₦airaland Forum

Confirmed cases of perjury! Age falsification is rampart in Naija!

Yeah. Lets message Iran's ego a bit.
Israel was had hit. They lost more compared to Iran. Satisfied?

Putin put-out of summit ooo!

P-Putin is not scared of anything ICJ warrant. Man just wanna stay-put for now!

Joblessness is not good. It is also criminal where its self-imposed.

Why not use your own head?

Sowore has taken a fulltime job on Peter Obi. Maybe PBAT should place him on payroll

Dear Sowore, have you forfeited your Presidential ambition?

You no run again abi?

izombie:
Did he make any promises during campaign? Someone remind me please

'reduce the purchasing power of the people'.
continue from where Bubu stopped.
etc. etc.

A very sad awakening for Iran leadership.

Now they can reflect on their role in the terrorist attack on Israel via proxy Hamas
Let them also reflect on the terrorist activities via proxies as Hezbollah and others and sincerely ask themselves; were they worth it?

Would Iran not thrive better with a more peaceful Middle-East?
Must we use terrorism to force Shia-Muslim practices down the throat and lives of others?

The message is crystal clear. Live and let other live or suffer the consequences up to and including deaths

May peace reign over the earth.

favouredon:
Someone should please explain what forbearance in this term means

'Regulatory forbearance is a policy tool used by central banks that permits banks and financial institutions to maintain operations despite falling below required capital thresholds. It is a provisional measure that allows the restructuring of assets such as non-performing loans.'

Summary: Zenith bank promise to increase her capital base to meet and probably surpass the stipulated mark. This will enable the bank handle her non-performing loan issues and hopefully be done with it by June 2025 (by implication has been on it for a while)

The bank hope to be able to declare profits and pay dividends to shareholders.

press9jatv:
How N4bn meant for striking teachers disappeared – NUT treasury


https://dailypost.ng/2025/06/21/fct-how-n4bn-meant-for-striking-teachers-disappeared-nut-treasury/

Money in bank(s) do not disappear into tin airs.
It cannot be swallowed by snakes neither can monkeys disappear with it.
There are always trails of where the money moves to.
Report to the appropriate authority and have same returned.
Any person(s) that steals teachers' money is/are terrorist(s) of the worst order.

AngelGabbyShara:
*Oyebanji Reaffirms commitment to ensuring Ekiti remains Top Business- Friendly State*



https://www.facebook.com/share/p/12MeKYyxYUY/

Fix your inter-state roads first, then more people will be encouraged to come in.

The access roads to Ekiti are death traps and vehicle killers!

The unfortunate thing is that the people either comply or face the repercussion as threatened. Its high time the security forces root out this hellish killer.

Hope their is a mix-up somehow, otherwise let the paedophile's hell start from now!

Summary: incompetence and lack of coordination. The DSS did a good job by providing credible and actionable intel well ahead of time but the army simply did not do what they are supposed to do.

Its so sad. Hundreds of avoidable deaths due to lack of will or outright competence.

The travelers will bear it all at the end. Nigerians are being hit left, right and center. FAAN self wan cash out on top Nigerians

What of Dauda De Se.y Guy?
Those that can recall Lolly Magazine, line up please

fuckingAyaya:
The voltage was way too high. Nobody has collected award for being the best knacker

A man/woman is as old as he/she feels and want to be. One is 90% responsible for his/her joy and happiness. Your life is yours! so long as you live it to your happiness and the betterment of mankind you really do not have to bother about unwarranted negative retorts. Ladies and men may marry beyond their 'prime' but who can determine where their fulfilment lies except the parties involve, including God. Your life is yours, live it Sis.

I wish you all the happiness and joy you ever wish yourself in life.

NB: When one denigrates like others he/she intend to correct, it leaves him/her in the same boat.

Cheers and may the good Lord bless your new age.

Taquin:
This one is for the babes who are starting to question their worth because of what they see online. I turn 30 next Sunday, so I believe I’m in a good place to write this, not from a place of fear, but from experience and sense.

Over the last few months, I’ve seen some wild comments from men on Nairaland. Things like “after 7”, “evening newspaper”, “depleted ovaries”… you name it. But let me tell you: that’s not on you. That’s on them.

If you're feeling down because of these words, pause and breathe. . These men; the ones who use these terms. I’ve studied them. Yes, I went through their old posts. The youngest among them is about 43. 😂 Imagine a 43-year-old man online calling women expired. God forbid my own future husband is wasting his time typing such rubbish on a forum.
One even replied me once saying I should "rest". This is someone struggling to pay N150k school fees for his 8-year-old child and rent somewhere in the bush in Ikorodu. 😭 Another one, sleeping in the office Monday to Friday because transport to Ajah will eat his entire salary. We already had our third degree by 23 but one man from Ogbomosho thinks he would be doing me a favour by marrying me. These same people shouting “in saner climes” but the only airport they have seen is from watching James Bond movies. 😭😭😭

And these are the same ones screaming "I can't marry a 25+ year old, they’re too old." At 40+? You’re not even ashamed. Ato ole.

Ladies, these are the ones calling you evening newspaper. Do you now see that it has nothing to do with you? If you’re here and you’re worried about these people, don’t be.
This message is not for the real men who respect women and are just struggling financially. My message for you is: it’ll be okay soon, amen.

Now for the rest of us baby girls 👸🏽:
There’s a flawed logic these same men like to push. This idea of "100 women to 1 man". It’s a lie. Statistically, there are more men than women in Nigeria and in the world. You can Google it. They just use that flawed stat to make women feel desperate.
Let me say this clearly girls:
If you are not earning your own money, you have no business dating.
Once you start making money, your standards go up naturally. That’s why you’ll see Regina Daniels with a Ned Nwoko, but you’ll never see Temi Otedola with Dangote. 😏
I saw a thread the other day. One Nairaland uncle asking for advice on dating an 18-year-old. By page 2, he had mentioned giving money to her mother.
So please, work. Even if it’s small. Take yourself on mini-vacations within Nigeria. Join clubs. Play sports. I play chess. In fact, there’s no antichess player in Africa better than me. Just recently, I came 3rd out of 2,500 players globally in the Antichess World Championship . 💅🏽
I’m also starting Pilates with my girls, and I’m going to take standard chess seriously again. I want to become Nigeria’s first grandmaster by age 37.
So please my girls:
1. Buy good skincare.
2. Learn how to do your makeup — Mac, Fenty, Lancôme… get at least one.
3. Look younger, stay fresh.
4. Don’t ever beg for transport fare to go on a date. 🙅🏽‍♀️


Don’t settle because some man with a “Akungba university 1984” ID is calling you names online. 😭
Look at Asa Asika. Look at Davido. Look at Toolz and Tunde. Real rich kids marry close in age because they’re not looking for desperation, they’re looking for a match.
Take your time. Don’t lower your crown. Someone will love you fully with money, respect, maturity, and peace of mind.
There’s someone for everyone. Just don’t rush because of what these agbado philosophers are saying on Nairaland . 😂
Remember:
When they say “You’re too old,” just remember, The only thing outdated is their mindset which expired after Jonathan’s first tenure. Stop explaining your standards to people who’ve never met them.
There’s a man for every woman and yours will see your worth without needing you to shrink or beg for it.
So to every woman reading this: You’re not behind.
Evening newspaper still has breaking news.
Bye baby girls

Iran in possession of nuclear weapon is a huge threat to world peace and global coexistence. Events have since shown that the country, especially with the present set of leaders lacks self-restrain and logical approach when it comes to dealing with perceived or real enemies. From Houtis in Yemen, Hezbollah in Lebanon, Hamas in Palestine etc, the country has constantly displayed irrational zeal and commitment undermine peace and destroy divergent social ideals. If allowed, even Saudi Arabia will be destroyed in a matter of time. Iran will not hesitate to turn other middle-east nations to vasal states if allowed to posses the terrible weapon.
Peace and orderliness comes at huge cost especially where there are committed and determined and able forces prepared to undermine it without provocation. That is the situation being addressed in Iran.

My heart however goes out to the innocent citizens who bears most of the brunt of the careless and reckless determination of these twisted leaders.

May peace return soon to the entire region and the world at large.

Elxandre:
It's cumulative more concurrent.
He's going to die in jail.

Mix up. Tnx for drawing my attention to it.

Let him cool off for sometime.

By the time finishes the sentence, Nigeria would have sent scientist to outer space.

cenaman:
Death sentence be dis wan nah, wetin be 76 years in prison?

Nope! The lowlife idiot may be out before 10 years as 76years is cumulative (sum of the sentences on all charges)

Principal offence here is blackmail where he might have gotten 10years.

Hope they barred him from ever having anything to do with where children and teens are involved - employment, social gathering and any form of association.

Idiots wants to get rich at any cost irrespective of who their victims are.

same situation across most abattoirs

Hope others sit up immediately before the light is flashed on them!

Wait ooo. This may be a good subtle tactics to change the abattoir's leadership shall oo

geoworldedu:
This is a good move. They need to shut down Bourdillion too for unethical money laundering moves

You no jos well I swear

Imagine!
From Okooba to Bourdillon
From cow to money laundering
From slaughtering to what now?

You are hereby banned from loading data for the next tiri days
And if there is data remaining on your phone or laptop, you are to transfer same to the nearest Iyalagbo around you

Security intelligence failed.

No need for excuses or blame-game.

adenigga:
…Says hit-and-run tactics foiled military interception in Yelwata

…All security forces activated to apprehend killers, acting on Tinubu’s directive

…Warns of dangers from porous borders, calls for urgent government action



Source: https://vanguardngr.com/benue-massacre-locals-sheltered-attackers-gave-them-food-women-cds-musa-alleges

Very good. Next step, take the fights to them wherever they are.

Death to all terrorists!

Way to go. Kudos to all involved in the operation.
At least, the state government should adequately compensate the families of the vigilantes that died in the operation.

Do more, do more and more of this.

Pampered, tacitly encouraged and supported o

Putindbutt:
The fact is, the wives of these bandits are their spies. Whenever they also occupied a community, the first people they put there are their wives. You see how DSS arrested the wife & mother of Aliero in Saudi Arabia. None of them is innocent, neither their wives or children. Buhari pampered these ragtags for eight years, eight years no be joke.

Why not focus on providing good governance for now? Its not even 2026 (last year to election) and governance is relegated already. Take about misplaced priority.

360degreess:
It is not.You see many Africans are ignorant about the Jews.The Jews practice Judaism as their religion and it is not the same as Christianity.The Jews hate both Christians and Muslims.Infact, they consider Christianity as the most downgraded religion.Do you know that there are far more Muslims in Israel than Christians?,also there are far more mosques in Israel than there are churches?. But most Christians are not aware that is why they see Jews as their gods.

The majority of Jews have never been Christians. The Jews even derided Jesus Christ as the savior hence they conspired and killed him unbeknown that they were actually helping the course.

Israelis are who they are irrespective of religion. It may shock you to know that Israeli military has huge Muslim faithful yet their loyalty and commitment goes first to the country and fellow citizens before any other person or group.

Good job but we have more devastating concerns that are being ignored.

Please we need you all to go after the killers of Benue innocent citizens. Terrorists Fula herders openly brandish sophisticated weapons without repercussions abi the law no cover their side?

bsalawu:
I think am impressed by the decision of getting a will before he died. This will be peace among the families however, I was worried about the condition he gave to the wife… but I feel he loves the woman so much… he won’t wish another man have access to what he enjoyed.

The condition is that she shall not marry another or she loses the inheritance. It does not in anyway bar her from having a relationship or even bearing children by another. It simply requires her not to marry another to keep the inheritance.