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They think nothing will happen and I fear they might just be right.

External invasion for 25 days and we are not concerned yet?

Blizzy300:
Bro, in that aspect, I meant the two will not gree to date me at once.

As for me am down for it

You seeking for their consent to double date?

Very typical!

Interviewer: What is the government plan to revamp the economy that seems to be hitting hard on the average Nigeria

Govt Rep/Spokesman: The govt has done well and you and if you look very well the economy is doing great already and will continue to improve.

Interviewer: Can you please categorize these results you mentioned and also tell Nigerians how you intend to improve security across the country now that you are seeking for a second shot?

Govt Rep/Spokesman: Let me tell you, Peter Obi is not a good candidate and he is not a match for the President. Peter Obi cannot do anything about Nigeria security and he cannot handle Nigeria economy ..

Interviewer: (Cuts in) Sir! sir, Nigerians would like you to focus on what the govt is doing and intends to do if given a second chance to ..

Govt Rep/Spokesman: (cuts in) Who is Peter Obi? What did he achieve when he governor of Anambra state. Peter Obi cannot 'kant' . I mean, Peter Obi cannot can. Who is Peter Obi?

Very bad development and getting worse by the day.

SM does more harm than good to marriages and home.

Learn to keep your home and private life private! Women make una try hear world biko! Some men self follow do this 'anuofia' thing!

Good. Make him kuku add the accident and police experience to the content. He may title it, 'From Content to Kirikiri' (whatever name they call their Correctional Center there), and make it 2nd Series/ sequel to the original content. E go sell market.

Seriously, maybe Govt need to regulate the use of public space for Content Creation.

Caveat Emptor: If its 'too good to be true', that's exactly what it is.

Dog self wan know wetin the govt wan do to reduce hunger for their kingdom as owners plus neighbors no gree chop trowey bones again

Chronic Idiot!

Summary: Bandits defended. Them no get hand for the matter.

But wait oo, na im be say the spokesman sabi the culprits?

No case. Straight to Jannah as per na holy land them die plus they even complete the Haj!

Boys will always be boys!

Anything to avoid house chores and have more time for plays

Very possible with good investment.

Skyfornia:
Omo 750k in 24 months for 2m?? Please which investment is that?

Mbaka or whatever his name that used religion and fake prophesy to hoodwink millions into believing that Buhari was Nigeria's Messiah should shut up. This is part of what he helped to institute.

Na their Headquarters be that nah

princepee:
Them never reach ikorodu round about

Looking for stuffs that are not actually misplaced until wifey or any of the kids points them out.
Papa do me that one, upon say na me dey help him find things those days ooo

Good one. However, we need to make trial process faster for terrorism and related cases, e.g, 'accelerated hearing'

Kidnappers and terrorists deserve no life.

Very good writeup.

I tell people that life is hugely what you are determined to make out of it. Never say die! Give it your best and more. Some of us have been at that crossroad where it feels terribly hopeless but be determined to make things different and one will meet that miracle sooner than later. Pray hard, work harder and smarter and it gets better before you know it.

May God bless the legit hustles of men and women out there.

How do your likes process your thoughts before spewing out this kind of rubbish?
Have you seen the videos of the children kidnapped from Oyo state school?
Don't you think it will be a plus for PBAT if he uses such occasion speak out decisively against the evil acts?

So long as we have people thinking, speaking and acting like you, we are a long way from having accountable leaders.

yarimo:
Oby ezekwesili you have never react or condemn IPOB terrorists activities in your state, just a reminder

You dey mind am?

On the gator we shall stand Say No to Christopher, abi na crease e call am self

Stephen0mozzy:
No Sir. That gator is the one we hereby declare as APPROPRIATE.

You no see how the line on the trousers straight like aligator spinal cord?

Crease kor Grease ni 🤧

Sequel to critical analysis, the 'bhardness' of your mouth has been noted to be equal to, or in excess of Iranian Drones. Consequently, you are to report at Straight of Harmuz 'India mike mike' to 'lead from the front'

esnbrutality:
Its sophisticated because it happens constantly in the region that claims sophistication.

Awon sophisticated

Yes, but my handwriting is now consistently inconsistent!

Bro should just go and 'cak'.

Just wondering if the he is the same and part of this jamboree!

It is alright to feel hurt but you must learn to forgive, especially for your own sake.

As per your future husband, know that there will be many 'hurts', both real and trumped-up. If you don't learn to let go, you may end up sulking for weeks on end and find it difficult to be happy. You too will certainly hurt your hussy but the good point is to forgive make-up and let go without putting the 'hurt' in some vaults for future recall/reference.

Wishing you plenty happiness and resounding joy!

Lol! You suppose put this comment for the Parrot eater naw!

Why me?

Desusi:
Haba, parrot again? If you try it in Europe or America you would go to jail,na everything Nigeria dey eat?

From the same person who wants some of his fellow citizens to jump into the lagoon?

Stay resected as Oba/traditional ruler and back off politics, please.

A man is not one until he learns to respect his opponents, and even (perceived) enemies.

Meaning what you kanut eat does not exist!

Drsnives:
The first day I tested parrot meat..
Yummy. It tastes like dove meat

What a 'Fowl and Malu' story!

Anyway, we thank God the accusation is not rape.

Abomination!

Night Crawler @ 19?

How was he raised?

May the good Lord give us the grace and will to train our kids aright!

R.I.P to the deceased.

No be small matter. They resolved it amicably over palmwine and busmeat. Good neighbor!

Stephen0mozzy:
You go jam neighor juju 🤣🤣
How many goats una take appease tbeir wrath?

At about 12 years I felt that I had sturdied my father enough to know what it takes to drive One afternoon he was off to work with his 504 L (hand gear) with the Volkswagen beetle ahome. Prior, he often used the Beetle but the driver who was supposed to be using the 504 for commercial transport was always cooking up stories why the agree N10.00 daily return could not be met. So Papa finally vex and took the Peugeot for private use so the Volks dey dey home most times then before he finally sold it off for N400.00

So I was 'Home Alone' one day and decided to test drive the Volkswagen. I Started the car, engaged gear and crashed into our neighbor's Shrine before my clear.

You can imagine how my escaped was treated later.


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I planted yam and was anxious to see if sprout. Every other day, I would go over with a friend and pull out the poor yam only to see nothing has happened, not knowing that we were actually disturbing the process with our actions. After a some try, we kuku roast the poor thing and for lunch one afternoon like that

You destroyed the love with your dirty habit. Be a good and responsible person and you may have better luck with the next person.

Blocking you and severing relationship is hereby approved.