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At work again

MrPresident1:
Hahahahahaha .

Rili wan wound me with lafta this morning, hahahaha .

U would be very surprised walahi, you would be very very surprised.

Laff wan injure me

Rili, I don't even know what igbo looks like, does it have horns?

Yes it have horns, just like a cow

Mrpresident1 can relate to this

Weeders be like, God created everything for a purpose including weed.

Barrister lawyer

That's lalasticlala's sallah meat

MrPresident1:
He is from the Southwest

See your mouth

Naughtysite:
Oba Lagoon Rilwayne.

Ayam dissappointed..

We are all disappointed

sukkot:
he looks Igbira. na Joavid people demdem

Joavid come hol ya brother ooooo.

Marshmallows

Mods please change the name. We know those who do this, why the lie nah?

He doesn't even look like a Yoruba.

Empiree:
You kinda quiet lately, isn't?. How you dey bro....How's sallah going?

I'm fine my brother. Sallah is going on fine, thanks.

How is your side? How is your family?

Medunah:
Happy sallah to rilwayne001 and all other Muslim nlders

Oh! Thanks. I really appreciate this my dear

stiflerdrug:
LOL happy holiday ya'll I was bored so you know I decided to make a romance section team according to how they behave and here is the team.. You are allowed to make urz too let's have fun enjoy

its a 442 formation and I have EmperorLee and EFCChq in attack since they know how to attack people, with HateU2 supporting them cus she can also attack, KingCheezyPuff always writes so fast so I put her in flank, Vizkiz is also always FTC so he plays through the right flank, smellymouth can defend people so he will be playing the dmf, and Wingback plays Wingback in reality + he dosnt take nonsense so he starts in right back. sinaj is also fast and can counter people's comments so she plays in left back for counter attacks, CrazyQuinn always contributing so she will pair in the defence with ILEGEND since they do same thing, I didn't know any goalkeeper so asuo27 will do lol, and am the coach

Okay lol make your own team

Hope it will be fun

Where is mrcork

Wittywizard:
If you know you are an aspirant of Uniabuja and you have not done your pre-admission screening please try and do it now before it is too late

Hello, please I am Direct entry applicant and I am yet to register. I am having problem paying online. Could you put me through on how to go about it?

Demmzy15:
Remove and send immediately kawai!!!

Definitely sir.. Definitely. I will dhl' it to you

Demmzy15:
I want the one you're wearing!!!! Nothing concern me with any Abuja market!

Of course sire.. Of course. Do you want me to remove it right away?

Demmzy15:
Make mad sense, how fa with that cloth? I wan get am!

Mad sense?

The cloth dey Abuja Market now na for there I buy am

Demmzy15:
Where our fresh brothers dey, dem Egbon Rilwayne001, haffaze777, udatso, abduljabbar, et al

No data since morning

haffaze777:
u intentionally spell my moniker like dat bah

No be so lol

To my Muslim sisters and brothers, this is to wish you all a successful Eid-l-adha. It is my prayer to you all that this celebration will bring all the happiness, richness and harmony into our homes and country at large.. Aamin.

Eid Mubarak!

Sister Zeinymira, it's been a while, hope you are fine?

Demmzy15:
Chai!!!! See derailing abeg, Rilwayne001 and lexiconkabir, see as una just scatter this thread!

Anyways, truthmans2012, how did your granddaughter suspend in air?

I guess Jesus suspended her in the air. But then the question we've not been asking is how Jesus released her from the air, or is it that, he had to use a ladder such has the below to get her off the air?

lanrexlan:
May Allah assits us my dear brother and grants us the best.

Lol, no mind me oo. I was just saddled with many things ni jare

Ameen

Nah, All the jingo wey I do for you for Mr Nl nko? There is nothing free even in freetown biko, kindly pay up and tintingz too

lmao, that was 2years ago.. You still remember, lol.

Well, Mr nl wasn't as momentous as it is currently. Plus I came 10th out of 50guys
Tintingz is now our baba' isale' sha, he will certainly pay you, both mine and his.

lanrexlan:
Ma sha Allah! May Allah bless you for the bold. You just nailed it!

Jazakumullah khairan.
Nabi is the greatest example and there are no reports of wife beating.

On a side note, it is being a long time. Where have you been brother?

I just decided to lay low ni' jare.. I don't have much time like I used to, And the country isn't smiling at all.

I should be asking you as well because you just went away without leaving any notice.

Owo ni da? Wey my money? Una and tintingz still dey owe me oo.

I truly owe, but I don't seem to remember again? Is it about that vedaxcol's thread? Remind me please

jammani:
I was @ that sango today to buy Ram for my Dad. (Kulende market) after buying the first Ram, people had to start telling me to look after it well cos they willl steal it.... Ilorin isnt too peacefull as it was before.

All thanks to Buhari' shange

truthmans2012:
You don't understand the Bible. People like you accused Paul of lying and he came out saying what they termed lies is the truth of God, which they knew not.

You islamic guys have the time to say all you have been saying but have no time to answer the questions because you lack the answers.

Paul and every writer of the Bible are liars.

tintingz:
It seems my own sef too much, make I jejeli exit thread before boda Rilwayne001 and will come and knock me for head.

Lol. I will never knock you on your head. I don't think anything will ever make me beat my future wife no matter how light it is going to be. Even with a siwak

I've never seen my dad beat my mum no matter how light. The worst he would do is to say: "koburu" and walk away, and by the following day, they are back together after when my mum must have apologized. This is the kind of husband I want to be.

Even my younger sisters, I don't beat them, why would I then support wife beating? No no that's not the kind of person I am.

I get angry, but the technique I normally employ is to walk away from the source of what's making me angry, by the time I'm back my head would've cooled off.

In a nutshell, we all know our women are belligerent, what we need most is to be very very patient with them. When you say we shouldn't hit them hard, will beaten them softly with a siwak' change they attitude? She will just say, "after all he's going to beat me with a siwak', and not really hard, I won't feel much pain, let me provoke him". Then what is the essence of the light beating?

Patientce is what we need in marriage.. Real patience.

Been a while my kind sire, hope you're fine?
My sallah meat tomorrow abegg'

lexiconkabir:
do you remember the story of "Jesus" hanging his(lieman) daughter on air?

mhen that lie was really "babararized"

Lol no, he was actually lying for Jesus in that place and so it wasn't a lie..

Don't forget ... For if the truth of God hath more abounded through my lie unto his glory; why yet am I also judged as a sinner?" - Paul

truthmans2012:
How are those questions look to you as lies. Do you find lies in questioning?

Not really. You've been answered so many times, why don't you give up already?

truthmans2012:
I was busy doing other things, actually, you islamists don't appreciate my free lectures.

We don't appreciate lies actually.

truthmans2012:
Here you come again !!!

Where did they deal with them? Give me the link please.

When will you stop lying?

this old man is back.. Hehehe how was the ban?

Hafazze777 where art thou