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Cutezt:
I've known her for a couple of years now, so one day, I was going to the mainland, and I saw her on the way, waiting for public transport, so I picked her up. Normally we been don bang a couple of times in the past, no strings attached tho. So I dropped her at CMS and continued on my journey. When I was about to start heading home, I decided to check up on her if she was done, so I could pick her up, and we head home together, since it was about to rain.

I picked her up, and on the way, with my glass wound up, she said she wanted to fart. I thought she was joking o, and I just laughed, but before I know, she released one big bomb.

I was not happy. I don't have a problem with farting, but I have a problem with someone intentionally farting in the presence of others. I see it as very disgusting, and I'll start seeing the person as a dirty person. I asked her not to do it again, but when we got to around Ikate, she released another one. At that point, I was angry but just endured it.

Gave her a break of more than 3 months. When we finally started conversing well again, she visited me one day, and in a space of like 3 hours, she farted like 8 times. We had issues that day; she apologized. Some days later, I visited her; the girl just dey mess anyhow. I left the house that day.

The one that broke the camel's back was when she recorded her fart as a voice note and sent it to me. I just save the voice note, use am as sound for her picture, come upload am on my WhatsApp status. She was very embarrassed because we had mutual friends. She was angry at me for some time, but then I told her if she could fart anyhow in another person's presence, then I'm only helping her to increase her farting reach so people will be shocked at how talented this pretty, light-skinned beauty is.

I no send sha, my feelings for her died already.

There was a day she was at my place; we were watching a movie. She farted twice; I just carry myself go inside bedroom and left her in the parlor. She started apologizing and was running out every 5 minutes to fart. I kuku told her to go to the hospital o, this her own don pass normal.


My girlfriend of 4 years has never intentionally farted in my presence after the first time she did it and saw how angry I was. She said her dad too detests it, so if she wants to fart, she excuses herself, except she's sleeping sha, which is understandable.

There was another girl, this one we dey date sef, but she was just concerned with taking; never gave anything in the almost 1 year we dated.

She was always quick to ask for help almost every day.

On her birthday, I sent her money and planned to take her out that day, but she had other plans with family, so we postponed.

On my birthday, na 'a king was born o'

She came to my DM asking what color of senator I don't have. I thought about it and, surprisingly, didn't have black, so I told her. A few weeks later, nothing. She now messaged me saying the tailor traveled, but when he comes, she will collect it and give me; as we speak, I still never see anything.

Another one: we were supposed to go out that day briefly before she goes to work later in the day, but she told me she needed to run some errands for her grandma, so I left it.

A few days later, she sent me a WhatsApp message screenshot, and her wallpaper was her and a guy snapping a mirror selfie. Normally, it was an open relationship that time, so I no bother but when she came to my house, I checked the date the picture was taken, it was the exact day she said she was running an errand for her grand ma, so I confronted her and she confessed, the guy was asking her out, bla bla, I told her no wahala, I'm not angry, I just don't like her lying to me, she said she didn't like the guy and was gonna ask him to stop pressing her, me I sabi the lamba but I played along. I sha asked her to buy shawarma at least to apologize, cos she must pay for the lie; that shawarma till today, na one story or another, more than 6 months later.

Wetin come vex me las las was when I suddenly stopped seeing her WhatsApp DP; I asked her why? She said there was no DP there; she removed it. I said okay na. 3 months later, while chatting one day, I jokingly asked her when she was gonna let me see her DP again, and I kid you not, she totally forgot she blocked me, so when she unblocked me and I started seeing the DP again, I asked her why she lied that there was no DP? She said she didn't lie, that she never said so. Thankfully, she was the one who changed phones, but I had all our chats, so I went and quoted the chat from 3 months back. Suddenly, the story changed; it became 'she was angry at me during that period'. I went back to read the chats and send to her. We were cool during that period, so which anger? She couldn't explain; her reply was, 'Are you tired of me and this relationship?'

I said, 'Imagine!' Her next line was, 'I'm sleepy, goodnight,' and off she went.

That was the last time I looked at her chat again. She came back the next morning apologizing, and all, but omo, Open relationship was sweet; you had the freedom to do what you want, but lying anyhow na wetin I no fit take.

The banging and all was good, but I cherish honesty more; that was why I told her from the onset that I didn't want commitment.

That was years back sha. So in summary, in almost 1 year, I never chop that girl 1 naira.

fattprince:
I don't know but I've never been in situation where I fart in my babes presence or vice versa. It happened once which I wasn't even sure, I was dozing off that day when I work up to a sound which I wasn't sure what made it, but because I know I might just love her less if I confirmed it was a fart, I just didn't ask her anything. But my siblings fart in my
presence and I just overlook it cos too bad they are blood so I can't love them less, I've got no choice other than fart in their presence too.

stan4b:
So, those of us with 3rd class dont have hope again.

Well, thank God for crypto, at leasts, I dont think there's any junior lecturer thats earning up to 2M monthly.

lebete3000:
I just dey imagine the kain mess wey dey comot this Sheba ass. E go bad meen

Come to think of it, I've never even heard any of the HMs fart, or any of them complain of smelling a fart. Abi na their mics dey muffled the sounds?

So fake!

spiceadole:
Imagine an adult man with strong beards.
They will claim they don't need women , they don't need commitment relationships and marriages but at the slightest opportunity, they pounce and feast on the same women(including underaged) they claim to hate.

A man who should be married, with children and maintaining a responsible life with his family.
The dude is married okay

What a shame!

trumpcoat:
It's well,you married right,not all men are lucky but most importantly be nice to your wife first, because women have the grace of doubling anything be it good or bad,if they can use small sperm to produce a baby then don't underestimate women

Panda7:
As a guy, keeping too many women instead of focusing on building with one will not make you settle down faster nor make your life more better. You are simply a caricature wasting away your youthful life, future on mere vanity and a supposed addiction.

moje4:
is there still guys out there that is still playing love, chasing after women in this current economic? That guy must be mad. We chase money and not women. They have nothing to offer in ur Life. Chase dream , women will come.

LeeSmart:
Lol funny brother. Got admission at 17 and graduated at 21 while wifey was in 200lvl she took in and gave birth to our beautiful daughter and the following year we got married.
My family is too exposed to force someone into getting married sir.

pansophist:
One thing I have experienced about competent leaders is that it is good to follow their directive, because you trust in their ability and that their decisions is in your interest, even if you do not understand why.

A man that leads himself well (which also mean he can lead others well) wont have to control people. There will be no need for it. Control is a feature of tyranny, and to control people is harder, because it is imposed, unlike genuine submission that comes from the inside.

But if after a man lead well but with a rebellious woman, then he is at fault for not selecting wisely. A high quality man makes high quality choices. You cant go choose an ogbanje and pissed she doesnt go to church.

It is more noble and harder to rule yourself than to conquer a city (Proverb 16.32)

luminouz:
She farted into my egusi soup.

I don't play with my food

RedpillAdviser:
As a man, Whatever you're doing with women, as long as your heart is not involved, you're winning. You'll lose the day you catch feelings

Martinez39s:
@Rillycool @Smartb0y @JESHAL007

I got some emails from more than three persons. I don't know which is which, but I have reached out to the emails and contacted the numbers provided. If you guys are among them respond and let me run verification checks.

Martinez39s:
@Rillycool, @JESHAL007, and Smartb0y, can you all reach me out to me on ventodiablo@gmail.com ? I want to get your contacts and add you to the red pill WhatsApp group. I wanted to reach out to you guys via nairaland email, but I remembered that I lost it.

virginboy1:
I am fortunate to share same redpill group with you. You are a real red pill OG...That group alone has liberated lots of simps..in which the of recent, is that dude crazily in love with a single mother that fu..cks around...

I dont really understand why senior man ubunja left the group...

It is well.

TRP is Life!!!!!!!

Blitzking:
A guy on nairaland bears the name #hungerbad hope he is still alive its been ages.

CuteNbad:
Good day y'all,


I need y'all input on this.

So there's the girl I'm seeing currently. I'm yet to ask her out since these days no one does that again. I didn't wanna put a label on it or apply pressure. I just wanted it to keep flowing the way it was. I said was because there's the new guy she's seeing now.

She told me about it the last time we spoke. She said she gat her virginity to him. Something she promised me.

I feel hurt really. I do love this girl but she's slipping away from my grasp and I can't seems to accept that.

When I asked her why she slept with him when she knew we both had planned I'll be her first. She said it wasn't intentional and that it just happened.

Now she they've had sex thrice and she keeps calling him her bf to my face.

She came to my crib last week Monday and I was to have sex with her but she was on her period so we only smoothed and all... No sex.

Since she left my crib she's yet to call back or reply my text

She keeps saying I never asked her out each Time I asked why she's with the other guy.


I truly love this girl fr.
I have like three other girls in my life but I don't love them the way I love this girl.

I even stop talking to two of those girls because I thought she was getting serious with me.

Also she's never billed me before so it's not like she's after money

Anything I can do to save this?.


Ps: we're all undergraduate students.

Eduek59:
It's not gonna be as simple as you think but you too can do it if you have a good phone

Do you have a good phone? If yes

Meet me on WhatsApp for more information and step-by-step guide

/eyacne

Eduek59:
That's the reason we should encourage salary earners to get a high income skills that pays them.in dollars on the long run.

Not really long but could take some of them 3-4 months to start earning reasonable amount of money online at least $500-$1000 is not bad for beginners

We can talk more on WhatsApp