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Bro Code!

You wanna date your bro's sis and still be part of the crew with all the doings?

except with express permission, do not develop feelings for your bro's sis.

The moment you start mixing biz with pleasure you start to derail. Stay focused on track which is why the lady appreciates you in the first case. Carry water clean your mind abeg!

Atiku may just be working for somebody without revealing it directly.

Antoeni:
With Peter Obi leaving ADC, Atiku now has several “Obis” he can decide to contest with. He should pick one:

Obi Cubana
DJ Obi
Obiwon
John Mikel Obi
Joel Obi

10 minutes to 1hr (60minutes). Margin of error = 500% just like Nigeria politicians.
One would assume that you guys should be smarter than that

Until he exceeds three. Na 2nd wife things una dey label cheating?

Fertility fueled by ignorance, blind adherence to religious doctrine and porverty.

Some doctors (just like other professions) take undue advantage of their patients/clients. Some of them are terribly perverted.

Some walking in the rain without umbrella are happier.

Look up!

lightwind:
Kogi again for this country.


First to comment 🎉 congratulations to me

Dude is apparently guilty of all but alas, no be for Naija nau!

SixSeven:
The OP is daring Trump to do his worst

Potential Legal Penalties
If a person kills a squirrel outside of legal parameters, they may face:

° Criminal Fines: Misdemeanor fines typically range from $50 to $2,000 per animal

. Jail Time: Convictions for animal cruelty or serious poaching can result in 30 days to 1 year in county jail

. Felony Charges: In extreme cases involving "aggravated cruelty" (e.g., torture or killing many animals to display them), individuals have faced felony charges with potential prison sentences and fines up to $90,000

. Restitution: Many states require "trophy fees" or civil restitution to reimburse the state for the animal's value, which can be around $25 per squirrel

. Equipment Forfeiture: Authorities may seize firearms, traps, or even vehicles used in the commission of a wildlife crime

You fit make outside the permanent site nau!

After failing woefully as Minister of 'Power', dude is asking for commendation as State Governor, and he might just get it in this flawed system!

T0BY:
This one go don fight with guys many times when she young. At this age when she suppose dey mentor upcoming generation on good morals, wisdom etc not this ...

Never say die! Abi which metoring go pass this one?
Check her DNA, you go see Edo/Delta there

Some Presidents no well at all!
Never think you have heard or seen the most bizarre until you meet the Ghanians

Oduduwa, you mean!
God indeed, is a patient God!

Watch out for 'Counter Protest". Abi n be Nigeria again?

Dude is right. By the time majority of Nigerians switch to Solar and dump the comatose PHCN, this kind of govt wont give a hoot about fleecing the citizens more via 'Solar Use Tax'.

olaric:
Just try and read na... All in the name of "first to comment," you simply failed to read and understand before rushing to respond.

When will the culprits replace the churches they destroyed in Nigeria? Why are our Muslim brothers silent on this brazen sacrilege?

The joy the follows the experience is inexplainable! Kudos to them and more wins!

Meaning she will move out the moment she has the means to rent and care for herself! If she jam another man tomorrow that promise her 'every every', she no go blink before abandoning the marriage.
Caveat Emptor! (Husband Beware)

When are we signing on Yemen, Mali, Iran etc?

As scripted. So relax!
Very boring and childish Wrestlemania

You may change your gender as well. Its your life!

Non is sacrosanct. Any of them may work, depending on the players and their principles.

So sad. May her soul rest in peace.
Parents sacrifice so much for their children in modern days. Back in the days, you will be lucky if your parents could afford to provide money for the enrolment but no one ever talked of escorting children to exam centers.
May her sacrifice not be in vain.
Kudos to all caring parents out there.

Glamour was the decoy

After killing innocent souls!
Military Generals, officers and men have met their untimely deaths in the hands of these 'repentant' terrorists!
What of their widows and fatherless children who are becoming hopeless by the day?
What happens to the peaceful citizens who have being rendered childless and made orphans by these repentant 'terrorists'
What do you tell the hundreds of thousands in various IDP camps across the country?

Imagine the government granting pardon to an armed robber while his victim is still in ICU.

Who is stopping them from fishing? Abi no be water dem dey?
Abegiiiiiiii

Besides, na warfront thinz!

What exactly does the Pastor want to achieve with the "marriage"?

Should have posted the full photo of the lowlife-GO in prison gab.
Any person, cleric or not, who forcefully have sex with anyone, or have sex with any one without his/her consent deserves life jail sentence and more. Rapists deserves the harshest punishment the law allows. Lets hope others will learn from it.
I wish the victim and her family speedy full recovery from the trauma.

Very polite insult!

In very clear terms, he said!
1: Nigeria is not doing well
2: We do not want to see Nigerians in our country
3: Nigerians in our country should leave, please.
4. We must rid our country of Nigerians.
Its all part of the misfortune of bad leadership that is driving most Nigerians nuts!

So long its Peter Obi, you guys must contort and conjure out negativities!