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Longest I ever did as a bachelor was 18 months. It helped me though!

Do you intend to marry and procreate? Just asking to get cleared!

Freshandfitpod:
I'm in my late 40s and I have never had sex in my life, I find it to be disgusting.......

By 2031 it will be the torn of 'Northern' president and PBAT would be out. It will be 2039 before it is 'Southern' President again. What is the possibility that PBAT will be the one to determine who becomes president in 2039?
Just wondering how this guy is reasoning or talking without reasoning.
Please feel free to campaign for PBAT as you are persuaded but please base such campaigns on verifiable and feasible postulations1

Mama for kuku stay back at home!
Stress plus excitement could be the trigger
May her soul rest in peace and may the good Lord console family!

Evident failure to provide public urinary.
If na ordinary citizen na, them fit arrest am!
Meanwhile, pray you don't get terribly pressed in the wrong place at the wrong time, person fit forget every sense of decency
Make the people in that state print and keep this photo for pocket. E get why!

He dissed Buhari while he was Head of State - called him Craze Man
" Make you hear this one!
'War against Indiscipline o'
Na Nigeria government o'
Dem dey talk oI - My people are useless, my people are senseless, my people are indiscipline'
Na which kain talk be that o'
Na craze talk be that o, na animal talk be that o!

mightyhaze:
Mister Ransome make u hia

Na Africa we dey o mk u hia

Kolo mentality hia

The man no send anybody..even him elder bro olikoye..he dis am well..who come be bughari he no go diss

He gat special love for Beko tho

I wish them happiness and many babies. May the women give birth to twins each within 2 months of each other in the following months!

I think its more comfortable to wear it the wrong way as a child Mumsy correct me taya plus some times I no go even gree the correction! Childhood comes with its fair share of ignorance and innocence.

Report to the Police, Trace and get the mother-f..ker arrested, investigated and arraigned to pay for his crime!

Your cousin should be wort at least half a billion to spend N60,000,000.00 on the wedding (otherwise na big f..l) so no lele!
Meanwhile, marriages break now and then, especially were the couple are incompactible!
Best of luck to the parties!

Ma,am is a Mystery, she sent the gift herself.

That one no be doctor na!
If she have showed interest, yeye doctor would even have volunteered to impregnate her.

2special:
Private discussion with your doctor

Could be one of them clueless ritualist. Imagine!

CULPRIT: Baba! I wan do jaz to hammer money!
BABALAWO: You go suck mad woman breast for daytime for 5 minutes.
CULPRIT: If them catch me nko?
BABALAWO: Even if people catch you, you must kontinu. If you stop becos of shame, poverty go shame you for life.
CULPRIT: No wahala! I go run am.

The OP has negative sense of appreciation. She has a name biko.

To be forewarned is to be forearmed. Same intel should be shared with the Army to aid preemptive strives.

'Men are Scum' crew member.

Luka complain to you? Let him stand joor

Toxic thoughts!
Go check he records in other European clubs before you engage in such gibberish!

princepee:
Big fish in small pounds ...
He should come to EPL and repeat it.
Chelsea needs him

Lol! Ghana no be Naija

Naija to the world!
Factory-reset slap from mother to pikin na correct Naija made. If the pikin too young e go collect am for bumbum!
But then, after the pikin don cry wella (aloud or muffled), na the same mama know how to comfort the child.
A huge shout out to our beloved mothers for setting many of us straight at the right time!

Na Even negotiate and agree with Devil, but Adam answer query. Na him chest the punishment pass! E no balance bro!

madridguy:
Violent against men should be look into. Many men are dying in silence since no where they can cry to. Government should set up ministry of men's affair.

AKO. aka pepper fruit!
Very prominent in Edo and Delta

True!
Imagine how women in Muslim marriages are treated as relevant partners in homes and society!
Islam indeed allow women girls to chose who and when to marry!
No wonder where Islam is predominant there are hardly incidents of rape because of the respect for the dignity of women!
This is indeed why we have women Imam as against Women Pastors and church leaders!
In Muslim societies and Nations, women are freely allowed to chose and pursue their ambitions - vocation etc
In Islam, women lead prayers and preach in mosque that you have in churches
Islam indeed has more recognition and respect for women than Christianity!

Phew! What else can I say! Only God Himself can deliver some people from self-delusion!

AbuTwins:
Islam is the Only Religion That Gave Women Identity
Islam uniquely honors and grants women a clear, dignified identity rooted in divine guidance, setting it apart from Christianity and other faiths.

Islam’s Affirmation of Women’s Identity:
#The Qur'an explicitly recognizes women as full moral and spiritual beings with rights and responsibilities. Allah says:
“And for women are rights over men similar to those of men over women...” (Qur’an 2:228)

#The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) emphasized respect and kindness toward women, stating:
“The best of you are those who are best to their women.” (Tirmidhi)

#Islam grants women rights to inheritance, education, marriage consent, and economic independence—rights that were revolutionary at the time of revelation.

Comparison with Christianity:
#While Christianity preaches spiritual equality, traditional interpretations often placed women in subordinate roles, sometimes limiting their public religious participation. For example, 1 Corinthians 14:34 instructs women to be silent in churches, which has historically been used to restrict women’s roles.

#The Bible’s creation narrative (Genesis 2) has been interpreted by some to imply woman’s secondary status, created from man’s rib, whereas Islam teaches that men and women were created from a single soul:
“O mankind, fear your Lord, who created you from one soul...” (Qur’an 4:1)

#Islam’s legal and social framework actively protects women’s rights and identity, while Christianity’s historical practices often reflected patriarchal cultural norms.

Checking the Christian scriptures you'll never see the input of any woman in the compilation of the Bible! They were all men - Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Paul, Peter, etc! This is too loud!

Islam is the only religion that gave women a clear, honored identity with comprehensive rights and dignity from its inception, supported by divine scripture and prophetic teachings. It elevated women’s status spiritually, socially, and legally, ensuring their full humanity and individuality, unlike Christianity’s historical approach which often subordinated women under cultural interpretations.

A very sad development especially for the parents. Wayward children.

RIP to the dead.
Meanwhile, we await aunty Kemo's take on the sad event.
Anuty Kemiooooooooooooooooooooooo! UK yaf happened to our pikin oooooooooo!

Misleading headline. He will be out in about 5years.

Madam, what led to your husband's action?

Meanwhile, a man should take responsibility for his children. However, there are women who will do every to estrange the children from their father when they have issues.

So oga Governor finally decides to acknowledge reality of insecurity in his state!
Congrats Sire.

They are Muslims! Extremists and very Muslim!

untoldtruth:
Just because they dress like, act and or scream "Allahu Akbar" before committing atrocities doesn't mean they're Muslims o, anybody can do that Muslim or not, Islam is a religion of peace, not of crimes.
May the soul of the departed rest in peace, ameen.

Imagine what Kemoski would have said if she had this interview in Nigeria with the Rat coming out to air its view

UK yaf happened hanti Kemi ooooooooooooooooooo

Thanks for sharing man.

I read;
1: Eze Goes To School in Class 1 - See the foolery of expensive burial and how people can turn their back on you after they finished your resources in the name of 'Befitting Burial'
2: The Drummer Boy in Class 2 - Blind Akin was Da bomb
3: Gods Are Not To Blame in Class 3 - The more one tries to run from destiny, the more he/she runs forward to action it.

Read the
Following for fun/relazation
Zambia Shall Be Free
Things Fall Apart - The Center could no longer hold, of course.
The African Child

Never read Nana - Didn't catch my fancy after reading the excepts.

Wow! The good old days.
We used to source for and exchange novels for the holidays. On resumption we would share stories from the novels we read.
May God bless my old man and rest his soul. He thought me reading and till tomorrow, its the only thing that helps me to really relax. voracious one.
Wow! The good old days



[quote author= post=138360695]People don old for dis forum o.
Kids on Nairaland won't know.


......This and many others.
Let's reminisce......

The good ol' days when men were boys.
And women were girls.
And virginity was sweet [/quote]

Church Goer married Mammy Lady!
Happy married life to them!