₦airaland Forum

Obidients for Kastina abi?

Tjra:
You Obedients should know you do not have monopoly of violence.

I hope you will also say Obi was rejected the day opposition thugs breaks bottles on his head.

One of the self-delusional mindset of our 'modern women' - 'If mu husband cheat, I will cheat back'.

Madam is back on the street where no man will ever want to get serious with her after learning how she lost the first marriage.

'Hospital too far' : Its so named because of its considered potency for boosting the body defense system and preventing the ailment that may warrant you going to the hospital.
Meanwhile, the hospital may be 'too far' from you while the ailment hits If money no dey, hopsital dey far nah!

Stephen0mozzy:
This looks like the leaf we call "Hospital Too Far" in Benin - no, the name doesn't mean it's dangerous - I still wonder why it was thus named - when it first became popular, some people claimed it gives blood. I'm not approving the consumption of this one unless you're sure sha 😝

Meanwhile, na adventure our forefathers take discover all the edibles we eat today na. If you no kpeme after eating it, give am name 😏

Now this short-sighted will be dating other ladies' husbands.

The cry never start.

Binance chap didnt 'escape'

Na Naija usual doings happen.

Las! Las!, Naija reached a deal to let him off permanently.

No one can successfuly negotiate from a weak-point.
We need to wake up as a country to avoid been taken for a ride most of the time.

Afrobasic:
Why are African nations extraditing their citizens? Do Americans extradite their citizens to Africa? Take the Binance guys that escaped for instance. Did America ever try to send them back for trial?

Black man, Why are we so oolish?

HOW? Wey the Ebola?

You think Nigerians are not involved because the government does not care or probably do not see it as an issue to be addressed.

Dogalmighty17:
Tricked? Na fish brain dem get for Ghana? Why aren't Nigerians being tricked?

Contract terms breached. All parties to revert to pre-contract state.

Make the Oyinbo no too long, ba-bashi!

Wait ooo! What of APC/Buhari's Rice Pyramid?

The shouldn't eat or drink water either!

Na these Pharisee and his likes go make govt ban religion in no distant time!

If pregnancy is ruled out please consult a physician fast. My mum had similar challenge some years back, turned out to be arthritis. She came out of it and very healthy today. Early detection plus proper treatment can easily set things straight.

It defers with women. While some successfully use breastfeeding as birth-control, others have gotten pregnant while still breastfeeding. I have met siblings whose age difference is are about 12 - 14 months. One of my old pal share same birth year with his immediate younger brother.

The development however could have serious health complications for the baby. Many tend to weak and sick. Such children need special care and attention.

After the 3months, if you have fun while still breastfeeding, agree with your spouse on how to avoid 'complicated' stories; CD, WTD etc

Allow your children to go and stay with your parents. That is how we met it.

Many of us wouldn't take our children to visit our parents back home, and we hardly visit ourselves. As the kids grow up, they too will relocate to some other towns and countries, married and bear children. By then we too age and become alone.

How do you expect your grandchildren to be around you at your old-age when you never allowed your children to be with your parents?

Good. 9 more states and we are good to go.

You are spot on.

Mathewrichard99:
Why damn the look alike.....a younger version of Ooni of Ife......so funny anyway and probably am the one seeing it that way.....Congrats to the youngest Kabiyesi...

Ooni younger version.

The resemblance no be here ooo

You leave amongst leeches who are probably better off but sees you guys as 'mugu'.

Take a stand and put an end to the rubbish. Imagine the glorified beggars busting into your room at will without knocking/invitation.
The matter shall dey una hand.

If your uncle had asked you to defer admission and ride Okada would you have complied?
Kudos to the young man for not allowing pride to shortchange him.

Dear Yongmen,
Stop begging!
Set aside your pride, roll up your sleeves and get to work.
There is dignity in hard-earned money.

Caaz:
My last uncle would never do like this...instead he would recruit you into his vigilante crew as bag carrier.
That one wey Oris cigarette nor dey Eva Comot from his finger

Na my guy sha

LOL! Suspended for supporting opposition. The matter no fit pass 'datwan'.

A standard you cannot afford on your own is not your standard.

Dear entitled Girl,

If indeed you the gold-digger that you are trying to project yourself as, pls pick up you digging tools and relocate to Zamfara where gold reportedly abounds.

Thank you.

She go soon rebrand- change look and shape, turn born-again and hook an innocent man.

If you genuinely regret your past, please ensure you do full disclosure to any man that wants to marry you.

Very useless country!

10yrs from now, same lady and her likes will be crying, begging and praying for 'God Fearing Man' to marry. Wasted lots.

At the onset wifey would rush to answer and block the door to ensure the visitor (except family member) does not step into our sitting room.

Today, by His grace, we can afford to meet our basic needs and host people without blinking.

Most ladies these do not want to hear anything about humble beginning and end up wasted most of the time.

Iron condemn Malams on rampage.

Anyway, make them ask the capenter and his boys some kweshons shall

What happens to 'Emilokan'? abi you never hear people dey echo am?

They gave you 5k and you started yarning dust. Now you see a pigment of the the result of your 'misyarn' and actions you say you dey cry?

Until you your tears overrun Osun river, I will not take you serious, sir.

Its very obvious that the Op no well at all

Sure bet. Its on already.

Kayemo lost it years ago!

Any/everything to get the electorate.

By the way, diswan better pass 2packs of indomie noodles

Very wicked team. Una wan kill small Comoros abi una wan share one goal each for Comorosos, abi na Comoroans, or Comororo? The country name self!