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Its your wedding bro. May God bless your marriage ever more.

Botragelad:
Learn how to express yourself properly! You don't expect anyone to understand this trash. Do you?

Small correction you kuku wan demolish the guy,

You are very wicked, just forget heaven if you continue like this

Lol! Our govt officials go soon respond with funny comments and ask ask UN kweshons!
1. How did you arrive at the figure, did you do head count?
2. Are you working for the opposition?
3. Have you counted the starved people in Gaza? What is you business with Nigeria?
4. UN has joined the coalition against the government of the day.
5. Why don't you see the good work the government is doing to uplift the common man?
6. When did UN become politicized?
7. Peter Obi has maligned us to the UN but he kanut bi President

One of the legacies of Buhari. Expanded kidnappings which a particular tribe from Northern Naija has found very lucrative. The government must wake uop or very soon, not even their officials will be safe from these mofos

Kuku tell us. It appears you are familiar with the story!

Kuku tell us. It appears you are familiar with the story, whatever it is.

TemplarLandry:
Haha. These folks are scared of our stallion -Tobi.
They're trynna keep tabs on her Testosterone level. 😊

I diss those folks with "Shook Ones" by Mobb Deep.

Great jam!

I dedicate "Hot Girl Summer" by Megan Thee Stallion feat. Nicki Minaj to Tobi the Stallion.

Great jam too!

Its not aimed at Tobi as a person. It should be welcomed development to weed out those woked gender changers

5 years na beans na.
Cheating is mindset driven.
Make up your mind to stay faithful to your wife/husband and its very possible to.
Once in a while, you may come across very appealing and willing lady/man that seems to perfectly fit your specs, hey, just admire them as God's creation and move on. After all, its not all food that makes your appetite wet that you go out and eat.

columbus007:
How do you ascertain the meat was human? Do you eat human meat to know she was human? I don't understand.

In Police investigation, you don't eat the meat to determine its specie/type, you carry out laboratory test.
When it says suspected (by observation), its not conclusive, the laboratory test result will either dispute or confirm the suspicion.

This is the kind of temptation that you must flee from. Why would you even consider it? You may be married now or will be married sometime to come, think if the the situation was reversed.
Besides, knowingly sleeping with another man's wife is a life destroyer.
Tell her straight up and firmly that you don't do married women. Or do you?

Tochi3:


..yes fayemi is hungry..the reason he is telling tilumbu the truth...if fayemi is hungry...then the people he was speaking yoruba language to..are not hungry...

..are you happy now..?

You just stylishly box the myopic into a tight corner abi?
Shey you are happy now?
You wicked shall ooo

Penguin2:
It’s not new.

A lot of women are known to like bullies, terrible and dangerous men. It intrigues them.

And even when those men beat them, or they are constantly running from danger due to their association with those men, they still stick around them even the more.

It’s same way most women will dump a man who takes it easy on them during sex and follow the one that destroys their vagina with hard pounding until they even have to go to hospital to recover.

The female psychology was designed differently by God, and instead of complaining about it, [b]just understand it [/b]and work with it.

You wan understand women? Same people wey never understand themselves abi? Best of luck on that!

Yes na. Why Morocco no go protest?
After them be done arrange how they go celebrate the victory, even score two goals ahead ooo.
VON be even help them announce the winning ooooooooooo!
Imagine Nigeria come from nowhere dribble them out of the trophy, haba!
In short, the the last two Nigeria goals should be reconsidered because the manner of scoring lacked proper African style!

Dear Morocco - please liaise with SA on how to bear the loss

I wish them the very best they ever wish themselves. Congrats

Lovely write up with practical applications. I am good in many but need to improve seriously on the listening part as I can be very impatient sometimes.

In a addition, as a man, cook for the family once in a while. Hit the market, get some good stuffs and may something different for the family!
Kudos to all the family men in the house. Una dey try.

Your happiness is in your hands!
Find something useful and engaging to do and stop crying over spilled milk.
Your marriage to that man may be over but your certainly is intact and so should be your joy.

Any woman that has the gut to take a man to her matrimonial bed already mad up her mind to kill her husband., be careful and act smartly but decisively.
I recall in the 90s how a man in KD met his wife with another in full sessions on their bed. The man stood quietly until they noticed his presence. He came home in at about 12noon which was very unusual. The young scampered about for some minutes trying to dress-up and eventually left. The woman remained on the bed crying but the man never said a word to her and continued to act as if nothing strange happened. By weekend, he quietly but firmly returned the woman to her parents, telling to ask the daughter what happened to their marriage which she couldn't kept looking down shamefully. Na so the marriage end.

My candid advice, if you ever find yourself in such spot (God forbid though):
1: Remind yourself that she is not the first woman to do so and will not be the last
2: Remember to breath
3: Exercise self-restraint, do not harm any of them.
4. Get evidence, photos, videos etc.
5. Calling in the neighbors should be the last and extreme resort. The aftermath of making such public display may hurt your years after. Your kids especially need to be protected from such possible psychological torments.
6.Congratulate yourself for finding out the real situation.
7. The know that it is a trite that once a married woman cheats, she may never, ever stop. This will help you to take the next proper decision

Lanretoye:
Why share picture of food and not picture of the man

He suffers from Acute Misplaced Priority Syndrome!
You may pray for him without ceasing.

He speaks good with his friends but stutters before the parents especially you the father.
He is traumatized and scared of you especially. The child may only speak with you when he cannot avoid it.

You need to build bond with him and make him feel free around you.
Work on developing friendship and trust with him.
Avoid hash words with him and around him.
Engage him from time to time on informal things- plays, cartoons e.t.c.

Generally, some students may stammer at first but it tends to reduce with which comes with better self-control etc

The first priority for the medical sector and every reasonable being is to save life first. If you are suspicious call the nearest Police station immediately. Even an armed robbery suspect can be handcuffed and leg-chained to the bed while being treated and where required, detail armed officers to be on guard. Its so barbaric that in 2025, we aid death with the excuse of 'Police Report'.

If the medical director's son/daughter was rushed in in such condition will him/her go and process 'Police Report' first before treatment.
Where is even the Nigeria law that makes it illegal to treat a victim of knife-cut without Police Report?
Someone should please take this up and sue the hospital, join the Police and the Nigeria Medical Council as well.

Enough of avoidable death to which many of us are willing and unwilling accomplices.
May her soul rest in peace.

Presidential, Senate, House of Rep and State governorship should hold on same day. State INEC can conduct state house of assembly elections later. It was so done in 1999 and 2023. It saves costs and not clumsy.

If you are against the destruction and interested in the products, please feel free to bid for them.

Thank you.

coputa:
Examination is not the true test of ones intelligence and abilities in life

Wole Soyinka had third class but he is known and respected globally

Not true, though it has been peddled for quite some time.

Wole Soyinka did not make 3rd class but 2nd Class Upper on graduation. You can google it and verify, please.
Thank you.

NB: There are are very intelligent and smart people out there who graduated with 3rd class but Prof Soyinka is not one of them

Buharidgeneral:
Na the food be that or what?

Thought I was the only one that noticed. Very irrelevant photo on the tread. The op and food must be 5 & 6

illicit:
What an handsome policeman

So unfortunate that he had to die that way....

😞

Where did you see 'policeman' die in this tread? The couples' photo is posted above with no reference to the victim being a policeman.

I would say the same thing! Save the mother, more babies may come after.

Obi! this, Obi that!
Obi is the most popular Nigerian today and the coming years, arguably.

Its really tough being a father especially in Nigeria but it comes it its joy too. Hustle rightly and wisely, have God on your side and you come through stronger.
Kudos to all the fathers in the house and may the merciful and gracious God bless your legit hustles.

columbus007:
We go meet ourselves for central Bank, Lolz.,that's it.

Nice try, but be sure you will end up more confused with nothing to show for the efforts.

E suppose to be 'Catherine or Catherina' but trust oyinbos to twist everything

omobaba101:
Are you saying Hippos don't kill? Hippos are very dangerous

Not if you can sing their best lullaby.
If a Hippo ever try to attack you, just open your big mouth very wide and sing!
'Hip Hip Hip for the Hippopo!'

As you are singing make sure you are also twining your waist like any of Obiageli in Things Fall Apart, Sidi in Lion and the Jewel or Zainobe in African Night Entertainment, depending on where your sweetheart hails from.

Before you are done with the singing and swaying, Hippo will be smiling at you