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Crime / Re: Elderly Man Confronts Policeman For Slapping Him (Photo, Video) by RillJ(m): 5:08pm On Jun 20, 2022
He should wholeheartedly apologize and hope the man forgives him.

Sometimes transferred aggression, overzealousness and/or lack of self control can push someone beyond reason.

Making a elderly man to cry unjustly can boomerang beyond expectation.

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Romance / Re: Bride Leaves Cake, Feeds Her Husband With Fufu On Their Wedding Day In Rivers by RillJ(m): 7:29am On Jun 20, 2022
Unzerious:
Packet Shirt!! been Making a Man Happy since 80's grin

What Packet shirt ? grin

Very coded name way back.

U cannot be less than 52

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Religion / Re: Protest Against Closure Of Mbaka’s Adoration Ministries In Enugu (video) by RillJ(m): 7:02am On Jun 20, 2022
UNA DON FINISH THE INVESTIGATION NOW?


spearman:
They are not Obedient oo

Back then Ibo people talk say Peter Obi na thief.

"Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope".
-Aristotle


https://www.nairaland.com/870945/what-exactly-peter-obi-doing

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2009/07/alleged-n250m-anambra-money-police-launches-fresh-investigation/?s=08

Romance / Re: Should I Tell My Male Friend What I Noticed About His Wife? by RillJ(m): 3:55pm On Jun 17, 2022
Find out what the wife and the man are doing.

If you are sure its something to worry about, blow it open

Arrange for your friend to see things first hand.

Women cheating in marriage is a NO NOOOOO!

If u no want again pls move on, but sleeping with another man while in marraige, habaaa
Crime / Re: Lightning Strike Kills IMSU First-Year Student In Imo by RillJ(m): 2:49pm On Jun 17, 2022
Very useless thunder!

E no see terrorist?

E no see murderous bandits and herdsmen?

E no see ritualists ?

Na original Thunder go faya that Thunder if care is not taken
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: Politically, Mentally, Medically, Tinubu Is Baby-Weight To Atiku by RillJ(m): 11:01am On Jun 14, 2022
Laslas, many will be shocked by the election outcome!
Politics / Re: We Don't Want Wike As Our Next Vice President - MURIC Tells Atiku by RillJ(m): 10:55am On Jun 14, 2022
Muric saying they are PDP members?

Abi they wish/see Atiku wining the election?

Nigerians will decide who the next president is
Politics / Re: Sowore Tackles Peter Obi: Labour Party Is An Orphanage For Homeless Politicians by RillJ(m): 10:53am On Jun 14, 2022
Childish!

Childish Sowore!

If I may ask, who is bankrolling Sowore?
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Victory Has Vindicated APC's Nationalistic Outlook - Adamu by RillJ(m): 12:39pm On Jun 09, 2022
WOW! no wonder you made him the 'Consensus Candidate,!

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Crime / Re: Photo Of A Man And Woman Found Inside A Pineapple Which Washed Up From Sea by RillJ(m): 9:39am On Jun 09, 2022
grin grin grin grin grin ARE U SHUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

Candidlady:
shocked


Iam sure it was the man that did this thing. So the love go dey sweet like pineapple and coconut juice

Very insecured gender
Family / Re: My Younger Brother Is A Snitch. by RillJ(m): 10:28am On Jun 06, 2022
How the hell do you decide not to talk to your brother again? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Your little brother may be having that innate weakness of not being able to keep anything to himself, not to talk of keeping a 'secret'
However, you stop talking to him altogether you may end up creating more problem than you think you need to solve. Your planned 'ostracize' may destroy his sense of self worth.

Sit him down and talk to him again, probably in the presence of his relevant others (Mom, Sis etc)

Try him with some small 'secrets' there after and see what he does with them

If he continues to squeal, just know he cant help himself but that is not, not ever enough to become incommunicado to your blood brother.
Should he fail on the above, keep whatever you consider to be 'secret' from the Tattler

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Politics / Re: Buhari Always Travels When There Is A Problem - Shehu Sani by RillJ(m): 9:10am On Jun 06, 2022
He doesn't seem to give a hoot!
Romance / Re: A Lady Lists Her Conditions Before She Can Accept A Guy's Proposal by RillJ(m): 11:05am On Jun 03, 2022
When she almost 40, she will publish the list of benefits any man that agrees to marry her stands to gain
Romance / Re: Guys, Will You Do This Kind Of Thing For Your gf or wife? (photo) by RillJ(m): 11:03am On Jun 03, 2022
means nothing and wont stop natin
Politics / Re: Mohammed Bello: Arrest VIPs Seeking Bail For Criminals by RillJ(m): 10:50am On Jun 03, 2022
What would be the basis for such arrest?
After arrest what do you charge such people for, requesting for the bail of an arrested person?
What of when Police arrest people on trump up charges? Arrest any one who wants to see to the release of such person(s)?
What we need is a review of the Nigeria Criminal justice system as a whole to ensure the following

1. No individual, no matter how powerful or connected (including law enforcement agents) can circumvent the system

2. Remove the undue delay in the court and justice system. The era where a case will last for years in court without headway should be dealt with

3. Overcrowding of court with cases to the extent the judge is overwhelmed need to be urgently addressed
- the idea of a judge physically writhing down all testimonies and evidences given in court should be done away with.

4. Locking people up unduly on the guise of awaiting trial is bad for national development. These are some of the fallouts of a failing / ineffective justice system. The DPP needs to wake up to her responsibility. Government need to invest more in the 3rd estate of the realm

5. Police need serious revamping of the operations and process. Picking people up and detaining them on little or no evidence gives too much room for abuse.



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Travel / Re: Okada Ban Begins Today, Lagos Deploys More Boats by RillJ(m): 12:43pm On Jun 01, 2022
Employ them as University lecturers

Okada was banned in Kano, Kaduna etc, heaven did not fall

God1000:
I hope Lagos state government will employ them to avoid any ugly eventuality

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Politics / Re: Court Clears Jonathan To Contest Presidency by RillJ(m): 1:32pm On May 27, 2022
Never ! Jonathan should have stayed out with his head held high!


bennybuhari:
Can Jonathan defeat Tinubu in a free, fair primary?
Celebrities / Re: Ghanaian Actor Who Celebrated His Birthday In Cemetery Says Ghosts Haunt Him by RillJ(m): 8:35am On May 27, 2022
Dem ghost just want to return the favour!

U did one good turn, so u deserve another!
Politics / Re: Philip Okwuada Slumps After Losing Primary Election In Delta by RillJ(m): 11:51am On May 25, 2022
The slump is definitely not selfless!
Crime / Re: Fatima & Her 4 Children Killed By IPOB In Anambra: Adamu Garba, Shehu Sani React by RillJ(m): 4:04pm On May 24, 2022
Whoever is involved in the murder of this innocent woman and children shall never know peace.
Celebrities / Re: Stunning Pictures Of Rihanna And Her Newborn Baby by RillJ(m): 2:57pm On May 24, 2022
Islandlady:
shocked
Soo cute!
But why the baby resemble Chris brown instead of A$AP rocky undecided lipsrsealed

Meanwhile chrisbrown rn

Relax. The pikin fit resemble Don Jazzy laslas.

Na woman dey sabi how e de go!

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Family / Re: See The Message I Sent To My Uncle In America And He Sent Me N30,000 by RillJ(m): 10:57am On May 24, 2022
U asked for anything and promised to appreciate abi N30K no be anything for your side?

At 19, u should learn to be responsible. The earlier u do away with the entitlement bullshit the better your life stand to be.
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Posts Photo Of Tonto Dikeh Crying After She Posted His Own Bad Picture by RillJ(m): 9:25am On May 24, 2022
2-Matched Clowns
Romance / Re: Is Anything Wrong In Dating A Taller Lady Or A Shorter Guy by RillJ(m): 7:32am On May 24, 2022
Incomplete!

Wey Oshiomole photo and em wifey?
Politics / Re: Condemn The Murder In Your Region The Way You Did In Sokoto - Shehu Sani by RillJ(m): 4:05pm On May 23, 2022
Shehu Sani is right on point.

Jungle justice / unlawful killing should should be condemned wherever and whenever they occur, irrespective of who the victim or the perpetrator(s) is/are.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin's Daughter, Katerina Tikhonova Is Dating A Russian Named Igor Zelensky by RillJ(m): 1:23pm On May 20, 2022
Its all clearer now.

The world may know some peace soon, now that we know where Putin's anger is cumming from.

1. It appears that Zelenski has being dating without President Putin's approval

2. Putin is is concerned about what Zelenski has being 'putin' the daughter through

3. Putin is pissed that Zelenski wants to have have his way without his blessings?

** Maybe if Zelenski 'putin' much some efforts and get President Putin to realize that grownups have a right to deciding over their own affairs, maybe Putin will retreat and be content.


NB: Zelenski being putin the baldheaded egocentric megalomaniac through hell since 1462 BC.

grin grin

Peace to the world.
Romance / Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by RillJ(m): 10:01am On May 20, 2022
blazingblender:
grin grin grin
To avoid the disgrace wear agbada when swimming na

The wisdom wey go kee you ehhhh! grin grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bush Condemns Putin's Invasion Of 'Iraq' Instead Of Ukraine by RillJ(m): 3:13pm On May 19, 2022
Iraqi blood haunting Bush since 754BC

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Family / Re: My 19yr Old Wife Is Back, Safe And Sound. by RillJ(m): 10:50am On May 19, 2022
Your mumu never do biko

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Romance / Re: Another Girl Is Pregnant For Me by RillJ(m): 10:46am On May 19, 2022
seunsiju:

The last time we had sex, aftermath i asked her to use Postinor and she claimed to use it, i dont understand again

Try 'Prestinor' next time because Postinor no dey start work until the pregnancy don click grin

Everybody sabi say anything wey start with;
1 'Post' mean say the thing don already happen, e.g, Post-independence. Naim be say the pregnancy go don henta b4 this medicine wan try e sef, e,g, see as e disappoint you nau grin grin

2. 'Pre' mean say before e happen. e.g, prepare, prevention, pre-independence. Cum ooo. u no even see say 'Prestinor' even start with the same spelling for pregnancy? grin grin

Examples of 'Prestinor' include
i. Use Condom
ii Pour outside
iii Nodumacine (No do at all)
Please note research is ongoing to determine if sterilization should be included into the 'Prestinor' group grin

With the above few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince you and not confuse you that you will father more and children in the nearest future if you do not discipline yourself immediately.

For now be a happy father of three (Maybe some never report self)

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Aviation: Gbajabiamila Walks Out Emefiele’s Representative From Meeting by RillJ(m): 4:42pm On May 09, 2022
Vicboi1:
Nobody takes u guys seriously , buhari has lowered the bar honestly

Which lower?

Bar wey dem don throway naim u dey say lower?

Hope una village don represent for Presidential form shall!

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Family / Re: Six-pack: Woman Shows How Her Relationship Started Vs How It's Going (Photos) by RillJ(m): 10:02am On May 06, 2022
So many ways to explain the development but let me pick a few

1. B4 Wedlock- Dude had time to spend in gym and exercises without much hassles from any one.
i. Exercise gave him the chiseled boy which attracted the women folks, including the conqueror (wife)
ii. While dating, lady (turned Conqueror/wife) is determined that he belongs to her and her alone, to keep, hold and use exclusively as she deems fit, to the exclusion of any other person.

2. Wedlock & Thereafter - Wife (conqueror) need to insert herself fully into and around the man. Less and less time for gym and exercise
i: New family, family increases ,thus increased responsibilities. Man have to devote more time to work and money making efforts, family demands and the exercises suffers
ii. Man have to eat more (Wife - honey u have to eat oooo! I spent so much effort to prepare the food specially for you ooo!) eat at odd hours, eat late and without exercise! The tommy growth begins
iii. Wife (conqueror) is determined to keep him to herself alone and use every legitimate means to reduce/eliminate competition. - She deliberately go about removing the '6 packs' ( refer to 1.i above). She induces more eating, less gym and less exercise grin grin

3. Dude may simply have become overwhelmed with some challenges of adulthood along with some other trumped up excuses grin grin


4. Know it or not: Women have a way to win most times grin grin

Note: Dude can get his 6packs back without failing in his family responsibilities!

Happy wedlock to the family with lots of to the little princess. She deserves all the attention and sacrifices!

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