by RillJ(m): 11:56am On Dec 17, 2021
Hyping your perception of your union. Guaranteed to ensure that
1. U remain permanently worried about how she is fairing while you are away
2. U have her picture and in your mind all day
3. Don't stray out of line' when you are out there
4. U rush home as soon as the day's job is done.
5. etc etc
Truth!

U are being played for real!

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Health / Re: Man Who Borrowed Money From An Online Company Commits Suicide Over Messages Sent by RillJ(m): 8:51am On Dec 15, 2021
Those online loan sharks have no iota of decency. They are unethical and unprincipled in their dealings.

I received one of such disturbing text messages because a friend defaulted over a loan amount less than 10K.

Now I really thank God that the situation was immediately resolved b4 any further negative development.
Celebrities / Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Poses With Wife, Children In Matching Outfits (Family Photo) by RillJ(m): 11:03am On Dec 13, 2021
Obasanjo Bestie of all time
Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu: I Never Had Sex With Femi Fani-Kayode For 6 Years by RillJ(m): 9:44am On Dec 08, 2021
Great PR for FFK

Na this pattern the Lion take corner the Jewel for Ilujinle that year

NB: Feel free to call Baale Baroka on phone to confirm grin grin grin
Education / Re: Schoolmate Of Sylvester Oromoni Reveals How He Was Tortured By Senior Students by RillJ(m): 9:35am On Dec 06, 2021
Would you rather they applaud bullying?

ModelLook:
It's sad to see that some people in Nigeria who were once bullies when they were younger in school and all are part of those coming out to shout "Say No To Bullying".
How do you all live with yourselves?
The saddest is some are still lowkey bullies till date.
#Justiceforsylvester
Health / Re: 8 Children Found Dead In Parked Vehicle In Lagos (Disturbing Photos) by RillJ(m): 9:23am On Dec 06, 2021
Kids are our constant and ongoing responsibilities.

A child's innocence is can easily become his/her undoing when we fail in our responsibility to watch over them all the time.

Parenting is a full time job with out breaks, holiday or such lay-off period that allows the child to go about without been watched.

Lets do our best to watch over these little angels that the Almighty God has blessed us with, and given us the responsibility to watch over.


May the innocent souls rest in peace.

The pains of the parents and guardians are better imagined at this period.
May God grant the bereaved the fortitude to bear the loss.

Dear merciful father, have mercy on us and our loved ones always. Grant us the strength and wisdom to do the right thing at all times. Above all, where and if we fail as parents, be there for us in Jesus name.
Family / Re: 29-Year-Old Groom & His 28-Year-Old Bride Who Are Both Virgins Wed In Lagos by RillJ(m): 10:35am On Nov 30, 2021
In the old days, people get married early.

Ladies 15 to 20 and men, 19 - 25. The pressure to keep virginity wasnt really much then

ILoveDemMANNA:

Unbelievable for a man and woman under 30 years old to be virgins?
This world has turned to something else completely.
In my days, we wait till around 40 or more or when we are 100% ready to settle down before we start doing things like dancing kerewa or konko below.

This generation is long gone, I only pray the next generation won't miss it.

ILoveDemMANNA

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Family / Re: I Am Growing Fond Of My Neighbors Husband by RillJ(m): 9:14am On Nov 26, 2021
Efritin!

NovesaTillie:

What has my profile picture got to do with the issue undecided
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu On Abuja-Kaduna Highway Attacks: Buhari Should Be Chased Out by RillJ(m): 2:07pm On Nov 24, 2021
One thing is sure
YOU DONT KNOW HER!

G450:
This one just dey talk talk but once it
Set now she go run go hide for em husband back ...
Romance / Re: Belgian Man Gifts His 21-Year-Old Kenyan Girlfriend ₦500 Million (Photos) by RillJ(m): 11:37am On Nov 23, 2021
U couldn't read through his post before responding or you don't understand?
Dude even stated specifically that he is referring to oversabi Police.

Habaaa


FlipModeSquade:
How does her Mumu come too much?

It's not like the man is her grandpa age mate..

And 370M has a nice ring to it.
Crime / Re: EFCC Declares 4 Nigerians Wanted, Shares Pictures Of Suspects by RillJ(m): 8:11am On Nov 23, 2021
Takitizioooo
grin grin grin
Nlanalyst:
The ones they arrested, what did they do with them?
Family / Re: Is It Too Late To Start Looking For A Wife At 36 Years Old ? by RillJ(m): 9:23am On Nov 22, 2021
Nothing late about 36 bro. I married way after that age and I am not doing bad as it is.

Bottomline, age doesn't have much to do with it.

Just be care not to flaunt ur 'wealth/affluence' to make the catch.

Watch out for desperados disguised in different forms.

Be as natural, committal and prayerful as possible, and you will be fine in no time.

Remember to post the wedding invite/photos here soon.

Cheers

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Crime / Re: Adegoke Timothy, Dead OAU MBA Student: Update From His Brother by RillJ(m): 7:16am On Nov 19, 2021
Meanwhile, the Principal Perpetrator of this despicable crime is a 'respected member of the society'

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Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba's Hair Cut By His Wife, Brunella Oscar After He Was Charged £50 by RillJ(m): 9:06am On Oct 29, 2021
1. Kodus to her.
2. A huge contributor to family development
3. Very romantic
4. Guy will pay. I mean, he will pay in much and greater measures in due course (I wouldn't mind myself)
5. Barbing salon effectively removed from the list of reasons the guy wants to go out.
6. With this success, expect madam do dabble into and take over other tasks/ pastime/areas that previously served as excuse to go out. Madam ti take ova grin
7. ................hmmmmmmmmm abeg add join oooo

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